- Person: [attempts to kill him]
- Kylo Ren: YOU PIECE OF SHIT IM GOING TO SLASH YOU INTO SO MANY PIECES NOT EVEN YOUR MOTHER WILL RECOGNIZE YOU
- Rey: [attempts to kill him]
- Kylo Ren: oh my god, look at that swing! go ahead! you're doing amazing sweetie!
If you're still taking prompts... I had this idea for a langst fic, involving Allura, Lance, and Coran bonding over missing family. Bonus points if they go back to earth for a visit and the McClains adopt Coran and Allura after hearing their story