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Amazing Netflix films 🎥

Some(all the)time I watch Netflix instead of facing my responsibilities. This is some of the outcome, reblog to save a life.

LGBT MOVIES (these are all gay lmao oops)
• Holding the man (drama) (2015)
• 4th man out (comedy) (2015)
• Those people (drama) (2015)
• Weekend (drama) (2011)
• The way he looks (foreign drama) (2014)
• Henry Gambles birthday party (drama) (2015)
• Tiger orange (drama/comedy) (2014)
• August (drama) (2011)
• Like you mean it (foreign drama) (2015)

Other romantic dramas/drama/crime drama
• A little bit of heaven (2011)
• Love and Honor (2013)
• The keeping room (2015)
• Lila and Eve (2015)
• Jamesy boy (hello eye candy) (2014)
• Short term 12 (2013)
• Wildlike (2014)
• What’s eating Gilbert grape (1993)
• Boyhood (2014)
• You’re not you (2014)
• Unspeakable acts (1990)
• The road (2009)
• White bird in a blizzard (2014)
• The other woman (2009)
• Adulterers (2015)
• Tallulah (2016)
• My all American (2015)
• 6 years (2015)
• Listen to your heart (2010)
• Before we go (2014)
• In your eyes (2014)
• Tiger house (2015) • All American (2015)

Comedies
• The little death (2014)
• 10 things I hate about you (1999)
(Oops someone add to this I guess I don’t do comedy, I’m deeply disturbed and love to be sad)

Thrillers
• Hush (2016)
• The forgotten (2004)
• Trespass (2011)
• Consumed (2015)
• The guest (2014)
• Curve (2015)
• The perfect host (2010)
• A good marriage (2014)
• First response (2015)
• Would you rather (2013)
• We need to talk about Kevin (2011)
• Out of the dark (2014)
• Not safe for work (2014)
• The rite (2011) • Blindsided (2013)

Horror
• Visions (2015)
• The babadook (2014)
• Pay the Ghost (2015)
• Final girl (2015)
• The Lazarus effect (2015)
• Mercy (2014)

I WILL RATE THEM IF YOU ASK!!😘😘 Rip I got tired at the end, but these are all films I really enjoy, I hope you will too. Hmu for summaries and more film ideas!! I have plenty more⭐️ I’m still passing all my classes believe it or not…enjoy!

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There is a nigh-unholy amount of UST in this music video, holy god…

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First off, I want to apologize in advance for this weird post. Although I am a cocky and confident weirdo, this is a little more “off” than my usual posts.

The last thing I reblogged, triggered a question that I’ve always wondered about guys in the military. So, I Googled it and found it to be a quite popular question.

I found the following question in Reddit. So, I chose to post it, protecting their (online) identity, along with my favorite responses.

Again, I aoologize, but also, you’re welcome.

snowflurriedsky replied to your post: I’m at home with some free time and so…

i have no idea how you’re going to do this but I WOULD LIKE TO SEE CLOSET COSPLAY FRED

Just your friendly local white hole! :D

ugh, wait, I feel sick-

Wait what’s this in here let me just-

-the heck?

What is a fork- wait, no, here it comes again

Ugh I feel awful what the heck is-

Let me just-

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HOW TO HAVE SEX

spin around.
STOP
double take THREE TIMES: one, two three!
thennn… PELVICC TTTHHRRUSUUSTT!!!! WOOOOOO, WOOOOO!
stop on ur right foot DONT FOREGT IT!
now it’s time to BRING IT ARROUUNNNDD TOWN, BRING. IT. A. ROUNNNDDDD. TOOOWWWWNNNNNN!!!
then you do this
and thisssss
and this and that and this and THENNNNNN

ta dah. now they can blow magic bubbles.

How To Study For Chemistry: Beatles Version

Periodic table basics: John’s like the halogens because he gets mad easily; George is like the noble gases because he’s quiet and unreactive; Paul’s like the transition metals because he “bonds” a LOT and Ringo’s kind of like hydrogen because of the single proton

Equilibrium: If you have two rickenbachers on the right, and two hofner basses on the left, adding more rickenbachers would cause equilibrium to shift to the left

Spontaneous reactions: Say entropy=the amount of girls Paul has next to him. The higher the entropy, the more spontaneous the reaction. Spontaneity=how insane Paul gets due to said entropy/amount of girls. More girls, more insane Paul

jq-rps  asked:

“5 Times the Love”

She calls him a Lima Loser; spits it out like she swallowed turpentine and turns on her heel to walk away. Her ponytail swishes in his face and he can smell her perfume. Suddenly he’s five years old again, wanting to pull on her hair for her attention. His fingers curl around the strap of his backpack. He’s not five years old any more. He’s a big boy with big boy problems. She’s carrying his baby and he slept with his best friend’s girl. It’s the first time the thought echoes in his mind. He’s in love with Quinn Fabray.

He opens the door for her. It’s stupid and it’s small but he’s never done that for her before and when she smiles at him he’s addicted. During lunch he slides into the seat next to her and takes her apple from her tray. She opens her mouth but before she speaks he replaces it with an extra chocolate milk he stole from some nerd in the cafeteria line. She rolls her eyes and eats everything on her tray, leaving the extra milk unopened. He finishes his lunch and pushes up from the table; annoyed enough to skip his next class. He wanders around the perimeter of the school, dragging his hand against the dusty building, feeling the texture change from wood to stone as he comes up on the library. She’s sitting on the outdoor patio in the shade of the building. His eyes follow her lips where they wrap around a straw and to a single serving size chocolate milk. For the rest of the month he steals a chocolate milk and puts it on her tray. It’s small and it’s stupid but it’s the second time he realizes he’s in love with Quinn Fabray.

He’s holding her. She’s perfect. The baby in his arms cries softly and he doesn’t know what to do. He looks up at the hospital bed and her mother gives him an exhausted smile. He’s terrified but he’s never loved Quinn Fabray more.

This wasn’t the way he was supposed to come back to Lima. It was supposed to be for a reunion or some stupid glee club thing that everyone seems able to fly back for whenever they want. His best friend is dead and it isn’t real for him. It’s the impossible to imagine that he isn’t hiding somewhere. Nothing seems different about the world now that he’s not in it. Even when his train pulls up to the platform it’s the middle of the day and people move around him. Between bodies he sees her standing under an awning. He shoulders his pack and he should be sad but he can’t bring himself to be sad about something he hasn’t accepted. Her hand slips into his and they walk together toward the street. Cars idle and wait for loved ones; joyous reunions happen all around them and he’s grateful he’s not alone. He squeezes her hand and realizes he never forgot how much he loved Quinn Fabray.

Stay. He’s always been in love with Quinn Fabray and now he’s certain… she’s always been in love with him too.

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