you're gonna get sick of me

Illness-Based rp Starters
  • "You've been coughing a lot. You okay?"
  • "What is wrong with you?"
  • "Gosh, you're burning up!"
  • "Um, hey? Anyone in there? Hello?"
  • "Ugh, just blow your nose already."
  • "My head might just explode."
  • "I think I'm gonna hurl."
  • "If you get me sick, I'll kill you."
  • "Ah-choo!"
  • "Okay, that can't be allergies. Are you sick?"
  • "Geez, you look like crap."
  • "That is so gross."
  • "Hey, woah. Don't pass out on me here."
  • "You really should be in bed, you know."
  • "I'm too busy to spend all day in bed."
  • "I'b fide."
  • "Please tell me there's some cough drops left."
  • "Do you think it's warm in here?"
  • "You're so pale."
  • "Have you eaten today?"
  • "They told me you passed out. How do you feel?"
  • "I'm not getting out of bed."
  • "The soup is probably great, but I can't taste a thing."
  • "You know, that's not helping me feel better."
  • "My nose hates me."
  • "You should probably stay back. You don't want to catch this."
  • "Are you coming down with something?"
  • "My throat feels funny."

anonymous asked:

Hi! My names Ash and I got diagnosed with glioblastoma about a year ago! But I'm in remission now which is great! Anyway I'm telling you this cuz I started following askmarshandbroflovski roughly around when I got diagnosed and fell in love with you craig! I'm glad you're doing-and looking better! You helped me through a lot by being so strong! I was wondering if I could get a happy belated Valentine's from you? I was sick on Valentine's Day, which is why I'm late, but it'd mean the world to me!

CRAIG:
CRAIG: Yeah, yeah- wow.
CRAIG: Of course, um. This like, means a lot, actually.
CRAIG: That just. I’m glad you’re doing better, I’m really glad.
CRAIG: That’s awesome.
CRAIG: Happy Valentine’s Day, man.

Emeto starters
  • 1. I told you you shouldn't have eaten that
  • 2. Oh god, get the trash can
  • 3. Why didn't you say you weren't feeling well?
  • 4. Hm...Not hungry?
  • 5. Don't be ridiculous. You know I don't get sick.
  • 6. I forgot my anti-nausea pills...
  • 7. I can't be sick right now!
  • 8. Sorry I puked on your shoes...
  • 9. Excuse me, where's the nearest restroom?
  • 10. My friend isn't feeling so well...
  • 11. Are you sure you have to puke? You've been dry heaving for like an hour.
  • 12. Please don't talk about food right now.
  • 13. I dare you to ride that roller coaster!
  • 14. I haven't been able to keep anything down all day...
  • 15. Here, I'll hold your hair back.
  • 16. D-don't look at me, I'm gross...
  • 17. I...I think I ate too much.
  • 18. Pull over...I said PULL OVER!
  • 19. I'll give you this bag just in case.
  • 20. Are you sure you're up for that today? Your face looks a little green.
  • 21. Don't worry, I've got you.
  • 22. How could you throw up in my car!?
  • 23. I forgot to tell you I get motion sickness...
  • 24. I think I'm gonna get sick...!
  • 25. Maybe you'll feel better if you lie down.

our-lady-ofsorrow  asked:

This is so cool that you're out there, being stylish and cool in the video game community. The YouTube and game critic medium is so overloaded with douchebags who put up shock value "I'm edgy" content. Keep spreading the love!

Of course!!! I was sick and tired of the same old thing as well, so I was like, ‘you know what? be the change you wanna see’. If I’m gonna get in this industry I’m gonna try to make it at appear a bit more pleasant, because I hate the idea that people think of gamers as a bunch of angry shutins. What about the nice and polite shutins like me? they need representation too!

anonymous asked:

"No, I’m not. I’m trying to not give up on what we’ve built. Everyone is currently helping me get to Brad but he seems to be treating everyone the same atm" You do realize that you're making him look like the bad guy? You do realize that you ask for privacy but say this kind of shit? You do nothing but show me that you're the fucking problem. God, I wasn't gonna comment about this at all but all the hate towards Brad makes me sick. He's a good person, so are you I believe. Just act like it.

So the fact that I still defended Brad even though there were problems going on didn’t matter at all? Yes, I know I said one or two things too much when it came to the personal stuff but that’s because I was inexperienced and when you’re hurt you do stupid shit. I know my fault but this is why I made the video I did because people attacking Brad was my fault but it shows how fucking involved people can get (including you from your comment.) You completely ignore that people are even attacking me as well. You know how shitty it is to see people typing comments that say “oh man I’m so glad she’s fucking gone” and all that stuff?

I’m not gonna be rude to you like you’re being rude to me (somehow shows typical anon behaviour when they wanna say something so they go to the most aggressive extent). 

I’d like to say more but from what I think I really shouldn’t have responded to this in the first place. I still will because I’m not scared of defending myself and admitting when I fucked up. 

  • Robert: Look, I know what you're gonna say and don't bother, right? I'm sick of hearing it. (Aaron nods) Be a disaster anyway. Her whole family hates me. How long before the kid does, too?
  • Aaron: So maybe we find a way of working through things. You'd be a good dad.
  • Robert: How do you know that?
  • Aaron: Because you'd have me helping you. What? I'd be great.
  • Robert: I reckon you would, too. But... you know, maybe, one day, we'll have a family of our own. But not like this. I just want us to get back to where we were.
Violence and Anger Meme.
  • Send one of the following to see how my muse will react!
  • "You better keep one eye open."
  • "Watch your back."
  • "You're pissing me off."
  • "I'm itching for a hunt."
  • "You do it, or ___ will get it."
  • "Nothing else interests me anymore."
  • "You bore me."
  • "I hate you!"
  • "Looking at ___ makes me sick."
  • "I can't even look at you!"
  • "I can't believe you!"
  • "How could you do this?!"
  • "You know just how to tick me off."
  • "You don't deserve ___!"
  • "You make my skin crawl."
  • "You're disgusting."
  • "You disgust me."
  • "You're a nuisance."
  • "You ruin everything."
  • "There's only one thing I can do now."
  • "I'm gonna kick your ass."
  • "My blade's got your name on it."
  • "Who do you think you are?"
  • "I hate you so much I could kill you."
  • "Are you threatening me?"
  • "You don't have to do this!"
  • "This isn't you!"
  • "You're really going to resort to violence now?"
  • "Act like an adult."
  • "What you're doing is wrong."
  • "I'm going to be the better person here."
  • "What would ____ think?"
  • "This isn't you."
  • "We can talk about this!"
  • "Don't act so rash."
  • "Just take deep breaths."
  • "You will feel better later. Don't think too much."
  • "You're just overwhelmed."
  • "You have a choice."
  • "There's always another way."
  • someone: hey dude why haven't you learned how to drive yet?? i know you're nervous but it wears off :)
  • me: dude you literally cannot comprehend the level of anxiety i get when behind the wheel, the thought of driving makes my stomach drop and i feel like im gonna be sick, im honestly terrified of hitting someone with a car and killing them
  • them: what
  • me: ..i mean it's just so much easier having other people drive me :)
Until Dawn Sentence Starters
  • "Fucking shit, fuck fuck shit!"
  • "Guess I should have paid more attention in climbing class."
  • "Seriously? What's wrong with you?"
  • "Revenge is the best medicine!"
  • "We are going to have sex! And it's gonna be hot!"
  • "What are you tweeting? Hashtag there's a freaking ghost after us?!"
  • "You always get like this."
  • "You need to step off."
  • "Jesus hot sauce Christmas cake!"
  • "Why are all these doors locked?!"
  • "Probably just a...squirrel, or something."
  • "When I imagined us groaning together this isn't quite what I expected."
  • "There is no such thing as ghosts!"
  • "Every second I spent with you...was the only thing I ever wanted to do with my time."
  • "I should've told you how I felt."
  • "Don't think, you idiot, just get me out of here!"
  • "You're sick! You're a sick fuck!"
  • "No, you're not real."
  • "Understand the palm of my hand, bitch!"
  • "Oh my God he's here, he's coming for me!"
  • "Oh my God totally we're sooo gonna make out."
  • "Go suck an egg!"
  • "If this is your way of trying to make me feel better...you're fired."
  • "Why'd you hit her? Why'd you have to fucking hit her?!"
  • "It was just a prank!"
  • "What in God's name are you wearing?"
  • "Lets party like we're fucking pornstars!"
Aries and Cancer
  • Aries: *eating ice cream*
  • Cancer: Don't eat ice cream, its snowing you're gonna get sick.
  • Aries: LOL I DON'T CARE I LOVE ICE CREAM!
  • Cancer: *sigh* how many times do I have to tell y-
  • Aries: OMG IS THAT A CHIPMUNK?!
  • Cancer: Aries.
  • Aries: *runs after chipmunk* COME HERE CHIPMUNK!
  • Cancer: Aries don't just run off to places like that!
  • Aries: CHIPMUUUNK WHERE ARE YOUUUU??
  • Cancer: Stop running we're gonna get lost!
  • Cancer: ARIES WATCH OUT!
  • Aries: Huh? *falls into a pond*
  • Cancer: OH MY GOD ARIES ARE YOU OKAY? *pulls Aries out of the pond*
  • Aries: *shaking* I-its cold...
  • Cancer: YOU SCARED ME TO DEATH WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE CAREFUL?!
  • Aries: Lol chill I'm okay.
  • Cancer: You could've hit your head on a rock or get kidnapped or-
  • Aries: Yeah yeah whatever, I'M GONNA GO BUILD A FORT AND MAKE A SNOWMAN! *runs away*
  • Cancer: NO STOP YOU'RE WET YOU HAVE TO GET INSIDE COME HERE!
  • Virgo: *watching from a distance* Geez Aries is like an overly-energetic 5 year old and Cancer is like his mother...
Nostalgia Critic quotes {Sentence Starters}
  • "Why does he get to call the shots?"
  • "It is not only bad, it is annoying. Ungodly annoying."
  • "This is the greatest movie I've ever seen in my life!"
  • "Maybe this won't be so horrible, after all."
  • "A prince, really? I, uh... never would've guessed."
  • "From the minute you hear it, it is never gonna leave your head."
  • "Hey, you! You want 20 bucks?"
  • "Surely spending your entire life just playing video games can't get you any kind of fame."
  • "I love you all! You're all so beautiful and innocent to me!"
  • "What kinda sick, crazy world is this?!"
  • "It's supercrapafuckerificexpialibullshit."
  • "Sorry, sorry, it's just- Wow, is this one bad!"
  • "Hey, kid! What do you want to see on TV?"
  • "It's honestly like talking to a kid on the ultimate of sugar highs."
  • "Looking back, I’ve noticed this is the stupidest idea in the entire world."
  • "Oh my god! That's blood!"
  • "I can safely say that I'm not the least bit happy!"
  • "Oh, well, I guess that's cool — WHA?!"
  • "Oh, it's you. How'd you get up here?"
  • "Alright, that's a little dark, but, you get what I'm getting at."
  • "Unbelievable, I mean just unbelievable."
  • "This is crazy! In every possible meaning of the word!"
  • "If I got shot in the head, then how did I survive?"
  • "Nothing can stop him. Nothing would dare."
  • "I don't know whether to give it to a scientist to examine or a priest to exorcise!"
  • "Look, I don't know why you're getting so angry-?"
  • "I'll never use a can of Raid again!"
  • "OK, it'd be gross, but imagine how many lives you could save!"
  • "So, no disrespect, I apologize, let's move on."
  • "Most people would consider that a little out of the norm."
  • "I really hope you people appreciate what I do for you."
You're Sick - George Weasley Imagine

-Requested-
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Could you write an imagine in which George is injured or sick and the reader is worried and takes care of him and it’s really cute and fluffy? Thank you
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Hello will you please write me something where george was gonna take the reader to the yule ball, but he gets sick or something, so they both go back to the burrow for the holidays and hang out? just make it real fluffy (you’re the best *thumbs up*)
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~(Y/n)’s POV~

Tonight was the night. It was the night when Hogwarts was gonna hold the Yule Ball. It’s just that there’s a tiny problem but I rather take care of the problem than go to the ball. But the “problem” just won’t listen. We’ve been talking about it for almost an hour now! “C-come on! We have t-to get ready!” George coughed violently trying to get off the couch in the common room “No! Georgie! Sit down! We’re not going! You’re sick!” I yelled at him trying to be louder than him “N-no! We have to g-go! You’ve been w-waiting for this night f-for a while n-now!” George pouted “George. I’d rather stay here with you than go to the ball” I assured him “are y-you sure?” He asked “100% Positive!” I laughed sitting next to the sick ginger. “I promise I-I’ll make it up to y-you! Just say it, I-I’ll get it for you!” he coughed “George! You don’t have to promise me anything! Being with you is more than I can ask for!” I smiled wrapping my arms around him. He did the same but a little tighter than my grip and put light little kisses in my hair. “George. Stop. Your gonna make me kiss you!” I laughed. He rapidly kissed all over my head making us both smile and laugh.

~At The Burrow~

I walked into the room with a tray in my arms to see a groggy George coughing into his blanket. “Hey how are you feeling?” I asked sitting at the end of the bed “Still horrible” he pouted “I brought you some soup. Hopefully it’ll make you feel better” I said grabbing the bowl and feeding some to George. After he finished his soup he held his arms out for me to snuggle with him. I obligated quickly and wrapped my arms around his lower back area. “Thank you” he whispered in my ear “for?” I asked “for taking care of me and being there for me the entire time, your always there for me, that’s why I love you; but since your here with me I should be feeling better in a few days” he smiled kissing my face teasingly “George. Don’t you do it” I giggled. He kissed behind my earlobe which always drove me mad “I hate you” I whimpered “I love you too” he said before attaching our lips together. It was long, passionate, and rough because we weren’t able to kiss for 2 weeks! I gently pulled at the top of his hair earning a moan from him as he wrapped one hand around my waist and the other in my hair keeping a tight grip on me.

I think it would have went further if the door didn’t burst open “Oh… My bad sorry mate!” Fred said awkwardly “Um… (Y/n) Mum said if you can go downstairs and help her out with something?” Fred asked looking at the ground. “Okay, tell her I’ll be right there” I told Fred; Fred zoomed out of the room quickly closing the door behind him. “Sorry Georgie. I’ll see you in a little okay?” I told him giving him a quick peck on the checks. “Okay, we’ll finish this later” he smirked and gave me a wink, I rolled my eyes and laughed as I made my way downstairs to go help Mrs. Weasley.

~3 Days Later~

~George’s POV~

I woke up at 8:00 in the morning feeling fantastic! I turned to my side to tell my girlfriend but she wasn’t there. I sat up in my bed quickly to check if she was in the room but she wasn’t. “(Y/n)?” I asked getting off my bed to check in the restroom but she still wasn’t there. I almost jumped as the door swung open to reveal Mrs. Weasley holding a laundry basket. “Oh Georgie! Your awake how do you feel?” She asked sweetly putting a neat stack of folded clothes onto my bed “I-I feel fine… Have you seen (Y/n)?” I asked starting to get worried now “Yeah, she’s downstairs w-” Mrs. Weasley was about to say why but, stopped when she saw George race out of the room.

~(Y/n)’s POV~

I sat at the table wrapped in a warm and fluffy blanket eating a steaming hot bowl of chicken noodle soup. I almost fell off my seat when I heard a huge thud coming from the other room. The door slammed open and a worried looking George came into the kitchen coming towards me. “M-morning George. How do y-you feel?” I coughed rubbing my nose “Fine, how about you?” He asked sitting in a seat next to me “To be honest. I feel like shit” I said groggily. He hugged me tightly “I’m so sorry. It’s all my fault” he said sadly “N-no it’s not your fault. It’s mine I couldn’t resist you” I laughed trying to cheer him up, he chuckled “Now, it’s my turn to take care of you” he smiled pulling me into his arms and carrying me all the way up to his room where we spent the rest of the day eating soup and snuggling under the covers.

~~Kristian🌙

⚡️Hey! Hope everyone’s having a lovely Labor Day weekend! Plus, I’m sorry about this story I know it’s short and crappy I’m sorry, it’s because I’ve been feeling under the weather too lately!⚡️

The 100 ways to say 'I love you' femslash edition
  • 1. "I always know when you're lying"
  • 2. "You, kids; I can see it"
  • 3. "You just wake up like that, naturally flawless"
  • 4. "It's fun seeing you like this"
  • 5. "I got a bottle of schnapps and half a rhubarb pie; let's see which one makes us sick first"
  • 6. "I just want to make crazy science with you"
  • 7. "It’s a big cliff, you just have to leap"
  • 8. "I think we're gonna be really fast friends"
  • 9. "We have nothing in common... couldn’t be more different"
  • 10. "You don't deserve any of this, so just put it on me and I'll take it"
  • 11. "You might be nuts but what can I say - you're my kind of crazy"
  • 12. "Sorry I'm late. It's nice to see you"
  • 13. "Maybe I'm going to get my heart broken into a million little pieces, but those are just maybes, and you can't live your life according to maybes"
  • 14. "You said it yourself; this is about us"
  • 15. "So what are we gonna do, gorgeous?"
  • 16. "We're kind of friends, huh?"
  • 17. "Maybe we should just marry each other"
  • 18. "I double dare you; kiss me now"
  • 19. "I'm staying here because I wanna stay here"
  • 20. "Before we get started, I just want you to know, if you're a screamer, feel free"
  • 21. "I want us to be friends; would you like that?"
  • 22. "How will I survive without my best friend?"
  • 23. "I’m not afraid of you"
  • 24. "You don't have to hide from anyone anymore"
  • 25. "What the hell, you want some?"
  • 26. "I'd pick you first"
  • 27. "Would you be surprised to learn you’ve been on my mind?"
  • 28. "It is nice to have you. Here. Have you here."
  • 29. "You should come with me"
  • 30. "It was the only way I could think of to save you"
  • 31. "Don't be afraid"
  • 32. "Who can say if I've been changed for the better but because I knew you, I have been changed for good"
  • 33. "Don't forget me"
  • 34. "The geek speak is working, Doctor"
  • 35. "You need my help"
  • 36. "You are physically flawless"
  • 37. "There's someone in particular that's really worried about you"
  • 38. "I heart you"
  • 39. "I’m not going anywhere"
  • 40. "Sophomore year, I used to sit in this back row and secretly watch you. I counted the number of times you’d smile at me, and I’d die on days that you didn’t"
  • 41. "Any guy would be insanely lucky to go out with you"
  • 42. "I'm under your spell"
  • 43. "I’m not gonna stop trying; even if you still wanna kill me"
  • 44. "When I'm with you I feel like I'm a better person"
  • 45. "May we meet again"
  • 46. "A lot of pressure up there"
  • 47. "Thank you for inviting me"
  • 48. "I promised you once I'd help you get your happy ending"
  • 49. "I'm so glad that I met you"
  • 50. "I just want you to be safe"
  • 51. "You're a celestial body"
  • 52. "Prettiest girl I’ve ever met, but you’re a lot more than that"
  • 53. "You are deceptively complex; I do not understand you"
  • 54. "I’ve been waiting out here all night"
  • 55. "How do you say goodbye to the one person who knows you better than anyone else?"
  • 56. "What do you like to do?"
  • 57. "You certainly know how to make a first impression"
  • 58. "I know you're in there; I can see the light's on"
  • 59. "Were we really friends?"
  • 60. "My gift to you is good memories"
  • 61. "No; I'm not leaving without you"
  • 62. "It’s good to see you again"
  • 63. "Where you go, I'm at your side"
  • 64. "Fuck this guy; so many people are gonna love you"
  • 65. "I never meant to let you down"
  • 66. "In 1698 it might as well have been sex"
  • 67. "I’ll kiss your dumb lips"
  • 68. "You’re so special to me"
  • 69. "I know that was you"
  • 70. "Never thought I'd be so happy to see someone in pain"
  • 71. "I’m going with you"
  • 72. "You're not like anyone I've ever met, in any of my many lifetimes"
  • 73. "I choose you; I will always choose you"
  • 74. "The past doesn’t matter anymore, you’re with me now"
  • 75. "I'll say it when you come back"
  • 76. "You can tell me anything"
  • 77. "I just want you to know you're safe with me"
  • 78. "You made it"
  • 79. "I always made you think your feelings for me were totally one-sided, that wasn’t true; those kisses weren’t just for practice"
  • 80. "You deserve the best of everything"
  • 81. "You’re going to hate me forever and that would just break my heart"
  • 82. "You taking something for the pain?"
  • 83. "Always"
  • 84. "I really want you to come... with me"
  • 85. "Well, if you need anything, I'm around"
  • 86. "You do whatever it takes to protect your family"
  • 87. "I release you"
  • 88. "You're still cute"
  • 89. "I need a favor"
  • 90. "I'm not leaving, friends don't do that to one another"
  • 91. "I have a cure for a headache that doesn't involve coffee"
  • 92. "Hey, look, I hugged you there! Did you see how I hugged you?"
  • 93. "Don't make me climb over this stall; I'll do it but I'll be really pissed"
  • 94. "You're my person"
  • 95. "You should have a muffin; they're really good and they help you"
  • 96. "Dance with me"
  • 97. "You deserve it more than anyone; go, let yourself be loved"
  • 98. "You minx"
  • 99. "You've change me and I am not easy to change"
  • And...
  • 100. "I love you"
"ferris bueller's day off" starters
  • "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
  • "If I get caught, I don't graduate."
  • "Well, we've had a bit of bad luck this morning as you may have heard."
  • "This is my ninth sick day this semester. It's pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten, I'm probably going to have to barf up a lung, so I better make this one count."
  • "Twenty bucks says he's in his car right now debating on whether or not to go out."
  • "Excuse me. If whoever was in this house is still in the house, I'd like you to know that I've just called the police. I'd also like to add that I've got my father's gun and a SCORCHING case of herpes."
  • "What a little asshole."
  • "This is ridiculous making me wait around the house for you."
  • "Whatever mileage we put on, we'll take off."
  • "I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it. Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it."
  • "I think I see my dad."
  • "How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?"
  • "I meant, are you in here for drugs?"
  • "Um, he's/she's/they're sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw [name] pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious."
  • "The city looks so peaceful from up here."
  • "The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a deadlock, but, uh... you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms."
  • "Thank you, no. I'm straight."
  • "It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school."
  • "Drugs?"
  • "You fellas have nothing to worry about. I'm a professional."
  • "Anything is peaceful from one thousand, three hundred and fifty-three feet."
  • "So THAT'S how it is in their family..."
  • "You make me get out of bed, you make me come over here."
  • "[Name], you're my hero."
  • "Why can't you let me rot in peace?"
  • "It is his fault he didn't lock the garage."
  • "Les jeux sont faits. Translation; the game is up. Your ass is mine.
  • "Why'd you kick me?"
  • "A; You can never go too far. B; If I'm gonna get busted, it is NOT gonna be by a guy like that."
  • "I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him."
  • "I don't remember him being sick nine times."
  • "You killed the car."
  • "There's someone you should talk to."
  • "We're going to get busted."
  • "[Name], this one's for you."
  • "Okay, [name], can we just let it go, please?"
  • "Go piss up a flagpole."
  • "I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car."
  • "The question isn't 'what are we going to do,' the question is 'what AREN'T we going to do?'"
  • "Never had one lesson!"
  • "If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?"
  • "A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile."
  • "Did you blow him away or somethin'?"
  • "Uh, what country do you think this is?"
  • "You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she's a whore."
  • "Why are you here?"
  • "He's licking the glass and making obscene gestures with his hands."
  • "Who do you love? You love a car!"
  • "Sooner or later, everyone goes to the zoo."
  • "I can't drive when you're yelling at me!"
  • "Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive."
  • "He's gonna marry me."
  • "If you say '[name]', you lose a testicle."
  • "Be a man, take some Pepto-Bismol, get dressed and come on over here, I'm tired of this stuff."
  • "Between grief and nothing... I'll take grief."
  • "I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?"
  • "We'll drive home backwards."
  • "Four thousand restaurants in the downtown area, I pick the one my father goes to."
  • "Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!"
  • "If you're not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend."
  • "Here's where [name] goes berserk."
  • "You just sounded like Dirty Harry just then."
  • "You realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym?"
  • "I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life."
  • "I weep for the future."
  • "Now, I didn't hit you. I lightly slapped you."
  • "Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter."
  • "Pardon my French, but [name] is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his/her/their ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."
  • "Incredible, one of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second."
  • "Look, don't make me participate in your stupid crap if you don't like the way I do it."
  • "Where's your brain?"
  • "You're not dying, you just can't think of anything good to do."
  • "Don't worry about it, I don't even have a piece of shit. I have to envy yours."
  • "The man could squash my nuts into oblivion."
  • "If anyone needs a day off, it's [name]. He/She/They has/have a lot of things to sort out before he graduates. Can't be wound up this tight and go to college, his roommate will kill him/her/them."
  • "You're still here? It's over!"

@workplaces who treat their employees like shit when they call in sick: why!!!! were human!!! were gonna get sick!!! we know it’s an inconvenience but treating us like we killed ten puppies does not inspire loyalty or endear us to your management style!!!

Favourite Lyrics From Badlands
  • Castle: Oh, all of these minutes passing, sick of feeling used; if you wanna break these walls down, you're gonna get bruised
  • Hold Me Down: Hold me down, hold me down, throw me in the deep end, watch me drown; knock me out, knock me out, saying that I want more, this is what I live for
  • New Americana: But he could never love somebody's daughter/ so he vowed to be his husband at the altar.
  • Drive: Your laugh echoes down the highway, carves into my hollow chest, spreads over the emptiness
  • Hurricane: I'm a wanderess, I'm a one night stand; don't belong to no city, don't belong to no man. I'm the violence in the pouring rain, I'm a hurricane
  • Roman Holiday: I imagine the tears in your eyes the very first night I'll sleep without you, and when it happens I'll be miles away and a few months late; didn't know where I was running to but I won't look back
  • Ghost: My ghost, where'd you go? I can't find you in the body sleeping next to me/ what happened to the soul that you used to be?
  • Colors: You're dripping like a saturated sunrise, you're spilling like an overflowing sink; you're ripped at every edge but you're a masterpiece, and now you're tearing through the pages and the ink
  • Strange Love: That's the beauty of a secret- you know you're supposed to keep it; but I don't have to fucking tell you anything, anything
  • Coming Down: Every single night pray the sun'll rise, every single time make a compromise
  • Haunting: We walk as tall as the skyline and we have roots like the trees; but then your eyes start to wander 'cause they weren't looking at me, you weren't looking for me
  • Gasoline: You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being// I think there's a flaw in my code, these voices won't leave me alone
  • Control: I'm well acquainted with villains that live in my bed, they beg me to write them so they'll never die when I'm dead
  • Young God: And I've been sitting at the bottom of a swimming pool for a while now, drowning my thoughts out with sounds// and we'll be flying through the streets with the people underneath and they're running, running, running again
  • I Walk the Line: I keep a close watch on this heart of mine, I keep my eyes wide open all the time
panic! at the disco starters - vices and virtues
  • ❛ another dollar, another day ❜
  • ❛ you're guaranteed to run this town ❜
  • ❛ cold and alone, it suits you well ❜
  • ❛ fate will play us out, with a song of pure romance ❜
  • ❛ oh, kiss me ❜
  • ❛ i may never sleep tonight ❜
  • ❛ you're such a pretty thing ❜
  • ❛ when the world gets too heavy, put it on my back ❜
  • ❛ i could kid myself, in thinking that i'm fine ❜
  • ❛ if you don't let it out, you're gonna let it eat you away ❜
  • ❛ are you saving me? ❜
  • ❛ its the only thing that makes me feel as good as you do ❜
  • ❛ my one regret is you ❜
  • ❛ i plead the fifth ❜
  • ❛ i'm just a white blood cell, fighting like hell for you ❜
  • ❛ you gave up on you, and i gave up on me ❜
  • ❛ i know in my heart, that my head is lying ❜
  • ❛ everything seems to be estranged when you're alone ❜
  • ❛ i got so sick of being on my own ❜
  • ❛ our consciences are always so much heavier than our egos ❜
  • ❛ i'm not a betting man, but this is a sure thing ❜
  • ❛ all that hate is gonna burn you up ❜
12 Stones {Sentence Starters}
  • "The disguise you hide behind won't save you now."
  • "The mask you're wearing is hardly you."
  • "You’ve given me so many things that I've never had."
  • "How can I love if I hate all of you?"
  • "I know that I've been wrong, but I'm begging you!"
  • "I never meant to be your favorite enemy. I didn't want it this way."
  • "How did you get here and when did it start?"
  • "I'm sorry for needing you to carry me."
  • "You say you love me, then burn me again!"
  • "It's safe to say there's gonna be a price to pay."
  • "Won’t you leave me for just one day?"
  • "I don't believe that this world can't be saved."
  • "The lies you're preaching are nothing new."
  • "Is there a cure for your sickness, have you no heart?"
  • "I fell for something beautiful that turned into a lie."
  • "I don’t know where to go from here."
  • "I'm not scared to face this world on my own."
  • "I gave my everything to you, you left me here to die!"
  • "You’re the reason I always give in."
  • "Searching through my reasons to fight the tide again."
  • "Never, never, never, never, never do this again!"
  • "It takes a fight to see who you're supposed to be."
  • "I don't believe men are born to be killers."
  • "You're scared of the truth, I'm tired of the lies."
  • "Everything I thought was you, was a lie."
  • "I haven't heard your voice in quite some time."
  • "I won't bleed for you anymore. I've moved on."
  • "I was never meant to be with you."

anonymous asked:

*approaches Tony from behind and chloroforms and kidnaps him* Steve if you wish to rescue him you're gonna have to come and get him-will you make it in time? >:D

‘’I’m sick of these anons taking my husband away from me!’’

*hears someone approaching* ‘’Steve? Oh please let it be you…’’

*knocks the anon and sidekicks down* ‘’Tony, baby. Please tell me you’re okay.’’

Originally posted by passion-of-arts

‘’Oh, hey, babe.’’ *smiles and waves*

Originally posted by superherofeed

‘’Put the gun down and follow me, Tony.’’

Originally posted by littleclownzz

‘’Always bossy when you’re in Captain mode.’’