you're gonna kill it as always!

actual representation of me after watching Seventeen’s Change Up video

Heathers starters:
  • "Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
  • "My teen-angst bullshit now has a body count."
  • "Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs."
  • "The extreme always seems to make an impression."
  • "What is your damage, _____?"
  • "That 'what a cruel world, let's toss ourselves into the abyss' type of ambience."
  • "The only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is heaven."
  • "Did you have a brain tumour for breakfast?"
  • "I say we just grow up, be adults and die."
  • "Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?"
  • "Now that you're dead, what are you gonna do with your life?"
  • "Some people need different kinds of convincing than others."
  • "She's my best friend. God, I hate her."
  • "Nice guys finish last, I should know."
  • "If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being."
Voltron as the things my thesis group (I'm pidge)
  • Lance: I'm horny
  • Pidge: don't say it like that!
  • Lance: It's only an expression
  • .
  • Pidge: Your hair is growing out, you need to cut it
  • Keith: You think so?
  • Lance: I can't fuck Keith in bed with short hair!
  • Keith & Pidge: *chokes*
  • .
  • Shiro: Ok team, we need to start making chapter 3 or we'll fail
  • Lance: *dabs in front of the teacher* You like that?
  • Keith: *looking at himself in the mirror* these pimples are disgusting...
  • Hunk: Anyone want to buy my handknit wallets?
  • Pidge: you got your hands full,huh?
  • Shiro: kill me
  • .
  • Pidge: Hey Keith, I just noticed how long and beautiful your eyelashes are, and your eyes are huge!
  • Keith: uh, thanks?
  • Lance: yknow if Keith was a girl, I'd hit him.
  • Hunk: Lance not in front of the teacher...
  • Lance: it's just an expression
  • .
  • Lance: *flirts with Keith, then pidge*
  • Shiro: Lance! class is in session!
  • Lance: I'm just expressing myself!
  • .
  • Lance: guys, this chapter is really confusing
  • Pidge: *explains it then mentions a person named Terry who's like a big part of the thesis*
  • Lance: I guess you could say our thesis is full of Terryble statementes
  • Pidge: you're terrible
  • Lance: i'm expressing myself
  • Shiro: *sighs* Let me die now
  • .
  • Hunk: Hey pidge, check this *holds Jake the dog wallet*
  • Pidge: whoa, you made it?
  • Hunk: Yeah wanna buy it?
  • Pidge: I think Lance would love it
  • Lance: I'm expressing my love for that wallet with this noise *starts barking*
  • Teacher: Stop barking!
  • Shiro: Lance! If we're asked to defend first you're dead to me!
  • .
  • Keith: Hey Hunk, everyone says I look like a girl, is that true?
  • Hunk: Yeah man, but I think you're pretty
  • Lance: What about me? I'm pretty too
  • Pidge: Pretty pathetic
  • Shiro: Why did I ask you four to be my teammates?
  • .
  • Pidge: *talks about the thesis*
  • Keith: Oh me and Lance are going to handle that part.
  • Lance: *winks at Keith*
  • Keith: *turns red* Ugh, stop that you idiot...
  • Pidge: Your love is disgusting
  • .
  • Teacher: ok, you've done your thesis right, I'm impressed. Well as expected too since Shiro is in your team. You're all smart but kind of disorganized if Shiro isn't in it.
  • Lance: What? Ma'am you're underestimating us. I'd make a good leader you know
  • Teacher: doubt it. Pidge would make a good leader but she's kind of absorbed on other things, suffers depression and likes to babble on things we dont understand.
  • Lance: And me?
  • Teacher: You're TERRYble...
  • Lance: ayyyy!
  • .
  • Hunk: Lance if you're gonna keep talking, our teacher's going to call us first.
  • Lance: nonsense my good Hunk, she knows we can defend our thesis, she'll probably call a different group.
  • Teacher: *calls our team*
  • Keith: LANCE!
  • Pidge: hmmmm
  • Shiro: *starts crying*
  • Hunk: told you...
TURN as GPS Navigators
  • Abe: gets you almost to your destination, then glitches and takes you somewhere else entirely
  • Mary: Ignores your chosen route and directs you on a better one
  • Caleb: knows all kinda shortcuts through places you'd rather not go but you trust this system with your life
  • Baker: always winds up taking you places you shouldn't be. you've witnessed more murders since installing this system and you're convinced one day it's gonna get you killed.
  • Simcoe: "Turn right" the GPS hums, voice silky sweet, "Do it now" you break out in a cold sweat.
  • Townsend: You get in the car and turn on the GPS. It does not speak to you until you've nearly found your destination by yourself, at which point it not only gets you the rest of the way there but also becomes your life coach.
  • Hewlett: Politely gives you the exact directions you needed and points out quaint sights along the way. You would marry this system if you could.
  • Anna: "What are you waiting for?" she exclaims whenever you stop for a red light. Consistently reminds you to use your damn turn signal.
  • Ben: You are aware of Rush Hour and have adjusted your plans accordingly. This system cannot process that You. K N O W. about Rush Hour and constantly tries to re-route you accordingly. You threaten to uninstall. The system just wants your approval.
  • Andre: you love this system's voice but had to uninstall thanks to a glitch that caused constant hang-ups.
Heathers Quotes for the Signs
  • Aries: "Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?"
  • Taurus: "I like it. It's got that what-a-cruel-world-let's-toss-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambience."
  • Gemini: "Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling"
  • Cancer: "My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son."
  • Leo: -"Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?"
  • -"Because I can be."
  • Virgo: "Now that you're dead, what are you gonna do with your life?"
  • Libra: "If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host."
  • Scorpio: "The extreme always seems to make an impression."
  • Sagittarius: -"Veronica, you look like hell."
  • -"Yeah? I just got back."
  • Capricorn: "If you wanna fuck with the eagles, you gotta learn to fly."
  • Aquarius: "Our love is God, let's go get a Slushie."
  • Pisces: "I don't patronize bunny rabbits."
In Memory of Carrie Fisher: Princess Leia Roleplaying Sentence Starters
  • "Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking, Nerf-herder!"
  • " Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited."
  • " I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee."
  • "I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain."
  • "Well, I guess you don't know everything about women yet."
  • "I hope you know what you're doing."
  • "You don't have to do this to impress me."
  • "Would it help if I got out and pushed?"
  • "I happen to like nice men."
  • " Stop that. My hands are dirty."
  • " I am not a committee!"
  • " I thought you knew this person."
  • " I have a bad feeling about this."
  • " We're going to get pulverized if we stay out here much longer."
  • "Some day you're gonna be wrong, I just hope I'm there to see it."
  • "You certainly have a way with people..."
  • "I don't know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you'll do as I tell you, okay?"
  • "Someone has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute, fly boy."
  • "I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board."
  • "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
  • " It's a wonder you're still alive."
  • "Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?"
  • "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
  • "You needn't worry about your reward. If money is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive."
  • "Your friend is quite the mercenary. I wonder if he really cares about anything. Or anybody."
  • "They let us go. It was the only reason for the ease of our escape."
  • "I knew there was more to you than money.
  • "Put that thing away, you're gonna get us all killed!"
  • "Looks like you've managed to cut off our only escape route."
  • "This is some rescue! You came in here, but didn't you have a plan for getting out?"
  • "You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?"
  • "Who have they found to pull that off?"
  • "You know, no matter how much we fought I've always hated watching you leave.
  • "You think I want to forget him? I want him back."
EXO as thing my friends have said
  • Baekhyun: My memoir will be called "A Heart Full of Love and a Butt Full of Farts" because there's always one loaded in the chamber
  • Chanyeol: Look at how cute that bird is!! He's shaped like a friend!! Don't peck my eyes out, friend!!
  • Suho: I KNOW I WAS LEFT IN CHARGE BUT YOU GUYS SCARE ME YOU'RE GONNA GET ME KILLED
  • Xiumin: Don't get your triggered panties in a twist. God!
  • Chen: *is lying on a table, spreading their legs* How can i sell my wares if no one can see my wares??
  • Lay: "Lu" isn't a dirty song!! I'm proud of him.
  • Kyungsoo: Nothing is good when it's plural. The moral: just be alone.
  • Sehun: I just farted. I wanted to let you know since you're in the crossfire
  • Kai: You tried to draw WHAT on me when I slept?
  • Kris: Fuck this shit I'm out. Wait, that's not appropriate for the kids. Darn this piece of feces I'm out.
  • Tao: Bye. I was here for a good time, not a long time. But I'll come back to visit as a freeloader every once in awhile.
  • Luhan: You better miss me when I'm gone. But only a little bit. Not too much or I'll come for you, punk.

thisissirius  asked:

i follow you because we share a lot of opinions. you're so giving, thoughtful and approachable. i love your introspective posts and always look forward to your commentary on things!

Wow, this took me a long time to respond to but life and stuff happened.  You know what it’s like. I think you are amazing and when ever you post new fic I get so happy even though I know it’s probably gonna kill me.

Haley @aarondingel and I were talking and I got this idea for a little ficlet…I hope you enjoy it! And Haley darling thanks for always being my muse.

Feels like your hand is on the door

AO3

Words were softly spoken and touches tentative. Robert had cooked them dinner, reminding Aaron that although his husband was lazy and preferred to get someone else to do all the hard work, he was a fantastic cook.

They’d eaten in silence but it had been full of comfort and affection, no awkwardness had touched their table.

Aaron knew they had more to discuss, but he was all talked out. Frankly, he just wanted to clean up and go to bed with his husband, because Robert was still his husband. Whatever else was going on, he loved him, more than anything.

“Was the food okay?” Robert asked, when Aaron got up and took their plates over to the sink.

“Yes, thanks. You should cook more often, Vic isn’t the only one in your family with that talent,” Aaron replied, an easy smile on his face as he stacked up the plates and pans.

“Mum taught me. We used to spend hours in the kitchen together. Dad hated it, told her to stop filling my head with useless crap,” Robert revealed, his words soft as he reminisced.

Aaron turned to face his husband, leaning against the sink, “He was wrong.”

“Was he?” Robert asked, sounding unsure. “Mum would wait until he left, then she’d whisper in my ear about how I’d be a great husband one day. I guess I failed her as well as you.”

“Robert, you’re not a failure. An epic fuck up, you may be, but you’re a good husband. I wouldn’t want anyone else. Things are just hard right now,” Aaron replied, twisting his wedding ring round his finger and off. He turned and put it on the kitchen counter.

Robert’s loud gasp and shuddering breath made Aaron twist back immediately. Shit! His husband looked like he was having a panic attack.

“What the fuck, Robert? Are you okay?” Aaron asked, as he moved to comfort, reassure, anything to help.

“Your ring!” Robert managed to force out.

Aaron looked at his husband, then back at his wedding ring sitting on the counter, Robert’s fears suddenly clear to Aaron.

“No, Robert no. I just took it off to do the dishes. I didn’t change my mind. I promise,” Aaron vowed. Grabbing his ring and shoved it back on, hastily, before crossing to where Robert was, hunched in on himself.

He grabbed a hold of Robert’s shoulders, “I love you, neither of us are going anywhere. Okay? Let’s just go to bed. The washing up can wait ’til tomorrow.”

Robert’s breath punched out of him, in shallow rattling gusts, making Aaron frown with concern. Eventually, the rough bursts slowed, allowing Robert to speak again. “I can’t be without you,” he said, curling his body around Aaron’s.

“You won’t have to be,” Aaron promised, wrapping his arms around Robert and not letting go.

BTS as long fancy words
  • Taehyung: idiosyncratic - as in: totally his own person, can't be put in a box, doesn't even know where the box is, lives on the dark side of the moon, yeah, he's just that cool.
  • Seokjin: paradoxical - as in: confident and handsome, duh, dorky and fervent, what?, laughable, laughING, I wanna laugh with you, dreamy, tell me your secrets.
  • Namjoon: perspicacious - as in: discerning, understanding, sees through to your soul, he knows exactly where the box is and wants you to ditch it, find your own beat instead.
  • Jimin: prepossessing - as in: charming mode engaged, ready to steal your heart, or just melt you into your shoes, but no, you're way cuter, and stop smiling and keep smiling forever.
  • Hoseok: effervescent - as in: bubbly sunshine, vivacious, lives like there's no tomorrow but there'd better be one, 'cause he's gonna teach you how to laugh when it rains.
  • Yoongi: unprecedented - as in: singular, unique, unexpected, beyond, words failing, just take my soul already, forget the bar because he'll always rise above it.
  • Jungkook: presumptuous - as in: bold, snarky, sticks his neck out and giggles at the axman, runs like the gingerbread man, if curiosity killed the cat, it just zombified the Jungkook.
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just felt like doing some parallels of my two favorite characters from OFF and undertale shrug they’re both very similar if you think about it (and they’re both super fun to draw too) i added some useless annotations to the pics btw

they both break the fourth wall a lot (the judge knows about the player and addresses us DIRECTLY calling us the “puppeteer” and the batter “the puppet”; sans knows about SAVES and RESETS and knows when we do those in our files too) they both have younger brothers who they adore (valerie in the judge’s case; papyrus in sans’) they both lose said brothers too (valerie is killed by japhet; papyrus can be killed by the player) they both judge our actions and calls us out on our bullshit, and they’re both the final bosses of their games (in sans’ case, if you do a no-mercy run he is basically the game’s final boss) they’re both badasses who’re always smiling too

yep that’s all i’ve got OH ALSO all dialogues were taken from their respective games 

becausefangirl1997  asked:

I love your prompts, bro​. (I call everyone that regardless of who they are) Anyways. Could we get us some prompts about character A's parent(s) bothering them about when are they finally gonna propose to B? "You're killing me here, I want some grandkids." And all that. That kind of content where parents aren't complete a-holes and are really just goofy makes me smile every time since I always see parents being either dead or abusive in literature nowadays.

Hello :) I totally agree. The whole bad or gone parents trope makes me mad because it’s typically a cheap way to get around dealing with something that’s a very important part of most people’s lives.

• “All of your old baby stuff is taking up room in the attic.”

“Throw it out then.”

“But you might need it again… Someday.”

• “I already have a list of great places for weddings.”

“Mom! I haven’t even proposed yet.”

“Yet? So that means there is hope for a marriage in the future?”

• “If you ever need help planning the perfect day to propose, I’m always here.”

“Because you did such a great job proposing to mom. I remember the story.”

“Hey, she said yes, didn’t she?”

• “Can this be the last time I have to introduce her as my son’s girlfriend rather than my daughter-in-law?”

• “We’ll pay for the ring. All you have to do is get down on one knee and say the words.”

Violence and Anger Meme.
  • Send one of the following to see how my muse will react!
  • "You better keep one eye open."
  • "Watch your back."
  • "You're pissing me off."
  • "I'm itching for a hunt."
  • "You do it, or ___ will get it."
  • "Nothing else interests me anymore."
  • "You bore me."
  • "I hate you!"
  • "Looking at ___ makes me sick."
  • "I can't even look at you!"
  • "I can't believe you!"
  • "How could you do this?!"
  • "You know just how to tick me off."
  • "You don't deserve ___!"
  • "You make my skin crawl."
  • "You're disgusting."
  • "You disgust me."
  • "You're a nuisance."
  • "You ruin everything."
  • "There's only one thing I can do now."
  • "I'm gonna kick your ass."
  • "My blade's got your name on it."
  • "Who do you think you are?"
  • "I hate you so much I could kill you."
  • "Are you threatening me?"
  • "You don't have to do this!"
  • "This isn't you!"
  • "You're really going to resort to violence now?"
  • "Act like an adult."
  • "What you're doing is wrong."
  • "I'm going to be the better person here."
  • "What would ____ think?"
  • "This isn't you."
  • "We can talk about this!"
  • "Don't act so rash."
  • "Just take deep breaths."
  • "You will feel better later. Don't think too much."
  • "You're just overwhelmed."
  • "You have a choice."
  • "There's always another way."
  • Aaron: Oi!
  • Robert: I thought you wanted me to go?
  • Aaron: Think you're a big man, don't you?
  • Robert: What you on about?
  • Aaron: Calling her a liar?
  • Robert: I didn't -
  • Aaron: I'm not even interested, but I bet the police are gonna be.
  • Robert: You wouldn't do that.
  • Aaron: The only reason she took that brandy is cos you upset her. So yeah, actually I would.
  • Robert: Oh, is that why she stole my car as well, is it?
  • Aaron: What's that got to do with anything?
  • Robert: You're the one going on about calling the police. You know what. I'm sorry. I didn't mean -
  • Aaron: So you nearly killed her, then you grass her up?
  • Robert: No. And I don't know why I said that. I would never do that to you.
  • Aaron: You better hadn't. Don't forget I know what you're doing with Lawrence. Always some nasty little scheme with you, innit? I don't want anything to do with it. Stay away from us or I'm gonna ruin your life.

anonymous asked:

Being a Beta, I always know when my Alpha Bucky is about to have his rut. When my Alpha comes back from a three month mission, I can smell that he's going to have his rut before he's even left the quinjet. I order takeout even before he makes it to the elevator. Once he sees me, I tell him, 'Babyboy, you're Babygirl has takeout on the way cause your rut is coming fast and we're going to need the food after Round 1!' Bucky growls nipping at the bonding mark, 'Gonna fuck you slow, Babygirl.'

y’all are killing me with the dirty talk 

Sinful Sunday™

Basically how the Zeref fight is going down.
  • Natsu: *about to kill Zeref and also sacrifice himself*
  • Happy: DON'T DO IT DUDE.
  • Natsu: DUDE I GOT TO DO IT
  • Happy: HELL NAH DUDE ITS GONNA SUCK IF YOU DIE
  • Natsu: BUT I GOTTA-
  • *loud rumbling coming from the distance*
  • Zeref: the fuck is that?
  • *stars from falling from the sky and the earth shakes*
  • Happy: NATSU YOU DID IT NOW.
  • Natsu: SHITHSITHSITSHITSHIT
  • Zeref: No dude seriously what the fuCK is that?
  • *loud roars coming closer*
  • Zeref: SHIT IS THAT ACNOLOGIA
  • Happy: NO DUDE WORSE
  • Lucy: DRRRRRRRAAAAAAAGNEEEEEEL
  • Natsu and Zeref: SHIT WHICH ONE DOES SHE WANT
  • Lucy: *grabs Natsu*
  • Lucy: what the fuCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING TRYING TO SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR FAIRYTAIL? HELL FUCKING NAH ARENT YOU THE ONE THAT'S ALWAYS STOPPING EVERYONE FROM KILLING THEMSELVES? YOU STOPPED ERZA AND GRAY AND NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO DIE? I DON'T THINK SO MISTER "YOU DON'T DIE FOR YOUR FRIENDS YOU LIVE FOR THEM." DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING MAD I AM RIGHT NOW OH MY GOOOoOoOood NATSU IF YOU WERENT SO CUTE I SWEAR I WOULD RIP YOUR FACE OFF RIGHT NOW. WE ARE GOING BACK TO FAIRYTAIL RIGHT THIS INSTANT AND WE ARE GONAN COME UP WITH ANOTHER PLAN TO KILL ZEREF OKAY? JESUS NATSU YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK HOW DARE YOU. YOUARENEVERRUNNINGOFFWITHOUTPERMISSIONAGAINWHYMUSTYOUALWAYSBESOGUNHOANDRECKLESSYESIKNOWYOUHAVEMATUREDBUTSTILLHOWCANYOUEVENTHINKOFDOINGTHAT-
  • Zeref: oh my god she's terrifying
  • Happy: Yeah I can't believe Natsu wants to marry her.
  • Lucy: *snaps head upward* whAT
  • Natsu: Happy! WHAT THE HELL MAN.
  • Zeref: oh dude ive been there
  • Lucy: you wanna whaT
  • Natsu: Lucy pls-
  • Lucy: YOU WANTED TO MARRY ME BUT THEN YOU WERE GONNA KILL YOURSELF?
  • Natsu: UH
  • Lucy: I WANT TO MARRY YOU TOO.
  • Natsu: wait what-
  • Lucy: *starts shaking Natsu* WERE YOU GONNA MAKE ME A FUCKING WIDOW OR SOMETHING DRAGNEEL? OH MY GOD YOU WERE HOW DARE YOU LEAVE YOUR WIFE TO MOURN OVER YOU HOLY SHIT HELL NO WE ARE GETTING MARRIED RIGHT NOW IM NOT ABOUT TO LET YOU DIE WHEN WE COULD JUST GET MARRIED *begins dragging him back to the guild*
  • Happy: WAIT FOR ME
  • Zeref: ah damn they left
  • Soldier: sir what do we now?
  • Zeref: hold on the attack for like a week. I can't let my lil bro die a virgin. I'm not thAT evil.
  • Soldier: weren't you about to die a virgin?
  • Zeref: shut uP TRAVIS
Yugioh: Bonds Beyond Time Abridged Sentence Starters
  • "What the hell is a motorcycle?"
  • "I'm Batman!"
  • "Well it's a good thing I play a lot of Assassin's Creed!"
  • "You obviously don't know who I am."
  • "I'm _______, and I'm absolutely flawless!"
  • "I'm harmless! I couldn't destroy anything!"
  • "Is it gay to like the movie Top Gun?"
  • "Let's go ride our motorcycles and play some half-naked volleyball!"
  • "Oh my god this is so straight you guys!"
  • "Now whip out your junk and wave it at him!"
  • "Girls are smelly."
  • "Well if it's on the internet it must be true!"
  • "Don't eat the yellow snow! It's pee!"
  • "Next year I'm vacationing in Germany, nothing bad ever happens there!"
  • "Who the hell are you and what's wrong with your hair?!"
  • "I'm going to tear the happy right out of your soul."
  • "Don't be a player hater!"
  • "I'm not a player hater. I just hate you."
  • "I can't give you any spoilers."
  • "Can I ride your bike?!"
  • "Why are we in Venice?"
  • "Now make yourself useful and open the internet."
  • "You're not riding my damn bike!"
  • "I love Pirate Hitler. He always makes me laugh."
  • "The Americans are invading us with dragons!"
  • "Can I have my Oscar now?"
  • "I'm the serious one with a voice that makes the fangirls swoon."
  • "I'm the cute hyperactive one that people wanna choke in his sleep!"
  • "I was playing card games before it was cool."
  • "Are you gonna give me guys spoilers or not?"
  • "It's not a spoiler if it's obvious."
  • "That is not how time travel works!"
  • "I think you're talking about hell."
  • "That's cold, dawg."
  • "Aw yeah, looks like we chillin' with the king of games, beeotch!"
  • "Way to endanger innocent lives!"
  • "For the love of God, does anyone know what time it is?"
  • "Aw, desu desu, bitches!"
  • "Why the hell why were you in Venice?!"
  • "Why are you trying to destroy the world?"
  • "I am not trying to destroy the world. I am trying to save it!"
  • "How does stealing cards and killing people make everything better?"
  • "All I had to do was invent time travel, then go back in time and kill ______. And then the future would be better."
  • "What the hell, man? What the actual hell?!"
  • "You always were my favorite protagonist."
  • "No homo!"
  • "If we survive this, I'm going to go back in time, and I'm going to slap myself in the face for bringing you on this adventure."
  • "Synchro what?"
  • "Wait! I seem to have stopped caring."
  • "You have friends?"
  • "Freestyle time!"
  • "Oh please tell me he's not gonna rap."
  • "Way to get your lame on!"
  • "Shut up, _____! You're not funny!"
  • "Aw yeah! Pimp slap like a mofo!"
  • "I believe the appropriate phrase is 'booyah!'"
  • "It's been an honor playing card games with you."
  • "No homo, right?"
  • "All of the homo!"
  • "I think we may have just killed a man."
  • "If anyone asks, _____ did it!"
  • "All that matters is that we managed to get through all this without disrupting the space-time continuum."
  • "Well this is just fan-tucking-fastic."
  • "Where the hell are my Cheetos?"

For the best person in the world @rniq

  • Robert: Look, if it doesn't work out, we can always come back. I mean, what happened today, it doesn't have to change anything.
  • Aaron: Nothing's changed. It is what it is. I've just only realised it today, that's all.
  • Robert: You're tired, you're not thinking clearly.
  • Aaron: Stop talking, please. Just go. You're making it worse.
  • Robert: What, and leave you like this?
  • Aaron: Adam will come over.
  • Robert: No.
  • Aaron: Robert, don't be stupid.
  • Robert: I know you love me. That's why you can't even look at me. You love me and this is ridiculous.
  • Aaron: I do love you. I'll always love you. But this... I hate this. And if it carries on for long enough it's gonna end up killing me. (takes his ring off, holds it out to Robert) Take it. Just take it. (Robert takes the ring, Aaron kisses his cheek) I think you should probaby go now. Please. (Robert doesn't move) Robert, just go. (Robert looks and looks and then goes)
American Horror Story: Murder House (E1: The Pilot)
  • "Excuse me. You are going to die in there."
  • "You're gonna regret it. You're gonna regret it. You're gonna regret it."
  • "It stinks in here. It stinks like shit."
  • "The light is softer out here. It's softer."
  • "Great. So we're the Addams family now."
  • "Can't believe this place doesn't freak you out a little bit."
  • "This is your professional advice? Just denial?"
  • "You are dead!"
  • "You're going to die in here."
  • "I prefer purebreds. I adore the beauty of a long line, but there's always room in my home for mongrels."
  • "I never got a chance to tell you my name."
  • "It's sage, for cleansing the spirits in the house. Too many bad memories in here."
  • "It's always the same. It starts the same way."
  • "I prepare for the noble war."
  • "I know the secret. I know what's coming, and I know no one can stop me."
  • "I kill people I like."
  • "It's a filthy world we live in. It's a filthy, goddamned helpless world."
  • "The world is a filthy place. It's a filthy, goddamn horror show."
  • "If you're trying to kill yourself, you might also try locking the door."
  • "Have you ever owned a house this old before?"
  • "Who can know when something so horrible happens?"
  • "You just always surprise me. I like that."
  • "You're gonna have to forgive me one day."
  • "You think that's me? You think I can't get better?"
  • "You? You kidding me? You're hopeless."
  • "Everybody can get better. Everybody."
  • "If you love someone, you should never hurt them. Never."
  • "Don't ask questions you already know the answer to. You're smarter than that."
  • "What's that thing you think I'm afraid of? Fear of rejection?"
  • "Your family is in danger."
  • "I want you to stay out of my house. Do you understand?"
  • "You touch my kid one more time and I will break your goddamn arm."
  • "What are you afraid of? Your wife's not home."
  • "All art and myths are just creations to give us some sense of control over the things we're scared of."
  • "How long? How long are you going to punish me for?"
  • "I don't even know how to say this without coming off like an asshole."
  • "In all my life, the only thing I've been truly scared of is losing you."
  • "This place is our second chance."
  • "We're going to be happy here."
  • "I'm not running away. I'm not scared of them, not afraid of anything."
  • "You said I'm not scared of anything so....what scares you?"
  • "One less high school bitch making the lives of the less fortunate more tolerable is, in my opinion, a public service."
  • "You want her to leave you alone? Stop making your life a living hell?"
  • "Scare her. Make her afraid of you. It's the only thing bullies react to."
  • "Come on. I can be kinky."
  • "I could have you arrested, you know. Peeking in people's windows is still a crime."
  • "Please, please, please you have to get out of there! That place is evil!"
  • "Why is it that it is always the old whore who acts the part of a moralistic prude?"