- <p> <b><b></b> child:</b> daddy when I grow up I want to be just like you<p/><b>dad:</b> you're just copying me to get successful and I'm gonna slay your career, you copycat flop little bitch<p/><p/></p>
Yo, fuck retail. One of my store managers "pranked" me by calling the store and asking for me. When I finally got to the phone (I was on lunch, so I had to walk up front) he pretended to be HR offering me a higher position (I'm an assistant dept. Manager atm, and I've expressed multiple times about wanting to move up) and then after talking a moment to seal the deal, was like "haha jk come let me in the back door you made me wait :) :) :)" like wtf dude grow up? You're 40 years old act like it.