you're not invited you can't come

The Signs as Quotes From the Crystal Kingdom Arc
  • Aquarius: Hot diggity shit, that is a baller cookie.
  • Pisces: We don't know shit about history, what are you talking about? We can't remember what we're doing right now!
  • Aries: It seems like the least you could do after getting my ass thrown off the back of a moving train is see to my plants and my begonias and my fruits and my lilies.
  • Taurus: Those rules of nature are there for a reason, so let's just stop running afoul of them as if this was all just sort of funsy-fun make-believe, what do you say?
  • Gemini: I can't tell if you're joking, which is kind of par for the course.
  • Cancer: People say that about Thomas Edison a lot, like, he invented the lightbulb. But like, they didn't have 'em back then, right? So if I'd been around back then, that would've been easy for me. Because they didn't have lightbulbs, they didn't have anything. So like, inventing stuff was way easier. These days I'd have to invent, like, a double-lightbulb.
  • Leo: I don't even know how that worked, like, with physics.
  • Virgo: I had a wedding invitation for you to come to my marriage ceremony, and instead of RSVPing to it, you murdered me.
  • Libra: No, it was great, I loved the way it ... was there.
  • Scorpio: Well, hold on, there's three of us, we work individually, we're not a hivemind. I would say at least one of us has a solid grasp, one of us is halfway there, and probably one of us just started paying attention.
  • Sagittarius: I stitched the word 'dickhead' on his body, just so you guys know. Shh! So we get our revenge, in secret.
  • Capricorn: Let me tell you something. That nerd is a necromancer.
  • jacob: so enoch haha i heard you're throwing this big party and i can't help but notice i wasn't invited
  • enoch: oh, the invitation must have gotten lost in the mail
  • jacob: really? i can come?
  • enoch: sure
  • jacob:
  • enoch:
  • jacob: you're messing with me, right?
  • enoch: what gave it away? the fact that i hate you from the depths of my soul or the fact that we don't even have a mailbox?
Beautiful Creatures Sentence Meme
  • "I've been having the same dream for months now."
  • "I want him/her, no matter what happens."
  • "At first I thought I was losing my mind. Then I realized it would be no great loss."
  • "Insanity's inevitable."
  • "It was like love before first sight."
  • "Only two types of people here, the ones too stupid to leave and the ones too stuck to move."
  • "Anything is better than a life standing still."
  • "To be unstuck in time in a constant state of stage fright."
  • "If I dress like I care, I lose credibility."
  • "I envy people in comas."
  • "How does loving Jesus make that man/woman so crazy?"
  • "Why would anyone wanna move here?"
  • "How 'bout you and I go see a movie or something? Oh, that'd be just heaven!"
  • "I wish you would stop reading those types of books, they're bad for your mind."
  • "_____ looks like death eating a cracker."
  • "Are you nuts? You almost killed me!"
  • "You know I never understood why Leo had to die in the end! Why couldn't they take turns?"
  • "If I get in the car, will there be more of this interesting conversation? Because I'd rather drown."
  • "I can't believe you told me the ending to Titanic!"
  • "Well, that was a dead-end conversation on a road going nowhere."
  • "I don't feel like being a haunted house attraction today."
  • "Some people never go crazy, what truly horrible lives they must live."
  • "I think we need time apart."
  • "I pray every night you won't go straight to Hell."
  • "I won't go straight to Hell, I wanna stop off in New York first."
  • "This is one of those banned books."
  • "You can't pray in class."
  • "Never been on the outside looking in, have you?"
  • "I memorized this whole thing to impress you. Damn!"
  • "I never know whether you're insulting me or not."
  • "Again, wrong century."
  • "_____ loves Google."
  • "I hope this doesn't sound weird but I think I've been dreaming about you every night for months."
  • "That did not sound as creepy as it did in my head."
  • "So, like what, you're from Europe?"
  • "We prefer the term "Caster.""
  • "That is such a mortal thing to say."
  • "I hate hiding all the time."
  • "You're a miracle. Why would you ever want to be normal?"
  • "You wanna go out with me?"
  • "Wait, am I going out the window?"
  • "Promise me it'll be a really normal, awkward teenager date."
  • "I won't even call you after!"
  • "Let's get out of here."
  • "Most people spend their entire lives waiting for a moment that's going to change everything and it never comes."
  • "What could happen besides getting your first hangover?"
  • "They can choose, why can't you?"
  • "I don't know who I really am inside."
  • "I distinctly remember not inviting you."
  • "Boyfriend/girlfriend, huh?"
  • "Loving this boy/girl puts you in terrible danger!"
  • "You're not losing me!"
  • "No matter what you do, no matter they do to me, I'm still here! Now what does that tell you!"
  • "And I yelled at you because I care about you!"
  • "I don't want to be any further away from you than I am right now."
  • "I'm scared I'm gonna hurt you."
  • "Go ahead, kill me."
  • "The person I love has to die!"
  • "I just want to be with you."
  • "That's okay, I don't think you're cool now."
  • "How am I gonna survive a lifetime with you surprising me?"
  • "They took you from me."
  • "You can never be together."
  • "Define 'good.'"
  • Simon: Okay mum. I have to tell you something.
  • His mother: Alright. You can tell me everything, son.
  • Simon: Good. Well. I...
  • Simon: I wanted to come out.
  • His mother: *smiles*
  • His mother: I knew it.
  • Simon:
  • Simon: You- You knew?
  • His mother: Yes, of course. It's okay, I love you.
  • Simon:
  • Simon: No, wait. I'm not- I'm not coming out of the closet, mum!
  • Simon: Coffin. I'm coming out of the coffin.
  • Simon: I'm a vampire, mum.
  • His mother:
  • His mother:
  • His mother: So, you're not gay? Or bi?
  • Simon: Well yes, actually pan, but-
  • His mother: So, Raphael is your boyfriend or not?
  • Simon: MUM. I am a freakin vampire! You're not gonna say anything about it?
  • His mother: Does that mean you can't be together or-?
  • Simon: No, he's a vampire too, but-
  • His mother: Aww. How cute. You two vampire boyfriends.
  • Simon: Mum! Aren't you-
  • His mother: No, I'm okay with that. As long as you're happy, I am too.
  • Simon:
  • Simon:
  • Simon:
  • His mother: So, when is he finally coming over?
  • Simon: *sighes deeply*
  • Simon: I can invite him for tomorrow.
  • Kara: Will you go to dinner with me? Tonight?
  • Lena: Yes! Yes of course!
  • Kara: Great! I want to go to AYCE KBBQ but there has to be a party of 2 or more, you're a life saver Lena!
  • Lena: Oh..uh great! I can't wait
  • Kara: Neither can I yum i can smell it already <3
  • Maggie: For a Super, you sure are blind Little Danvers
  • Kara: Oh! Did you wanted to come too? I'm sorry! I didn't invite you 'cause Alex said you two are hanging out tonight!
  • Maggie: *face-balm* You know, Alex IS your sister, maybe that's why you're so clueless
  • Alex: HEY!
Malcolm in the Middle sentence starters
  • "I am destined to be the most miserable person on earth."
  • "I want a sundae and then some pizza."
  • "So, what kind of socks are you wearing?"
  • "I will leave home forever! Or I'll never leave... whatever's worse."
  • "You don't have any friends."
  • "You spent $300 on sequins?"
  • "I want to wear my pajamas to school."
  • "I expect nothing and I'm still let down."
  • "I can smell colors."
  • "I have social skills, jackass."
  • "I'm just gonna go crawl under a rock now."
  • "People can't help what they like."
  • "In our house, 'feelings' is the F word."
  • "Are you trying to seduce me?"
  • "I'll get up when the world stops being a cruel joke."
  • "I know what you're gonna say and believe me, I totally agree."
  • "There was no excuse for what I did. It was idiotic, immature."
  • "I was being sneaky and stuff."
  • "You're going down."
  • "Who's this dork?"
  • "You wanna go learn something about the real world?"
  • "Too bad. You're coming."
  • "I got the DVD player but we'll need to steal another $600 if you want the surround sound."
  • "Maybe we can figure out some sort of deal."
  • "Nothing exciting ever happens around here."
  • "I just wanted somebody to like me."
  • "She's cute, she's smart and she even lies to cops."
  • "I'm in ass heaven."
  • "I'm Mr. Cool."
  • "Why does everything end in a group suicide with you?"
  • "What happened to your face?"
  • "What happened to your pants?"
  • "Well maybe she wouldn't be a lesbian if you tucked in your shirt once in awhile."
  • "There was nothing they could do about it."
  • "I don't want to burn up any calories repeating myself."
  • "I just don't get why we're celebrating. It seems wrong."
  • "If he wants to marry a total stranger, that's his business."
  • "Have you really thought about what you're doing?"
  • "I'll spend the rest of my life being sweet to her."
  • "You will never connect normally with another human being."
  • "We photoshopped your head in."
  • "I have a need to show off."
  • "When they laugh, I'm sure they're always laughing at me."
  • "They're all jealous."
  • "I bet you feel like a jackass."
  • "This in no way justifies what you said before."
  • "It's ditch day."
  • "I'm surprised you didn't hear. Everyone was telling their friends... Oh."
  • "The professor of boozeology has some homework for you."
  • "What's he doing here?"
  • "I know I always say gossip rots your soul, but it doesn't count when it's this good."
  • "I'm so glad we don't have any secrets."
  • "I'm glad you told me."
  • "Feels good to come clean."
  • "I ended up at the supermarket, where I squeezed all the Wonderbread into balls, so the manager threw me out."
  • "Oh my God, I'm as unpopular as you?"
  • "You don't have to freak out, I know how to handle him."
  • "Thank you for inviting me."
  • "Are you trying to prove you can't go out in public?"
  • "This is your last chance."
  • "Don't try 911. They're not qualified."
  • "Maybe we need to look at ourselves honestly."
  • "You're a ruthlessly brutal thug."
  • "I have my moods."
  • "Look how it was my first impulse to criticize you, that just shows what a pompous asshole I am."
  • "I usually assume people are my enemy."
White Noise songs in a sentence
  • Smoke: Hot intimite stuff but kill me also
  • St. Patrick: You are a cinnamon roll and I can't stop talking about it
  • My House: I invited you but you were rude and now i changed my mind
  • Holy: Fuck your cross, I'm gay
  • White Noise: Netflix and chill?
  • Fire: You wanted to ruin yourself and wouldn't even let me help you lol bye
  • Eyelids: You're too far away for me to touch your butt ;(
  • Mirrors: I'm going to stand outside your window at night creepily till you love me
  • Ghosts: You're making me think about you again like damn honey
  • Let Them In: You needa go... actually come back, i was kidding
#3 Asks You On A Date (Another Life Series)
  • Eisuke: Casual. He's so smooth, after a long days work all you want to do is crawl home and watch an entire series on Netflix for the rest of the weekend. But you stop when he gently tugs in your arm. "I was wondering, if you might want to get a drink with me?"
  • Soryu: Uncomfortable. He is your boss, but the thought of going an entire weekend without seeing you is enough to drive him insane. so he puts on his big boy pants and gives it his best shot. You're just about to say goodbye when he finally tells you: "Actually I need you tomorrow, there's a world conference and you're the best person for the job."
  • Baba: Smooth. You don't even know how it got to this point. One minute he was telling you about an exhibit, and the story behind an Arabian vase, the next he's asking you put. "You know, the museum's holding a VIP Party tomorrow, and I would love for you to be my date."
  • Ota: Sweet. He's usually so flirtatious, that you can't believe that he could be so sweet. He's kind, pushing hair away from your face as he fixes it for you. You had left in such a rush you forgot to brush your hair all together. You ask how you can repay him, and all he merely smiles. "Since you owe me, come with me to the shareholders party as my date."
  • Mamoru: Classy. You're merely bringing him his usual cup of coffee, when he stops you with a gentle touch to your wrist. "I'm invited to this party tomorrow, and I would love if you could be my date."
  • -SKY
[Totally Confirmed] EXO held an intervention last night for Xiumin, who they believe has a "life choices" problem. Below is the transcript of their meeting.
  • Baekhyun: Okay, I'll start. Minseok, you're sexy and can you please pay for dinner tonight?
  • Suho: No, no... ignore him. Chanyeol, I told you not to invite Baekhyun.
  • Chanyeol: Oh! You said "NOT" I thought you said "Absolutely invite Baekhyun" and I was like, "Why would I not invite Baekhyun he's like my best friend who it comes to commiting minor, inconsequential crimes."
  • Baekhyun: Aw, thanks man.
  • Suho: Minseok, do you know why we called you here?
  • Xiumin: Because we're out of wine? Yeah, I noticed. THANKS, Jongdae.
  • Chen: I don't drink white wines, they are the most racist of wines. But nice try.
  • Xiumin: LOL wine can't be racist
  • Baekhyun: LOL ikr
  • Suho: Guys what did I tell you about using internet slang offline?
  • Tao: Yeah, that's my thing!
  • Suho: No - that's not - anyway, Minseok, this is an intervention. You have a drinking problem. And also you're dating Baekhyun.
  • Sehun: We're very worried about you.
  • Xiumin: I'm dating Baekhyun?
  • Baekhyun: That's a joke right? We've been dating for a few weeks now.
  • Xiumin: Oh, so that's why you were in my bed this morning. Sorry about attacking you. Hangovers, am I right?
  • Suho: This is serious. I'm calling in that last person I want to call in. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Siwon, you can come in.
  • Sehun: Dr. Intelligence!
  • Suho: Siwon, I told you not to wear that ridiculous fake therapist costume.
  • Siwon: I'm not Siwon. I'm Dr. Intelligence, and this is just how I look.
  • Siwon: Minseok, drinking is a sin and, as the bible says, "Baekhyun's hands are the Devil's playthings".
  • Baekhyun:
  • Baekhyun: I'm not going to argue with that.
  • Xiumin: Me neither.

“you enjoy telling our kids to this day that you caught my eye and swept me off my feet in one go wearing a stupid, hideous bear costume” au

  • Charming: All right, I asked Killian and he said he's coming over for Thanksgiving.
  • Snow: You invited Hook?!
  • Charming: Yeah...
  • Snow: Why?
  • Charming: Well, he's... you know. He's Emma's... pirate.
  • Snow: No, I mean... David, it's tradition in this land to invite the whole family for Thanksgiving!
  • Charming: And you're determined to follow that tradition despite our rather unconventional family, I know.
  • Snow: Yes, and Gold is family, remember? He's Henry's grandfather and we can't invite him if Captain Hook will be there!
  • Snow: Someone will lose their temper and I just bought new plates. We can't have both of them there.
  • Charming: I know!
  • Charming:
  • Charming: I mean, whoops.
  • Charming: But we can't un-invite him, that's bad form.
  • Charming: I mean bad manners.
  • Snow:
  • Snow: I see what you did there.
  • Charming: I don't know what you're talking about.
Preference #89: He confesses his feelings while drunk
  • REQUESTED
  • Michael: "Please, (Y/N)? You promised!" Michael pouted at you as he held the small shot glass in his hand, constantly shoving it towards you. You shook your head multiple times and he continued to pout. "Michael, I'm tired and you know alcohol makes me sleepy. You should go to bed and drink some water or you're going to have the worst hangover in the morning and I don't want that." You got to your feet and began to walk to the kitchen to grab him a water bottle. He got to his feet and followed you to the kitchen, hugging you from behind. "You're such a party pooper." He whispered into your ear and you sighed, turning around and pushing him off of you. "Go to bed." You shoved him away from you and he laughed, bringing your body back to his. This was something you had gotten used to over time. Michael was very touchy when drunk and you had to get used to it eventually. "God, what would I do without you?" He asked you and nestled his head into the crook of your neck. You sighed and began to rub his hair. "I wonder the same thing." You laughed to yourself and he pulled away, staring directly into your eyes. "You know what? I love you." Your body froze as those three words left his mouth. You just stared at him for what felt like forever. "Y-You what?" "You heard me. I'm in love with you. God, I love you, (Y/N). Wow, that feels good that I said that. Guess the cat's out of the bag, huh?" He laughed and walked away from you as if he didn't just admit to you that he loved you. "What the hell am I going to do with you, Michael?" You shook your head with a giant smile on your face as you joined him back on the couch. The three words you had always wanted to hear from Michael was just said. Unfortunately, they were when he was drunk off his ass, but nonetheless you were happy.
  • Ashton: "Shh!" You half shouted at Ashton as you both walked down the street, wobbling like crazy as you both were extremely drunk. You hadn't seen Ashton in a little while and he wanted to take you out to go drink and party like you always did before. "What if I want everyone to hear us, (Y/N)? Then what?" "You still shut your big fat mouth. It's three in the bloody morning!" You stopped on the sidewalk and decided to sit down on the curb. You really just needed a break from walking as you were too drunk to continue walking. "But what if I needed to shout out something extremely important and I didn't care if it woke anyone up?" He asked you as he sat down beside you. He put his hand on your leg and began to rub it, which you chose to ignore. "Then I'd tell you to shut up." You turned to him with a smile on your face and he immediately smiled back. "I always loved your smile. I missed it the most when I was on tour. I also missed your laugh." He grinned as he began to tickle you and you started to giggle as he tickled your sides. "Okay, stop!" "There's that laugh I love." He smiled at you and you just blushed, looking at your feet. "I don't just love those two things, yanno? I love you as a whole. I love everything about you actually." He leaned closer to you and you didn't notice just how close he was to you. "Did you hear me? I said that I love you. I love (Y/N) (Y/L/N)!" He screamed extremely loud and you covered his mouth, glaring at him. "You'll wake up everyone here you idiot!" You smacked his chest and he smiled at you. "Well, I just needed to let everyone know that I love you... Like, a lot." He kissed your cheek and you blushed once again. "Well, guess what? I love you, like a lot, too." You smiled at him and his smile grew wider as he engulfed you in his arms. "Good. I'm happy to hear that."
  • Calum: "Three, two, one!" Calum chanted as he grabbed the red cup he had in his hand and began to chug whatever was inside. A few people, including yourself, dared him to drink whatever was put in that cup which meant that anyone could put their drink into that cup. He was way too drunk to turn down that dare. "He's gonna throw up." You said to yourself as you watched him drink everything in that cup. You could see the disgust on his face which made you laugh, but you began to worry because he was 100% going to throw up. He slammed the cup down onto the table and there was some people congratulating him. He nodded his head and put his one hand up and ran through the crowd of people. You followed after him and saw him throwing up on the grass. You came up behind him and began to rub his back. "You feelin' alright?" You asked him and he turned his head and smiled at you, wiping his mouth in the process. "I am doing a lot better now that I've thrown up and you're here!" He threw his arms around you and you tried to push him off of you. "Calum, you smell like puke..." You laughed and eventually got him off of you. He rubbed the back of his neck and muttered an apology then grabbed onto your hand and pulled you over to the side of the house. There were a few people outside smoking a joint and that was the only thing you could smell. "(Y/N), I wanted to thank you for coming with me tonight. You're the best." He grinned at you and you just rolled your eyes at him and went to go back into the house, but he pulled you back. "I could've invited anyone else, but I invited you because I'm in love with you. I wanted to spend more time with you before I have to leave you again..." You stared at him with your mouth slightly open, shocked at his confession. "You're drunk, Calum." You stroked his face and he looked up at you and shook his head. "I know I am, but you know the truth comes out when I'm drunk, so you can't say that I'm lying." He pointed out to you and you smiled at him. "I want to kiss you right now." He looked at you, his eyes full of hope, but you shook your head. "You probably taste like throw up." You smirked at him and kissed him on the cheek, whispering in his ear that you feel the same.
  • Luke: You open up Luke's bedroom door and peek your head through it, smiling sweetly at him. You noticed he was sitting on the floor with a bottle of whiskey in his hand. He took a sip from it and wiped his mouth, finally looking over at you. "Hey..." He sighed, taking another gulp from the half empty bottle. "Hey grumpy," you smiled as you shut the door behind you. "Cheer up." You sat down beside him and took the bottle away from him. He leaned his head on your shoulder and you put your arm over his shoulder, rubbing his arm. "Break ups are hard. I know." You told him as you felt him nod his head. He had a bad break up and you felt terrible that he was alone. No one should be alone after something like this. "And getting drunk isn't the best solution." You laughed as you picked up the bottle, looking at how much he had drank. "Was this full?" You turned to look at him and he nodded his head slowly. "I'm sorry..." He got up from your shoulder and looked at you, holding onto your hands. You smiled at the gesture and let him say whatever he was going to say. "(Y/N), I don't think I was being honest with you with mine and Carly's break up..." He took a deep breath and you furrowed your eyebrows, confused on what he meant. "Okay, what happened then?" "She broke up with me, I was being truthful there, but it wasn't because she felt like we were arguing too much and all of the other little reasons I said... It's because she found out that I was in love with someone else. She found out I was in love with you." You stared at him and you tried your hardest not to smile because it wouldn't be right to smile in this situation. "I'm not sad because I lost her, I'm sad because I wasted a year and a half thinking that I was with the right person when the right person was right in front of me the entire time. I wasted time on her when I could've been spending time with you and loving you and kissing you and-" You stopped him mid sentence with a soft kiss on his lips. His body relaxed and you both smiled in the kiss. "I love you, (Y/N)."
Horoscope for April 9th, 2016
  • Aries: You might want to spend most of today outside, perhaps taking a walk through a park. You could have some serious thinking to do and feel the best recourse is to be by yourself for a while. Decisions won't come easily today, so don't try to force them. Just enjoy being out in the fresh air. Sometimes things come together more quickly if you forget about them for a while.
  • Taurus: Money problems could be on your mind, perhaps more so than necessary. You might have a tendency to blow them out of proportion and think they're worse than they are. Try to make a special effort to be objective. You might need to cut a few corners and devise a few temporary economy measures, but your situation should be back to normal within a week or two. Relax!
  • Gemini: Today you could look in the mirror and panic about your appearance. You might be feeling a little under the weather and look a little tired. Nonetheless, you probably look a lot better than you think you do. Don't fall into the trap of blowing every little flaw out of proportion. A little rest is probably all you need in order to look like yourself again.
  • Cancer: Your artistic abilities could seem a bit blocked today. You could be anxious to complete a half-finished project, but at this point you may have no idea where to go with it. Don't panic! Do something else for a day or two and ideas will probably flow as if by magic. If you don't have a tight deadline, there's no rush to complete the work now. Give it some time!
  • Leo: Today you could have a strong desire to get out and socialize. You could well spend a lot of time on the phone trying to reach some friends, but not have much luck with it. If they're busy, a frustrating game of phone tag could result. You might try just dropping by. Even if he or she can't see you right then, you can make arrangements for later.
  • Virgo: Today you could receive an invitation to a social event that you'll really want to attend. People could be there who might turn out to be important contacts. Nonetheless, you might find that other responsibilities interfere with your plans, and experience a wave of disappointment. If you're creative, you will find a way to fulfill your obligations and attend the event, too. Think about it!
  • Libra: An opportunity to travel to a place you've always wanted to visit, perhaps for business reasons, could come your way today. This could be very exciting, but you might have some difficulty making the arrangements. Flights could be full, hotels too costly, and responsibilities at home might need attention. But you can find a way to deal with any obstacle. Think creatively and get busy!
  • Scorpio: Daydreams full of adventure, perhaps involving travel, could take up a lot of your time today. You're probably bored with your situation and longing to do something to break your routine. You might have no idea how you can escape from everything right now. Don't force it. Spend the afternoon in a place you don't usually visit. You'll come up with a workable idea in due time. Go for it!
  • Sagittarius: Your desire to see a romantic partner could be very strong today. However, if you ask, you might be turned down. Don't jump to the conclusion that your friend doesn't want to see you. If he or she says there are responsibilities to attend to, believe it! You might have to wait until another day, but that's probably the worst that will happen. Have a little faith and hang in there!
  • Capricorn: Overindulgence in food and drink over the past few days could be causing you to feel a little out of sorts today. You might even wonder if the fun was worth it! A little careful attention to yourself will have you back to normal in no time. Don't be surprised, however, if another opportunity to live it up presents itself! Take care. You don't want to feel this way again.
  • Aquarius: A strong desire to meet with a romantic partner could come over you today. However, you might not be able to reach your friend. He or she could be busy and unable to respond to phone messages or emails. Nonetheless, don't get too frustrated. If you persist, the two of you will eventually touch base. If you can't see each other today, make arrangements for tomorrow. Better late than never!
  • Pisces: A moody family member could have you confused, and you might not be able to discern the best way to find out what's bothering him or her. Don't overanalyze the situation. The best way is probably just to come right out and tactfully speak your mind. You'll probably find that this person simply has some minor problems to work through - nothing serious enough to worry about.
  • JILL IS SUCH AN IDIOT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME
  • JILL: *is invited to Nia's event*
  • JILL: Sorry Holly, we can't make that event for Nia because our girls have such a busy schedule, there's no way we could fit this in, so sorry.
  • JILL: *hears about JoJo being invited*
  • JILL: OMG HOLLY, HOW DARE YOU EXCLUDE OUR GIRLS FROM NIA'S EVENT, WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE THEM TO COME ALONG, UGH YOU'RE SO SELFISH AND RUDE TO OUR GIRLS
Horoscope for April 15th, 2016
  • Aries: Technology is going to play a big role in your life today and in the immediate future. It could be that your office is upgrading its systems and you're in charge of getting everyone up to speed on the new equipment. Or it's possible that you'll decide to take a class to increase your technical knowledge. One thing is clear - you're likely to achieve extraordinary success through the use of technology.
  • Taurus: You might find yourself unexpectedly busy today. It could be that you'd planned to spend the day tidying up and reorganizing your home. A change of plans could mean you spend most of the day at the office handling one crisis after another. Perhaps a friend calls in need of your help. You could find it difficult to switch gears, but by the end of the day you'll be happy that you could help.
  • Gemini: It's hard to imagine a world without computers. Technology has been key to your professional life, and it's likely to be even more important in the future. Expect your income to increase dramatically this year as a result of a technological innovation. You could play a part in developing it, or more likely, find a creative use for it. Eat well and rest up, because you'll need a lot of energy soon.
  • Cancer: You might want to straighten up the house this morning. Some unexpected visitors could drop by. With no warning, you could be serving lunch or dinner to a group of ten! Don't panic. Take-out was created for just such an occasion. Pull out the linens from the back of the closet, make a few calls to your favorite bakery or restaurant, and voilà! The meal is served.
  • Leo: Friends or work colleagues could introduce you to a field of study that captures your interest. You're ready for something new in your life, and the lecture series that has been suggested to you could turn out to provide just the stimulation that you need. Your creative juices are flowing and you'll want to make good use of them. Writing, painting, and photography are all good choices for today.
  • Virgo: Travel is in store today. It could be a spur-of-the-moment trip with a friend. More likely, it will be a series of short trips closer to home. You could visit friends or take advantage of sales and do some shopping. Your active mind will pick up on all sorts of ideas for improving your home. Once the errands are done, go home and look at your space with a fresh eye. There is a lot you can do to improve it.
  • Libra: You're likely to receive news today that brightens your future outlook. It could be that your boss calls you at home and hints at a pending promotion, or your partner could receive a raise or unusually large bonus. Whatever the news, know that your financial picture will begin to look dramatically better than it has been. Start making plans for how you'll improve your lifestyle. A vacation may just be in order.
  • Scorpio: You can expect your life to change in a fairly dramatic way today. The change could be subtle at first, but with time and distance you're likely to look back on this day as pivotal. You could receive an intriguing piece of news that sets your head spinning with ideas. Perhaps you've been thinking of starting your own business, and today you have an idea. Maybe you meet someone who helps your career. Keep your mind open to the possibilities.
  • Sagittarius: Today could have you itching for a change. The difficulty is figuring out what you really want to do with your life. A good first step would be to talk to people. Find out what they do and don't like about their careers. Use the library and the Internet. Take a profile test, such as Myers-Briggs, to see what types of careers mesh with your personality. Once you've done this, you're bound to have a clearer vision of where you want to go.
  • Capricorn: You're going to be busy but happy today. It's likely that a project you've been working on for a long time suddenly yields positive results. You can't help but be delighted, as this achievement comes at a time when you've been questioning your abilities. Question no more. It's clear that you're right for this particular job. Social activities are also highlighted, so treat your team to lunch to celebrate.
  • Aquarius: You could be invited on a last-minute adventure today. By all means, seize the chance! You're certainly ready for a change, and this opportunity could turn out to be just what you've been hoping for. Adventure calls, and whether it's a journey or a lecture, you'll find it enlarges your world in just the way you'd hoped. Today promises to be stimulating as well as fun. Enjoy it!
  • Pisces: If you've been thinking about making a career change, today is a good day to do some research on professions that interest you. It may be that you're ready to take the leap and start a business of your own. Ideally, you'd have an able partner to help with the planning and execution. Get out your address book and college directory. It's likely that you already know the perfect person for the job.