you're not even that hot

Sweaty JinMin Appreciation Post

I/you went away and now I’m/you're back and you got:

- Hot

- Tall

- Even worse fashion sense? How is that possible?

- In a relationship?? Without me?? :((

- A job and we can’t hang out as much and I miss you

- Freakin loaded and why do you keep buying me extravagant presents (I like you for you! not your money!) my sibling says you’re trying to woo me but that’s ridiculous

- A tattoo/piercing

- A pet! Can we be co-parents?

- Into a cult? Wtf dude can’t leave you alone for a second

- Famous, make sure those paps get my good side

- Evicted and you’ve been living at my place and I only found out because I got home early

- Turned into a vampire/werewolf/miscellaneous creature of the author’s choice

anonymous asked:

Where I work you're supposed to charge for hot drink/fountain drink cups even if they're empty or just have water or ice. (We have free cups for these purposes, if people would only bother to ask for them.) I'll diligently charge for any cup I see, “assuming they know”. I make an exception if someone's double-cupped their hot drink...unless they're rude. Then they get charged for that shit. A single coffee for $3.85? Yup, guess you should've been nicer, bitch.

It’s funny how I used to think about you every minute of every day. How I thought I would never move on. How I assumed you were the only one out there for me. How I believed I’d never find someone better because I was so in love with you. But here I am a year later, and I don’t feel those things when I look at you anymore. I think of you now as an old friend, not the one that got away. I see now that we were never really meant to be in love with one another. But that doesn’t mean we don’t hold valuable places in each other’s lives, even if we don’t talk anymore.
—  Despite the hell I went through I’m so glad I met you

I’m at like 7,000 words on the next chapter of Brutal Business, so y’know, please read it and validate me because I require constant praise 

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