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Favourite Skam Things: Jonas Noah Vasquez
↳ “Ooooh my name is Jonas and I love idealism and reading ‘The Class Struggle’. I don’t like plastic and use a skateboard made of sustainable wood. I wear second hand clothes because new clothes are bad for the environment and I only drink recirculated water.”

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Warning: this video contains scenes from the movie Showgirls.

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30 days of volleyball: day 28 - favourite video: osmany, matteo and filippo singining el perdón, while massimo is watching everything and judging them

Someone messed up their name
  • Politely corrects them: hinata, kiyoko, daichi, iwaizumi, suga, ennoshita
  • Is too shy to correct them and awkwardly is called by the wrong name, tries to escape asap: yachi, asahi
  • Pretends to be confused about what their own name is to make the person feel better: yams <3
  • Makes fun of the person: oikawa, kuroo
  • Just… leaves the person to think about what they have done: also oikawa, tsukishima, yaku
  • Realizes later that the person was talking to them, is haunted by that knowledge for 7 weeks: bokuto??? Kenma, kageyama
  • Is deeply offended: tanaka, oop oikawa again, nishinoya, lev
  • "What the what": kageyama, hinata
MEGALOVANIA (Kazoo)
MEGALOVANIA (Kazoo)

if you keep going the way you are now…you’re gonna have a bad time.

It’s MEGALOVANIA from Undertale…entirely on kazoo! I’m literally never gonna access this route myself, but man, what a song. Enjoy! (Volume warning, the change might be sudden if your volume is high)

How Nat & Tony would take to a friend going blind.

This is like a mix between a preference and one shot so I do apologise.

  • Nat worked out something was wrong on a mission. You were S.H.I.E.L.D’s best marks(wo)man. The enemy was getting away and you went to go and shoot them in the leg to stop them but missed by a few feet. Devastation filled you and you dropped you gun as you watched them get away. You didn’t mean to but tears spilled from your eyes.
  • “(Y/N)? (Y/N) what’s going on?” You head Nat as she spun you around and brought you in for a hug. Never had she seen you become so scared and emotional and it terrified her. She took your arm and led you out of the facility and far away to where you could talk. When you told her that you were slowly going blind she looked at you in shock and then once again hugged you. The events of the day had worn you out so you eventually fell asleep in her arms.

  • “You don’t understand. I’ve never seen (Y/N) so scared and sad.” Nat repeated to Tony who was in his lab updating his armour. He was listening to Nat speak about you, she was worried on your behalf and she knew how much Tony loved you. “Is there not anything we can do?” She plead.
  • “I’d have to run some tests to see if I could create something that would allow her/him to see again but I don’t think that would be too fun for anyone. Besides I…” He paused and looked Nat straight in the eye. “Make a list of the top five most beautiful things ever. We can take (Y/N) to see them. Anywhere, it can be across the world for all I care because we can take the jet.”
  • And so they did, they took you too places you wanted to go and places they thought were beautiful. Both of them made you feel like royalty, spoiling you and taking a record breaking amount of selfies.

Bonus:

“Here,” Tony gave you a piece of paper with someones number on it when you all finally came home. You took it and looked at him puzzled.

“I already have your number?” You raised a brow in confusion and tilted your head in confusion.

He chuckled, “I know you do. You don’t have his though. His name is Matt Murdock though you might know him as Daredevil. I think he’d be able to help you. Give him a call.”

@nebulousneko replied to your post: Today in playing Breath of the Wild: I found the…

Congrats on getting the Master Sword, that’s quite the achievement! I’m glad you’re enjoying the memories too, what was your favorite one so far :0 and also the Horse Fairy’s design is SO NEAT and I love the fall colors in the Akkala region…it’s cool to read about your journey through the game :D

Aaaaaa thANK YOU!! I was a big nerd and ended up equipping the whole “Hero of Twilight” green tunic getup (that I got from the amiibo) JUST for old time’s sake as Link did the whole Master Sword thing :“D It was amazing~
I am! It’s such an awesome feeling to see some familiar surroundings and just take a moment…then explore for a bit and YAAAAY another memory!! I like digging up the story and lore like this, it fits the game’s exploration theme very well :”“D I think my fave was the one with Zelda in that Spring of Power, praying to the statue…she really laid out her doubts and worries and sorrow and aaaaaa I think that’s where it clicked for me WHY she acted like she did…! I mean they all help with this but man….that was heavy. Also Link in the back turning around to give her privacy :’) Oh but I also love the memory triggered by the Master Sword itself!! Gorgeous music, and a lovely conversation between Zelda and the Deku tree ;v; I haven’t found them all of course, but boy do I love this mechanic!!
Oh man yeah, the Horse Fairy was really interesting!! I was…a BIT startled though, because I was fully expecting a slightly altered fairy queen design X”“’‘DDD Still an awesome find~!
I think I was annoying my sister at pointing all the trees, going LOOK HOW PRETTY–the scenery of this GAME gosh I love it, this area is especially pretty, yes~ Fall is my favorite season after all :’D
(Also you seem pretty experienced in the game…would you…perchance…know how to defeat a Lynell?? They’re uh…even more difficult than Guardians and I keep dying >.>;;;;; )

Headcanon of the Day

All of the furniture in Byron’s house is made of metal. There are cushions, of course, but all of the supports are metal.   

It’s not an aesthetic decision. When someone asks why, he simply opens his wallet and hands them an old photograph. It features Roark (who couldn’t have been more than 4 at the time), his newly hatched Cranidos, and piles and piles of broken wooden furniture. Turns out Cranidoses don’t see any difference between the trees they headbutt to train and the wood that makes up a dining room table, for example. The pair got through two whole rooms before the destruction was halted.