you're in the wrong decade

  • Cecilia: You were in a relationship with the Empress...
  • Me: Yes, and she talked to me.
  • Cecilia: Really?
  • Me: Every woman I've ever dated has approached me first.
  • Cecilia: Damnit.
  • Me: No one can tell how socially awkward you are if you're handsome and mysterious.
  • Cecilia: How do I get to be mysterious?
  • Me: I think that was code for 'Foreign', honestly.
sometimes i wish some people understand na hindi lang wattpad ang buhay ko.