you're making a joke

anyone else kinda terrified you’ll never be able to hold a job in the future because of your mental illness

For being someone who’s always sleeping or talking about sleeping or wishing he were asleep Aizawa sure likes being up late at night, doesn’t he

who would have thought I’d have found yet another reason for finding this man relatable

one last post but if your “”“American jokes”“” make light of systems that harm marginalized people they’re bad jokes. they aren’t funny. making fun of our police brutality? straight up racism. making fun of our healthcare? ableism. etc etc etc find better jokes there is literally so much to make fun of

when the signs love you
  • aries: talks to you about anything and everything, puts responsibilities aside for you, random spontaneous hugs
  • taurus: compliments you, treats you gently, gets shy or messes their words up around you
  • gemini: always wants to talk to you, opens up/becomes more themselves around you, tries hard to make you laugh
  • cancer: acts more goofy/outgoing around you, lets you into their personal space, trusts you with their deepest secrets
  • leo: shows off in front of you, teases you, may make sexual jokes, treats you like you're something special
  • virgo: may be hot and cold, tries to help you with your problems and give you advice, looks at you with soft eyes
  • libra: makes you special, talks about you to all their friends, opens up to you about their dreams and their fears
  • scorpio: very protective of you, stares at you constantly, shows you their true self/lets their guard down
  • sagittarius: includes you in their future plans, loves to hang out with you, laughs at all your jokes
  • capricorn: like virgo, may be hot and cold, but will treat you nicer than other people and be more physically/verbally affectionate
  • aquarius: either shyer or crazier around you than around others, very interested in you, shows you their emotions
  • pisces: even quieter than usual, might mess up words around you, likes to hug or hold hands with you

Theresa ‘strong and stable’ May: “People talk about the sort of Brexit that there is going to be - is it hard, soft, is it grey, white - actually, we want a red white and blue Brexit. That is the right Brexit for the United Kingdom.” 

John Oliver and every rational person left on Earth: “But what does that mean? You’re heading into a negotiation that will set the course for Britain for generations, and you’re naming colours on the fucking flag? Forget running through fields of wheat - that must be the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever said. And actually, you know what - I apologize to that guy from before - I said there was literally no worse way to discuss this than with cheese, but I was not counting on Thatcher in the Rye here answering a policy question with a fucking colour scheme.”

are you cute as hell?
  • aries rising: yes!!! your energy is magnetic, you're so adorably bubbly. i'd say yes to anything you ever suggested because your excitement is infectious. i love your hair.
  • taurus rising: yes!!! your smile is so sweet, you're just the sort of person i want to hug all day. i want to buy you so many presents & cuddle you all the time. i love your skin.
  • gemini rising: yes!!! it's just the cutest thing when you speak fast like you're so excited about something. your laugh is perfect & you just seem sooo cool. i love your hands.
  • cancer rising: yes!!! you're so kind & precious & expressive in like 1 million ways. you are literally too good and pure for this world omg, i want to hug you. i love your eyes.
  • leo rising: yes!!! when you're happy or excited it is honestly the most adorable thing. it's so difficult to take my eyes off you whatever you're doing. i love the way you move.
  • virgo rising: yes!!! omg you're so funny & sweet in so many different ways. you're the sort of person i ALWAYS want to hang out with no matter what. i love the way you dress.
  • libra rising: yes!!! how are you so kind to like everyone ever? i swear there is not a single person in the world you don't make so god damn happy. i love your cute tiny habits.
  • scorpio rising: yes!!! you're so quiet, it makes everyone want to know more, & your jokes are A++ bc we never expect them!! you have such class. i love the way you hold yourself.
  • sagittarius rising: yes!!! how do make everyone like you so easily??? honestly tell me your secrets, you're so funny & magnetic & just generally awesome. i love your laugh.
  • capricorn rising: yes!!! idk but i just wanna hug you & keep you safe, like, forever. i look up to you so much, plus you are sooo funny!! you rock. i love the way you walk.
  • aquarius rising: yes!!! omg your comments are always appreciated bc they're so dry & funny, and your dress sense is so quirky and cute, you're a pleasure. i love your voice.
  • pisces rising: yes!!! you're like the softest baby of light, can i wrap you up in tissue paper please??? you're so sweet & lovely & well meaning all the time. i love your smile.

his team doesnt do promo? its shady. his team does hella promo? its shady bc he isnt saying anything with his MOUTH. yall just wanna be annoyed about this no matter what bc you’re scared that he’s obv gonna be successful

Wet

Summary: These pranks are getting pretty out of hand… Enough said.

Pairing: Warren x Reader

Warnings: It might be intense fluff, it might be light smut… Who knows? Swearing, as always.

A/N: Currently super pissed off at tumblr right now. I had like 3 stories I was going to publish today and they all got deleted, so that was fun. If you guys have any alternatives to tumblr drafts could you message me bc I’m legit so lost… 😱 Sorry that this is super late. You guys should request for sure because this writer’s block is killing me. 😭 😭 

Originally posted by snarling-through-our-smiles


“Shit!” You gasped as you felt the icy water soak through your clothes. In an instant, you felt another balloon explode against you, drenching you once more. “What the fuck?”

You wiped the water from your eyes, shivering against the wind. You had just come out of the mansion with Jubilee, heading to the pond for a nice, relaxing lunch with Jean, Scott, and Kurt. Instead, the moment you stepped outside, you were attacked. 

“Nice!” 

You looked up to find Warren and Peter, perched in a tree with a bucket of water balloons. They hi-fived before Warren swooped down and Peter skidded to a stop at your left side with a cool gust of wind. 

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LOL so today at work some guy tapped me on the shoulder at my desk and was like “hey I heard you’re an illustrator can you help us fix this anime drawing we had commissioned for Coke’s Esports Twitter her face is kinda funky” and so I did but then I was like “…..you know…coincidentally I, too, draw the animes my dude” and like discreetly showed him some of my YOI drawings on my phone (like the shameless self-advertiser that I am) but needless to say I’m probably going to be drawing some Coca-Cola-related anime boys and girls at work and I’m like is this real life

Welcome to parasite club. I’m your host.

anonymous asked:

hamilton bringing laurens to thanksgiving dinner and philip schuyler's there and he makes a joke, hamilton says: “you know, you're my favourite father in law” and philip schuyler being confused, laurens kicks hamilton from under the table and hamilton's like “of course you're my ONLY father in law, which i only have ONE of.”

ninjazaku  asked:

Ok but to use your own argument - from other people's cultures what you're doing is considered rude and blatantly insulting. You have had several of your followers, some politely some not, say "hey you're doing a thing that bothers me, please stop" and instead you're making a joke out of it. That doesn't look funny from the other side of the fence. It looks insensitive.

Me changing my way of being because you don’t like it nor fits with your way of seeing things sounds insensitive to me.

Or does that not count?

Also this is clearly only a portion of people making a big fuzz about it. Is our way of seeing things that is different.

Cus I mean no harm, but YOU decide to see harm there…

And treat me for like I meant it. When I don’t.