you're all so patient

3K Celebration Prompts!

[EDIT: As of May 25th, 12:00 am, Prompts are now closed.]

Hello my absolutely wonderful beauties! As I said before, in celebration of reaching 3,000 (+) dolls and beaus, I will be opening up prompts!

Prompts will be open for 11 days (ending on May 24th, 11:59pm). I ask that you keep the prompt requests related to the list below (rather than the 2K or the 1K list). And let me know if you want any of them to be AUs, otherwise they’ll be in the regular universe.

I want to give a huge thank you to all of you, new or old! Your continued support and kindness for me are overwhelming in the best of ways. I would not be here if it weren’t for you darlings! I LOVE YOU MY BEAUTIES!!!

  1. “Is…Is this a hit list?”
  2. “So. How long have you been stalking me?”
  4. “Look, I love you, but it’s four in the morning.”
  5. “I was not expecting that.”
  6. “I’m not going anywhere.”
  7. “At least we’re not Harley Quin and the Joker level insane.”
  8. “You have no idea who I am, do you?”
  9. “No, don’t you do it!”
  10. “Please, don’t make me do this.”
  11. “You’re all children, I swear.”
  12. “You have no idea what I tried to get you back!”
  13. “I will drop kick you to Africa.”
  14. “Because I love you dammit!”
  15. “Bananas are the bane of my existence.”
  16. “Obviously, you’ve never seen them angry.”
  17. “…I was talking to the dog.”
  18. “Let’s dance.”
  19. “You’re enjoying this way too much.”
  20. “What the hell are you doing?”
  21. “Don’t you look stunning?”
  22. “You’re hurt!”
  23. “Come back to me, please.”
  24. “I can’t do this without you.”
  25. “I never pegged you to like Britney Spears.”
  26. “Admit it, you love me.”
  27. “You’re less intimidating than an alpaca.”
  28. “Did you seriously just quote Mortal Kombat?”
  29. “Are you blushing?”
  30. “I’m gone for five minutes and you almost die!”
  31. “That has a nice ring to it.”
  32. “I’m sorry, are you joking or are you really wondering?”
  33. “I can die peacefully now.”
  34. “You want me to do what now?”
  35. “Could you be my blanket? I’m freezing!”
  36. “You may have trained me, but I can still kick your ass.”
  37. “That sounded unsettling.”
  38. “So, maybe I was in a little over my head.”
  39. “I’m here. I’ve got you.”
  40. “It’s just so hard, sometimes.”
  41. “I swear, if that’s the tornado siren, I’m going out and breaking it in half.”
  42. “Did you make this green crap?”
  43. “Why do you look like a unicorn threw up on you?”
  44. “Oooo! A real-life martian!”
  45. “I’m here to see a Dr. Pepper.”
  46. “You should’ve come to me.”
  47. “So, do I wait to freak out or can I do that immediately?”
  48. “Permission to punch them?”
  49. “Where are they? Tell me now!”
  50. “You’re like a regular Indiana Jones.”

Ask Away!

as an aside, i’ll be posting a list of requests I currently have in my inbox so you dolls and beaus can see what’s to come. XOXOXOXOXO


Let’s have a good round of applause for some other fellow YouTubers! A stoic af Dutchmen and an eternally sugar high American! YouTuber Ned really satisfies me in a way I cannot explain… And yes, their Minecraft skins are their canon clothes!

Also, Nor is suspiciously good at games and no one knows why. 


Well, that’s a relief.

anonymous asked:

hey uncle mod, how those hands doing?

Getting better, I think? but it’s kinda slow; I did try not to use them for anything resembling drawing for the first half of the week, but I’ve been having a little go at the doodle comic to break myself back in when they’ve been feeling up to it. Still on a sort of hiatus officially but maybe I’ll be able to do some more work come the weekend. Thanks for asking buddy, I’m sorry you all have to be so patient with me!

So I just woke up...

and I was having a dream that I was in class and Arima Kishou was my English professor.

And it wasn’t like some sort of sexy “Give me a private lesson, teacher” dream (not that I have those, but still), it was a “someone kill me this guy is strict as fuck and I’m about to fail” dream.

Luckily I woke up before he finished grading my essay…

mystrade in thirty different AU settings (x):

  •   [16/30] Bodyguard AU

The kind of life Mycroft Holmes lives is not welcoming to friends or beloved ones, but it does require a bodyguard who slowly claims both of those titles.

“We hang the lights, have snowball fights
and sing our favourite tunes;
all of these are memories
I make each year with you.”

l+h advent calendar: Day 19!

Hello beauties of mine! So, unfortunately, I’m unable to publish anything today. I was going to put some works in the queue last night but I was reminded of a presentation I have to finish by the end of today. I’m hoping to write some more after class this evening for you guys to read all the way up to the 6th (I have an insane work schedule that won’t allow me to get to it otherwise starting the 30th). Thank you lovelies for your understanding and support! I love you all! xx

Originally posted by lindseyluvsdrag


//Just wanted to let everyone know that we are doing fine. We’re moved in and getting settled, but we don’t have any internet. *chuckles* Hence why we have not been active. There are two libraries within easy walking distance of the house, but for some reason my (Liz’s) anxiety has gotten so high that I can’t leave the house without someone accompanying me. Hopefully I can find a way to remedy this soon. 

Anyway, I’ll try to badger Theo to get online more. He has internet at work and is allowed to browse whenever he has nothing else to do. *chuckles*

Thanks for your patience, everyone! We’ll get this sorted out as soon as possible and get back to being active online. :) //

The Most Interesting Abbreviated Memory Test I Have Ever Done
  • *for best effect, imagine my voice as that of a modern Briton and imagine the patient's voice as that of an old lady from Downtown Abbey*
  • Doctorphantom: Hello! I'm Doctorphantom, one of the doctors on the ward today. I just wanted to do a quick memory test on you if you don't mind, just to compare with the memory test we did on you when you first came to us. Is that all right?
  • Patient: Ohhhhh! Hellooooo! So you're a doctor? Myyyy aren't you young! Doctors are getting younger and younger! Handsome too!
  • DP: Haha. Thanks dear. Let's start the test shall we, I just need to -
  • Patient: Ohhh already? But I don't have a pen. Can I borrow yours young man?
  • DP: Oh don't worry, you don't need one.
  • Patient: Oh good
  • DP: You just need to answer my questions. Shall I start?
  • Patient: Yes, yes, go ahead.
  • *patient procedes to answer her age and DOB correctly*
  • DP: OK, what year is it?
  • Patient: Ohhhh, ahhhh, two million and...........fourteen.
  • DP: Two million? You told me you were born in 19xx though and you were in your 90s. You aren't nearly 2 million years old now are you? Haha.
  • Patient: Ohhhh, I had no idea I was 2 million years old! I need more candles on my cake doctor!!
  • DP: No, no! You were right the first time, dear! You ARE in your 90s. It is the year two thousand and fourteen.
  • Patient: Oh I SEE!
  • DP: OK, do you know which hospital you are in?
  • Patient: Yes, you're hospital.
  • DP: But what is it called? Or what is this area called?
  • Patient: Hmmmmm it must be called doctorphantom's hospital I'm guessing?
  • DP: I wish! But no, you are in X hospital.
  • Patient: Oh bother! I knew that. I just couldn't quite remember.
  • DP: Don't worry! Let's move onto the next question. Do you know what time it is right now, roughly?
  • Patient: I bet you know what I'm going to say....
  • DP: What's that?
  • Patient: About time you got a watch!
  • DP: Hahaha, but really though, what time or time of day do you think it is?
  • Patient: Oh, I guess it's around one O'clock because I had that dreadful hospital lunch not too long ago.
  • DP: Yeah that's right.
  • Patient: Oh so you've tasted hospital food too? I just can't stomach it!
  • DP: Hahaha, I was referring to you telling me the correct time! OK, when was the end of world war 2?
  • Patient: Oh, I remember that well. *patient begins telling me a long tale*
  • DP: *finally finds a point to interject at whilst not seeming rude* - ah, so what year was that when you heard the last bomb go off?
  • Patient: Hmmmmm, I can't seem to remember actually! Ask me again another time.
  • DP: "omg, I listened to all that for nothing >_>" OK, who is sitting on the throne?
  • Patient: Oh, her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth!
  • DP: Correct
  • Patient: It should really be me though *said in a genuinely disappointed voice*
  • DP: Hahaha. OK just a few more questions:
  • *I continue to ask the rest of the AMT questions: counting down from 20 to 1, recalling an address, recognising my job*
  • DP: OK! All done. You didn't do too bad at all, an improvement from when we first saw you actually.
  • Patient: Oh good! I passed! Will you give me a memory certificate now?
  • DP: Haha, not exactly, but it's important for us to know that your memory has returned to it's baseline.
  • Patient: Can you give me a certificate anyway? That WAS a hard test after all!
  • DP: Haha, I'll see what I can do. It was lovely to see you, dear. Take care
  • Patient: Oh you too young man! Do visit!
  • *I come back later with a powerpoint certificate I cobbled together*
  • Patient: Ahhhh! My certificate! I am going to put this right next to my hard of hearing sign on top of my bed! Thanks love!
  • DP: Hahaha! Not a problem! Have a nice day!

anonymous asked:

i am totally here for peggy smut threesome (sorry for asking twice, i assumed tumblr ate it). and thank you for being so patient with all our requests <3 you're like the fic dealer.

Yay! Okay, well I think I’m ready with a list now! It’s woefully short, because I really don’t read as much Peggy-centric fic as I should. 

She Houses Tornadoes by triedunture

Rated E // 7258 words 

Summary: Peggy has been giving Steve what he needs for a while now: a firm hand. At his request, she’ll do the same for Sgt. Barnes. If he’s up to the challenge. Look, do you want to see Peggy Carter domming the heck out of two smug-faced twerps? This may be for you. Bucky and Steve have fooled around together in the past, if that skews it either way for you.

Sonic Says: I love this fic so much. It’s probably one of my favorite Peggy fics, as well as a favorite smut. 

Air Raid by bob-genghis-khan

Rated E // 3762 words // Part of a series

Summary: AKA being mean to Bucky Barnes for fun and pleasure.

Sonic Says: BDSM! Threesomes! Hot as fuck. 

Half of the History (We Shall Never Know) by Speranza

Rated E // 36675 words 

Summary: This is a war story.

Sonic Says: This isn’t really a Peggy fic, but I love the parts with Peggy. Also, threesomes…again…surprise… >u>

new york is the ocean (and the ocean is bleedin’ salt) by defcontwo

Rated M // 3739 words

Summary: It is 1970, and ten minutes and however many blocks ago, Rebecca Barnes looked across the street and out of the corner of her eye, saw a man ascending from the U-Bahn and set off down the street. He had on a dark coat and he walked with a deep, heavy weight to his gait, a swagger with no joy in it, and for all that he walked with his head down, she saw enough to be sure, in that moment so completely dead certain, that he wore her brother’s face.The trouble is, James Buchanan Barnes has been dead for twenty-six years.

Sonic Says: Okay this one is more about Bucky’s sister, Rebecca Barnes, than it is about Peggy. But the parts with Peggy are great, again. And it’s Peggy/Rebecca, which is extra awesome. :)