you're all very weird

I’m so bad with interacting with people especially people I find attractive like no I’m not staring at you for anything bad you’re just really pretty IM SORRY

the most Me thing about Me is that it’s two months until my birthday and i’m like “25!!!! GOTTA BE HUGE!!!!!!” and the other half is like “who’s got time to plan? not me. someone just send me a plant, that’s fine. i’ll eat an extra roll of cookie dough and call it a victory when i’m gripping my stomach in gastronomical agony.”