you're like a 5 year old

  • what she says: I'm fine
  • what she means: Do you know why I hate Undertale? Because it's the best game ever made. The graphics look like they were drawn by a four year old with the talents of Pablo Picasso in his prime - which is what I would have said if I liked the graphics, which I do… not. Narratively, this game is a paragon of interactive storytelling; every decision you make weigh on your conscience, because every connection you make with the characters feels organic. That’s why I am giving this game a 5/5... billion. It fucking suc
Signs as Dads
  • Aries: *tries to play catch* *throws baseball way too hard* WELL DON'T STAND WHERE I'M THROWING
  • Taurus: "Hi hungry, I'm dad"
  • Gemini: "So what's the 411? What's the get down with the get down? What's on the DL?"
  • Cancer: *driving kids to soccer game in mini van* "Does everyone have their juice boxes and snack packs? Check. Alright, now does everyone have their game faces on? chECK !"
  • Leo: *pulls out a 2nd graders yearbook* okay son, now you point out and tell me about the kid that was calling you names cuz someone is gonna learn a lesson ta-DAY"
  • Virgo: "Son, what did i say about going into my study?!" *looks at room dedicated to star wars action figures and collectables* "These are NOT toys, they are NOT to be played with. Do i make myself clear?"
  • Libra: *at the country club* oh shit, i was suppose to pick up the kids
  • Scorpio: "Damn it Nelson, I told you to stop pulling your sisters hair. If you make me pull this car over you will be sorry you were even born yoU LITTLE FUCKING SHIT *pulls car over*
  • Sagittarius: *drinking bourbon and wearing sun-visor with fake hair on top" "it's lit yall"
  • Capricorn: *talking to 5 year old child* "I don't play. I was kicked out of kindergarten because i don't fucking play. So let me know when you're ready to start acting like an adult."
  • Aquarius: *at PTA meeting* okay so listen to this guys. What if we put all our kids together, gear em up in superhero uniforms, and start the revolution"
  • Pisces: "What time is it"

anonymous asked:

I was scrolling through your old art on deviant, you know, just to get some hope that i can be gr8 like you someday ('cuz, yeah, your art is amazing, and you're my favorite artist!), but anyway, I noticed the dates and, oh my geez, you improved so much in 5 years, and now i wanna know, how? Did you have any training method? Or was it just, like, natural?

I had training, had to cry everyday and compare myself to other artists, self loathe, split art blocks in half and dedicate myself

jk srsly tutorials and refs helped me a lot +inspirations and motivation/support from others

anonymous asked:

My parents consider me as a child (I'm 16) and they never talk about sex, love or stuff like these. How can I come out as ace without hearing "you're too young you'll change later"?

Ask them how a 5 year old child can know they’re a straight cisgender boy but you, at the age where you’re able to do things like think critically, examine yourself, and make your own opinions on important things, can’t know you’re ace. They’re not you, and they can’t tell you how you experience the world. 

Good luck coming out, I believe in you! 


When ATL released Nice2KnoU
  • All Time Low: *release Nice2KnoU*
  • Me: *crying* this..... this song gives me life.... The fact that they go around their hometown ๐Ÿ˜, leaving roses ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿฅ€๐ŸŒน in certain places (suCH AS THAMES STREET) is just so emotional ๐Ÿ˜ญ!!!! And Zack's jacket ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฒ- hoLY SHIT IT LOOKS AMAZING!!!๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ I'D SELL MY SOUL ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ TO JUST SEE THESE BEAUTIFUL ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ JACKETS IN PERSON. I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT ALL THE ILLEGAL ๐Ÿšซ๐ŸšซโŒโŒ ACTS I'D COMMIT IN ORDER TO GET MY HANDS ON ONE OF THEM! OMG!!!! WHAT DID I DO TO EXIST IN THE SAME WORLD ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ AS THESE FOUR INCREDIBLE GUYS ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ’ซ WHO ACT LIKE 5-YEAR-OLDS????!!!! thIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE, AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR JUNE 2ND!!!! ๐Ÿ’ฝ YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!!! *sobbing intensifies ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ*
  • Brother: ... you know that you're not even 1 second into the song, right????
fibro!tsuna's first-world problems
  • tsuna: should i be in bed?
  • reborn: no
  • tsuna: am i?
  • reborn: it's noon and you haven't even left it
  • tsuna: can't hear you from my warm comfy bed
  • ...
  • tsuna: should i be in bed?
  • reborn: YES
  • tsuna: am i??
  • reborn: don't you love sleeping??
  • tsuna: i do when it doesn't feel like i'm laying on a bed of needles
  • reborn: i don't understand your body
  • tsuna: you think i do??
  • ...
  • tsuna: man, melanin is so good for helping me sleep sometimes
  • reborn: mela-what now exCUSE me young man
  • tsuna: ..melatonin. MELATONIN.
  • reborn:
  • tsuna: reborn i aM NOT DRINKING PIGMENTS
  • reborn: the fact that you even know the meaning of that word distresses me
  • tsuna: you are SO RUDE
  • ...
  • reborn: *inspecting his cup to make sure there's no PIGMENTS in it*
  • tsuna: dad, pls, i brainfogged. honest to god.
  • reborn: you were fine two seconds before
  • tsuna: sudden onset! oh no
  • tsuna: what were we talking about? orange juice?
  • tsuna: where did lambo go? someone should find him before he drinks all the bread
  • ...
  • reborn, five minutes later: did you call me DAD?
  • tsuna, still trying to pretend to be brainfogged: .....smad. a word that means both mad and sad.
  • reborn: i
  • reborn: i asked you that question three days ago and you're just NOW answering it?
  • tsuna: my brain is on dial-up, it doesn't work if YOU'RE using it too
  • reborn: how does that even
  • reborn: stop avoiding the question
  • tsuna: *already asleep*
  • reborn: $*%@^#$*
  • ...
  • reborn: why are you still sleeping
  • tsuna: i reside eternally on the dark side of the globe.
  • reborn: ...what
  • tsuna: it's always bedtime somewhere in the world, therefore i will sleep whenever i want.
  • reborn: why are you like this
  • tsuna: *sleepy growling noises*
  • reborn: you sound like a teddy bear
  • tsuna: you ARE a teddy bear
  • tsuna:
  • tsuna: *pops head out from under blankets to peer at reborn hopefully*
  • reborn: ...don't you even think about it
  • ...
  • reborn: maman, i have an idea for a gift to get tsunayoshi
  • nana: no? how sweet of you, reborn! what is it? do you need help getting it?
  • reborn: it's a teddy bear outfit.
  • nana:
  • reborn: he growls like a teddy bear
  • nana: you're very correct in that assessment. i'll have to get one for him right away.
  • ...
  • reborn: ....maman
  • reborn: why did you get two of them
  • reborn: in two different sizes
  • nana: why, so the two of you can match, of course!
  • tsuna: *wanders around the house wearing a teddy bear onesie*
  • reborn, also wearing a smol teddy bear onesie: i didn't account for this.
  • ...
  • tsuna: is it possible to have multiple headaches at the same time?
  • reborn: ...i'm going to have to say no.
  • reborn: you're better off applying unit measurements to the cause of your headaches.
  • reborn: like lambo.
  • tsuna: reborn, you can't call lambo a headache.
  • lambo: *crashing around downstairs, laughing like a 5 year old on candy.*
  • tsuna: lambo is three headaches.
  • tsuna: and he needs to Stop.
  • ...
  • tsuna, on a stroll through downtown with kyouko and lambo: where did lambo go? why does he keep running off? he knows i can't chase after him.... he's such a child.
  • kyouko: um, lambo is 5?? he is a child.
  • tsuna: ...right....... i never ran off this much when i was 5 though.
  • kyouko: you do seem like you would've been a very good and well-behaved child, tsuna.
  • tsuna: thanks, kyouko...... i think.
  • kyouko: why don't you get lambo one of those child harnesses? that way you don't have to run after him.
  • tsuna: i'd have to wear the other end of that harness though. or hold it. i can't even walk a dog, i wouldn't be able to walk a child.
  • kyouko: how do you keep track of him then?
  • tsuna: like this
  • tsuna: *rattles a jar full of candy*
  • lambo: *APPEARS*
  • kyouko: you should probably stop giving him candy so much..
  • tsuna: yeah.. but it works so well.........
Aries and Cancer
  • Aries: *eating ice cream*
  • Cancer: Don't eat ice cream, its snowing you're gonna get sick.
  • Cancer: *sigh* how many times do I have to tell y-
  • Cancer: Aries.
  • Aries: *runs after chipmunk* COME HERE CHIPMUNK!
  • Cancer: Aries don't just run off to places like that!
  • Cancer: Stop running we're gonna get lost!
  • Cancer: ARIES WATCH OUT!
  • Aries: Huh? *falls into a pond*
  • Cancer: OH MY GOD ARIES ARE YOU OKAY? *pulls Aries out of the pond*
  • Aries: *shaking* I-its cold...
  • Aries: Lol chill I'm okay.
  • Cancer: You could've hit your head on a rock or get kidnapped or-
  • Aries: Yeah yeah whatever, I'M GONNA GO BUILD A FORT AND MAKE A SNOWMAN! *runs away*
  • Virgo: *watching from a distance* Geez Aries is like an overly-energetic 5 year old and Cancer is like his mother...

its-jennyb3  asked:

Hello, darling! If you're still doing reactions, I was wondering what Jay Park's reaction be to his 5 year old daughter having her first crush on Simon D?

Jay is the type of dad that turns into a “Daughter’s fool” and would be over the top with his little girl having her first crush. He would always playfully be comparing himself to Simon D in front of his daughter like, “Isn’t Appa more handsome than uncle Samm D?” Ect.

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anonymous asked:

Can I request a Leo scenario where he take care of his babe (1-3 years old, you're choice ) because his wife is out of country to work for like... I don't know... A week? Sorry for my english Love uuuu~ Chuuu~ It's my 5 time asking something here -s

aww thank you for the cute request, s!! iโ€™m so glad you enjoy my work ^^ i hope you like papa taek! ~admin fuzzy

ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย โ€œSay appa, say appa!โ€ Taekwoon cooed to his 10-month-old daughter, holding her tiny hands in his own large ones. He sat on the floor with her in front of him. โ€œWell, youโ€™ve said it a few times already, but itโ€™s just so cute.โ€

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Science Side of Tumblr someone explain to me how a 1 year old is able to exit the house when all the door handles are at least another 5-6 inches above their heads, they lack the coordination to jump/unlock, lacks the strength to push anything to reach the door handle, there are no doggie doors, the doors are all locked and the only occupant tall enough to open any of the doors is taking a nap.

Season 5 Episode 12 - Uncanny Valley
  • Reid: These girls are what, like nine... nine or twelve years old, I'm assuming?
  • Doctor: My PHD is on the effect of trauma on prepubescent girls. I do not appreciate what you're implying.
  • Reid: Oh, I'm not — I'm not implying anything. I'm making an inference. An inference is an educated guess, and based on that, I form a hypothesis. For instance, my hypothesis here is that after you raped your daughter, you submitted her to electroshock treatments to make sure she stayed quiet.
  • Doctor: This is outrageous!
  • Reid: And then, out of guilt you bought her toys... more specifically, you bought her a line of dolls. Because that's what serial molesters do, they give gifts. So you continued the pattern with your other patients, and then once they left your care you added their toys to your collection.
  • Doctor: I'm sorry. You can't back up your story... Doctor.
  • Reid: This, this is why I love my job, Doctor, because my lab - it's a jury of your peers, my tests will be Jenny Larson, Abigail Moore and Lynda Kraus. The DA will put them on the stand and I'm gonna personally bring these dolls in and we're gonna watch how they react.

anonymous asked:

if you're doing companion reactions, how about romanced companions react to sole being kidnapped and taken across the country and coming back after like 5 years

Hello, Satan my old friend..Iโ€™ve come to talk with you again.ย 

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clockworkstars  asked:

Hey! I just wanted to say that your art is amazing and I would LOVEEEEE TO BE ABLE TO DRAW LIKE YOU!!!!! Do you have any tips to give to someone who's drawings look like a three year olds?! Seriously though you're so good!!! <333

hello! thank you so much! well i have a bunch of tips that’s gotten to where i am today so here we go 

1) everyone starts off really shit 

(2010) vs (2015) 

as you can see, the first ones are hideous, i had no sense of anatomy, i never referenced anything and it was just really ugly. 5 years of drawing has made it look less hideous :)

2) Get really obsessed with a series. the more passionate you are, the better. Copy as much as you can.

^ look at that. this was in the same sketchbook i drew in the first picture, in 2010. Just by copying, it was miles better than whatever the first pic was, simply because i had reference. 

3) Learn from yo reference. fill up at least 7 sketchbooks. stalk your favourite artists. watch their livestreams, learn from their tutorials.

See an artwork you like? Or a screenshot of an anime/manga/cartoon/tvshow you really like? Copy it! Is it shit? Copy it again! There will be a noticeable improvement as you realize where you went wrong in your first attempt.

However if you’re copying artworks, don’t publish them online and claim them as your own. Copying only serves as a teaching device, so don’t plagiarize. 

A good way to start is to learn from kelpls’s tutorials. Try copy everything you see. heres some more tutorials  

artists/mangaka that have influenced me/good to learn from

Johannathemad/ old xian/ amano akira/ Alicexz/seventypercentethanol, andatsea, yuumeikino hinoki / miyukiko (more artists)

4) When you're good enough, invest in a tablet. Get your favourite artist’s brush settings and photoshop brushes and experiment! 

When you’re ready to make the $300 dive, invest in a tablet. After that, buy/download Paint Tool SAI and Photoshop CS6 (or whatever art program, but SAI is the easiest for beginners). Start learning digital art after you have had a solid art foundation from all the sketchbook practice. 

5) Draw with persistence, hard work, and passion. Get people to critique your work, put your pride aside and actually listen to them, then fix your mistakes. How good you are at art is gauged by how well you can find mistakes in your work, and successfully correct them. Don’t give up.

If you want to get good at something, you have to keep doing it and not give up. People are always telling me that they would love to learn how to draw like me, but then stop because they tried drawing something and haven’t seen results yet- ‘why doesn’t my artwork look like yours even though I’ve been drawing for a solid 5 minutes? I don’t get it! It’s too hard! *never touches a pencil again*’ Not a single person who asked me how to draw actually properly meant it, and no one was willing to put in the effort required. I only got here from years and years of drawing every day, it’s not an overnight thing. This applies to all things in life as well, just saying you want to be good at something is just lip service- just go do it! 

Believe me when i say anyone can become good at art. The only difference is who is willing to spend the time and who isn’t. Even people without artistic talent, they can become great too- the word ‘talent’ is just an excuse to not even try. Talent doesn’t get you a long way if you give up, people who work hard will surpass them when they stop. 

The more passionate and devoted you are, the faster you’ll learn, and the better you’ll get. Be open minded to a range of styles whether it be realism or cartoony, learn them all! 

Hope I helped! x 



anonymous asked:

5, 11, 34 :D - hp anon

hahahah GREAT CHOICES (and thank you!!) 

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

Idk many types by name, but I’d like to be a tree with flowers. Like a japanese cherry tree

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far? 

I think it’s the one I’m currently at, 20. But I miss being like 8 years old and only worrying about drawings and cartoons 

34. What was your last dream about?

The last one I remember was so weird lol I was in a pool party with a bunch of people that I don’t know (but in the dream they were my friends) and I had a boyfriend?? I even remember how he was kind of hahjsajk it was super weird 

65 Questions You Aren’t Used To 

  • Qrow: You have got to be shitting me. You're here?
  • Winter: I'm no more happy than you are about this arrangement, Qrow.
  • Qrow: Look, I get why I got nominated to plan the cross-school dance, but you, Ice Queen?
  • Winter: i didn't exactly ask for this. But... my Sister was thrilled by the idea, so I figured it was worth trying. Now that I know I'll be working with you, I'm not so sure.
  • Qrow: Well, we're here, so let's at least try to work together.
  • Winter: I hate to agree with you, but you're right. *Sigh*, let's get this over with.
  • -----------------------
  • Winter: You are not going to have a bar.
  • Qrow: But consider this: we could have a bar.
  • Winter: No.
  • Qrow: Yes.
  • Winter: I don't care if you keep the alcohol in a safe behind the bar, we are not putting these underage youths next to it. If they wanted to get at it it's not unfeasible that they will.
  • Qrow: And I'm not so sure your precious robot guards aren't going to misidentify one of the students as a threat.
  • Winter: Why do you always go back to the robots? What do you have against them?
  • Qrow: Hey, my niece's friend is a robot. Not racist.
  • Winter: That's not what I meant.
  • -----------------------
  • Qrow: We are not having classical music.
  • Winter: What do you have against exposing these students to culture?
  • Qrow: Well, for starters, it's super lame.
  • Winter: And you suggest we have instead?
  • Qrow: Here, take a look at my playlists. I'm sure they'd enjoy literally anything on one of these more than what's-his-name's 3rd symphony. I even have some popular bands my niece is trying to get me into, so there's got to be some good songs in there.
  • Winter: Fine. Let's see here, plebeian, plebeian, not technically music, don't know what that word means,
  • Qrow: That's dubstep, and it's-
  • Winter: Don't care. I suppose some of these will have to do. I guess I'd say- Wait why do you have a playlist called: Pony Friends, Magical Adventures, Season 1 Soundtrack?
  • Qrow: I don't understand the question.
  • Winter: That is a children's show.
  • Qrow: There happen to be some 5 year old girls with exquisite taste in media. I don't get your problem.
  • Winter: You're a grown man, Qrow. Why do you like this stuff?
  • Qrow: Because I have a heart and soul, unlike you.
  • ----------------------
  • Glynda: So do you have the plan for the dance?
  • Winter: It's right here.
  • Qrow: We had some... difficulty deciding on the theme, but we think we stumbled on a good one.
  • Glynda: Your theme is... mortal combat?
  • Winter: We, as schools, pride ourselves in the fighting abilities of our students and staff.
  • Qrow: We'd decorate the coliseum for the dance, with the stands having refreshments and the battlefield as the dance floor.
  • Winter: The students would bring their weapons to the dance.
  • Qrow: And sometimes the music would change to some awesome battle tracks, and the people would, instead of dancing, engage in some mock duels with their partner.
  • Winter: There would even be some exhibition battles between the staff of the academies.
  • Glynda: You started trying to kill each other while trying to come up with a theme, didn't you?
  • Winter: ...That isn't necessarily untrue...
  • Glynda: *Sigh*, fine, do you have a list of songs you have on the playlist yet?
  • Qrow: Yeah, it's right here.
  • Glynda: .......Why are there songs from "Pony Friends, Magical Adventures, Season 1 Soundtrack"?
  • Winter: I understand your confusion. Upon looking at the title, one would expect such music to be base. However, to a trained ear, one can-
  • Glynda: Qrow, you did not get her into that show. Not her. No. I refuse to accept it.
  • Ozpin: Just give in Glynda.
  • Glynda: For the last time I am not watching that show.