you're not a tank

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found out by accident that @tyranttortoise and i are apparently birthday twins? because the world is just really beautifully weird like that sometimes. and what with that uf sans jacket she posted herself in, i decided to indulge in my own love of this edgy skeleton for my own birthday break time i gave myself and to wish her a happy birthday at the same time.

so happy birthday, ty! what a good day to have a birthday - i say, totally unbiased. <3

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: i'm crying because tilikum died as miserable as he lived in this cement tank but i can't tell you because you're a hypocrite and you actually don't care about animal cruelty so you'll probably call me crazy and change the topic to something unimportant
Pidge's Garden: The Farmer's Market
  • Shiro: *making polite conversation with a flirtatious customer*
  • Pidge: Hey Shiro, can you come here for a tick?
  • Shiro: *internally* Crap. What if she thinks I was flirting with that girl? I'd better clear up the misunderstanding.
  • Shiro: Listen, Pidge...
  • Pidge: Take your shirt off.
  • Shiro: ...huh?
  • Pidge: You're wearing that black tank shirt underneath, right?
  • Shiro: Well, yeah, but---
  • Pidge: So it's fine. Take it off and get back out there. We've got an untapped market of hipster twenty-somethings and desperate housewives to manipulate. *rubs hands together*

anonymous asked:

I got me a pet peeve: when parents go through my checkout line with their purchase as normal, and then have their kid come right after them and buy their own item (usually something less than $5). Like I get that you're teaching your child about budgeting or How To Customer, but you just tanked my average ticket amount and I kind of hate you for it. We get yelled at when our average is below $30. Also, just sign up for the damn rewards, it's free, fast, and we get yelled at for that too.

Peter Maximoff getting drunk, and after a lot of stumbling and opening strange doors, he finally ends up finding his way back to your room while you're gone and sitting down memorized by watching your fish tank.
When you walk in and find him staring at your fish, face pressed up against the glass still as a statue you asks what he’s doing, not hearing you come in he gets spooked and falls backwards at your voice then realizes its you. He looks up at you, still lying on the floor and gives a dopey grin before leaning in and loudly whisper telling you he can read the fishes lips and until you finally get him to sleep he’s telling you he gained a fish language mutation and that he will solve the worlds problems through fish

Hungry Baby 🍪
  • Little: *pulling on cg's arm while cg is cooking* I hungry!!!!!
  • Cg: I'm making food, little one. Go sit down and wait until it's done, alright?
  • Little: *continues to pull on cg* nOOOOOO I HUNGRYYYYYY!!!
  • Cg: *pulls little' hands away* Don't you start!
  • Little: *Does puppy eyes* I wants foods...
  • Cg: *looks at cookie jar* hmm... If I give you a cookie will you go sit and wait for your food like a good little baby?
  • Little: *eyes widen and reaches for cookie jar* Yeah yeah! I pwomise!
  • Cg: *gives little a cookie* you're adorable!
  • Little: *chewing on cookie* Hehe! Tank yous!
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Sweaty JinMin Appreciation Post

I worked full time at a tropical fish store for three years and because of that I know an absurd amount about fish and cycling tanks and the nitrogen cycle and shit, like that’s my one talent, I’m really really good at keeping fish alive. i have the aqua-thumb. so basically hmu if you have questions about fishkeeping

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Fuck yeah I kept the lobster!

Lobsters are just so cute! When I was little I loved looking at lobster tanks and I would call my favorite one Louie 😊