you're cute and you should stop

So here's a thing:

Jeremy Dooley is on the record of saying that fans should not grab at him. He doesn’t like it or find it cute or funny. He has said that if you want a picture or a hug, that’s awesome, and if he has a moment, he will be happy to stop and accommodate you; just don’t grab him!

It’s a simple request, and one he shouldn’t really have to make, because grabbing at someone, pulling on their arm or shoulders is a really rude and aggressive action. Just because Jeremy is famous, this does not change that fact.

Imagine that a stranger grabbed your arm and pulled on it as you were walking past. What would you do? You’d probably freak the fuck out! I certainly would! Don’t touch somebody without their permission, and specifically don’t pull on them.

Do not pull on Jeremy Dooley or any of the other Achievement Hunters.

  • *One Drink*
  • Emma: I'm still mad you lured me out here you know?
  • Regina: Would you rather be dealing with a bar fight? I'm sure I could start one with you.
  • Snow: This drink is amazing!
  • *Two Drinks*
  • Snow: Incoherent singing.
  • Emma: How is she already drunk?
  • Regina *shrugs*: She must not have our high tolerance...do you want to take her home or stay here with me?
  • *Three Drinks*
  • Snow: You guys are so pretty...god I wish you two could find happiness.
  • Emma: Me too...I'm sorry you had to let Robin go...again.
  • Regina: And I'm sorry about Hook...you're too good for him Emma.
  • Emma: And you're too good for Robin.
  • *Four Drinks*
  • Snow: Snoring.
  • Emma *laughs*: You look so beautiful like this.
  • Regina: Like what?
  • Emma: With your curls and that dress...all relaxed but hot.
  • *Five Drinks*
  • Emma: Thank you for bringing me out here. I needed this.
  • Regina: You're welcome. Are you okay?
  • Emma: I will be...what is in these drinks?
  • Regina: Alcohol...alcohol and more alcohol...maybe we should stop.
  • *Six Drinks*
  • Regina *drawls*: You're so pretty...why are you so pretty?
  • Emma: I don't know...why are you so cute?
  • Regina *laughs*: We must be magic!
  • Emma: Only together...
  • *They fall silent for several moments before turning to face one another. They move closer to one another before kissing.*
  • *The Next Morning*
  • Snow: We should go drinking more often!
  • Emma *smiles at Regina*: Definitely.
dark starter sentences
  • some yandere, some angst, some rivalry, but no happy stuff on this list
  • "You actually thought i cared about you?"
  • "I wonder how loudly i can make you scream in agony?"
  • "You're a monster!"
  • "It would be a shame if i had to damage that pretty face of yours."
  • "You're all mine now."
  • "How could you do this to me!?"
  • "I trusted you!"
  • "Is that supposed to scare me?"
  • "Put the knife down."
  • "You're scaring me..."
  • "You look so sexy when you're all bloodied and bruised like that~"
  • "I wonder how many volts it would take to kill you?"
  • "Why are you pointing that gun at me?"
  • "Let me go!"
  • "You're so cute when you struggle like that~"
  • "Your blood smells wonderful."
  • "Who did this to you?"
  • "You're in my way."
  • "I thought you were dead!"
  • "Help me!"
  • "Long live the king."
  • "What did they do to you?"
  • "What have you done?"
  • "Maybe i should carve a pretty picture in your flesh?"
  • "Don't worry, I won't do anything fatal, I just need some information."
  • "I don't care what you do to me, I'll never tell you!"
  • "Stop it, your hurting me!"
  • "They'll kill you!"
  • "I hate you."
  • "The only reason I chained you up is to show you how much I love you!"
  • "If you keep struggling like that I'll have to punish you~"
My Conversation with a 4-year-old today
  • Her *Looks at me from the seat ahead of mine and smiles*
  • Me: *Smiles, being pulled out of my depressing thoughts*
  • Her: *Moves to the seat next to mine*
  • We exchange names before she comes and sits next to me
  • Her: Are you a boy or girl?
  • Me: Well today I'm a girl.
  • Her: YOu're really pretty! I like the holes in your ear!
  • Me: *Thinking that a 4-year-old just complimented me on my 2G stretched ears* Thank you!
  • Her: I like your hair! It's really pretty! You should dye it all pink!
  • Me: Next time maybe.
  • Her: No!! You should dye it orange and get red stripes!
  • Me: I like that idea!
  • Her: *Turns to her sister who is like 9* "She's really cute!"
  • I can't stop smiling at this point
  • Her: I'm going to sit by you every day you ride the bus, okay?
  • Me: Okay!
  • This little girl came over to me on the bus while I was in a very very upset mood, a very bad mental place, and was on the verge of tears. She made me smile and proved to me that children are more respectful than adults. She accepted the fact you can see through my earlobes with a smile and compliment, same with my other piercings, she accepted that my hair is very short and is black with pink/red bangs, and she said it looked really cute. She didn't call me a girl or a boy, she politely asked. This little 4-year-old knows more about humanity and respect than 97% of all the adults I've met, that should say something.
my life: a summary of today
  • Me: breakfast time
  • My brain: LIN MANUEL MIRANDA!!
  • Me: ok gotta do chores
  • Brain: LIN MANUEL MIRANDA HAS A NICE SINGING VOICE EVEN THO HE RATES IT AS A CHEVY
  • Me: I should take a nap
  • Brain: LIN MANUEL MIRANDA WAS ON SNL LETS WATCH IT FOR THE 50th TIME
  • Me: I need to do my math homework
  • Brain: LIN MANUEL MIRANDA DID A SONG ABOUT THE LAW OF SINES FOR A MATH PROJECT ONCE
  • Me: I should go to bed
  • Brain: LIN MANUEL MIRANDA SAID GOODNIGHT VERY CUTELY ON TWITTER TONIGHT
  • Me: *is on verge on falling asleep*
  • Brain: you're really obsessed with Lin Manuel Miranda you need to stop omg calm down
10

Amy and Jonah in ‘‘All-Nighter’‘

(Luke Skywalker x Reader) Prompt Request 42: "Stop being so cute." & 89: "You're not interested, are you?"

Originally posted by corurscant

For @tedtonks

Stop being so cute!” Luke bopped your nose and leaned down to kiss you.  The kiss that was supposed to be a sweet, loving gesture, turned into a battle of touches between the two.

Han and Leia walked into the room, Leia noticing her brother’s compromising position with his girlfriend, while Han watched his sister make out with his best friend in complete disgust.

You’re not interested are you?” Leia asked Han cheekily.

“In what? Watching my sister, and your brother devour each other. No thank you.” Han chuckled dryly. 

“You know.” Han spoke up, “You two should really watch where you show your intense levels of intimacy.”

The couple’s heads shot up almost immediately.  Both blushed immensely, but gained their composure quite quickly.

Turning to your brother, you spoke up, “You’re one to talk Han.”

“Yeah,” Luke pitched in, perking up slightly, “The number of times the both of us have caught you and Leia making out as if your lives depended on it, is ridiculous.”

“That’s different.” Leia stated with a smile.

“Is it?” You challenged. “Last time I checked, it’s almost the exact same thing.”

“You make out with my sister, I make out with your sister.” Luke smirked and pointed to Han.

“And you, you make out with my brother, I make out with your brother.” You smiled proudly at Leia as Luke wrapped his arms around your waist.

“It is a little blunt, but it’s the truth.”

Shopping
  • "Oh... my cart has way too much in it."
  • "Hold this, please?"
  • "Cash only?"
  • "I'm getting hungry."
  • "I'm not sure if I should get this or this."
  • "It's just window shopping."
  • "What color do you like?"
  • "You're gonna get that?"
  • "How do I look?"
  • "Thanks for coming with me."
  • "Can we go yet?"
  • "Can we look in here?"
  • "That looks exactly like all the other things on all these other racks."
  • "A t-shirt shouldn't cost that much."
  • "I don't think I can carry another bag."
  • "That looks great on you. You should get it."
  • "Want to come with?"
  • "Shame this doesn't come in a different color."
  • "Hold on, I want to get something."
  • "Eh! Why doesn't this come in my size?"
  • "These reviews are awful."
  • "That is so cute!"
  • "We can share."
  • "Are you going to stop staring at that?"
  • "It must be mine- HUZZAH!"
  • "I need three of these."
  • Kara: Can we form a band? Maggie on guitar, Alex on drums, me on keyboard, and Lena as the singer/face of the group
  • Alex: Why Lena?
  • Kara: Because she's beautiful
  • Lena: Aw, I love you Kara, but you're the better singer, and much more beautiful, you should lead
  • Kara: No, you should
  • Lena: No, you
  • Kara: you
  • Lena: nope, you
  • Alex: STOP!
  • Maggie: Babe, let the kids have their moment, it's cute
Fake Chats #73
  • Jungkook: You know I'm no good at this, but I'm trying, for you, because I think we can be great.
  • Jimin: I know you are, I'm sorry, I forget that you feel just as much as I do. I think we can be great too.
  • Jungkook: so you'll give me another chance?
  • Jimin: I'm not running away, am I?
  • Jungkook and Jimin: *stare into each others' eyes before backing away with pink cheeks*
  • Taehyung: hey, I didn't say cut!
  • Jungkook: that's the part where they kiss, hyung.
  • Taehyung: so?
  • Jungkook: are you...you wouldn't happen to be shipping Kookmin as a return favor, would you?
  • Taehyung: hey, you're cute together, even I can admit that.
  • Jimin: does this mean I should ship Vkook next week?
  • Taehyung: sure.
  • Jimin: and you should ship me with someone, um, how about Namjoon-hyung?
  • Taehyung and Jungkook: *exchange worried glances* NO.
  • Jungkook: never mind, let's stop shipping ourselves.
  • Taehyung: who cares about all that? Everybody loves the maknae line, anyway.
Sentence starters: Building a Gingerbread House.
  • "I got this, I watch food network."
  • "Yes, look at how good this turned out! We could sell this."
  • "Stop licking that!"
  • "The trick is not to break the gingerbread house."
  • "Let's just focus on the front and take a photo of it. It'll look like we worked more than we actually did."
  • "Why can't you follow directions?"
  • "Smell this, it smells so good. I could eat it right now."
  • "What design should we do on the roof?"
  • "Can't you just stop eating the icing!"
  • "I'm very ocd so I need it to be centered."
  • "This is so fucking amazing."
  • "This is where the icing should go. Just like that, nice and thick."
  • "This isn't fair. You're making all the fun parts all by yourself."
  • "If you get icing on my hair I'm going to kill you."
  • "Oh so now you're a professional..."
  • "I'm giving you props. I didn't expect you to be good at this."
  • "You thought we were doing this together? This is a competition."
  • "How do people do this?!"
  • "Aaw, this is so cute! We are a good team."
  • "What are you eating? That was supposed to be part of the roof!"
  • "Is this better? Are you sure? I'm not saying it's bad but..."
  • "I'm just going to say it... you suck at this."
  • "This isn't the design I wanted but neither is this life."
  • "The roof is falling off. This is so bad..."
  • "If I tilt it it looks good."
  • "This is hideous. Is it supposed to look like that?"
  • "Yes, look! It's looking so good... kinda.
  • "Eating all the candy won't help."
  • "Look at how you did the icing there, it looks like dicks."
  • "You ain't helping at all."
  • "We won't have decorations if you keep eating the candy."
  • "You put it on the wrong side, you're ruining it."
  • "Oh no, you fucked up the fucking icing..."
  • "The box said to leave it from two to three hours to set. We did zero hours. That's why it's all falling apart."
99 Prompts
  • + this was inspired highly on the lovely @sentence-fragments post “101 fluffy prompts” so, thank you <3
  • + these prompts are tailored to be written in the reader's point of view OR the character's point of view.
  • YOU AND I:
  • 001: "One day I'll sing you to sleep, and you'll wake up in love with me."
  • 002: "If only you knew who I am, maybe... maybe you'll love me like I love you."
  • 003: "We're just two poor kids, from a really rich city. Isn't that a pity?"
  • 004: "(You/I) come in, with mud on (your/my) face, holding a dozen roses. Shouldn't (I/you) be suspicious?"
  • 005: "Just please, please hold me so I won't fall apart."
  • 006: "You don't even know my name, and you're suddenly in love with me?"
  • 007: "I would appreciate it if you would stop taking my breath away whenever you walk by. I kinda need my breath."
  • 008: "You stupid, adorable idiot."
  • 009: "Can you help me with my homework? I figure since you're smart you know what you're doing."
  • 010: "You're fixing me in a way that no one else could."
  • 011: "Please don't leave me when I'm this weak. Please."
  • 012: "You're fluffy, like a pillow... or a well-written fanfic."
  • 013: "I'll make you know love again."
  • 014: "Aren't we passed 'hello'?"
  • 015: "Kiss me as if we'll never see each other again."
  • 016: "I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream."
  • 017: "You make me sane again."
  • 018: "Wise men say only fools rush in. But I can't help falling in love with you."
  • 019: "Stay with me. Please, if you'll leave me tomorrow and never come back, stay one more night."
  • 020: "Take my hand. Take my whole life, too because I can't help it that I'm madly in love with you."
  • 021: "We're such opposites, and I couldn't be more attracted to you."
  • 022: "Can you sing to me until I fall asleep?"
  • 023: "I'm tired of being alone. Don't let me go."
  • 024: "You're just jealous because you're the little spoon."
  • 025: "You're cute when you're pouty and jealous."
  • LOCKDOWN:
  • 026: "She doesn't deserve you. That should be me."
  • 027: "You're sitting there, oblivious at the bar, when (she's/he's) sleeping around and you're just letting this all happen?!"
  • 028: "Number one: stop feeling sorry for yourself and get out of that loveless relationship."
  • 029: "I never meant to get attached. Now that I am, I'm trapped."
  • 030: "Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you?"
  • 031: "(He/She) won't love you like I would."
  • 032: "(He's/She's) an idiot for letting someone like you go."
  • 033: "I have loved you since we were fifteen. You just never noticed."
  • 034: "While you were chasing her, you were oblivious that I was struggling to get your attention."
  • 035: "It's like you casted a spell on me. And from the start, I was hooked."
  • 036: "The thought of you with (her/him) makes me want to vomit, just saying."
  • SUPERFICIAL LOVE:
  • 037: "If you want to keep me then you better treat me like a damn princess."
  • 038: "This superficial love shit got me going crazy."
  • 039: "If you like (her/him), go for it. Just stop stringing me along."
  • 040: "You're such an idiot, you've been chasing for the right person when I've been standing here all along."
  • 041: "I think I know (he/she) doesn't love me. That's why I mess around."
  • 042: "I don't want to marry someone who broke me on the inside."
  • 043: "I keep falling for your fool's gold."
  • 044: "I thought it was supposed to be you. That you'd be the one to save me."
  • 045: "You're not the person who gets to be in my happily ever after."
  • 046: "It's sad because I still love you even though you're with (her/him)."
  • BROKEN HEARTS CLUB:
  • 047: "I'm not your side piece. If anything, you're my side piece."
  • 048: "After all these years of not apologizing, you're on your knees begging for my help? After all you did?"
  • 049: "And if one day, you wake up and realize you want to be with me again, you better be ready to slay a dragon to win me back."
  • 050: "I trusted you and you abused that trust. That's not right. You can't waltz in here and think everything is okay."
  • 051: "I had a few drinks now and the only thing on my mind is you. It's always you."
  • 052: "I'm not the same (girl/boy) you left broken-hearted two years ago."
  • 053: "You don't get the glory of seeing me cry."
  • 054: "People may call you a hero, but you're a villain in my eyes."
  • 055: "Sorry, I'm all out of love."
  • 056: "You were the best drug my heart got addicted to."
  • 057: "You left me and went on to become bigger and better."
  • THE ANGST:
  • 058: "You saved me from death, and now you want to kill me? You had your chance."
  • 059: "No one came when I was about to die. You left me to die."
  • 060: "I am so done, trying to be your number one."
  • 061: "Every little thing you do pisses me off and it makes me mad because it makes me love you more."
  • 062: "You had no trouble tearing me apart and poking holes in my heart."
  • 063: "You accused me of murder and now you want to go out for dinner?!"
  • 064: "No! Stop feeling sorry for yourself again!"
  • 065: "I'm not the damsel in distress anymore! I. Don't. Need. You."
  • 066: "Don't pretend you're sorry. I know you're not."
  • 067: "You stop being sorry three years ago. Stop saying you're sorry."
  • 068: "You. Don't. Own. Me. You never did, never will. People can't own people."
  • 069: "There is not a single bone of humanity in you. You've turned to the monster I feared you were gonna become."
  • 070: "You're terrible. And to think I actually fell in love with you at one point."
  • 071: "You sicken me, you pathetic low life. Stop stalking me and trying to save me."
  • 072: "I can save myself, thank you very much for your unnecessary and unwanted help."
  • 073: "I don't need you to be happy. I never needed you."
  • WILD THINGS:
  • 074: "So... you're actually undercover pretending to be a high school (girl/boy)?"
  • 075: "(You/I) just saved (me/you) from a burning fire and now you're asking me out?"
  • 076: "Why are my clothes on fire? Why aren't your clothes on fire?"
  • 077: "What crawled in your pants and made you a fuck(boy/girl)?"
  • 078: "You're sick? I'll be over with lemonade in five."
  • 079: "Stop hiding in the bathtub and eating pizza."
  • 080: "So my dog is a robot that you've been using to spy on me?"
  • 081: "Explain to me why you are covered in marshmallow fluff and Nutella."
  • 082: "Don't tell me you're filling up water balloons with hot tea again and throwing them at your enemies."
  • 083: "(You're/ I'm) (my/your) little sister, so naturally a cold-crazed psychopath man is gonna want to make (you/me) his bride."
  • 084: "Did you just ride on a horse all the way to my house to ask me out?"
  • 085: "Why the hell did you just kick me in the (boob/nuts)?"
  • 086: "You're like a little, shiny potato chip."
  • 087: "Can I dance spontaneously in the rain now?"
  • 088: "Stop using my tooth brush to brush your hair."
  • 089: "What song do you want me to play while you throw up?"
  • 090: "You smell like burps and giggles."
  • 091: "Can you stop rubbing butter over yourself for a minute and listen to me?"
  • 092: "Stop running around the place screaming that you want to be Blue Ivy. We're at a grocery store."
  • 093: "Can you stop hitting me in the butt with a water bottle?"
  • 094: "So you called me over because you poured hot sauce in your hair?"
  • 095: "Am I the first person to tell you that you cannot rap? Because if I am, I'm surprised."
  • 096: "I don't want to know why you're dressed as a banana."
  • 097: "Please don't tell me I just fell into dog poop."
  • 098: "I'm calling you Captain Savage Worm."
  • 099: "You're just an adorable kitten in a way too tight jumpsuit."
2

Xanthippe: Hey, Kimmy, 1996 called. It wants its clothes back.

Kimmy: Hey, Xan, 2090 called. You’re dead and you wasted your time on Earth.

‘Kimmy Goes to a Party!’ Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, 1x07

House Animals
  • Godric: Ok we need to come up with animals to represent the four houses.
  • Salazar: But why?
  • Godric: School spirit bro.
  • Rowena: Well I'm going to go with an eagle. Raven is a bit TOO obvious really.
  • Helga: True. I'm going to say badger. Because they're all cute and furry until they eat your face.
  • Salazar: Helga you're insane. I choose snake. They do my bidding. Plus I promised the secret serpent I hid in the castle to kill every mudblood that I'd do this.
  • Godric: Salazar stop talking, no one ever listens to you. Now what should the Gryffindor animal be. Hmmm Gryffindor. Gryffindor. Griffin...door. Got it! I choose a lion!
Mommy vs. Stalker
  • What happens when Genos runs into Sonic on a casual grocery shopping trip with the family? ^^;
  • Genos: Hmph. How shameless of you to pursue Sensei in broad daylight, you perverted stalker.
  • Sonic: I just 'happen' to be shopping at this market because mine wasn't carrying the product I needed, you clingy brat.
  • -Sparks fly as they glare at each other. The Minis also sharing their Mommy's glowering expression as they recognize him right away.-
  • Mini Genos': Creep/Stalker/Pervert. [-they hissed-]
  • Sonic: [-shoots a poisonous stare at the lot of them-]You're little cretins are not cute at all.
  • Genos: [-hand twitches as his hand begins to emit a bit of a glow-] Care to repeat that, you flasher?
  • Mumen Rider: Sh...Shouldn't you stop them, Saitama-kun? [-nervously asks him as the two young men seemed ready to lunge in for the kill.-]
  • Saitama: So long as it sticks to name calling and stuff, it should be fine. [-continues to read a magazine to see if there are new sales for the week.-]
The signs as things my family say
  • Aries: Are you going out with the lesbians? -Dad
  • Taurus: I'm going out to eat dicks -Brother
  • Gemini: That guy is cute, you should send him a nude -Mom
  • Cancer: Stop taking selfies, you're not Kim Kardashian -Brother
  • Leo: Aww, look, you still as virgin as in this picture -Mom, showing me a picture of me in kindergarten
  • Virgo: Stop sucking dicks while you are drunk, please -Brother
  • Sagittarius: I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS TALKING ABOUT SEX!! -Mom
  • Scorpio: GREEN CARD WOMAN, YOU DON'T NEED LOVE, YOU NEED A GREEN CARD -Brother
  • Libra: Look that whore -Mom, to someone else, about me.
  • Capricorn: I watched some movie called Fulp Piction or something like that -Mom
  • Aquarius: STOP FUCKING SWEARING, IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE NO ONE SWEARS, I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU GOT THAT FUCKING SHIT LANGUAGE -Mom
  • Pisces: Under the sea, under the sea, I love the lion king -Mom