you're growing on me

  • <p> <b><b></b> child:</b> daddy when I grow up I want to be just like you<p/><b>dad:</b> you're just copying me to get successful and I'm gonna slay your career, you copycat flop little bitch<p/><p/></p>
How Lily Potter Probably Reacted Up in Heaven During "The Prince's Tale"
  • *Snape watching Lily when they were 9*
  • Lily: Why didn't I notice how creepy that was?
  • *Snape telling Dumbledore about his deal with Voldemort*
  • Lily: yOu wAnT my hUsBaNd and sOn tO DIE!?!?!?!
  • *Snape ripping the photo with Lily*
  • Lily: tHAT WAS A PICTURE OF MY FAMILY, PEOPLE WHOM I LOVE AND YOU JUST RIPPED THAT PHOTO?? CAN YOU GET ANYMORE TERRIFYING AND STALKERISH?
  • *Snape rips the signature from Sirius' letter*
  • Lily: I stand corrected. You're on a whole new level of creepy.
  • *Snape cradling Lily's body*
  • Lily: *inches closer to James* Ewwwww, no, please let go of me. No, really, my son is literally crying in his crib right now, please pay attention to him instead. Also, that's gross, wHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO EVEN TOUCH ME? I DON'T CARE IF I'M DEAD!
  • *Snape bad-mouthing Harry*
  • Lily: Excuse me? You're the one who refuses to grow up and get over yourself? My son is perfectly fine, thank you very much.
  • *Snape dies and goes to the Afterlife*
  • Lily: *starts yelling at Snape* *Beats the crap out of him*
  • Alice Longbottom: *joins Lily because Neville*
  • Frank and James: *silently eat popcorn and watch their wives be bad-ass*

A friendly tip from someone who cares: if you’re being sent horrible messages from people on anonymous TURN OFF ANONYMOUS.

I get you like being sent asks and it’s fun to answer questions and all that. But if you turn off anonymous even just for a couple days, those couple days of not being sent anything horrible, really help you to feel better. So please next time it happens just turn it off, give yourself some time to be happy without those horrible messages. Take the initiative to help yourself when you can.

The stranger turned mentor/counselor turned friend/parental figure, the old man who saved my life when I was depressed for the first time, has passed away.

And although our meeting may have been by chance, it was by choice that he decided to stay and help me throughout my recovery. For a stranger, he treated me like he would family.

It hurts. Losing someone precious always hurts and the loss of you is one of my most painful experiences. But I take comfort in the fact that I can feel this miserable because I had felt so loved by you. I honestly don’t feel like doing anything. But then I remember you. I remember all you’ve patiently taught me.

You would have wanted me to take care of myself. Remember, HENS? Hygiene, Exercise, Nutrition, Sleep. I cannot in good conscience let myself go. So instead of just crying- I’m bathing and crying, I’m walking and crying, I’m eating and crying, I’m sleeping and crying. I may be crying but I’m still taking care of myself. Even now that you’re gone, I feel your memory gently reminding me to take care of myself. Truly, I am grateful for everything and I will carry your memory with me for as long as I live, with this second life that you gave me.

For all the lives that he had helped and saved, may his soul find peace and salvation.

anonymous asked:

Yo, fuck retail. One of my store managers "pranked" me by calling the store and asking for me. When I finally got to the phone (I was on lunch, so I had to walk up front) he pretended to be HR offering me a higher position (I'm an assistant dept. Manager atm, and I've expressed multiple times about wanting to move up) and then after talking a moment to seal the deal, was like "haha jk come let me in the back door you made me wait :) :) :)" like wtf dude grow up? You're 40 years old act like it.

moonfox22  asked:

Alright so today on let's get Rae to try new things! (Drumroll please...) How about for the 100 Ways to Say I love you: 7 "I dreamt about you last night" for shikasaku? Love you gurl!!

“I dreamt about you last night.” His voice cracks while saying it and he tries valiantly to ignore that. Sakura is good enough not to mention it either. She’s a good person like that.

“Was it a good dream?” She asks, picking through her salad to chase the last slice of tomato. 

Shikamaru watching her, the way her hair falls about her face like waterfalls of candy floss. He watches the way her green eyes light up as she finally uncovers that tiny red bite of deliciousness, her favorite part of her meal. She always eats her favorite parts first. 

He thinks back to the way she had smiled in his dream the night before, holding his hand and vowing to love him forever while he wrapped her finger in string, a makeshift promise ring made of whatever he’d had in his pocket. In his dream he had been so overwhelmed by her beauty he had proposed on the spot. In truth, he is moments away from it now. 

“Yeah, it was a good dream,” he murmured, turning back to his own meal and hoping she doesn’t notice the blush spreading across his nose. He’s always been a smart guy but Sakura has a way of making him feel like there isn’t a single thought in his head. It’s rather relaxing, actually. 

“I didn’t do anything stupid did I?” Sakura says while finally taking a bite of ranch smothered lettuce. She uses way too much dressing. She also takes bites that are too big and this one leaves a smear of ranch across her cheek. Shikamaru smiles, hiding it behind his hand. 

“Nah,” he replies, reaching out to wipe the topping from her face. “You did something really great.” 

She beams at him but asks no more questions, turning the conversation to the latest gossip about Ino and Sai. Shikamaru listens with only half an ear. He’s heard this from Ino already and his mind is on other things anyway, 

He wonders if Sakura has noticed how often he’s mentioned her starring roles in his dreams lately. He’s getting bolder and bolder as time goes by, dropping more and more obvious hints. Perhaps some day he will get around to telling her in different words how hard he has fallen in love with her. But there are days like today when he just doesn’t want to ruin the simple moments that they share. 

Shikamaru watches Sakura while she laughs over her own joke and doesn’t resist the urge to smile. Until the time when he finally tells her, he’ll just have to keep enjoying his dreams. Some day he will say “I dreamt of you last night” and she will hear what he truly means. 

“I will dream of you forever.”

Phew! I’ve never written this pairing before so I hope I did alright? I bow down before the reigning queen of ShikaSaku and offer this paltry response. I hope you enjoy it Kit Kat!

“I am the daughter of the leader of the British Knights, Marquis Alexis Leon Midford: Elizabeth! The Wife of the Queen’s Watchdog!

a “mulan au” with non-chinese characters is not a mulan au. 

just say you want an au where your ship are a general and a soldier and they fall in love and go?

mulan is a chinese story with chinese characters. 

can you guys stop rubbing your filthy lil paws over our culture for the sake of your ships like… write what u want but it aint a mulan au

Cheating Sentence Starters
  • "I'm sick of being your little secret!"
  • "I can't do this anymore."
  • "You were supposed to be out tonight.."
  • "The way he/she looks at you.. I can't believe you're wiling to ruin that."
  • "I'm done being your booty call."
  • "It feels wrong, doing this with you."
  • "I didn't mean for you to find out this way."
  • "Don't tell me you're actually starting to grow a conscience?"
  • "He/She's going to be out all night. Come over?"
  • "Shit! He/She's here! Hide!"
  • "That's all I am to you? Your side whore?"
  • "I hate seeing you two be all coupley in public when I'M the one you're fucking."
  • "Don't you feel guilty at all?"
  • "But you have a girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband..."
  • "I want to leave him/her. I want to be with you. I just can't yet."
  • "You're my best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend--I can't do this to him/her."
  • "I told him/her I was going on a business trip."
  • "Do you have any idea how awkward it is to have him/her confide in me about how he/she thinks you're cheating--when I'M the one you're cheating with."
  • "You're the only person I'm with, why would I lie to you?"
  • "Alright, where is he/she?! Where are they hiding?!"
  • "We can't keep doing this.."
  • "Are you screwing him/her?"
  • "I don't know what to think, I just know what I saw!"
  • "Be honest with me. Are you cheating on me with him/her?"
  • "I can't believe you'd do something like this! Was I not good enough?!"
  • "He/She can't do it like I do. That's why you keep coming back."
  • "...Who is he/she?"
  • "I can't be responsible for ruining a relationship."
  • "Don't pretend I acted alone on this, it takes two to tango."
  • "He/She found out."
  • "Meet me in the locker room during free period? He/She had a test."
  • "Meet me at the hotel tonight?"
  • "I can't handle them anymore! They're practically driving me to cheat!"
  • "How do you sleep at night?"
  • "W-What's going on here?"
  • "It's not what you think!"
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