you're just flawless !

the signs as things my mom has said to me
  • Aries: I'm literally the best mother one could ever have tbh
  • Taurus: no, the food that I cooked isn't bad. your behaviour is bad and don't eat it if you don't like it. go buy yourself an unhealthy sandwich from that shitty McDonald's
  • Gemini: let's lie to your father that i paid 100$ for this necklace. I'll give you the other 50$ but you just stay silent
  • Cancer: you have no feelings
  • Leo: if you were like me and not like your father, you would have been an intelligent one
  • Virgo: I brought you into this world and you will do as I say
  • Libra: *judges literally everyone* we should be good people and not judge others!!!!!!
  • Scorpio: no you should NOT TURN OFF THE LIGHT, MY LIFE IS DARK ENOUGH
  • Sagittarius: I'm flawless, you're just blind
  • Capricorn: why do you behave like a middle-aged pretentious rich mom?
  • Aquarius: why are we surrounded by stupid people. ugh i should have stayed home. *to my father* your friends are so boring
  • Pisces: me: mom when i get my scholarship I will get so drunk and become a catastrophe. my mom: and why do you think that you're not a catastrophe already
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“Be yourself. No one else can.”


Helena Bonham Carter at the Save The Children: A Night Of Country | 2017 

I just reached my first 100! (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Thank you all so, so, so much for following. I don’t want to go on a huge rant about how I don’t deserve this (I don’t), but I want to take a moment and thank all of my wonderful mutuals. Seriously, I couldn’t live without some of you. You fill my life with so much happiness, even if you don’t know it or I don’t talk to you. (Come talk to me! I don’t bite!)

People you should really (REALLY) go take a moment to follow;

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@aliceinwonderlandforever@amazingkierahowell@bebe-benzenheimer@blagamuffin@comphanion@dannylwster

F-I
@fullofsadness13 @global-gay @harryhooksgazebos267 @hickeydan @i-eat-pickles @it-is-i-cloacina

K-M
@kearajewelzzz @kittyburrito69 @littlecactuskid @liyahisdabomb @lost-in-empty-pillowtalks @luminositylester @monicawentupinflames

N-P

@ninjacatinsanitycrazy @nonaestheticphan @rainathestorm @panic-at-the-chemical-phandom24 @peejtheblur @planter-lester @prince-rainbow @pumpkinspicednp

S-W 
@satansneedyass @shackledbyackles @sleepingdarling @smolboy-phan @spookyphill @spooky-scary-skeledan @star-freckled-phan @sunshiney-lester @vitaminmemes @what-the-cheese-am-i-doing

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my bed hair looked p. fabulous this morning

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Anna Torv On The Set of Fringe:

October 04, 2012.
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Helena Paparizou, Survivor (Andra Chansen) [x]

anonymous asked:

Can I just take a moment of ur time to tell you that I think you're tumblr header is just flawless and that it's things like these that help me get up in the morning:)

IM GLAD YOU LOVE IT I LOVE IT TOO like have you ever SEEN ANYONE JUMP DOWN FROM THE STAIRS LIKE THAT oh god hes so dramatic