you're all welcome

  • what she says: I'm fine
  • what she means: Do you know why I hate Undertale? Because it's the best game ever made. The graphics look like they were drawn by a four year old with the talents of Pablo Picasso in his prime - which is what I would have said if I liked the graphics, which I do… not. Narratively, this game is a paragon of interactive storytelling; every decision you make weigh on your conscience, because every connection you make with the characters feels organic. That’s why I am giving this game a 5/5... billion. It fucking suc

Loads of famous athletes gets sponsorships and brand deals throughout their career. Sometimes a new product is created and named after said athlete.

  • Neil has deals with athletic wear brands, health foods, and supplements.
  • But one day he’s approached by Heelys.
  • and he takes the deal in a heartbeat
  • they are so fun, like shoes that have wheels on them??? amazing
  • he had never heard of them when they were actually a trend, so he plans on bringing them back.
  • he heelys to each of his classes
  • he heelys to the bedroom with Andrew
    • 247%
  • after he sasses the press he turns and heelys away
    • v dramatic
  • And once all the Exy fans show interest in Heelys again, they collaborate on a new design
  • Bright, neon orange with a better wheel to go as fast as Neil Josten himself
  • they call them Neeilys
Mornings

Originally posted by clifforton

Pairing: Calum & Y/N

Words: 1500+

Warning: sfw

Mornings with Calum would be amazing, writing this made me so emotional, it’s so fluffy and playful i want to die. This is literally how i picture Calum being in love, all playful and teasing and wow i hate myself for writing this

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