you're not 15. you can't be

Quote Writing Prompts
  • 1: "Yeah uh - Yeah no, that sounds awful."
  • 2: "Please... Don't leave me here. Don't leave me alone, without you."
  • 3: "So, that went well."
  • 4: "You're awful. I love it."
  • 5: "What the hell do you think you're doing, exactly?"
  • 6: "Is that... lipstick, on your collar?"
  • 7: "Did you do this?"
  • 8: "You know what? This place feels like home."
  • 9: "Oh shit. Am I - Am I in love? That's not supposed to be happening. That's not right."
  • 10: "Who are you? Where am I? What is this? WHAT IS GOING ON?!"
  • 11: "Dear (name), First of all, I'm so sorry. I really am."
  • 12: "I can't do this anymore."
  • 13: "So what, you're just gonna leave?"
  • 14: "Did you honestly think I wouldn't figure it out?"
  • 15: "You really think you can beat me? That's cute."
  • 16: "I'm tired of you. I really am, at this point."
  • 17: "Oh, just digging myself a nice grave, you?"
  • 18: "Shhhh. This is my favorite part."
  • 19: "Hey, can I hold your boobs for a sec?"
  • 20: "I think I may have found a song that accurately describes how I feel toward you."
  • 21: "Is that necessary?"
  • 22: "I don't like it."
  • 23: "I'm getting bad vibes... We should go."
  • 24: "HA! Loser!"
  • 25: "You wear me out, kid."
  • 26: "Is this a joke? This is a joke, right? You're joking."
  • 27: "The washing machine broke, I almost lost my keys, the car got dented, and a wasp got into the house and hijacked the bedroom for four days! Four. Days."
  • 28: "You're the greatest thing that's ever happened to me."
  • 29: "You kiddin'? That's brilliant, c'mon!"
  • 30: "So what do you say to this: you, me, a nice big glass of milk, a thing of cookies?"
  • 31: "My hero."
  • 32: "That was harsh."
  • 33: "You better pipe down. I'm not laughing."
  • 34: "So you're really gonna do this, huh? And nothing I say can change your mind?"
  • 35: "So uh. I noticed you're kinda naked. Is that intentional, or... ?"
  • 36: "Why is there a dog in the living room?"
  • 37: "They mixed up our reservations. One room. One bed."
  • 38: "Oh boy. I'm on the weird side of YouTube again."
  • 39: "You, my friend, are a filthy sinner, and I approve wholeheartedly."
  • 40: "Did you mean like... this?"
  • Yoongi: I really want a sandwich...
  • Seokjin: Why are you telling me while you lounge in bed? Go make one!
  • Yoongi: *Thinks for a moment* Nah it'll take at least 15 steps to make one. Too lazy.
  • Seokjin: So you're telling me that you are willing to spend nights in a studio slaving over a track that's already good enough but 'it's not perfect', and you can't even get up and make a sandwich?
  • Yoongi: Yes.
  • Seokjin: You're unbelievable.
How their logic Implodes
  • Shipper: *minding their own business making posts on a ship*
  • Anti: THATS PEDO
  • Shipper: Um...could you explain to me how?
  • Anti: LOOK AT THEIR AGE ON THE WIKI
  • Shipper: ..uh...its just three years and their both minors...but alright I guess I'll fix it and have them aged up in my AU-
  • Anti: NOPE DAS NOT CANON YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
  • Shipper: ...I know...its an AU...the whole ship isn't cannon...
  • Anti: THEN DROP DA SHIP
  • Shipper: ...Just because its not cannon to make an AU? So I can't ship it cause its not a canon ship? Or just because you don't like the ship?
  • Anti: ...
  • Shipper: If you dont like it maybe check out stuff you do like? And not waste time being hateful towards a fictional ship? Its uh...not really affecting canon since you care about that so much...and it's not actually affecting you.
  • Anti: ...
  • Anti: YOU'RE A 30 YEAR OLD PEDO *blocks*
  • Shipper: ...Im 15..*continues on their merry way*
Prompt list
  • 1: Why is the microwave on fire?
  • 2: Babe, babe, shut the fuck up
  • 3: Fuck you I'm a genius
  • 4: It was you're idea to watch horror movies
  • 5: Did you eat my pop tarts?
  • 6: Is that my shirt?
  • 7: Woah you look super hot, I mean good! Fuck
  • 8: I'm gay motherfucker
  • 9: Honestly sometimes I can't remember if I love you or hate you
  • 10: We're running from the cops and it's all your fault!
  • 11: Not now please, we're in public!
  • 12: You wouldn't understand so don't worry about it
  • 13: You're a terrible singer but I still love you
  • 14: Are you nervous?
  • 15: Shit I didn't know that you just got out of the shower
  • 16: Why don't you make me!
  • 17: What did you do this time?
  • 18: You're blushing so hard and honestly it's adorable
  • 19: I thought you were supposed to be a tough guy?
  • 20: She scares me sometimes and honestly it's so hot
  • 21: Why do you always have to be the hero?
  • 22: You want sensitive? I can be sensitive!
  • 23: If you die I don't know what I would do
  • 24: Why are you staring at me like that?
  • 25: Look I didn't want to be your partner for this project but I am
  • 26: Admit it, you love me
  • 27: I hate your stupid, adorable face
  • 28: It was a mistake I'm sorry
  • 29: I'm not talking to you
  • 30: You think I didn't already know that?!
  • 31: You don't have to lie. You can be honest with me
  • 32: It's okay to be scared, we all get scared sometimes
  • 33: Why what's that on your neck?
  • 34: I was gone for a couple minutes! What happened?!
  • 35: I'm just going to leave and pretend I didn't see anything
  • 36: Please don't cry, I hate seeing you like this
  • 37: Maybe it would be better if you never meet me
  • 38: I can't believe this is happening
  • 39: You're drunk, come on let me take you home
  • 40: I'd never use you

consteaaallations  asked:

HI I JUST TURNED FOURTEEN TODAY (Mar 15) AND I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ONLY 14?? You're abso-bloody-lutely brilliant, I hope you know that! I love you and your art (esp Solangelo mhmm yes) and please keep it up! Your drawings keep me up when I get sad and depressed. Stay awesome! :)

oh my GOSH??? I’m actually gonna be 15 super soon (like 2 more weeks to go!!) Dude I’m so glad I could help you out, that’s honestly my entire goal when creating art. You certainly can have a Leo hope you have a great day!!

Run Away Sentence Starters
  • 1: "I'll run away with you."
  • 2: "Don't go..."
  • 3: "I'll miss you."
  • 4: "You can't just leave!"
  • 5: "Please, just stay here with me."
  • 6: "Where are you planning on going?"
  • 7: "You're really running away?"
  • 8: "Leaving won't solve anything!"
  • 9: "If you leave, I'll have no one."
  • 10: "I can't go with you..."
  • 11: "I can't stay here anymore."
  • 12: "I have no where to go."
  • 13: "There's nothing left for me here."
  • 14: "Let's run away together."
  • 15: "It would be better if I just left."
  • 16: "If I stay, I'll just ruin everything for you again..."
  • 17: "I already packed my bags."
  • 18: "I'm run away because I don't have a choice!"
  • 19: "I need to disappear for a while."
  • 20: "I don't know where to go, but I need to leave."
Emeto starters 2
  • 1. Some of it got in your hair...
  • 2. I'd appreciate it if you DIDN'T vomit on me.
  • 3. I'm not gonna throw up, alright?!
  • 4. I can't go back out there! Everyone saw me puke!
  • 5. Ugh, that smell makes me want to hurl.
  • 6. Let's find you a clean set of clothes, okay?
  • 7. You should probably know, I have a really weak stomach...
  • 8. Um...not to be rude or anything, but are you throwing up in there?
  • 9. You can't be mad at me for throwing up. You're the one who gave me this germ.
  • 10. Seriously, I'm fine. Don't w- oh god never mind, I'll be right back.
  • 12. It's...it's all over the carpet...
  • 13. I'm sorry I brought you here, I didn't know this was going to happen!
  • 14. It's okay. Just breath. You can do it.
  • 15. Um...what did you put in the food again? I don't think it agrees with me...
  • 16. That didn't sound good.
  • 17. This medicine should help...if you can keep it down that is.
  • 18. Come on, you need to keep your strength up. Just finish the sou- okay, um, never mind.
  • 19. I guess I'll have to clean this up...
  • 20. You'll feel better once you get it over with, you know.
  • 21. I can't leave the bathroom...I've been throwing up all day.
  • 22. Don't use your sleeve! I'll be right back with a wet cloth.
  • 23. So that's why you suddenly cancelled the plans...and here I was thinking you were mad at me.
  • 24. It's okay, everyone gets sick once in a while.
  • 25. Don't be ridiculous, of course I'll stay with you. It takes more than a little puke to scare me.
The Princess Bride: Sentence Meme
  • 1: Hello. My name is _____________. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
  • 2: _______, tear his arms off.
  • 3: We'll never survive.
  • 4: Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.
  • 5: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
  • 6: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
  • 7: You mock my pain.
  • 8: Life is pain, _________. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
  • 9: _______, are there rocks ahead?
  • 10: If there are, we all be dead.
  • 11: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
  • 12: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
  • 13: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
  • 14: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.
  • 15: And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva...
  • 16: Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.
  • 17: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
  • 18: Do you always begin conversations this way?
  • 19: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
  • 20: Hear this now: I will always come for you.
  • 21: This is true love - you think this happens every day?
  • 22: I donna suppose you could speed things up?
  • 23: That does put a damper on our relationship.
  • 24: Well, I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.
  • 25: I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me?
  • 26: Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
  • 27: I will never doubt again.
  • 28: There will never be a need.
  • 29: You seem a decent fellow... I hate to kill you.
  • 30: You seem a decent fellow... I hate to die.
  • 31: I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.
  • 32: There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
  • 33: What hideous sin have you committed lately?
  • 34: We are men of action, lies do not become us.
  • 35: You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.
  • 36: Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, then you haven't got anything.
  • 37: INCONCEIVABLE!
  • 38: You never said anything about killing anyone.
  • 39: I challenge you to a battle of wits.
  • 40: You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day!
  • 41: I can cope with torture.
  • 42: Beautiful isn't it? It took me half a lifetime to invent it.
  • 43: Ever since _________ fired him, his confidence has been shattered.
  • 44: Why'd you say that name? You promised me you would never say that name!
  • 45: Look, I don't mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me.
  • 46: When I say you are a coward it is only because you are one of the slimiest weaklings ever to walk the Earth!
  • 47: There will be blood tonight!
  • 48: If you'll release me, whatever you ask for ransom, you'll get it I promise you.
  • 49: Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.
  • 50: You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.
Romance Themed Sentence Starters
  • 1: "Knowing you has made me a better person."
  • 2: "Just hold me."
  • 3: "I think I love you."
  • 4: "I've loved you for years."
  • 5: "Kiss me."
  • 6: "You're the best part of me."
  • 7: "You keep me going."
  • 8: "You mean everything to me."
  • 9: "I couldn't imagine what life would be like without you."
  • 10: "You're perfect to me."
  • 11: "I don't want to think about what I'd be like without you."
  • 12: "We're best when we're together."
  • 13: "I can't stop thinking about you."
  • 14: "Can I hold your hand?"
  • 15: "Do you want to stay over tonight?"
  • 16: "You're adorable."
  • 17: "Everything has been different since I fell in love with you."
  • 18: "I didn't think it was possible to love a person as much as I love you."
  • 19: "I didn't think love existed until I started loving you."
  • 20: "Let's move in together."
The 100 ways to say 'I love you' femslash edition
  • 1. "I always know when you're lying"
  • 2. "You, kids; I can see it"
  • 3. "You just wake up like that, naturally flawless"
  • 4. "It's fun seeing you like this"
  • 5. "I got a bottle of schnapps and half a rhubarb pie; let's see which one makes us sick first"
  • 6. "I just want to make crazy science with you"
  • 7. "It’s a big cliff, you just have to leap"
  • 8. "I think we're gonna be really fast friends"
  • 9. "We have nothing in common... couldn’t be more different"
  • 10. "You don't deserve any of this, so just put it on me and I'll take it"
  • 11. "You might be nuts but what can I say - you're my kind of crazy"
  • 12. "Sorry I'm late. It's nice to see you"
  • 13. "Maybe I'm going to get my heart broken into a million little pieces, but those are just maybes, and you can't live your life according to maybes"
  • 14. "You said it yourself; this is about us"
  • 15. "So what are we gonna do, gorgeous?"
  • 16. "We're kind of friends, huh?"
  • 17. "Maybe we should just marry each other"
  • 18. "I double dare you; kiss me now"
  • 19. "I'm staying here because I wanna stay here"
  • 20. "Before we get started, I just want you to know, if you're a screamer, feel free"
  • 21. "I want us to be friends; would you like that?"
  • 22. "How will I survive without my best friend?"
  • 23. "I’m not afraid of you"
  • 24. "You don't have to hide from anyone anymore"
  • 25. "What the hell, you want some?"
  • 26. "I'd pick you first"
  • 27. "Would you be surprised to learn you’ve been on my mind?"
  • 28. "It is nice to have you. Here. Have you here."
  • 29. "You should come with me"
  • 30. "It was the only way I could think of to save you"
  • 31. "Don't be afraid"
  • 32. "Who can say if I've been changed for the better but because I knew you, I have been changed for good"
  • 33. "Don't forget me"
  • 34. "The geek speak is working, Doctor"
  • 35. "You need my help"
  • 36. "You are physically flawless"
  • 37. "There's someone in particular that's really worried about you"
  • 38. "I heart you"
  • 39. "I’m not going anywhere"
  • 40. "Sophomore year, I used to sit in this back row and secretly watch you. I counted the number of times you’d smile at me, and I’d die on days that you didn’t"
  • 41. "Any guy would be insanely lucky to go out with you"
  • 42. "I'm under your spell"
  • 43. "I’m not gonna stop trying; even if you still wanna kill me"
  • 44. "When I'm with you I feel like I'm a better person"
  • 45. "May we meet again"
  • 46. "A lot of pressure up there"
  • 47. "Thank you for inviting me"
  • 48. "I promised you once I'd help you get your happy ending"
  • 49. "I'm so glad that I met you"
  • 50. "I just want you to be safe"
  • 51. "You're a celestial body"
  • 52. "Prettiest girl I’ve ever met, but you’re a lot more than that"
  • 53. "You are deceptively complex; I do not understand you"
  • 54. "I’ve been waiting out here all night"
  • 55. "How do you say goodbye to the one person who knows you better than anyone else?"
  • 56. "What do you like to do?"
  • 57. "You certainly know how to make a first impression"
  • 58. "I know you're in there; I can see the light's on"
  • 59. "Were we really friends?"
  • 60. "My gift to you is good memories"
  • 61. "No; I'm not leaving without you"
  • 62. "It’s good to see you again"
  • 63. "Where you go, I'm at your side"
  • 64. "Fuck this guy; so many people are gonna love you"
  • 65. "I never meant to let you down"
  • 66. "In 1698 it might as well have been sex"
  • 67. "I’ll kiss your dumb lips"
  • 68. "You’re so special to me"
  • 69. "I know that was you"
  • 70. "Never thought I'd be so happy to see someone in pain"
  • 71. "I’m going with you"
  • 72. "You're not like anyone I've ever met, in any of my many lifetimes"
  • 73. "I choose you; I will always choose you"
  • 74. "The past doesn’t matter anymore, you’re with me now"
  • 75. "I'll say it when you come back"
  • 76. "You can tell me anything"
  • 77. "I just want you to know you're safe with me"
  • 78. "You made it"
  • 79. "I always made you think your feelings for me were totally one-sided, that wasn’t true; those kisses weren’t just for practice"
  • 80. "You deserve the best of everything"
  • 81. "You’re going to hate me forever and that would just break my heart"
  • 82. "You taking something for the pain?"
  • 83. "Always"
  • 84. "I really want you to come... with me"
  • 85. "Well, if you need anything, I'm around"
  • 86. "You do whatever it takes to protect your family"
  • 87. "I release you"
  • 88. "You're still cute"
  • 89. "I need a favor"
  • 90. "I'm not leaving, friends don't do that to one another"
  • 91. "I have a cure for a headache that doesn't involve coffee"
  • 92. "Hey, look, I hugged you there! Did you see how I hugged you?"
  • 93. "Don't make me climb over this stall; I'll do it but I'll be really pissed"
  • 94. "You're my person"
  • 95. "You should have a muffin; they're really good and they help you"
  • 96. "Dance with me"
  • 97. "You deserve it more than anyone; go, let yourself be loved"
  • 98. "You minx"
  • 99. "You've change me and I am not easy to change"
  • And...
  • 100. "I love you"
Summary of Hamilton Songs
  • Alexander Hamilton: Yo I'm Alexander Hamilton and these are all the bitches I've fucked and/or fucked up
  • Aaron Burr, Sir: Let's see how many things rhyme with Burr (also BRRAAAAH BRRAAAAH)
  • My Shot: Hamilton's not throwing away his shot or the fucking mike like holy shit this song is good
  • The Story of Tonight: We are best buds and this song is in no way foreshadowing sad events what are you talking about lets have another round
  • The Schuyler Sisters: WERK BITCH
  • Farmer Refuted: Hamilton: "My dog speaks more eloquently" Everybody: "OOOOOHH!"
  • You'll Be Back: The king's an abusive boyfriend who can't let things go and is also really cute--DA DA DA DA DA
  • Right Hand Man: HERE COMES THE GENERAL MOTHERFUCKERS
  • A Winter's Ball: We're reliable wITH THE LADIES!!!
  • Helpless: Eliza is a cinnamon roll who needs her happy ending stfu
  • Satisfied: Angelica fucking wrecks it like holy shit this song will bring me back to life
  • The Story of Tonight Reprise: "She's married to a British officer" "Oh shit..."
  • Wait For It: And we all fall in love with Burr cuz he tears this shit up
  • Stay Alive: "I'm a general! WEEEEEEEEEE!!!" (And Hamilton will fight anyone like holy shit boy calm the fuck down)
  • Ten Duel Commandments: The awesome sounding counting game of fUCKING DEATH
  • Meet Me Inside: Hamilton gets called to the principals office
  • That Would Be Enough: Dude seriously Eliza just wants you to not fucking die like how hard is that
  • Guns and Ships: Just...I just can't...just listen to this one fucking french asshole give it all he's got
  • History Has Its Eyes On You: Basically Washington telling Hamilton not to fuck up
  • The World Turned Upside Down: America wins the war and this shit is intense (also "Immigrants, we get the job done")
  • What Comes Next: The king is still bitter--"AWESOME! WOW!"
  • Dear Theodosia: Dads and their kids make me cry every time also we see parallels between Burr and Hamilton like holy shit this is cool
  • Non-Stop: Hamilton slow down you're scaring ppl
  • What'd I Miss: Jefferson arrives 15 minutes late with Starbucks
  • Cabinet Battle #1: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
  • Take A Break: Ok am I the only one who notices the beat of nothing when the sisters are like "Angelica, Eliza...the Schuyler sisters" like where the fuck is Peggy is she dead i think she's dead holy shit NO
  • Say No To This: Hamilton you dumb fuck say no to this
  • ...also Maria can belt like you won't believe
  • The Room Where It Happens: Burr is done with everyone's shit (also this song is life)
  • Schuyler Defeated: Burr drops some major foreshadowing with "I swear your pride will be the death of us all"
  • Cabinet Battle #2: "...France"
  • Washington on Your Side: Hamilton better watch his back
  • "Southern motherfuckin' dEMOCRATIC-REPUBLICANS!" "OH"
  • One Last Time: Washington has had enough of everyone's shit and is going home (like seriously he's the smartest person in this play he leaves before shit hits the fan)
  • I Know Him: Oh King George! We were wondering how you were doing...still creepy?...ok moving on
  • The Adams Administration: "Sit down John, you fat motherFUCKER"
  • We Know: Hamilton fucks up and no one's surprised at this point (also I love the little "No one else was in the room where it happened" addition from Burr like it just rubs salt in the wound here for their "friendship")
  • Hurricane: More Hamilton backstory/Wait For It Reprise
  • The Reynolds Pamphlet: SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN I REPEAT SHIT HAS HIT THE GODDAM FAN (also Angelica: "I'm not here for you" Everyone: "Oooooohhh!")
  • Burn: Ok let me just say Lin-Manuel Miranda has done such a good job with Eliza's character like for someone who we don't know anything about history wise, he really brought her to life in ways that make me want to cry
  • Blow Us All Away Reprise: philip no
  • philip no
  • PHILIP NO (also ha ha ha with the name of the song ha ha ha I'm laughing so hard I'm crying)
  • Stay Alive Reprise: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
  • It's Quiet Uptown: I'm dead there's no god there's no light at the end of the tunnel everything's helpless and there are tears flooding my cheeks
  • The Election of 1800: Everyone is thirsting after Hamilton like leave the man alone at this point dear god
  • Your Obedient Servant: Burr and Hamilton are passive aggressive af
  • Best of Wives and Best of Women: I HOPE HAMILTON REALIZES HOW LUCKY HE IS TO HAVE ELIZA HOLY FUCK IM SO PISSED
  • The World Was Wide Enough: Reason for my death: Burr's "Wait!" when he shoots (and dear god I hope someone learns something from this like sometimes a fight isn't worth everything please I'm begging you learn to forgive)
  • Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: Eliza I'm so proud of you and I hope you find happiness in the end because I FUCKING DIDN'T THIS SHIT HAS ME BAWLING MY EYES OUT
  • ...time to listen to it all over again
What went down in Origins (Pt 2)
  • INTRO SEQUENCE
  • Nadja Chamack: when last we left our intrepid heroes, Stoneheart was happening a lot
  • Marinette: that's not good
  • Nadja Chamack: in lighter news, today's episode includes the umbrella scene
  • Marinette: that's good I guess
  • Nadja Chamack: about two thousand Adrienette shippers are expected to be congregating outside Collège François Dupont to watch the scene around 15:30, and drivers are advised to take alternate routes to avoid traffic
  • Marinette: go back to talking about Stoneheart pls
  • Nadja Chamack: no Marinette this is a TV broadcast and so I can't hear you
  • Marinette: dangit
  • Tom: hey Marinette how are you doing
  • Marinette: everything is broken and on fire
  • Tom: don't worry, there are superheroes who are protecting the city now
  • Marinette: but what if they're not good at this
  • Tom: then I'll protect you
  • Marinette: aww, thanks dad
  • Tom: seriously tho if you're not gonna use your Miraculous you should give it to me
  • Marinette: you're defs not supposed to know about that
  • Tom: but it's the most obvious thing
  • Marinette: ok yeah I'm leaving now
  • Marinette: *goes to school*
  • Marinette: hey Adrien why are you putting gum on my chair
  • Adrien: I'm not and how do you know my name
  • Marinette: I don't, and I don't care
  • Adrien: is everyone in middle school this petty?
  • Nino: yeah pretty much
  • Marinette: hey Ivan how about you don't get akumatized again
  • Ivan: ok how should I avoid that
  • Marinette: try getting involved in questionable romantic shenanigans, that couldn't possibly go wrong
  • Ivan: ok thanks!
  • Tikki: that was literally the worst possible advice
  • Marinette: my entire life is questionable romantic shenanigans and I've never been akumatized
  • Tikki: yeah that's because you're Ladybug
  • Tikki: if not for that you'd have been akumatized at least 27 times by now
  • Marinette: oh so should I go help out Ivan now?
  • Stoneheart: TOO LATE
  • Marinette: oh noes
  • Stoneheart: *takes Chloé and Mylène and ollies outy*
  • Chat Noir: ok imma follow him
  • Stoneheart: *wrecks Chat Noir*
  • a bunch of other Stonehearts: *wreck Chat Noir*
  • Stonehearts: *wreck Alya*
  • Alya: MARINETTE STOP BEING F**KING USELESS
  • Marinette: *stops being f**king useless*
  • Ladybug: let's do this
  • Chat Noir: ok what do we do
  • Ladybug: let's go after that really big Stoneheart on the Eiffel Tower
  • Chat Noir: ok how about you try it and I'll watch
  • Ladybug: *grumbles*
  • Stoneheart: *coughs up a giant Hawkmoth head made of akumas*
  • Ladybug: ok that can't be right, lemme read that again
  • Stoneheart: *coughs up a giant Hawkmoth head made of akumas*
  • Ladybug: wow apparently this is really happening
  • Hawkmoth: HEY GUYS
  • Ladybug: ...
  • Chat Noir: ...
  • Everyone: ...
  • Ladybug: so is that all you're gonna say or
  • Hawkmoth: yeah I think I covered everything I needed to say
  • Ladybug: okeedoke imma wreck all those akumas like a boss
  • Hawkmoth: NOOOOOOOO
  • Ladybug: and imma beat Stoneheart and rescue Mylène and maybe Chloé
  • Chat Noir: do I get to do anything
  • Ladybug: sure, you get to be thrown violently across the screen in the background
  • Chat Noir: ok
  • LATER
  • Nino: hey Adrien, you should talk to Marinette
  • Adrien: ok but I don't know how to talk to people
  • Nino: just play it cool, give her an umbrella or something
  • Adrien: ok can do
  • HERE COMES THE UMBRELLA SCENE
  • HERE COMES THE UMBRELLA SCENE
  • HERE COMES THE UMBRELLA SCENE
  • Marinette: *steps out in rain*
  • Adrien: hey Marinette!
  • Marinette: *huffs*
  • Adrien: I think you should know that I was just trying to take the gum off your chair
  • Adrien: I've never been to school before, I've never had friends, all this is sort of new to me
  • Adrien: *hands Marinette the umbrella*
  • Umbrella: *closes on Marinette*
  • Adrien: *laughs*
  • Marinette: *laughs*
  • Adrien: see you tomorrow!
  • Marinette: sqvnvdgjnstnkzgjnbrx
  • Tikki: pls relax Marinette
  • Marinette: SQVNVDGJNSTNKZGJNBRX
  • Plagg: hey Adrien don't let this ship become questionable, ok?
  • Adrien: don't worry, she's just a friend.
  • Adrien: a friend!!! :)
  • Wayzz: excellent choice, Master
  • Master Fu: those two were made for each other
  • Master Fu: anyway help me clear out all these sobbing spectators
  • Twenty thousand Adrienette shippers watching the scene from the street: OH MY GOD THEY'RE MADE FOR EACH OTHER
  • Master Fu: yeah I just said that, now buzz off, you're blocking traffic
  • Twenty thousand shippers: IF THEY DON'T END UP TOGETHER I WILL DIE
  • Master Fu: no you won't, now get up off the ground and stop crying
  • Twenty thousand shippers: IT'S NOT EVEN RAINING RIGHT NOW
  • Twenty thousand shippers: THIS IS ALL TEARS
  • Master Fu: god dammit I didn't sign up for this
  • ROLL CREDITS

anonymous asked:

if i had the money i'd commission you even the stupidest thing just to give you money. your art is great and you too are great. i still can't believe you're only 15 and already this good omg

You’re too sweet >\\\< Thank you so much dear Anon! <333

anonymous asked:

could you tell us what prompts you have lined up for clexa and supercorp? really enjoy your stories and can't wait to read what you're writing next!

5/31- From Eden 7
6/4- Giant 9
6/7- Green Lantern 2
6/14- Footie
6/18- Giant 10
6/21- Duck
6/28- Jurassic
7/2- Giant 11
7/12-Green Lantern 3
7/16- Giant 12
7/26- Flight 2
7/30- Giant 13
8/9- Duck 2
8/13- Giant 14
8/16- Footie 2
8/23- Green Lantern 4
8/27- Giant 15

bookish asks
  • 1: what's the book you always turn to when you're sad?
  • 2: what are you currently reading?
  • 3: last book to give you a mental papercut?
  • 4: what's the most satisfying novella you've read so far?
  • 5: describe your favorite goosebump-inducing moment from something you've read.
  • 6: what fact did you learn from a book that you use in your daily life?
  • 7: using only a color and one of the five elements, describe the book you last read.
  • 8: what book are you proud of yourself for reading?
  • 9: name a book you didn't finish.
  • 10: name a book you've reread over five times.
  • 11: name a book you've reread over ten times.
  • 12: describe the book you're currently reading as if it were a candle scent.
  • 13: name a book you are avoiding because you just can't face it and the feelings it brings up.
  • 14: grab your current book and write the last sentence you read before you put it down.
  • 15: what kind of candy would your favorite book be?
  • 16: what's a book that others wouldn't expect you to like?
  • 17: approximately how many times has someone asked you how you are able to read as much as you do?
  • 18: if you could have any pet from any book, who would it be and why?
  • 19: you are magically transported into a book or series of your choice. are you able to survive?
  • 20: which book are you most looking forward to reading this year?
  • 21: if your current favorite book was to be adapted into a movie, what three characteristics would you insist be kept for the main character?
Short Amounts of Time
  • 5 minutes: can't do Shit my dude
  • 10 minutes: Nah
  • 15 minutes: ok, like. one thing
  • 30 minutes: one thing but you can actually Do it
  • 45 minutes: you're early but you also can't go anywhere to pass the time
  • 1 hour: you're way early but there's not enough time to eat first
  • 2 hours: you got time to eat but you can't go anywhere
  • 3 hours: alright you're pretty damn early but by the time you get anywhere it's time to go back
  • 4 hours: enough time to go somewhere for a bit
  • 5 hours: enough time to go somewhere and actually do something while you're there
  • 6 hours: why are you this fuckin early My Dude holy shit

anonymous asked:

Your belly suddenly tightens when you're at your office. In 15 minutes it looks like your overdue with triplets, and you're belly is aggressively moving Everybody is watching you and taking pictures. You were impregnated by aliens and these are the results. Your clothes don't fit anymore, you're naked and you're breasts are leaking milk and are huge, like your belly. You're belly is squirming and making noises and you can't help but cry over the situation. It feels like you're womb is breathing.

anonymous asked:

What I don't get is why people like you are still here. All you've done is hate and bash and trolled - on PR, Sam, Jamie - and generally killed the mood for a lot of people. NAGL. Why stay? Why not talk about what it is you love about Jamie and Claire? About what you're looking forward to in season 3. But of you can't stop bitching, then please leave and let those of us to fan in peace.

I debated whether or not to answer this…

Why not talk about what it is I love about Claire and Jamie? Oh, I have and do, often, ever since I joined the fandom back in ‘15. But why not to so again: 

The thing I probably love the most about Claire and Jamie is that no matter how long they have together - be it 2 years, 20, 100 - when it comes time to part in any way, it very much feels for them and us in that moment, like they’re being cut short. Like they just cruelly haven’t been given enough time together, there’s an ache there that’s inexplicable. And even though they do find each other, there’s always an incompleteness about them apart. There’s just never enough time.

What I’m looking forward to in s3? Apart from the countless things I’ve already said, I’d love to see laughter return to them when they’re finally reunited. Humor and teasing. Touches that aren’t inhibited in any way, where they’re hands roam freely. Intimacy that is not only found uniquely to the 2 of them in sex, but conversations that delve deeper than any other they’ve ever had with others.

I love the books, I love the show, but that doesn’t mean I have to love and accept every dodgy/insulting/unfair imbalance aspect that surround them. If something doesn’t sit well with me, and ignoring it just isn’t enough, I’ll speak up. Unpopular or not. This does not make me less of a fan in any way, shape or form. This does not make me a hater, basher and least of all a troll. Respect and trust are earned and I will not give mine away blindly.

anonymous asked:

Pda and relationship stuff on tumblr make me feel even more lonely and unloved, but I still follow you because there is a small bit of me that likes seeing you happy. and a reminder that maybe one day I'll get a small amount of happiness out of this life too! And I can't be a bitter jealous person just because I'm alone all the time. Also you're like #goals ♡

Aw I’m sorry to hear that, that sounds tough.

I believe happiness is out there for everyone ❤ Think of it this way, 15 months ago I attempted suicide and look at where I am now. Life moves in mysterious ways, but once I stopped looking for external happiness and started focusing on myself it just sorta happened.

But me? Goals? Psah I’m just a silly Danish girl ❤ 

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