you're fake

blackghoast  asked:

You know jack the thing i like the most about you? You're not doing a fake facade or somthing like that You really care about your fans and dont mind physical contact and let peopole talk to you. There arent alot of youtubers who are actually nice

This means a lot to me, thank you! I try my best to be nice to people and not make it seem like I’m some untouchable entity. It’s much more fun to be real with people and treat everyone equally :)

Not every youtuber needs to be that way of course, some DO like distance but I am tired of all the fakers saying “I really care” when it’s clear they don’t

anonymous asked:

hi—i'm here for the 'even more 7x12 discussion' group meeting? let's pore over it some more! after hours of study, i think my (current) fave part is after rick talks about "the two of us, you and me reordering thangs together" (*sob*) and michonne says that soft "yeah" and he smiles this small, tender, and proud ghost of a smile and it breaks me into precisely 712 pieces because riiiick! you angel. you gruff, no-ass having, utterly in love, fool of an angel. i just really love him, ashley. god.

“you angel. you gruff, no-ass having, utterly in love, fool of an angel.” I want this tattooed on my neck.

Okay, but somehow, I missed this in my 8430 viewings of this episode, but bless you for bringing it to my attention. Even though it makes me wanna cry, because the way he stares at her for a beat before the smile even starts to tug at his lips is just a little bit too much. And when he does smile, you see it in his eyes more than anything, and I’m not sure how he manages to express in this millisecond just how thankful he is for this woman. And I just adore that he’s so genuinely happy with her, and soft with her in a way that reminds me of his scenes with Judith. So thanks, show, and more specifically, Andy Lincoln, for allowing this hardened soul to be so unabashedly affectionate. And for saving such tender moments for the love(s) of his life. 

fake ah crew geoff who threatens to fire his crew on such a regular basis it becomes an in-joke to everybody but him

  • “i fucking hate all of you,” geoff says, “you’re fired, you’re all fired, trained pomeranians could do a better job and i can pay them in dog food.”
    “hey, at least we’re house trained,” jack says. 
    “except for gavin.”
    “hey!”
  • after an unsuccessful heist geoff says he’s going to go live with the fakehaus crew instead.
    “in the event you’re unsatisfied with your crew,” ryan says dryly, “you can trade it in free for a crew of lesser or equal value.”
    “didn’t geoff already do that with jeremy?”
    “no, i said lesser value, not fewer inches.”
  • after geoff promotes lindsay, she admits she doesn’t know if she can live up to geoff.
    “what are you talking about?” geoff asks. “you’ve proved yourself time and time again–”
    “no, i mean i don’t know if i can tell everybody they’re fired and make my voice crack in that specific ‘whiny, pissy baby’ way you do when you–”
    L I N D S A Y.”
    “yeah, like that, exactly!”
  • Jungkook:
  • Jimin:
  • Jungkook: Wow he's cute
  • Jimin: Thanks, you too
  • Jungkook: sHIT I thought I said that in my heAD¡!¡

anonymous asked:

He played himself when he said "someone you've never met" becuase if you're dating someone... you've met them. You're dating them! A beard though... You meet them after they tell you who they're going to be, and boy was curious to see who they were, it's fair, you want to see who you're going to fake date. They let it go because they know people will look past that bit.

Forgive him he’s been married to Louis since 2010

anonymous asked:

Cassian surprises Jyn by asking her to fake being his fiancee to get his fanclub off his back. Jyn tries to enjoy as long as it lasts not knowing that Cassian is doing the same. Any headcanons?

i’m placing this in the canon universe because can you imagine?

  • so cassian is a pretty hot commodity around the rebel base. he’s got that tall, dark, and handsome thing working for him mixed with the mysteriousness of being an intelligence officer. basically, half of the new recruits that come to the rebellion wind up having the hots for cassian (can we blame them, honestly)
  • that’s BEFORE he comes back from scarif, having helped provide the rebellion with priceless intel. cassian’s a hero with a rather intense fanclub made up of pilots and soldiers searching for something outside of war and death to focus on. he gets it, sort of. 
  • but it gets to be a little much after the fifth time a new recruit slips him a note with the combination to their bunk. cassian’s just blowing off steam to jyn one day when it slips out:
  • “if they thought i was married or engaged or something, maybe they’d leave me alone, y’know?”
  • “are…are you asking me to…?”
  • cassian wasn’t, really, but now he’s thinking about it – it would be sort of perfect. after all, as kaytoo has mentioned, something like a third of the base thinks they’re already dating (a fact that cassian tries not to think too hard about)
  • “would you?” he asks
  • jyn pauses for a good thirty seconds and cassian definitely wants to take it back because she’s the closest thing he’s got to family and he doesn’t want to lose – “yes,” she says, “for you, i would.”
  • they figure telling bodhi, baze, and chirrut will get the news circulating the fastest, and it works. by lunch, people are congratulating them. kay says there’s a 36.8% chance that one of them will die before the wedding and princess leia personally offers best wishes
  • cassian tries really, really hard to ignore the warmth that blooms in his chest when he introduces jyn as his fiancee and the way his heart speeds up when jyn grabs his arm while they’re walking to and from meetings
  • he was right: his fanclub doesn’t bother him anymore, but now there are other things getting in the way of day-to-day life. namely, jyn erso and that little smile on her face whenever someone brings up their “engagement”
signs as random bad lyrics i wrote
  • aries: "i'm a king, can't you see? i'm the one with royalty."
  • taurus: "ima go fly high in the clouds while loving you."
  • gemini: "i got this brain but i don't know how to use it."
  • cancer: "the moon is my friend and she is the one who understands me. whenever i'm down, she comes over to cheer me up."
  • leo: "be proud as fuck, get it, and don't ya give up, don't do it."
  • virgo: "your lies are never going to be as great as me."
  • libra: "you hit my heart so hard, not painfully. but all i want is you to love me carefully."
  • scorpio: "you know that everyone knows, you're fake as fuck and you gotta go."
  • sagittarius: "no need to hold up, don't need control of love and enjoyment."
  • capricorn: "you showed me what it means to fall deeply in love. this shit is tough."
  • aquarius: "i'm not an angel, i'm a devil who's missing someone to curse from a far."
  • pisces: "keep on imagining all the things you could see in your dreams, feeling free."
That Would Be Enough (Hamlaff)

This is suppose to be bits and pieces of letters written right when Laf was released from jail

This dabbles with themes of Laf`s jail time ( obviously ) 

It won`t make a lot of sense if you aren`t aware of the details !! 

For example, that he was on his way to America when captured. 

I also switched around some parts but !! 

——————————————————

[HAMILTON]

Look around, look around at how lucky we are
To be alive right now
Look around, look around…

[LAFAYETTE]
How long have you known?

[HAMILTON]
A month or so

[ LAFAYETTE]
Alexander, you should have written

[HAMILTON]
I corresponded with the warden of Olmütz a month ago

[LAFAYETTE]
No

[HAMILTON]
I begged him to send you home

[LAFAYETTE]
You should have written

[HAMILTON]
I’m so sorry

You didn`t make it here 

[LAFAYETTE]
I can`t believe I didn`t make it there 

[HAMILTON] 

I was foolish and should`ve supported the aid

Look around, look around at how lucky we are

To be alive right now. 

[HAMILTON]

Do you relish loving a deceitful man?

Unable to protect your life 

[LAFEYYETE ]
I relish loving you.. 
Look around, look around…

[ HAMILTON ]

Look at where we are

Look at where we started

The fact that you’re alive is a miracle
Just stay alive, that would be enough

And if your letters
contain a fraction of your smile
Or a fragment of your mind, look out world!
That would be enough

I don’t pretend to know
The challenges you’re facing
The worlds you keep erasing and creating in your mind

But I’m not afraid
I know who I love
So long as you`re okay at the end of the day
That would be enough

We don’t need approval 
We don’t need money
If I could grant you peace of mind
If you could let me inside your heart…

Oh, let me be a part of the narrative
In the story they will write someday
Let this moment be the first chapter:
Where you decide to change 
And I could be enough
And we could be enough
That would be enough


_________________

I-
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL asdfghjkl
things the types probably don't say
  • infj: "Hey, a mountain! I think I'll climb it instead of working on my project like I planned!"
  • infp: "I think everyone should try to fit in. I mean, as long as you're well-liked, who cares if you're being fake?"
  • enfj: "Stop coming to me with all of your issues. I don't care about you!"
  • enfp: "I think I'll just do my statistics work for the next three hours. I don't feel very creative."
  • intj: "I'm so glad I decided to flake on my plans to go to this party...I love people!!" [winky face]
  • intp: "I don't care about this article about science...I'd rather see what Kim Kardashian is up to."
  • entj: "Does someone need a hug?"
  • entp: "I just think maybe we should do the reliable method instead of trying to invent our own way..."
  • isfj: "I think I"ll blow off my friends to go to rock climbing! What fun!"
  • isfp: "I don't care about how you feel! Put your dang emotions aside and get the job done!"
  • esfj: "Stop asking me for all these stupid favors. I don't care about you at all."
  • esfp: "Party? No thanks...I'd rather go home and be alone with my math homework for a bit."
  • istj: "This method is reliable, buuut...this looks waaay more fun!!"
  • istp: "Please, come to me with all of your emotional problems! I love giving advice!"
  • estj: "I know I should be working, but this puppy is making me too emotional..."
  • estp: "I can't do that."

I can basically recognize another gemini by whether or not I see them trying repeatedly to add something to the discussion and getting talked over by everyone else, followed by everyone else accusing them of monopolizing the conversation

& I, the observer, am the only one to say “bitch where?!”