AU of sorts where Chris walks up to Yuuri after the Sochi Short Program and is like "My friend thinks you're really cute and was pretty impressed by your skating today, but he thought it would be weird to just walk up and hit on you, so I'm doing it for him. Can I get your number?" Viktor, who is dying somewhere across the room, can't decide if Chris is the worst friend ever or the best.
I feel like you'd be a really great boyfriend. Like idk why. You're funny and cute. but the main thing is that i think you'd treat your gf right. and that's all that matters tbh. any girl would be lucky to have you.
Rats are the most underrated pets on this planet. They are tiny lazy dogs. My babies greet me with their front paws on the bars and their noses poking through the gap. When I tickle their tummies they fucking giggle squeek. They pounce and play nibble on my hand like a puppy. They like to ride around on shoulders and snuggle in hair. I had one that I taught to stand on his back legs and beg for treats and they all come to their names. But everyone hates them because they have worm tails.
so me and my boyfriend are playing Life Is Strange on his PS4 and I mentioned it being kind of popular lesbian stuff and he just looked at me all confused like: whaat what lesbian there are none… wait you mean Chloe and Max… they are friends..umm but they are cute…ummmmmm I don’t know Kate.
*3 hours later*
Chloe: If you’re hardcore then kiss me Max choice one: Kiss Chloe choice two: don’t kiss Chloe
me: ooooh yeeesss finally boyfriend looks at me grinning while I laugh and try to steal the controller from him: ooooooooookaaay you were right *he himself hits option one*