you're not my real father

Royalty Starters
  • "Watch where you're going, peasant!"
  • "Royal? Sure, you're a royal pain in the ass!"
  • "Don't you know who you're talking to?"
  • "Wow, it's uncanny. You really look exactly like the prince/princess."
  • "You're my new servant?"
  • "You know, I could use a new servant."
  • "How dare you touch me!"
  • "I don't think the people like me."
  • "I believe there have been attempts on my life. I'm hiring you to protect me."
  • "What do you mean you're not my real guardsman?"
  • "Peasant life must be so dull!"
  • "I'm sorry, miss priss. I was just trying to save your skin!"
  • "You want me to wear that? It's ghastly!"
  • "Have you ever even left the castle?"
  • "It's lonely being a leader, you know. You're my only real friend."
  • "Father wants me to marry a snobbish nobleman/noblewoman. I won't go through with it!"
  • "That was my favorite ball gown!"
  • "What do you mean you don't own silk clothing?"
  • "How do you people live like this!?"
  • Joel: Hey, nice work.
  • Crow: Thanks, Dad.
  • Everyone: (stares at Crow)
  • Crow: Why is everyone staring at me?
  • Servo: You said, "Thanks, Dad."
  • Crow: What? No, I didn't. I said, "Thanks, man."
  • Joel: Aw, do you see me as a father figure, Crow?
  • Crow: What? No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.
  • Servo: Hey, show your father some respect.

anonymous asked:

Harry shouldve named his son 'Hagrid Minerva' and said 'You're named after the first real father figure i had in my life, and the bravest witch ive ever known' like. Give them love Harry.-Kes

I SECOND THIS SUGGESTION.

I mean honestly, even Dumbledore was pretty sketch and for all his good intentions, he didn’t really do Harry many favours in the long run.

I know that Lily Luna’s middle name was supposed to be after not only Luna, but Remus as well, but that’s not really as obvious and I mean he could have also named Albus after Remus.

Or like, even Arthur? Because that man loves Harry just as much as any of his own children, and also, why should all their children be named after people that were important to Harry. They’re also Ginny’s kids. Let them name some of them after Weasleys.

anonymous asked:

my real father is bad so you're my father now rev. happy father's day

The only reason I’ll accept these kinds of comments. Let’s go grill some burgers and talk about girls and power drills.

frecklecakes  asked:

Great!!! Thank you!!! I'm not sure if this is SFW or not. If it's not, then you don't have to answer. What if the boys had an argument with their daughter and it ended with their daughter saying, "You're not my real father! I hate you!" In the morning, the boys wake up to find that she has run away, and with Foot and Purple Dragon gang activity going on heavily this week, what would the boys do? How would they feel and react?

Leo:

Very disappointed in her.  And also concerned.  People fight yes, but did she have to react so much to where she joined the enemy?  He goes after her immediately, and no matter how hard she fights the return home Leo manages to take her there.  He kicks himself for letting her go, but leaving took it too far.  He apologizes and promises to not be so harsh.  But makes her promise, to NEVER run off and do something like that again.

Raph:

“Nope. Nah uh.  This ain’t happenin’.  I’m dragging her back by the ear if I have to!”

It doesn’t matter what if who said what, how far it went or whatever.  Her ass is gonna be brought home whether she likes it or not.  He’s gonna have a talk with her, but a more quiet one, one that ends up with hugs and a kiss on her forehead before he sends her off to sleep for the night.  Raph feels guilty for letting her get away, and kicks himself for raising his voice at her that much.  He promises himself to never cross the line again.  He’s just worried about his kid.

Donnie:

Those words hurt him.  Not her father by blood but by bond, and it still pains him to hear it.  When he hears about her going to the enemy he immediately goes into action and goes through his computers, searching for her tracks and tracking her down to her exact location.  Then he goes after her and manages to talk her in to coming home.  He apologizes so many times, and hugs her for what seems an hour. 

Mikey:

So upset.  Hearing that from his kid is worse than being called a monster.  Even his brothers console him about it.  Eventually, the guilt tears him up, and he goes off to find her.  When he hears she’s joined with the enemy, he does whatever he can for her to come back, even to the point of begging.  When she does return, he barely says anything, except a dozen “I’m sorry"s and a lot of hugging and crying into her shoulder.  Even after he still feels like shit.  He vows to never raise his voice at her again.

-Mod Kala

[Totally Confirmed] Taohun going to the movies
  • Tao: Yo, gramps, I'm taking Sehun to the movies. We'll be back in a few. Don't get mad if we're not returning your texts.
  • Suho: Okay, that's cool..... WAIT! No, I'm going with you.
  • Sehun: What? Why? We're.... we're going to see a movie you would hate. Whatever your least favorite movie is... that's what we're seeing.
  • Suho: What theater are you going to?
  • Sehun: The one... with the popcorn... and the... chairs...
  • Suho: I knew it! You're just going to a DVDbang to make out.
  • Tao: Whaaaaat? Uuuus? Never. And just make out? What do take us... I mean.... uh... we're going to the movies!
  • Suho: Then let me go to the movies with you.
  • Tao: Fine, but you're gonna sit like three rows away right? I mean, you can't cramp my style, bro, I gotta -
  • Suho: I'm sitting between you two.
  • Tao: YOU'RE NOT MY REAL FATHER

nerdanel-istarnie replied to your post: //So uh about the whole adoption thing…

Well I did name my sons as your brothers when we had that little talk while you were moaning in pain. You were busy not dying at the time but I had hoped it had registered. But yes, I guess that makes Fëanáro your adoptive father in absentia. Yay?

I chose to ignore that part.

Nine brothers is a lot of brothers. 

I can barely keep track of two.

I do not think you understand.