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You’re My Mission (Part 3/?) (Avengers x reader)

Part 2

“Okay, I’ll go in first,” Bucky commanded to Wanda, “just hang back here until you get my signal. I’m not sure how this is actually going to go, so it’s better if I try to talk to them without you.  No need to put us both in a pinch if we don’t have to.”  

Wanda watched him hide more weapons than she had ever seen one person carry into his old winter Soldier uniform, marveling at the number of secret pockets and just the sheer volume that it could hold, and that was just in the jacket.  He had knives in his boots and guns in each pant leg that were ready to take with the quickest slip of his hand.  He was terrifying in this persona, but not to her; she knew what he was doing, but when he walked into this Hydra base, he had to be prepared for the worst reception.  “What are you going to tell them?  Why would we leave the Avengers?”

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zombieland starter sentences
  • "It's amazing how quickly things can go from 'bad' to 'total shit-storm'."
  • "Stop, no names. Keeps us from getting too familiar."
  • "You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife."
  • "More? No, one for me. One and done, I always say...I said that once."
  • "I'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch."
  • "You're a peppy little spit fuck, aren't you?"
  • "I could use a Twinkie."
  • "I hate coconut. Not the taste, the consistency."
  • "I find lots of things disturbing."
  • "When you're afraid of everything that's out there, you quit going out there."
  • "I don't usually unlock my door to the sounds of panic...but my neighbor is insanely hot."
  • "Look, the point is I'm here for you, okay?"
  • "And as long as you're by my side, I'm not leaving this apartment."
  • "You see, you just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me."
  • "You wanna feel how hard I can punch?"
  • "I'm worried about you."
  • "Time to nut up or shut up!"
  • "You got a purdy mouth!"
  • "Someone's ear is in danger of having hair brushed over it."
  • "Act normal, try not to freak her out."
  • "Better you make the mistake of trusting us, than we make the mistake of trusting you."
  • "Nice going genius."
  • "I never had headaches like this 'til your ass came on board."
  • "Do what you want with a man, but do not fuck with his Cadillac."
  • "Thank God for rednecks."
  • "Gotta enjoy the little things."
  • "She was like a crouching tiger."
  • "You got taken hostage by a 12-year-old?"
  • "Well, girls mature faster than boys."
  • "It's amazing how far you can get with some costume jewelry and a cut-throat attitude."
  • "You know what, I may not shoot you, but you still royally piss me off."
  • "How about we play the quiet game?"
  • "Let me begin my three-part apology by saying I think you're a wonderful human."
  • "You gotta enjoy the little things...Even if that means destroying a whole lot of little things."
  • "You know, I think sleep deprivation is like the number one health problem in America."
  • "We're in Hollywood, let's sleep in style."
  • "Dibs on the bed."
  • "Oh, this is so exciting, you're about to learn who you're gonna call...Ghostbusters."
  • "Take away a man's son, you've truly given him nothing left to lose."
  • "Don't make me drink alone."
  • "I don't even know your name, but this is actually really nice."
  • "You know? Between me and you, you're actually kind of cute."
  • "You are like a giant cock-blocking robot developed in a secret fucking government lab."
  • "This is the problem with getting attached to someone. When they leave you just feel lost."
  • "That's why I don't let people close, you only get burned."
  • "Not bad for that scrawny little spit-fuck."

But Elias is so really so good at cutting through the BS?

Even though a good number of times I suspect he’s the one speaking nonsense. 

But he’s got such a straight face that it makes you really hesitate. 

I just love how when he tells Yousef to Stop flirting with my sister, I had to really pause and wonder if he’s just simply teasing and doesn’t actually believe they were flirting. Or that he’s fully aware and is giving a friendly warning. Or he’s aware and still teasing?

Originally posted by kid-inside

Which is it??

Originally posted by skamly

THE SIGNS AS PHOEBE BUFFAY QUOTES
  • Aries: I have to go before I put your head through a wall.
  • Taurus: If you want to receive E-mails about my upcoming shows... please give me money so I can buy a computer.
  • Gemini: You love divorce so much that you're probably gonna marry it... and then it won't work out so you're gonna have to divorce it. I'm so drunk.
  • Cancer: Everybody looks so happy. I hate that!
  • Leo: You should see me when... oh actually, no, I look pretty good.
  • Virgo: One really does have a stick up one's ass. Doesn't one?
  • Libra: Oh you like that? You should hear my phone number.
  • Scorpio: Come on, Will. Take off your shirt and tell us.
  • Sagittarius: DAMN YOU REF, YOU BURN IN HELL!
  • Capricorn: I'm very wise, I know.
  • Aquarius: If we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
  • Pisces: Your love is like a giant pigeon, crapping on my heart.

anonymous asked:

I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN. That anon stole the title from me. I've been robbed.

Actual footage of y’all fighting for the title of number one fan

(just kidding, that’s so sweet of you guys to say like???? I love you both so much and you’re both my number one fans in my heart~)

pick up lines sentence starter
  • Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
  • Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
  • Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
  • I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
  • If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple!
  • Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
  • Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  • Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
  • If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
  • I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
  • I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
  • I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  • Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  • There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
  • Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
  • If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
  • Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
  • I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  • Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
  • I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
  • I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.
  • My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
  • Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
  • Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
  • I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
  • Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
  • Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
  • Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
  • You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
  • Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
  • I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
  • I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
  • Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
  • I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
  • You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
  • Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
  • I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
  • Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
  • Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
  • My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.
  • Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
  • Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.
  • Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
  • For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
  • You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
  • Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
  • Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!
  • You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
  • You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
  • If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
  • Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
  • I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
  • If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
  • If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
  • Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
  • Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
  • Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!
  • Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!
  • Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
  • There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
  • Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
  • Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
  • Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
  • I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
  • There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
  • Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
  • Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
  • You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
  • Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
  • You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
  • Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
  • If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
  • Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
  • Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
  • If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  • If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
  • Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
  • I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
  • Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
  • You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
  • Put down that cupake... you're sweet enough already.
  • You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.
  • My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
  • Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
  • Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
  • I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
  • I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
  • When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
  • I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
  • Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
  • Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.
  • You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad.
  • Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
  • Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
  • Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
  • If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
  • Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
  • Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
  • Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
  • No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
  • Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
  • I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
  • If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
  • Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I'm asking for is one from you.
  • Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.
  • I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
  • Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  • If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  • Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
  • You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
  • Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
  • Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!
  • Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
  • How was heaven when you left it?
  • Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
  • You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
  • Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
  • I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
  • You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
  • Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
  • Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.
  • Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
  • Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
  • Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
  • If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
  • You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
  • Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
  • Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
  • Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
  • Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  • So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
  • You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
  • The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
  • Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
  • (As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
  • Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
  • Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
  • I'm Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
  • Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
  • If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.
  • Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, 'cuz you look sweet and delicious.
  • If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
  • Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
  • Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
  • I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
  • I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
  • I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
  • I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
  • If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
  • If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
  • My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
  • Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
  • What time do you have to be back in heaven?
  • Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
  • Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
  • You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
  • Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
  • [Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
  • Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  • Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
  • I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
  • Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!
  • Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.
  • What's on the menu? Me-n-U
  • You're like pizza. Even when you are bad, you're good
  • I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
  • I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
  • My friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't... I think you're absolutely gorgeous!
  • Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal your heart, and you'll steal mine.
  • You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
  • If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard
  • Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.
  • Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
  • Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!
  • You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  • I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.
  • Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you're a-Dora-ble!
  • I don't know if you're beautiful, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
  • You don't need keys to drive me crazy.
  • My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
  • Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
  • People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
  • You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
  • I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?
  • [Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
  • Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
  • Be unique and different, say yes.
  • Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
  • You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
  • My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
  • They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?
  • My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
  • You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
  • (Ask a person for the time) 9: 15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
  • Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
  • if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!
  • Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
  • I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
  • You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
  • You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
  • Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
  • When God made you, he was showing off.
  • Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.
  • Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
  • Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're "mmmm... good!"
  • You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
  • Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
  • Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
  • You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
  • Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
  • Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
  • I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
  • Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle
  • I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
  • Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
  • If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
  • Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
  • (Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
  • How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
  • Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
  • Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
  • When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
  • Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.
  • Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
  • (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
  • This time next year let’s be laughing together.
  • Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.
  • Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.
  • On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.
  • Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going... I just need eye contact from you.
  • Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
  • Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam!
  • I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.
  • Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.
  • Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
  • I could use some spare change and you're a dime.
  • I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
  • Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
  • Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
  • Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
  • Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
  • Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
  • I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
  • I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
  • I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
  • I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
  • Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
  • I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
  • Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
  • So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
  • I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
  • Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
  • Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
  • Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
  • What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
  • What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
  • Wow! Are those real?
  • I blame you for global warming... your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
  • You are the reason men fall in love.
  • Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
  • You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
  • You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
  • If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine.
  • You better call Life Alert, 'cause I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
  • You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not.
  • You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
  • You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.
  • You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
  • You should be someone's wife.
  • Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
  • Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
  • I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
  • Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
  • You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
  • If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
  • Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
  • Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
  • There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
  • Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
  • Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
  • If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
  • Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  • You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
  • You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
  • Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
  • You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
  • Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
  • Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
  • Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
  • Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
  • Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
  • Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
  • Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
  • You're hotter than Papa Bear's porridge.
  • I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'!
  • If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
  • How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.
  • I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
  • (Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
  • You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
  • Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
  • You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.
  • I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
  • Hey baby, you've got something on your butt - my eyes!
  • This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.
  • I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
  • Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
  • if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
  • Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
  • If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
  • Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
  • See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
  • Stare at girl . ("What're you staring at?")
  • You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
  • You're hotter than donut grease.
  • Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
  • Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  • If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous.
  • Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
  • If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
  • I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
  • I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
  • If you were a steak you would be well done.
  • It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
  • Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
  • Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?
  • Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
  • Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
  • Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
  • On The Phone
  • She/He says: "Hold on"
  • You Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."
  • Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
  • Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
  • Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
  • Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.
  • You're so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
  • You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
  • Let's play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
  • When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
  • If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
  • Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Aquarius opinion of the signs
  • Aries: you guys are really fun and I actually love being around you, but you seriously have no damn chill like calm the fuck down everything is gonna be alright. stop stressing all the time.
  • Taurus: super freaking loyal, you guys make really good friends, and you're amazing cooks like damn just feed me. but y'all can be stubborn as fuck.
  • Gemini: i love you and all but you're really two-faced but pretty loyal to people you're close to. you're my go to when it comes to talking shit about someone though.
  • Cancer: i haven't had too many personal experiences with you guys but i'm not a fan. way too freaking emotional. but most of the time you mean well, and i really appreciate that.
  • Leo: probably my fav out of all the fire signs. you guys have an amazing sense of humor and you don't get butthurt at my jokes WHICH IS REALLY FUCKING IMPORTANT. very loyal and amazing friends. super stubborn. and y'all are shitty kissers too damn get your shit together.
  • Virgo: lol i literally hate you guys. nah but YOU'RE SO FUCKING DRAMATIC LIKE WHY. YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY FREAK OUT OVER THE LITTLEST OF THINGS AND IT NEEDS TO S T O P.
  • Libra: you guys are seriously perfect people and just stay that way. i don't care what anyone says, libra is the most perfect sign.
  • Scorpio: we're not really supposed to get along but we do anyway??? i'm not really a fan of being in a relationship with y'all. you're really genuine though, and you're always extremely determined with whatever you put your mind to. but do me a favor and STOP BEING SO DAMN GOOD IN BED LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
  • Sagittarius: SO FUCKING SASSY OH MY GOD. I LOVE IT. and you're so damn indecisive about everything like fucking chill. you guys are really good listeners though and i can just tell you guys everything it's great stay that way.
  • Capricorn: chill. it's seriously okay to not be number one all the time. i don't know if i could ever date another capricorn again, BUT you guys really do make great friends. you're extremely trustworthy and i love it.
  • Aquarius: lol everyone thinks we're so emotionless BUT WE'RE NOT. WE'RE ACTUALLY PRETTY EMOTIONAL WE DON'T ACTUALLY SHOW IT THOUGH. Literally just too much of others emotions wear us the FUCK out. probably the best sign besides libras
  • Pisces: youuuuuuuu. i have a love/hate relationship with you guys. i trust friendships, but not relationships. every pisces relationship i've been in i've been cheated on so lol you guys suck. but you're so fucking sweet though??? make it stop. OH AND YOU GUYS ARE CONSTANTLY READING PEOPLE AND IT FREAKS ME OUT MAKE IT STOP.

anonymous asked:

Any tips for writing/roleplaying as Mycroft? I don't want to be ooc and you're the expert.

This could turn into a 10,000 word dissection of his character but I’ll try to keep to the things I often see that contribute to him being OOC in my eyes.

Dialogue

The number one thing that turns me off fics is when the author has gone to town with Mycroft’s dialogue and made it way too florid, poetic or rambling - in some fics he sounds like he’s swallowed a thesaurus from 1890. 

If you actually listen to him speak he has an eloquent, crafted efficiency to the way he uses words and structures his sentences. Everything he says is there for maximum dramatic impact, and he rarely uses more obscure/unusual “non-everyday” words unless there’s no other equivalent (the only example of this off the top of my head is “intransigent” which isn’t even that unusual). He doesn’t need to flaunt an extensive vocabulary to show how clever he is. His intelligence comes across in his eloquence.  

Getting his voice right is probably the most difficult (and important) part of making your Mycroft believable. To help I’d recommend transcribing a bit of his dialogue from the show and notice just how simple the constituent parts are - it’s their structure, the rhythm, flow and wit that makes Mycroft sound like Mycroft. Also keep in mind that Mycroft uses words as a tool to gain information, to control, to manipulate and ultimately, get results. Words are the tools of his trade, they’re his equivalent of legwork.

Humour

One of my favourite things about Mycroft that’s sadly often neglected by writers is a) how funny he is and b) just how funny he appears to find himself. He can’t resist making deadpan/snide comments, it’s like a reflex. See “That’s the deceased for you - late, in every sense of the word”, like come on Mycroft, Sherlock was never going to laugh at that, you just said it to amuse yourself because [snorts with laughter internally] what an *excellent* joke.

All this said, he’s not a comedy character. His humour is subtle and needling and as much of a tool to him as the way he speaks. Again, listen to him speak in the show. A lot of the time he appears to use humour to mask his emotions, e.g. the example above from ASiB is contained rage via the medium of a pun, and “I can barely contain myself” in TEH is a swift deflection away from an awkward sentimental conversation.

Emotional expression

This may go without saying but don’t have him gushing all over the place about his feelings. His emotional life is almost exclusively an internal one (with the exception of “your loss would break my heart” but hey, he was apparently under the influence at the time so we’ll forgive him). Yes, of course he has feelings, but much like dark matter we only really know they’re there by witnessing their effects on other things. He doesn’t vocalise how he feels, he shows it in his own peculiar ways like going to Serbia in an expensive coat, or keeping a notebook full of maths and the name of a dead dog. When it comes to writing Mycroft Having An Emotion, show, don’t tell.

Appearance & job, etc

Again, all this may go without saying but let’s face it, I’m basically airing my grievances at this point so I’ll include these:

  1. He’s not ginger. He has dark brown hair. He is not ginger.
  2. If you’re writing the sort of thing that may involve his trousers (you filthy animal) then he doesn’t wear a belt with a three piece suit, he wears braces. If you wish to see photographic proof (and let’s face it, who doesn’t) click here.
  3. He’s an inch taller than Sherlock.
  4. He’s not a politician. Yes, his work involves politics & working with politicians but good god, he is not a politician.

General fic writing advice: Britpicking

If you’re writing a fic and you’re not British then ideally, if you need to and you can, run it by someone who is. Nothing makes me gasp in mock horror quite like seeing one of the Holmes brothers walking on a sidewalk or reminiscing about their days in elementary school.

I’m always happy to help with britpicking. I don’t have time to read & beta entire fics but if anyone ever has specific questions about British Things or Mycroft Things or whatever then my ask box is here for you to use & abuse.

To sum it all up

To me, writing Mycroft is all about nuance. So much of the character is in the subtleties, the unsaid, the unseen. He can reveal a whole world of pain with a fleeting expression or a handful of words (TAB is a case in point).

If you want to read more about how I view his character then I wrote a thing about Mycroft as an INTJ. Regardless of what you think of Myers-Briggs it may be useful to read if you’re writing Mycroft, because it tries to explain the way he interacts with the world - at least in my eyes, anyway.

If Steven Were The Wingman
  • Steven: "hey so, my lanky and awkward mother-figure who's actually an alien from a planet of living rocks that casually destroys other worlds thinks you look like my dead mom who started a rebellion and killed her mom and turned into me thinks you're cool"
  • Mystery Girl: ...
  • Mystery Girl: Here's my number tell her to hmu

anonymous asked:

I saw your relationship flaws headcanons for the boys, and I was wondering if you had specific headcanons for Lysander's jealousy?? You're my favourite mcl headcanon blog tbh 💕💕💕

  • Really jealous, and does a mediocre job trying to hide it.
  • Doesn’t particularly dislike seeing his partner with other guys, he just dislike seeing her with guys who obviously like her.
  • The idea of Candy cheating on him never once crossed him mind. He trusts her 100%, he just really hates the way men other then him look at her.
  • His jealousy would be the number one cause of their fights.
  • Poor guy actually is actually making an effort but can’t help it.

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Thank you, honey! <3 

jumpdownonjumpst-blog  asked:

Hello, I want to start by saying that I very much liked your post about Tiger Lily and agree that we need more representation of minorities in film. However, there is one error in it that I would like to point out. The statistics that you give concerning speaking characters in films actually do "reflect the country we live in" (assuming you're from the US). You say 76% of speaking characters are white and the US is 77% white. And the other numbers almost perfectly match as well.

Thank you for reading my post, and for pointing this out! A lot of people are jumping on this as a justification for the percentage I cited, that it supports the composition of the country at large and my argument is therefore invalid.

I already say this under the comment in the main post, but I’ll point it out more specifically. The statistics I cite are drawn from ALL SPEAKING ROLES. I assume that includes taxi drivers, one liner-s, small parts, friends of best friends, all supporting roles where MOST minority actors are put in movies. If you actually added up leading, window-characters (who carry the film, and the audience see the story through their eyes) I bet it would be in the high 90% for white, male protagonist, love to see someone look at this and quantify it.

Exclude small art house movies and it would be even LESS. Bottom line, mainstream Hollywood movies are built around white men. And my point is that it would be nice to change that up.

Interestingly, census statistics for 2060 seems to indicate this whole paradigm should be changing in the next few generations. 

On a side note, one that I just discovered myself, if you want to start throwing percentages around, women are 50.8% of the population, and a recent study showed that leading, protagonist characters who are women in movies last year? 15%. So…that’s another rant entirely, haha.

one of my Favorite Things is when you have a line in a song that’s obviously a metaphor but when you put it in the right fandom context it’s actually completely literal

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*trembles violently*

This coincidence makes me so happy AND IT’S CHINESE NEW YEAR, TO BOOT!!

FYI: In chinese, 8 is written as “八”(bā) which rhymes with “发” (fā)in “发财”, which is to become rich. So eight’s a really lucky number to us chinese. :D

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Puck PersonalityGuess Your NHL 15 Overall Player Rating

“You’re actually number one overall with a score of 96.”

Random headcanon (Batman deals with too much edition)

During one of his many asskicking’s from Batman, Joker decided to troll him by making the most sexual sounds as possible until Bruce had to angrily tell him to shut the fuck up which just resulted in hysterical laughter rather than him actually shutting up.

anonymous asked:

hey zoey i dont know if you'll read this but Pokémon GO could be such a good motivation for getting out the house if you need to do it at all, thank u so much for being awesome and you're great<3

i dunno, while i do need to get out of the house… i’m really not getting the hype for pokemon go. i’m one of the biggest pokemon fans in the world, show me a picture of one and i’ll tell you the name, tell me a pokedex number and i’ll probably remember it as long as it’s in the original 150 and part of the first 42 that i’ve actually memorized hah, but pokemon go just seems so barebones and basic, like noone is going to be playing this a month or two from now.

gonna do my best to get out of the house for pride with fiona again this year though, coz that’s the stuff that really matters :D

anonymous asked:

I can't believe you just reblogged from the nasty larries. You were one of the few Louis blogs we actually stood up against larries and now you do this. You're no better than them.

I was asked by the op to reblog it. Since I can no longer off the song to UK itunes users and I want to help get the song to number 1, I reblogged it. If you’re not okay with that too bad. I’m here for Louis not you.

anonymous asked:

In response to your answer on being friends with one of your sisters as a fan. What if I enjoy all of those things I know about her. Like I wouldn't mind hearing them because you're so into them. Then you come to find new things about her that make her unique. I just wanted to know if it's possible. Especially if I could relate a lot with them.

I’m just telling you, one of my absolute favorite celebrities gave me his number and I thought it was like the best thing that ever happened to me bc obsessed (haha) and it ended up being horrible. Couldn’t talk to him for more than a few weeks, it fizzled out so fast bc I was too into him before I ever met him so when I actually tried to chill my mind and be friends like normal people, I couldn’t give myself a blank slate because I had all these preconceived notions and I just knew way too much going into it. Doesn’t mean it always happens that way! But that was my experience so I try to warn people. I’ve found that no matter how much you like someone you’ve never met, once you meet them you WILL realize they’re not the god you made them out to be in your mind, they’re just a person. Just. a. personnnn. And it’s way more fun actually getting to know people like face to face. That’s why I stopped stalking people so much, I don’t wanna ruin it anymore now that I’m actually meeting these people hahaha