I'm feeling kinda sick. Any batfam headcanons that might make me feel better? Thanks! I love your work so much. You're one of my favorite blogs on here.
I’m sorry you’re feeling under the weather and I’m even sorrier that this is a day late! Between homework, Ryan Potter and five hour power outage, things were a bit crazy yesterday. I hope this is worth the wait cause I’m sending get better vibes!!!
Cass is a huge slob, she doesn’t bother cleaning anything up. If she loses something in her mess, she just pushes things aside until she finds it. It drives Jason and Alfred mad who work hard to clean up her space only for her to mess it up again a day later. The rest of the family finds it amusing that the media views Cass as this quiet, darling heiress meanwhile at the house she's spread obscenely on the couch in a sports bra and boxers pouring chips into her mouth.
Tim used to be into photography when he was younger, he doesn’t often pull out his old clunky camera any more but he is a snapchat king. He uses it most often to reflect his general annoyance and apathy at the weirdness in life. His snapchat is public so people get to see the Wayne family in a light never before seen. They are concerned that the youngest kid was threatening Tim with a sharp knife and Tim’s caption was just It must be Tuesday
Bruce is working on banning his kids from WE during regular working hours. His staff is confused, they’re your kids, why would you not want them in the building. But they don’t understand the sheer amount of mischief those sassy and too-clever-for-their-own-good children can cause. The amount of times those kids have come in and completely disrupted everything, quietly and “”“accidently”“” is mind-numbing. Please he goes to work to get away from them, let him live.
Jay started spray painting his symbol on certain areas to proclaim that this area was safe from perverts and molesters because he was was watching out for that area. Word spread quickly and girls from all over Gotham would run from their pursuers, not to the police, but into Red Hood’s territory. The smart thugs turned around right there but anyone who pursued the girls gotten beaten twice as hard as they would anywhere else. The other kids started doing the same so at any point in the city, you’ll find a symbol on the side of an old building and girls know they’ll be safe here.
Tim is too tired to be concerned with gender norms. He’ll be sitting at his laptop working while Cass does his nails, he’ll usually only object if the color doesn’t suit his skin tone. He’ll keep the polish on for as long as it lasts. He’s accidently grabbed one of the girl’s dresses a couple of times when going out and whatever, it fits and it’s comfy and hey wow this one has pockets score. He’s on first name basis with his local Sephora, he’s exhausted to the point of ill health and regularly beaten within an inch of his life. He needs all the help he can get. He’s got more make-up than all the other boys combined but Steph gives him a run for his money. They have make-up sleepovers and they discuss brands and types they like.
You know how as a young Robin, Dick had a habit of just flipping everywhere? Yeah that never really went away. As a 20 something adult, you can still catch Dick Grayson just casually walking, both in private and public, around on his hands. He regularly jumps over the banister at the Manor and lands on the floor below after a graceful couple of flips. Sometimes before a patrol he’ll just backflip across the Cave and Bruce is So Tired. Dick please, you’re close to 30, you can’t just flip around like you’re still 9. But of course who listens to Bruce so the entire floor is rocking because this tall, well built giant kid needs to goddamn flip himself everywhere like an overeager squirrel.