you're going to see more of her

Deadpool (2016) Sentence Starters
  • "Shit... did I leave the stove on?"
  • "You're my hero!"
  • "No, no, no, THAT I ain't."
  • "I had another Liam Neeson nightmare."
  • "You know, they made three of those movies. At some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent."
  • "What the SHIT?"
  • "I'm gonna wait out here, okay?"
  • "Fake laughter. Hiding real pain."
  • "I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s."
  • "Yeah, technically, this is murder."
  • "Love is blind, ____."
  • "This shit's gonna have nuts in it."
  • "You're a lovely lady/man, but I'm saving myself for ____."
  • "That's why I brought him/her."
  • "Do you like what you see?"
  • "Your face is the stuff of nightmares."
  • "Like a testicle with teeth."
  • "You will die alone."
  • "You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado."
  • "So, am I suppose to just smile and wave you out the door?"
  • "Think of it like spring cleaning."
  • "Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness."
  • "Finish fucking her the fuck up."
  • "Language, please."
  • "Suck a cock!"
  • "I'd go with you, but... I don't want to."
  • "If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"
  • "Maximum effort."
  • "I'd say that you sound like an infomercial. But not a good one, like Slap Chop, more Shake Weight-y."
  • "Do you want any clothes that are not monochromatic? Have fun at your midnight showing of Blade II."
  • "Listen ___, if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much."
  • "Wanna get fucked up?"
  • "Have you decided what you're gonna say to her?"
  • "Fuck me!"
  • "I don't have time for your goody two-shoes bullshit right now!"
  • "Why such a douche this morning?"
  • "Why don't you do us all a favor and shut the fuck up."
  • "Today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo."
  • "Oh, I wouldn't do that if I were you."
  • "You can't buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes!"
  • "That's the shit emoji. You know the turd with the smiling face and the eyes. I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long."
  • "You're really gonna fuck this up for me?"
  • "You've got something in your teeth."
  • "Do you have an off switch?"
  • "We have everything we need now."
  • "I swear to God, I will find you in the next life and I'm gonna boom-box Careless Whisper outside your window."
  • "Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?"
  • "That was not mean! I'm proud of you!"
  • "I'm gonna need all the guns."
  • "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
  • "Seltzer water and lemon for blood."
  • "It reeks like old lady pants in here."
  • "Your crazy matches my crazy. Big time."
  • "Four or five moments. That's all it takes to become a hero."
Bro, don’t lose her. Don’t let her slip away. I know you’re young and you want to get with as many girls as you can and you want to be single and not have to worry about hurting girls and dealing with all the bullshit, the kind that comes with making a commitment to someone, you wanna be the one every girl wants and the guy that can get every girl. But you have something so good right in front of you, how can you lose that on another girl who’s name you won’t remember in a few weeks? What do those girls do for you? No one else gets you the way she does. When the time comes and you realize how much you had and how much you left it behind, you’re going to want her back and she’ll be gone. She’ll find someone else who makes her so fucking happy that she can’t stop smiling, she’s going to realize he does everything you never did. You’ll watch other guys approach her and give her attention and for the first time in a long time she’ll actually start to take it and flirt back, what the fuck does she have to lose? She’s single, right? You don’t want her anymore, remember? The worst feeling you’ll ever experience, to physically watch her give her time and attention to another guy that’s not you, it’s gonna tear you apart if you don't do something about her. Message her, call her, go see her, the longer you leave it the further she’ll slip away and you're going to regret it. Don’t you dare stand there and watch her drift, she’s worth so much more than that. She’s a fucking keeper man. When you read those quotes you think of her straight away and even though other girls come and go in your life she’s the one you think about the most. Yeah she’s a girl and she has her girl moments where you can’t be fucked with the boring conversations and being a gentleman all the time, but it will pay off when she gives you what you really want; her complete time and attention to you and no other guy. The feeling when she tells you that she wants you right now so bad will make you run to be wherever she is. Go get her. She's not showing it but she misses you and would kill to have you in her arms again and her body next to you. Don’t let her leave and then expect her to come running back because she won’t. She has no idea how you feel because you don’t show it, for all she knows you don’t even think about her anymore. Realize what you have while you still have it because once she’s gone she’s gone forever. She was yours. She's too important to let anyone else have her and she’s too good to lose for one minute of pleasure with someone else. She misses you brother, go get her back.

anonymous asked:

Matty I love you but you're killing me here. 2 truths 1 lie, all the quots, all the hot gifs (where do you even GET them?) My friends and I are dying a slowwww death and loving it... now kill us some more and please give us a snippet of the next chapter. A paragraph. A dialogue. Hell at this point we'll take a sentence. JUST GIVE US SOMETHING. You're THE BEST, hon! *_*

Well, I just sat down to write a while ago, so here it is, for you and your friends. More than a sentence. I hope this happily kills you some more :)

He stood before the bombed remains of her car, his back to her, the jacket of his suit clinging to his muscles as they tightened.

Felicity stood quietly against the tree in plain sight and watched him from behind, wanting to see his reaction, needing to see his reaction.

Because if she was going to gamble with this man, she needed to know her cards.  

She hadn’t spoken to him since that last text she’d sent him. Her phone had been switched off, and she’d made Amara promise to give her a few hours alone to figure things out. But she’d been missing for hours, and she needed to see his reaction. Because if he gave her even a sliver of hope, and even though she really hadn’t figured anything out, she knew she wasn’t going to run away. For once in her life, she wanted to stay.

His back moved as he breathed, his hands clenched beside him as he kept looking at her dead car. The darkness clung to his frame, only the flash of lightning illuminating him brightly for split seconds before leaving him standing alone in the dark again in the graveyard.

Felicity swallowed the pain rising in her chest but didn’t make a move, knowing instinctively that even a tiny motion would make him aware of her.

So, she just kept watching him, waiting for him to do something.

He did.

He touched her car.

Stroked it.

Just once.

But he did.

He did when he thought no one was watching.

He did it when he thought he was completely alone.

Felicity blinked at the stinging in her eyes as she saw his big, rough hand move across the charred remains, the sliver of hope a fragment now. But she knew. She had seen.

And she was going to fight him, fight for him, like he’d fought for her. She was going to gamble. She was going to throw herself off the cliff and hope he would catch her. Because she didn’t see how they could move on if she didn’t. God knew, he wouldn’t take the first step.

Taking a deep breath in, she took that first step forward towards him into the darkness.

  • Aaron: Hiya. Thanks for coming. It's good to see you.
  • Robert: I've hardly slept since Chas told me what I did. I totally messed up.
  • Aaron: Oi, it's fine.
  • Robert: No, it's not. I'm supposed to be helping you out, not causing you more grief. Flipping idiot.
  • Aaron: Well, I can't argue with that.
  • Robert: Maybe I shouldn't have come. I don't want to make things any worse for you and I can see the way these muppets are looking at us.
  • Aaron: Relax. They get a bit mouthy, but that's about it. Anyway, is there any news on the appeal?
  • Robert: The barrister reckons the sentence was way over the top. He thinks he can probably get the sentence reduced.
  • Aaron: Thinks? Probably? There's no point getting my hopes up yet, then, is there?
  • Robert: I'm so sorry, Aaron. That first visit, I was so desperate to see you, I...
  • Aaron: I said it's fine. Robert, none of this is your fault. And anyway, I wouldn't have been able to keep up with the straight act.
  • Robert: All I had to do was keep up the whole cousin routine and I couldn't even manage that. I don't suppose Chas kicking off's made anything any easier.
  • Aaron: Seriously, stop stressing. I can look after myself.
  • Robert: She knows she messed up. She's so scared for you, she won't even go see Sarah.
  • Aaron: Then talk to her and tell her Sarah needs her much more than I do.
  • Robert: Are you sure?
  • Aaron: Yeah, I'm positive. I mean it, she needs to go to Prague, seriously. I can sort myself out.
  • Robert: Right, but if anything happens to you, anything at all, you promise me you're gonna tell me? (Aaron sees Jason blowing him a kiss) Aaron, please.
  • Aaron: Yeah, I promise ya.
  • Robert: Right. If you do get any flak, don't rise to it. If you get in any trouble, it could stuff the appeal.
The Accidental Kiss part 2
  • <p> <b></b> Riley is back at her locker. Maya finds her.<p/><b>Maya:</b> Riley Matthews, what are you doing?<p/><b>Riley:</b> Isn't it obvious? I'm putting my books away.<p/><b>Maya:</b> I meant with Farkle. He's one of your best friends and you won't talk to each other.<p/><b>Riley:</b> About that. I have a plan. I'm going to act like an adult.<p/><b>Maya:</b> You're going to talk to him?<p/><b>Riley:</b> No. I'm going to ignore my problems until it goes away.<p/><b>Maya:</b> (rolls her eyes) That's mature.<p/><b>Riley:</b> I know. Oh, you were being sarcastic, weren't you?<p/><b>Maya:</b> You need to talk to him.<p/><b>Riley:</b> I can't.<p/><b>Maya:</b> Why not?<p/><b>Riley:</b> Because.<p/><b>Maya:</b> I need more.<p/><b></b> Riley looks around to see if anybody else is in the hallway.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Because I have feelings for Farkle and I'm afraid he won't feel the same.<p/><b>Maya:</b> That's it?<p/><b>Riley:</b> What do you mean "that's it"?<p/><b>Maya:</b> Have you seen the way that Farkle looks at you?<p/><b>Riley:</b> No. How does he look at me?<p/><b>Maya:</b> The same way that Matthews looks at mashed potatoes.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Really?<p/><b>Maya:</b> He looks at you like you're his whole universe. Farkle would do anything for you. He even kept Pluto a planet in his room for you.<p/><b>Riley:</b> But why hasn't Farkle wanted to talk to me about the kiss?<p/><b>Maya:</b> He's insecure. He's going through the same thing you are. He probably doesn't think you have feelings for him.<p/><b>Riley:</b> I don't know what to say to him.<p/><b>Maya:</b> Say how you feel.<p/><b>Riley:</b> After school.<p/><b>Maya:</b> No. Now! You will find another excuse if you wait.<p/><b>Riley:</b> You can't make me.<p/><b>Maya:</b> (Smiles) Can't I?<p/><b></b> Riley's face turns pale.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Maya, don't.<p/><b></b> Maya raises her hand.<p/><b>Maya:</b> Ring Power! Now you have to.<p/><b>Riley:</b> One day, I'll get you back for this.<p/><b>Maya:</b> No you won't. Let's find Farkle and the boys.<p/><b></b> They start walking down the hallway when they see Lucas and Zay standing outside the Janitor's closet.<p/><b>Maya:</b> Um, where's Farkle?<p/><b>Zay:</b> He wouldn't talk so we did the next best thing.<p/><b>Maya:</b> And that would be....<p/><b>Lucas:</b> We locked him in this closet.<p/><b>Maya:</b> How is that the next best thing?<p/><b>Zay:</b> It's the only thing we could come up with at the time.<p/><b>Maya:</b> This is my fault.<p/><b>Riley:</b> How?<p/><b>Maya:</b> I trusted these two bozos.<p/><b>Lucas and Zay:</b> Hey!<p/><b>Maya:</b> Riley, go in there and talk to Farkle.<p/><b>Riley:</b> I can't. I don't like small spaces.<p/><b>Maya:</b> Remember you can't break the rules of ring power or there'll be consequences.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> What will happen?<p/><b>Maya:</b> You really want to find out Huckleberry?<p/><b></b> Lucas moves back.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> No.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Fine. I'll go in.<p/><b></b> Riley unlocks the door and walks in. Riley see Farkle and smiles.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Hi.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Hi.<p/><b></b> Riley closes the door. They stare at each other.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I don't know what to say.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Neither do I.<p/><b></b> Outside the closet.<p/><b>Zay:</b> So, what do you think they're talking about?<p/><b></b> Lucas and Maya glare at him.<p/><b></b> Janitor's closet.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Farkle, why can't we talk to each other anymore? We never had a problem before.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I don't know. I guess the kiss change everything.<p/><b>Riley:</b> But why? Why should we let it affect us?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> We shouldn't.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Good, because I really need to talk to my best friend.<p/><b></b> Farkle smiles.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> What do you want to talk about?<p/><b>Riley:</b> The kiss.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Oh.<p/><b></b> To be continued...<p/></p>
  • Yang: I'm telling you Blake! I SAW IT! An actual fucking RAPTOR!
  • Blake: Sigh, Yang, babe. Aside from that being impossible do to the fact that Raptors have been extinct for millions of years, it the middle of winter. The raptor would be in hibernation or would die from the cold.
  • Yang: But
  • Blake: Nope. No more about this raptor Now get ready. I'm only wearing this dress for our date because you can't stop drooling over me in.
  • Yang: *Smirk.* Can you blame me? Its not everything day I get to see my goddess in a dress that goes so will with her booty.
  • Blake: When till we get back and you'll see what I have underneath.
  • Yang: God I love you.
  • ~Later~
  • Blake: I'm going to get us some funnel-cake, okay?
  • Yang: Aw yeah! You're the best, Blakely. I love you! *kiss*
  • Blake: Hehe, Love you too. *Blake walks to the street vendor.* Excuse me, Can I get some... Funnel...
  • Rex: *In front of Blake in the vendor stand was a Raptor wearing a small paper hat staring at her as she stared back in shock.* ...
  • Blake: ...
  • Rex: ...
  • Blake: ...
  • Rex: ... *Slides a funnel-cake to Blake.*
  • Blake: ... Th-thank you...*slowly takes the funnel-cake, pays for it, and walks back to Yang.*
  • Yang: Ooooh it looks so good thank you Blake... Uh, You okay Blakey? *Yang asked seeing the confused mixed with shock look on her girlfriend.*
  • Blake: I... I think I... Nevermind you won't bel-
  • Raven: HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE YOU OVERGROWN LIZARD!? *Blake and Yang heard, both turning around to find Raven angerly pointing at Rex.*
  • Blake: ...
  • Yang: ... I FUCK'IN TOLD YOU!

pips69  asked:

Thank you for answering! And ooh split northern lords will be interesting to see in the next book~ Also in the books, Do you think Tywin ever considered it might be dangerous for Cersei to marry & have children with a different man? What if she did and the child was born with dark hair? Wouldn't that make the people even more likely to see her children as bastards considering so many in Robert's family have dark hair/blue eyes? You'd think he'd want to marry her to a blond man, just in case.

I don’t think it works that way? Sure, the Baratheons have Super Dominant Fantasy Genes. But not all dark-haired people in Westeros have the Baratheons’ Super Genes. For example, Jeyne Marbrand is shown to have dark hair in official artwork, but all of her children were Lannister blond. And there’s an awful lot of blond Hills running around Terros too. And Rohanne Webber was a redhead, but it seems her children were all blond. So the Lannisters must have some Strong Fantasy Genes as well.

So if Cersei had a child by, say, dark-haired Willas Tyrell, it might be blond or it might be dark-haired. If it’s blond, then the Lannisters can hold it up as “proof” that Cersei’s children are all legitimate. If the new baby is a brunette, then it just becomes the child Tyrion theorized about, the “odd man out” of Lannister phenotypes. After the birth of a brunette child, people might simply conclude that Cersei’s kids have a 75% chance of coming out blond, 25% chance of other hair colors. 

Hair color alone wasn’t enough to prove Cersei’s adultery; there were other factors that led Ned (and Jon Arryn, and others) to discover her treasons

But all this talk about Lannister phenotypes is moot, because the horse has already left the barn. When Tywin says, “You will marry and you will breed. Every child you birth makes Stannis more a liar,” he’s delusional. Almost everyone in Westeros suspects that Joffrey, Myrcella, and Tommen are bastards. I think Tywin is the only man on Terros who won’t admit this to himself, like, I am firmly in the camp that Tywin has willed himself into believing that his grandchildren are legit, and he absolutely refuses to even see all the evidence to the contrary. But Tywin has blinders on about a lot of things, and there’s nothing Cersei can do to change public opinion at this point. I mean, they’re literally screaming about the Lannisters’ illegitimate claim from Dorne to the Wall. 

So, Tywin’s marriage plan is illogical, but I don’t think it’s illogical because of the potential for dark-haired children. It’s illogical because it places an impossible burden on Cersei; it’s impossible to convince everyone that Stannis is a liar at this point, regardless of the hair color of Cersei’s fourth child. 

At best, we might euphemistically describe Tywin’s plans for Cersei as wishful thinking on his part as he plots to get Cersei out of the way (because Tywin is a misogynist), but this “you will breed” idea of his is like using a teacup to bail water on the Titanic. “No matter what we do, House Lannister will founder. It’s a mathematical certainty.” 

Stiles Stilinski Imagine - Don't Go Anywhere Near Her. Stay Away From Him. This Is So Wrong, You're My Best Mate’s Sister!

Pairing: Stiles Stilinski x Reader (Scott McCall’s sister)
Word Count: 1495
Prompts: 40. “Don’t go anywhere near her.” 41. “Stay away from him.” and 120. “This is so wrong, you’re my best mate’s sister!
Blurb: Stiles has been possessed by the Nogitsune, but Scott has decided not to tell his sister who just so happens to be seeing Stiles behind his back. Scott is not happy when he finds that out. 
Author’s Note: I will be updating more frequently because school is over for the term!

MASTERLIST


Being Scott McCall’s sister definitely wasn’t easy. You and Scott were very close, closer than most siblings, especially considering the circumstances of his werewolf life. You needed to stay close and tell each other everything so that you could help each other in everyday situations and also in life and death situations. Scott told you everything, and you tried to tell him everything, but there were just some things a girl couldn’t tell her brother. Personal things, things he just didn’t need to know. Things like the fact that you were seeing his best friend behind his back.

You knew this was very bad. You could’ve been anyone else’s sister, but no you had to be his best friends sister a factor that could ruin their friendship. Their friendship which was so strong. This was exactly why you were doing it behind everyone’s backs, so no one would get hurt. This was until they eventually found out.

Stiles had just come out of Eichen House and you were, of course, ecstatic to be able to be with him again. However, he had befriended Malia Tat while he was in there, Malia the werecoyote. And everyone thought that him and Malia were a thing, well nearly everyone. Everyone who didn’t think him and Malia were together, thought there was something between him and Lydia. Either way, no one suspected you and Stiles.

You couldn’t help but get a little suspicious about him and Malia, but he promised nothing happened and you trusted him and both of you got on with your lives. You trusted him and he promised he wasn’t lying about Malia, but there was something else he was hiding from you.

Although Scott told you everything, there were some things Scott tried to keep away from you, especially the supernatural things. This was why you had no idea that Stiles was being possessed by a demon. Scott didn’t feel the need to let you know, so you were left to think that Stiles was his usual self and that is what he showed.

It was late at night l and Stiles was his normal self who decided to go see you. He knew it probably wasn’t safe to be too close to you at this time, but he couldn’t help himself, he loved you. You heard a knock at your door and let Stiles in, thankful that Scott was away and your mum was working at the Hospital. You guys went to your room and you shut your door.

“I missed you.” You whispered as you both laid in bed, too tired to do anything else.

“I saw you earlier today.” Stiles laughed and you smiled back.

“I know, but like, just in general, when you left for Eichen House and stuff.” You explained making Stiles smile and push a strand of your hair behind your ear.

“I missed you too.” He whispered leaning in to kiss you. You kissed back and sat up slightly to make it easier to kiss.

“This is so wrong, you’re my best mate’s sister!” Stiles whispered, pulling away for a second. You pulled him back in before replying.

“We’ve been doing it for so long, what made you realise it was wrong now?” You giggled as you both pulled away.

“I know, it’s just we are lying to him and the rest of our friends.” He explained, still close to your face.

“I know,” you started playing with his fingers in his lap, “we can tell them if you want.” You suggested. Stiles thought for a second before replying.

“No.” He shrugged giving you a goofy smile that you loved. You smiled back and continued kissing. Before you knew it both of your tops were off and it was turning into a very heated make-out session.

As you heard your door open, you cursed yourself for not paying attention to background noises.

“Y/N, I need to tell you something-” Scott paused as he saw the position you and Stiles were in. “What the fuck?” He asked as you and Stiles finally pulled away.

“Scott, what are you doing home?” You asked awkwardly, not really knowing what to say. He raised an eyebrow at you as you all knew that was a dumb question.

Scott growled under his breath and ran towards Stiles, holding him up by his collar.

“Scott! Don’t be ridiculous.” You exclaimed grabbing his arm.

“What do you think you’re doing?” He snarled at Stiles.

“Stay away from him.” You cried out making Scott relax slightly.

“What are you doing?” Scott asked again making you squeeze his arm to make him let go.

“Scott, we aren’t children anymore, we can do whatever we want.” You tried to reason with him.

“Why didn’t you tell me?” He growled, still staring at Stiles. Stiles being too scared to reply left you to do all the talking.

“Because I knew you would react like this.” You explained.

“Stay away from her, Stiles.” Scott continued to growl making Stiles furiously nod.

“Scott, this is your best friend you are talking to, you can trust him.” You said, confused by the way Scott was asking. Scott finally broke his gaze from Stiles and looked at you before storming out of the room. Scott knew Stiles could help being possessed by the Nogitsune, but still felt anger towards him for keeping such a secret from him.

“I’m sorry Stiles, I knew he would act like this and this is why I didn’t want to tell him.” You sighed as you and Stiles laid back down in bed. It was very late and you were both very tired.

“It’s not your fault.” Stiles smiled at you.

“Are we going to continue seeing each other?” You asked hesitantly. You wanted to keep the relationship going and wished the feeling was mutual.

“Of course,” Stiles replied obviously. “I mean only if you want to.” He continued.

“I want to.” You whispered as you two smiled. “Can we go to sleep? It has been a long night.” You yawned and Stiles chuckled before agreeing. You lay in bed, holding tightly onto each other, not knowing exactly what was coming.

After this night, Scott hadn’t said anything about your relationship with Stiles. He would have accepted it if Stiles was not possessed. So he let you date, not wanting you to know what was really happening to Stiles, however, he still acted grumpy whenever he saw you two together.

A few days later Nogitsune Stiles was trapped in your house, unknown to you. Scott had still not felt the need to tell you about Stiles’ situation. The Nogitsune was tied up and his mouth was taped shut. He had taunted Melissa and decided to now taunt Scott. He felt it easiest to do this by mentioning you.

“So how’s Y/N going? Does she miss Stiles?” The Nogitsune asked. Scott decided not to reply, not wanting to give him what he wanted. “Oh, you haven’t told her about this have you?” The Nogitsune realised. “Well, she means a lot to Stiles, in case you were wondering. Stiles better be careful about what he says and does in order to keep her safe.”

“Don’t go anywhere near her.” Scott seethed at the Nogitsune. The Nogitsune only smirked as Scott walked away knowing deep down that his best friend and sister were in love.

You were fortunate enough to not have encountered Stiles possessed by the demon, but you were unlucky when the Nogitsune who now looked like Stiles, kidnapped you. You were trapped in the camp and you were hoping you would come out alive.

Your prayers were answered when you heard Scott who was with Stiles, the real Stiles. You breathed a sigh of relief as Stiles ran up to you. He wiped away the tears that had run down your cheeks.

“I’m so sorry.” He apologised, biting his lip.

“It’s not your fault.” You reassured him, smiling. He smiled back before Scott ruined your moment.

“Guys, come on we have to go.” He demanded as Stiles grabbed onto your hand and ran after Scott.

A few days after Allison’s death, everyone was gathered at your house. Everyone was still extremely upset over her death and you were talking about her and all the memories you shared.

After a particular memory was said, you started crying and Stiles who was sitting next to you grabbed your hand. You looked at him, he wasn’t meant to do this in front of the others. He quickly realised and snatched his hand away from yours, running it through his hair.

“Sorry, I thought you had something on your hand.” He said slowly, cringing at his choice of words. Thankfully, the pack didn’t take too much notice of it, however, Scott was left to roll his eyes at his awkward best friend. After all the bad things that had just happened, maybe you two dating wasn’t such a bad thing.

Baby Girl You're Just My Type (Seventeen Preference)
  • S.Coups/Seungcheol: Definitely someone girly; he's the tough, man's man, and he'd need a very feminine partner to contrast that. He seems like an ass man to me, so someone who is very bootylicious and likes to show off their ass/doesn't mind having it grabbed. He'd also probably be into a girl who is quieter or who doesn't feel pressure to talk a lot so that he can be the one to do the talking, and so that he can feel listened to, and so that the two of you can just sit in comfortable silence when you feel like it. He would love the type of girl who can wear heels all the time and not feel overdressed, but also rocks a messy bun and flannel. His type all around would be the "girl next door" to the extreme, but in a good way.
  • Jeonghan: He would like a softer type of girl. Being someone who doesn't conform to gender norms himself, he would never be opposed to dating a tomboy or someone who often bounces between ultra feminine and masculine. He just wants someone who would be easy on the eyes - someone that everyone could look at an agree is absolutely beautiful, just like him. It would also have to be someone with amazing hair, so that you could be a stand out hair power couple. As personality goes, he would enjoy who is very cute without trying. Maybe they're awkward or clumsy but this turns out very cute and he enjoys those moments to the maximum even if you get embarrassed, just for the cuteness. He would also like someone shorter than him so that he can lay his head on top of you during hugs, and he can cover you completely when spooning.
  • Joshua/Jisoo: He would want someone opposite of him. He's all shyness and blushes and giggles, so he'd need someone who's confidence and certainty and standing tall. He would love the contrast you make against him and the confidence you give him when you're together. He also loves that when he gets shy or embarrassed he can bury his face into your shoulder or hair and you'll be the one laughing with a brave face because you enjoy how cute he's being. He'd also want someone very cuddly. Because he seeks physical comfort, and he would want his partner to be very okay with that happening when he needs it. And although he might not always be completely okay with showing PDA because of how shy he is, his ideal type would also know how to use words to calm him down and make him feel good because you would be smart and linguistic like that.
  • Jun: As predictable as it sounds, Jun would like a bad girl. But not just a "bad girl", a genuinely bad, doesn't give a fuck, bad attitude kind of girl. The kind of girl that the rest of the boys and Pledis would hate and probably ask him to stop seeing. Mostly because he would like the thrill. This is the kid who 9/10 legitimately thinks he's a vampire, so if he found a girl who smoked and had dozens of piercings and tattoos and swore more than his little ears could handle, he would want to hold onto you forever. Eventually he would find out you have a whole other side, a softer side, and this would just make him melt, and then you'd never get rid of him. Because as much as fishnets and barbells are appealing, actual emotions are like the jackpot here. And he would follow you around like a lost puppy, hanging on your every word, waiting for your next move, wanting to see just how bad you could get. You just might get sick of him. But he would be a lovesick puppy because being with a bad girl is the closest he's ever really come to living on the edge.
  • Hoshi/Soonyoung: Hoshi would need someone versatile. He can go from literal puppy to walking sex monument in two seconds flat, and he needs someone who can embrace his many sides and roll with them. I can also see him falling for a plus-sized girl. Saying that he enjoys the curves more and that your gorgeous body is part of what captured his attention when the two of you first met. He'd want a girl who is very good at taking care of herself, but can also take care of him when he needs it. He can work long hours and dissolves into a child-like state, and he needs somebody there to pick up the pieces and put him back together at the end of a hard day. He might also like a girl that he has to bring out of her shell a little. Maybe you're more shy around others, around the boys, and from time to time he has to help you loosen up and he loves that about you. He loves the challenge, and he loves the reward of when he finally gets to see the same you in public that he does in private.
  • Wonwoo: He would go for one of two types of girls - he would either date the ultimate goth girl and live out his emo dreams, or he would date the softest, girliest hipster/kawaii girl and defy everyone's expectations. If he dated a goth girl, they would match perfectly in your emo appearance and attitude, and your occasional slips of undeniable cuteness and happiness. Black is the perfect color that goes with everything, so he would love seeing his girlfriend dressed in it every single day, and would delight in finding black lipstick stains on his skin and even items of his clothing. He would also love that he would get to see the cutesy and caring side of you that people never expected when they saw your harsh appearance, and he would always be right their defending you if people judged you too harshly. If he dated a super soft kawaii girl, it would a lot like the cinnamon roll meme. It appears that he could kill you, but he is, in fact, a giant cinnamon roll, and he is protecting you, a perfect cinnamon roll, too good for this earth, too pure. That's what he believes and that's what he upholds. He doesn't let anyone come near you, look at you the wrong way; he doesn't even let anyone speak badly about you when you're not around. You would be his one weakness, and he would both love and hate that about being with you.
  • Woozi/Jihoon: His ideal type is definitely someone who appreciates music. Someone who can listen to his work and it's afraid to give him critical feedback about it, but also isn't afraid to tell him when it's perfect. He wouldn't mind dating someone taller than him. He might even enjoy dating someone taller than him, but continuously claim that it's just a coincidence (I mean he is only 5.3") when in reality he enjoys the bear hugs and feeling so safe all wrapped up in you. He's the type of guy to feel confident and secure enough that he doesn't need to be taller than his girlfriend. He would also want a to date a girl that he finds genuinely interesting. Whether this be because you're into the arts, or because you're athletic, he'd find something about you and then from there, he would want to learn everything about you. He'd study you like it was his job. He also might prefer a girl with coloured/pastel hair so that you could match and be ultra cute together.
  • DK/Seokmin: DK would want to date a sporty girl. He would love everything about you from the fact that you always wear ponytails to your muscle tone to your yoga pants (probably especially the yoga pants). He would watch you jogging by one day and be hooked. He'd want to know your name, everything about you, and the fact that you might not be much of a talker only baited him so much more. He would love dancing with you and trying out all the sports that you're into, even if he sucks at them. And in the rare moments that he could get you to open up, that he could get into your mind instead of the physical aspect of your being, he would feel so rewarded he would be over the moon. He would also love the times that you dressed up. Seeing you all the time in sportswear, you always looked amazing no matter what, but when you dressed up, it always shocked and amazed him, and reminded him that he was so lucky to have you.
  • Mingyu: He would probably like a really quiet, shy girl. As cheesy as it is, he would be the type of guy to dream about finding the introverted girl and sweeping her off her feet. He would probably think it's so romantic and dreamy to pick up a girl at a coffee shop or a book store and all the other boys would make fun of him because deep down he's just a sucker for John Green and Twilight. He would want to find a girl who would blush whenever you looked at him and giggle at all his jokes and used her hair to hide her face out of shyness. He'd be a sucker for a girl who had sweater paws and stared at her shoes and spent a lot of time reading or writing and liked watching old movies. He'd get weak in the knees for a girl like that.
  • The8/Minghao: I can't really pin down his ideal type. He is a puppy, but at the same time he's very mature, so I feel that he'd be very versatile when it came to girl. He mostly would probably wouldn't care what his girlfriend looked like because he believes that all girls are beautiful in their own way. But if he fell for someone, he would fall hard and fast. You would sweep him off his feet, probably within days, and he wouldn't know what hit him. He might even think he was getting the flu with how lovesick he was feeling. He wouldn't be able to get you off his mind and he would come to the undeniable conclusion - you had captured his heart. You were his ideal type.
  • Seungkwan: He'd want someone sassy. He is the king of sass, and he'd want someone who could at least try and compete with him and his sassy antics. This also means you would have to have a very good sense of humor, because even though he can be very serious, he loves his jokes. He would also need someone to help keep him calm, because he gets very tense and aggravated (especially when asked to do aegyo) and he'd need someone who knows how to calm him with words and simple touches. I also think he'd want his girlfriend to be stylish. Because, let's be honest, out of all the boys I think he'd be the one to most pay attention to what his girlfriend is wearing. So if his girlfriend has a very defined sense of self style and image, he would be very proud to be around her and show her off to everyone.
  • Vernon/Hansol: I feel like he would actually go after a very nerdy girl. On stage he's all "$wag $wag money" but he's actually just a huge dork, so I feel like a nerdy girl would be the perfect match for him. Someone who would watch anime with him and obnoxiously scream the themes, someone who would poke fun at him and not mind being mocked as well. He probably also thinks that glasses are hot, so he would embrace that in a girl. He's got plenty of confidence, he's maybe even a little cocky, so he needs someone who will knock him down a few notches and remember to keep him level headed. He would love someone who's really smart, who can teach him things, someone who's very energetic like himself, very enthusiastic about life. I also feel like he'd be very into just sitting and listening to you talk for hours about what your passionate about - whether it's TV shows, or the book you're reading, or stars - he'd just want to listen because it would give him peace and it would give him a chance to learn more about you.
  • Dino/Chan: He's the little maknae (which nobody will ever forget) so he needs somebody who will balance him. Somebody who can be funny and immature with him when the time is right, but also somebody who can be serious and talk about serious things when he needs that. I also feel that he's still uncertain - he's still young and shaping his confidence, so he needs someone who's not afraid to shower him with compliments to help him boost his confidence over time. He would also need to date someone who shares his interests (dancing, music) but can also introduce him to new ones that you can explore together and use to bond. Overall he needs someone stable. He wouldn't do well at all with someone playing with his feelings, he needs someone to be straight with him (where some of the older boys might like "the chase"). Dino would probably also like someone very girly who wears skirts and has longer hair.
  • AN: yeah so this is the obvious thing so post under kpop, right? sorry if it's kind of all over the place, i tried. i also tried to make it a little more unique than other ones i've seen and i genuinely tried to imagine what each of the boys types are. pls lemme know what you think! <3
Lucas/Maya One Shot...Kinda
  • Setting: Outside Topanga's. Lucas enters store, sees Josh with mystery girl in booth, talking close and laughing together, backs to the door. Lucas turns around and stops Maya short in her tracks:
  • Lucas(dodging and blocking her as she tries to look/get past him): Hey! Hey. Hey Hi. How are you?
  • Maya (Confused, annoyed): I’m…fine? I’ll be better once I get my smoothie though, so if you’ll just kindly move out of my way-
  • Lucas (Physically blocking her again, coaxing her like a child): -Orrrr maybe we could go get ice cream. You like ice cream, right? Yea? Come on, you know you do….mint chip? Chocolate? Strawberry with fudge? Isn't that your favorite? Great so let’s go then-
  • Maya(Increasingly annoyed): No-get off me Huckleberry I don’t want ice cream, I want a smoothie. “Lets go get a smoothie” means let’s get a smoothie not let’s get to the place where they sell the smoothies then decide to go get ice cream.
  • : Gives him strange look as she passes:
  • You are SUCH a freak sometimes…
  • Lucas(to himself): Nobody ever listens to the freak.
  • : Lucas follows Maya inside
  • Maya (Has spotted Josh, stopped short): Oh. So that’s why you didn’t want me to come in.
  • : Maya turns and walks back outside, Lucas follows:
  • Lucas: Maya, I…
  • Maya (Shaking her head): You know what? It’s fine.. We said the long game, didn’t we? We never said right now. If he want’s to…talk with someone else then that’s just part of the deal we made. It doesn’t mean anything changes between us, right?
  • Lucas: I-I don't know...
  • Maya (tearing up, desperately): No I’m right Lucas, say I’m right... You’re Mr. Moral Compass you know the difference between right and wrong, tell me that it’s fine he’s in there with some other girl and that it doesn’t change anything.
  • Lucas (Beat): …Okay. It doesn’t change anything then.
  • Maya (Wiping tears, fake chuckling): Great. So…How about ice cream?
  • Lucas (Looking back into Topanga's): Sure. Good idea. Just… give me a sec, OK?
  • Maya: You’re not gonna try and be a hero are you, cowboy? Because he’s obviously…busy and I don’t need to go bothering him-
  • Lucas: -I just need to use the little boys room, is that allowed?
  • Maya: …Oh. Ok. Gross.
  • : Maya exits up stairs:
  • : Lucas enters, taps shoulder of Josh:
  • Josh: …Lucas? Uh, hi, whats up man, how’s it going-
  • Lucas: -How could you do this?
  • Josh: Do what?
  • Lucas(gesturing at Josh and girl): This, how could you possibly do this to Maya?
  • Josh(Gesturing towards girl): Dude!
  • : Josh gets up and pulls Lucas aside:
  • Maya and I had an understanding-
  • Lucas: Yea? Did your understanding include her coming in here to see you sitting with another girl, again, and then go running out of here crying...AGAIN?
  • Josh: I...I didn’t know she would be here-
  • Lucas: -You didn’t know she would show up at a place she goes almost every day after school?
  • Josh: Well I didn’t think-
  • Lucas: -You didn't think.
  • Josh: Ok hey, wait a second, that's not very fair. I TOLD Maya she should focus on the now, that we both needed to live our lives.
  • Lucas: Do you think that makes any kind of difference when she walks in here and sees something like this?
  • Josh: It wasn’t like I was trying to hurt her. It was an honest mistake-but you know, Mr. Western Hero, you sure are getting pretty heated about something that isn't really your concern.
  • : Maya enters, standing watching, Lucas and Josh don't notice:
  • Lucas: Except it does concern me. Because I care about Maya…a LOT. She's one of my best friends and the most selfless person I know. She would do anything to make the people she loves happy and she deserves someone who can give that back to her.
  • Josh: I want to see her happy.
  • Lucas: Do you? Cause if I were you I would-
  • Josh: But you're not me.
  • Lucas: Nope. I'm not.
  • : Stares at ground, long beat, thinking/hesitating, launches into speech:
  • Do you even see the real her? Or really know her at all? How unbelievably beautiful, creative, and funny she is? Not to mention brave? Do you? Because if you don’t Josh? Walk away. Walk away now. Maya doesn’t need any more reasons to feel broken. And she definitely doesn’t need to get caught up in waiting around for some guy who isn’t going to take her feelings seriously. She needs someone who is going to appreciate how special she is.
  • Josh: And who is that someone supposed to be? You, Lucas? That person is supposed to be you?
  • Lucas: I didn’t say that-
  • Josh: -You CHOSE Riley. Not Maya. Riley. Or do you not remember that?
  • Lucas: Of course I remember, but that doesn’t mean-
  • Josh: -That you don’t like her?
  • Lucas: This isn’t about me this is about Maya-
  • Josh: -Oh no I think this is definitely about you too, man. You still like her…You still like her a lot.
  • : Lucas stares at Josh, they don’t break gaze:
  • Lucas (Gets serious, close to Joshs face, quietly and fiercely): All I know, is that if I see her cry over you one more time, I might have to ruin the reputation I’ve worked so hard to get around here. And I’d rather not do that. So how about you just do whatever it takes to fix this and save us all the trouble.
  • : Josh looks past Lucas, sees Maya. Lucas catches his gaze, turns around to see Maya there:
  • Maya: Lucas…I-
  • : Lucas gives one last glare at Josh, storms out past Maya. Maya stares in disbelief for a second, then follows him out:
  • Maya: Lucas!
  • : Lucas turns around on the stairs:
  • Maya: ….Thank you? What you said, I mean, I didn't think you-
  • Lucas(Shrugging): Don't mention it. It was nothing.
  • : Lucas exits:
  • Maya(to herself, confused): It was definitely something.
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Forbidden Love Sentence Starters
  • "We very nearly got caught then."
  • "I think we should meet up less, people are starting to get suspicious."
  • "If anyone asks, you're my cousin."
  • "I wish we didn't have to meet at night, but my goodness you look so beautiful by the moonlight."
  • "There is no pretending any more. I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there's a life after that, I'll love you then."
  • "Just for tonight let's pretend we're not who we are."
  • "I can't help myself, the forbidden fruit is always the sweetest."
  • "What do you mean I'm not allowed to love you?"
  • "I don't know what I'm going to do, I can't see myself with anyone else."
  • "I don't want to marry him/her/them!"
  • "I've began to love this place, our little spot."
  • "What do you think people would say if they knew about us?"
  • "They know."
  • "Perhaps we should quit while we're ahead."
  • "Flirting with you has been fun but I'm worried we might be in too deep."
  • "I can't fall in love with you, I just can't!"
  • "We were doomed from the start, we've been fighting a losing battle."
  • "I just don't care any more. I love you, and I don't care who knows."
  • "If you think you can stand living with me, looking but not touching, you're welcome to try."
  • "No matter what happens, I'll always be there for you, even if we can't be together."
Too many? Prelude
  • Lucy: Please?
  • Natsu: No.
  • Lucy: Oh come on, please?
  • Natsu: No.
  • Lucy: It's just one more.
  • Natsu: *huff*
  • Lucy: Am I really having to convince -you- to come to bed *pout*
  • Natsu: You're the devil.
  • Lucy: Seeing how good you are with the kids, it's such a turn on. So manly.
  • Natsu: ...
  • Lucy: And sexy.
  • Natsu: *cough* really?
  • Lucy: Definitely.
  • Inner Lucy: too easy... >:D
Daddy to the rescue 🍯🐻
  • Me: *not feeling little at all today and is watching tv*
  • Daddy: *browsing through the Internet looking at how to be a better daddy*
  • Daddy: *goes into the bedroom and gets something then comes back and turns the tv off*
  • Me: hey, I was watching that!
  • Daddy: *pulls out my favorite book from behind his back* well little girl I want you to use your big words and read to daddy.
  • Me: I don't really want too...
  • Daddy: *in his daddy voice* that wasn't a question babygirl.
  • Me: *wiggles* o-oh. Well I guess I can try.
  • Me: *sits on daddy's lap and opens to page one and begins to read*
  • Daddy: *at the end of the book, he smiles and pats me on the head* that was a very good job pumpkin daddy is very proud of you!
  • Me: *deep into little space and beings to purr and move into his hand* aww thank you daddy!!!
  • Daddy: now does my sweet little one want to go and buy some dinner and then come home and watch Winnie the Pooh while we eat and I'll rub her back and spend all night with her?
  • Me: *softly* d-does daddy want too?
  • Daddy: *excitedly* yes daddy does! I can't wait to see what pooh does next! And I think they should work on making more movies about him I need more Winnie the Pooh in my life... *boops my nose* oh wait I already do! *starts to sing* I have my Liddy the pooh. Liddy the pooh. Chubby little cubby all fluff with stuff. You're MYYY Liddy the pooh!
  • Me: 😍😍😍😍
  • I really do have the best daddy in the world! 💕
Lily Evans Do You Love Me?!
  • First year
  • James: *stands up on the table* LILY EVENS!
  • *Everyone looks to see what he's yelling about.
  • Lily: Oh god.
  • James: I HEREBY DECLARE THAT BY OUR SEVENTH YEAR I WILL MAKE YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH ME.
  • Lily: *covering face* Stop you're embarrassing me.
  • James: OTHERWISE I WILL DIE OF SHAME RIGHT HERE IN THE GREAT HALL!
  • Lily: I already did that.
  • Mcgonagall: JAMES POTTER GET OFF THE TABLE!
  • Second year
  • James: LILY EVANS! *climbs onto the table during lunch*
  • Lily: Potter don't you dare!
  • James: IT HAS BEEN A FULL YEAR AND I AM ASKING YOU NOW. ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH ME YET?
  • *everyone looks at Lily snickering*
  • Lily: NO YOU BUMBLING IDIOT!
  • James: I REPEAT YOU WILL LOVE ME BY OUR SEVENTH YEAR!
  • Lily: Let's go to the library Severus.
  • Severus: Um, okay.
  • James: YOU'LL SEE. WATCH SEVERUS I WILL STEAL HER FROM YOU!
  • McGonagall: Potter, please would you descend from the table.
  • Third year
  • James: *kicks a glass into Remus' lap* PEOPLE OF HOGWARTS. I STAND BEFORE YOU TODAY-
  • Lily: Oh lord not again.
  • James: TO ASK ONCE MORE-
  • Lily: Remus do something please
  • Remus: *whispers tugging on James robes* James please-
  • James: QUIET REMUS. TO ASK ONCE MORE IF YOU, LILY EVANS, LOVE ME YET?
  • Remus: Please Prongs-
  • Lily: *standing up from the table* No Potter! I don't! I despise you! You're a bully and an idiot! *she storms out with Severus following closely behind smiling broadly*
  • Sirius: ...Haha Prongs.
  • James: Shut up, Padfoot.
  • McGonagall: Detention Mr.Potter.
  • Year four
  • James: *approaches Lily, bows deeply then proceeds to get onto the table and stand in her potatoes*
  • Lily: *glares at him* Must you really?
  • James: ATTENTION TEACHERS AND STUDENTS OF HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY.
  • Mcgonagall: I'm gonna go ahead and write you a week of detention.
  • James: I STAND BEFORE YOU TODAY TO ASK YOU ALL TO WITNESS THE MAGNIFICENT TRANSFORMATION IN ME AND LILY EVANS RELATIONSHIP.
  • Lily: There isn't one.
  • James: LILY EVANS ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH ME YET?
  • Sirius: *chanting rhythmically* Say yes, say yes, say yes, say yes.
  • Lily: No. I am not.
  • Severus: Come on Lily, we can go study potions. *they leave*
  • James: She will love me, Wormtail don't look at me like that.
  • Peter: Okay what ever you say.
  • Remus: Get off the table, Prongs.
  • Year Five
  • Remus: I know what you're thinking.
  • James: Yep.
  • Remus: Must you really?
  • James: Yep.
  • First year: *to Peter excitedly* What is it what is he going to do?
  • Peter: You'll see.
  • Sirius: Prongs you know we only dared you to do it our first year.
  • James: Yep.
  • Peter: And you don't have to do it again.
  • James: Yep.
  • Remus: *sighs* get it over with.
  • James: *leaps onto table kicking food everywhere* LILYEVANSDOYOULOVEME?!?!?!
  • LILY: *doesn't look up from her writing* Nope
  • James: *climbs down* I have two years.
  • Lily: Here's your detention slip.
  • Sixth year
  • James: Today's the day I can feel it.
  • Sirius: Is it already?
  • Remus: ...
  • James: *disappears under cloak* I'll wait for her to enter the room. *knocks over a goblet as he stands on the table*
  • Lily: Hello, Remus. Wheres Potter.
  • Remus: He says he feels something. *Sirius and Peter giggle*
  • Lily: Oh, so he's sick.
  • Remus: You could say that. *Sirius and Peter giggle louder*
  • Lily: Well then. *She sits opposite of Remus and reaches for some food but hits something she can't see*
  • James: LILY EVANS.
  • REMUS: *to himself* Perfect timing.
  • James: *throws cloak off* I MUST KNOW HOW DEEPLY AND TRULY YOU LOVE ME! DON'T BE AFRAID TO ANNOUNCE IT! WE ALL KNOW YOU LOVE ME!
  • Lily: Your fly is down.
  • James: ...
  • Remus: ...
  • Peter: ...
  • Sirius: ...
  • Lily: *stands up and leaves with a piece of toast*
  • James: WAIT IS THAT A DENIAL OR CONFESSION! EVANS WAIT! YOU SMELL NICE! DOES THAT CHANGE ANYTHING?
  • McGonagall: Potter...
  • James: I know, detention.
  • Seventh year
  • Remus: Oh Prongs come on.
  • Sirius: Seems a little ridiculous.
  • James: It's necessary.
  • Peter: Here she comes.
  • Lily: Morning you guys.
  • James: *Clears throat and steps up onto the table*
  • Lily: Oh lord *turns and starts to leave*
  • James: LILY EVANS! OUR FIRST YEAR I DECLARED I WOULD MAKE YOU LOVE ME BY THIS YEAR! IT'S NOW OR NEVER LILY! YOU EITHER ANNOUNCE TO EVERYONE THAT YOU LOVE ME OR I WILL RUN AWAY WITH SIRIUS!
  • Sirius: I'm down.
  • Lily: *Looks at James furiously* I- *she looks at the table and climbs up facing him* I'M ALREADY YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU ARROGANT TOERAG! DON'T WORRY PROFESSOR WE WILL BOTH REPORT TO DETENTION LATER.
  • James: *climbs down* Padfoot, you own me 10 galleons.
  • me: notices that kylo has a villainous crush/preoccupation/fixation on rey
  • me: delights in the fact that rey bests him in every one of their interactions together
  • me: thinks it would be beautiful and narratively satisfying to watch that obsession with her turn into love and respect as it would perfectly embody the attraction to and struggle with the light that is tearing kylo apart. thinks how beautiful it would be to watch a one-sided love story where kylo loses in the battle with the light, where he slowly becomes purified by love for rey, where he learns that light is not weakness and darkness is not strength because rey is light and he has felt her strength and power. imagines kylo finding his way back to the light because he learns how to love again, his admiration and love for rey breaking down the walls of his hatred and despair. doesn't expect or demand that rey reciprocate it in any way. wants more than anything to see a character change and grow through the power of love.
  • tumblr: you're an abuse apologist
Late night games
  • *Shep comes home late from doing whatever and tries to go to bed all stealthy and Liara's totally awake*
  • Liara: Good evening, how can I be of service?
  • Shep: *not missing a beat* Well well! Good evening miss. I hope you can help me. You see, I'm trying to get home to my bondmate, but the road's left me weary and I can't go on any further today.
  • Liara: Oh dear! Please, come in, you're more than welcome to stay with me for the night.
  • Shep: *crawls into bed next to her* Thank you kindly.
  • Liara: *Snuggles close* Mmmm. What does your bondmate look like? Maybe I can help you find her.
  • Shep: Her name's Liara. Smooth blue skin, full luscious lips *kiss* perfect supple curves *runs hands over hips* and this wonderful little patch of freckles right across her nose.
  • Liara: Mmmm, she sounds wonderful.
  • Shep: She is.

archerofmitrenzi  asked:

♥ + tacticianoffayote

  1. Relationship Status: Maybe more than friends?
  2. Feelings toward them: See above- Aradia can feel her heart pounding and the butterflies when she’s near him, but she can’t bring herself to admit those feelings just yet.
  3. Fantasies about them: Going on a date together, among other, also innocent things. 
  4. Trait they like: His humility and kindness.
  5. Trait they dislike: The degree of his humility. She wishes he would admit something good about himself for once.
  6. Favorite thing to do to bug them: Remind him of his positive qualities.
  7. Favorite thing to do to cheer them up: Above, but she also enjoys bringing him tea and snacks and sitting with him. 
  8. Nightmare they had involving them: As with Cecil, none just yet. She considers that to be a lucky break.
  9. Dream they had involving them: Slightly less innocent than she’d be willing to admit.
  10. Desire from them right at this moment: To hold his hand again or to hug him. 
Color Blind

The classic “when you meet your soulmate you see color” au, but with a twist. Because what if meeting them isn’t enough - what if you need to realise that they’re your soulmate for it to take effect?




Stiles is in third grade when he falls in love with Lydia Martin. And he knows it’s love, he really does, because when she briefly meets his eye across the playground one innocuous Tuesday the world around him blossoms into color.

He sees the shade of her hair for the first time, not quite orange, not quite red (strawberry blonde, he would settle on later, after encountering both colors separately) and the green of her eyes, as bright as the grass beneath her blue shoes. Stiles looks at Lydia and sees color, and it is beautiful.

Scott frowns when he tells him, like he doesn’t understand. “What do you mean you see color? Aren’t we too young for that?”

Stiles waves off his concerns and goes back to rifling through the classroom crayon supply, which suddenly holds a whole new world of possibilities. Some of them are still in black and white, and some are just sort of shades of grey, but some are vibrant colors and Stiles knows that’s more than most of the other kids can see so he’s happy.

He picks out the ones that look closest to Lydia’s colors and sketches a rough drawing of her. He’s not the best artist, but just seeing the colors on the page makes his heart race.

He catches her just before the end of the day. “Lydia!” he calls as she neatly tucks her pencils into their case. He can see that she’s got a red one and a blue one, and another color he can’t think of the name of, and he wonders if she sees them too.

She blinks up at him as he skids to a stop in front of her desk. “Yes?”

“I drew this for you.”

She takes the drawing and he waits with baited breath for her response. She glances over it before rolling her green eyes back to Stiles’ face. “What is it?”

“It’s… uh…” Now that he’s here in front of her, admitting that he’d drawn her seems like a creepy thing to do. He can see Scott wincing sympathetically across the room. Stiles finally settles on, “It’s in color. Don’t you see?”

Lydia scowls. “No, I don’t see.”

His heart drops, because this is not how the stories go. In the stories, when you meet your soulmate your whole world suddenly changes, and you start to see color. Because they’re your soulmate, they see color too. You look at each other, and you see color, and it’s beautiful. That’s what happened with Stiles’ parents, that’s what happens in all the stories of true love Stiles has ever heard.

But Stiles sees color, and Lydia doesn’t.

This doesn’t make sense.

Stiles is very lost when he asks, “You don’t?”

“No, I don’t.” Lydia eyes him warily, glancing from the drawing to his face and back again. “Why, do you?”

“Uh… I… um…”

When he doesn’t give her a straight answer, she pins him under a very scrutinising stare. For a second Stiles swears that she’s seeing it too, that she knows exactly what he’s talking about, but then she silently pushes the paper back towards him.

Stiles feels like he might cry. “Keep it,” he says quietly. “I drew it for you.”

He turns to head back to Scott before she can reply, and his friend offers him a consolatory pat on the back.

“I’m sorry,” he says.

Stiles shrugs. “Eh. At least I can see color now.”

Scott nods. “And at least she kept the drawing.”

Stiles spins so fast he almost falls over. He turns just in time to see Lydia tucking the paper into her bag behind her pencil case. Both are pink.

Stiles grins. It might take a little bit longer, but he knows that one day Lydia is going to look at him and see something more than grey.

  • Brain: Imagine Raven stealing Yang off her bed to train her personally, so that Yang will become strong enough to save herself in the future.
  • Me: Go on...
  • Brain: Now imagine Raven giving Yang a prosthetic arm with a sword attachment coming out of the wrist and teaching her how to fight with blades.
  • Me: This is getting better.
  • Brain: Now imagine, after spending a lot of time with her beautiful smiling-again daughter, that Raven's heart begins to become less cold and hard. Perhaps after Yang passes out from too much fighting, Raven carries her to bed. Yang whispers while asleep, "Don't go..." and Raven hesitates to leave. "Don't go... Blake..." Then Raven leaves.
  • Me: Hang on, this is starting to get emotional.
  • Brain: Now Raven is starting to smile, when Yang isn't looking. And her insults during training become less biting and maybe slightly encouraging. Raven can see Yang improving steadily, becoming more powerful than she has ever been. She's even coming close to actually landing a hit on Raven! Raven would never say it aloud, but she's secretly proud of her daughter.
  • Me: We've been down this road before, you're gonna make me cry at the end of this.
  • Brain: Now, finally, it happens. Blake arrives to save Yang from the clutches of the dangerous rouge Huntress. And the most flabbergasting thing is that Yang immediately forgives Blake! Raven can't figure it out! She tries to kill Blake, but Yang defends her! HER! THE WOMAN WHO LEFT YOU WHEN YOU NEEDED HER MOST! HOW CAN YOU FORGIVE SOMEONE WHO ABANDONED YOU!
  • And Yang just says, "But you abandoned me too."
  • Raven can't say a word. She just watches as Blake leaves with her daughter. And once more, Raven is left all alone. Somehow though, the loneliness seems to hurt a little bit more than usual.
  • Me: (sniffling) You're an asshole, Brain.