you're cute sometime


Tagged by: @wendy-in-dreamland​, thank you for tagging me you cute!!!

rules: bold what applies to you

I am 5′7″ or taller
I wear glasses
I have at least one tattoo
I have at least one piercing
I have blonde hair
I have brown eyes
I have short hair
My abs are at least somewhat defined
I have or have had braces
There is something I would change about the way I look                               


My Hogwarts house is: Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw or Slytherin
I am an introvert
I like meeting new people (i’m both, it depends on the day)
People tell me that I’m funny
Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me
I enjoy physical challenges
I enjoy mental challenges
I’m playfully rude with people I know well
I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it
There is something I would change about my personality                          


I can sing well
I can play an instrument
I can do over 30 pushups without stopping
I’m a fast runner
I can draw well (i dont post it tho)
I have a good memory
I’m good at doing math in my head  
I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute
I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling
I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch
I know how to throw a proper punch                                                                    


I enjoy playing sports
I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else
I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else
I have learned a new song in the past week
I work out at least once a week
I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months
I have drawn something in the past month
I enjoy writing
Fandoms are my #1 passion
I do or have done martial arts 

this is making me sound like i dont have hobbies lmfao                             


I have had my first kiss
I have had alcohol
I have scored the winning goal in a sports game
I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting
I have been at an overnight event
I have been in a taxi
I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year
I have beaten a video game in one day
I have visited another country
I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts                                             I have always been this lame (lol same)


I’m in a relationship
I have a celebrity crush
I have a crush on someone I know
I have been in at least 3 relationships
I have never been in a relationship
I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them
I get crushes easily
I have had a crush on someone for over a year
I have been in a relationship for at least a year
I have had feelings for a friend                                                                             I’m so fucking ace lol

my life:

I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”
I live close to my school
My parents are still together
I have at least one sibling (older brother and a younger sister)
I live in the United States
There is snow right now where I live
I have hung out with a friend outside of school in the past month
I have a smartphone
I have at least 15 CDs
I share my room with someone                                                

random shit:

I have breakdanced
I know a person named Jamie (me. thats my fucking name)
I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce
I have dyed my hair
I’m listening to one song on repeat right now (Ra Ra Riots: Can You Tell)
I have punched someone in the past week
I know someone who has gone to jail
I have broken a bone
I have eaten a waffle today
I know what I want to do with my life (kinda) (Same)
I speak at least 2 languages fluently (just english and spanish)
I have made a new friend in the past year                                                           I want to marry my mutuals (marry me?)

I Tag: @humbuns, @ravnesque, @sunchildomine, @hinamie, @kanekai

@puuine, @shigeyyo, @ilovefondlingmoistnuggets, @ayaato, @laghoula

pilawforhire  asked:

[Mun or muse, or both idk, if you want to (just a random ask, don't mind this.) 1) What's the weirdest thing you've ever had in your mouth? 2)What is your pointless life skill that you're unnecessarily proud of? 3) What's a single thing that could happen in your life right now, that would make your life better? 4) What's the most illegal thing you've ever done without getting caught? //pls feel free to skip over this :) have a good weekend]

1) What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever had in your mouth? 

“Nami’s cooking!” 

2)What is your pointless life skill that you’re unnecessarily proud of? 

“It’s not pointless but I’m pretty proud of how loud I can fart! Sometimes even louder than Ace’s!” 

He also has a little thing called his ‘meat senses’ which are more or less useless in battle but an odd talent none the less. 

3) What’s a single thing that could happen in your life right now, that would make your life better? 

“If I had some meat! If my older brother was alive!” 

4) What’s the most illegal thing you’ve ever done without getting caught?

Breaking into CP9 headquarters and kidnapping a prisoner from the government before kicking their leader’s ass and burning their flag.

Breaking into the world’s highest ranked prison and beating up a bunch of people before setting 99% of the prisoners free.  

General chaos made in the process of trying to save illegal infamous wanted pirate that happen to be his older brother and while he did fail, he did escape without being caught. 

Ah, this is hard!

“Promise you wont tell anyone right, Trafalguy!? One time, I licked all the spoons in Sanji’s kitchen to see if maybe any of them had any meat left.” 

  • *Bart's lab*
  • Sherlock: *pacing back and forth, alternating between anxiously glancing at his laptop and checking his watch*
  • John: *drumming his fingers on the bench* Will you stop it? You're driving me mad.
  • Sherlock: *still pacing* I can't help it. She's never late.
  • John: It's only been ten minutes.
  • Sherlock: *rummaging for his phone* I calling Graham.
  • John: *shakes his head* So she went out last night-
  • Sherlock: *fidgeting* Yes, without my knowledge. I hadn't had him checked, he could be anyone. She hasn't updated her blog, any of her social media, called, text. Anything could have happened to her.
  • John: *shrugs* She might have got lucky.
  • Sherlock: *glares at him*
  • John: *rolls his eyes* Or murdered. Who knows?
  • Sherlock: *dialling* He wouldn't dare.
  • Molly: *hurries into the lab; pulling on her lab coat, out of breath*
  • Molly: *notices them and smiles* Oh, hi. Sorry I'm late...traffic, you know. That, and my stupid phone broke...
  • Sherlock: *sweeps her up into a tight hug; murmuring into her hair, relieved* Thank you for not sleeping with the murderer.
  • Molly: *confused; glances at John*
  • John: *mouths* Tough morning.
  • Molly: *awkwardly pats his back* Um, okay...
Seven's Speech to Hackers
Mystic Messenger
Seven's Speech to Hackers

Ah, ah, ah, mic test one-two!

MC: Three four five six seven eight nine ten!

Let the speech begin!
Dear Hackers Chasing Hackers who do nothing but chase my shadows, listen! All you will get from chasing me is return 0…! If you are going to chase me, you can at least delete the log… Why do you have to leave stupid traces and disturb me…!
Stupid hackers! If you wish to calm my wrath, bring me a max int number of Honey Buddha Chips. If you don’t, there will be no peace but only didos and despair in the hacker world. Muhahahahaha!

How is it?

MC: Bravo! I’m clapping!

I knew you’d appreciate it! It’s a very heartfelt speech.
Sometimes I imagine it too. I wake up and turn on my computer, but the screen is black and only says “Gotcha”. I guess that kind of motivates me. What a funny thing to imagine!
It’s never happetened to me and it never will of course. Hahaha! Anyways… the hackers I want this speech to reach always leave traces. No wonder they’re busted!
I can’t really ignore something once I’ve noticed it so I caught all of them. But then more hackers have been chasing after me because of that.
I can’t just tell each and every one of them not to get caught, so I’ve prepared that speech.
Thanks for telling me your opinion!! I think I’m done prepping, I should start the speech.
Please pray that it will end successfully…
I’ll call you later!


Why do I feel like Harley has taken selfies wearing nothing but a bunch of Joker’s gold chains while lying in a pile of money…

Watch on

He’s so beautiful like how does someone like him even exist?