you're in hell

So what you’re telling me is that the lieutenants are okay 👀👀👀👀 

fake ah crew geoff who threatens to fire his crew on such a regular basis it becomes an in-joke to everybody but him

  • “i fucking hate all of you,” geoff says, “you’re fired, you’re all fired, trained pomeranians could do a better job and i can pay them in dog food.”
    “hey, at least we’re house trained,” jack says. 
    “except for gavin.”
    “hey!”
  • after an unsuccessful heist geoff says he’s going to go live with the fakehaus crew instead.
    “in the event you’re unsatisfied with your crew,” ryan says dryly, “you can trade it in free for a crew of lesser or equal value.”
    “didn’t geoff already do that with jeremy?”
    “no, i said lesser value, not fewer inches.”
  • after geoff promotes lindsay, she admits she doesn’t know if she can live up to geoff.
    “what are you talking about?” geoff asks. “you’ve proved yourself time and time again–”
    “no, i mean i don’t know if i can tell everybody they’re fired and make my voice crack in that specific ‘whiny, pissy baby’ way you do when you–”
    L I N D S A Y.”
    “yeah, like that, exactly!”

I’m not saying this entire franchise has ruined my life but I am saying that they got to adopt a krogan baby, and nobody will ever convince me otherwise.