The more I realize that woman is bout to fuck the shit outta Mr. Clean.
He’s about to clean up… in that pussy. He’s about to clean the cobwebs outta her coochie. He’s about to wax on, wax off that ass. He’s gonna leave that shit pine clean. Her husband’s gonna come home, try to get a nut, and that pussy’s gonna scream “Proctor & Gamble!” He’s not Mister-Steal-Yo-Girl, He’s Mr. Clean-Up-Man. Been taking yo bitch since 1958.
1. Older brother Namjoon + rest of BTS scold you PT.9
2. The boys only made it worse *WARNING (M) Sensitive* PT.2
3. Brother Jungkook tells Taehyung to take you on a date, GONE WRONG. Part.5
+ The first TWO requests that I have in my as box ~
Thank you to everyone who voted ~ if your asks in my ask box only consists of the numbers you’ve requested then I won’t be answering them, just letting you all know so that no one thinks that I’m ignoring them.^^
All the other ones I will update next will be based on the number of votes also ♡
oh a random slice of life from visiting my sister in Maryland. It was me, my older sister the Lt. Col. (who just moved to MD from GA), and Middle-Little sister, and we were painting Lt. Col. Sister’s middle son’s room in the new house. It had wood-panel walls and glossy black trim, it had to go before the child could really live there, he’s a seven-year-old ball of sunshine and can’t be subjected to wood paneling. So we painted it all in shades of blue and it took forgoddamnever.
At one point someone brought up the thing about the Gay Cousin– you know, how there’s always one– and how our group of cousins is so white-bread that I’m the closest thing we have. And yeah, I mean, I’m a whole person, so I count, but I’m so invisibly queer, I’ve had the same dude for 15 years now and nobody realizes.
As if to prove the point, Lt. Col. Husband was standing in the doorway with a beer, having just put the kids to bed, and said, “Wait, in what way are you the gay cousin???”
I’ve known the guy a decade. “I’m bi,” I said. “I was pretty serious with a woman before Dude. I’m clearly not super into getting around, but I’m definitely not a straight person either.”
He was like, “does that count??” and to their credit, both of my sisters were like, “yes that counts what is wrong with you”, and he sort of went off and stood in the corner with his feathers all ruffled for a moment.
Buddy, I’m the sister that likes you, don’t screw this up. And also, yet more testament to the fact that if you don’t know any gay people, it’s because you’re not paying attention.
This narrative of how you Come Out one time and then you’re Gay Forever is like, the least true thing ever to become a narrative trope…
Also he tried to argue about the upcoming cakes for gays Supreme Court case on the basis of homophobia being a 2,000-year-old religious practice and i was like are you seriously reducing all of Christianity to homophobia maybe crack a Bible sometime and read the bit where Jesus actually talked, it might open your eyes. Also if it’s cool to refuse cakes for gays, why can’t lunch counters be whites only too? I mean what kind of America are you arguing to live in, here?
I got the feeling he was doing the white dude arguing for the sake of arguing thing that’s so fucking obnoxious, but I was Not Having It so we didn’t get far into that. I told him to let me paint his child’s bedroom in peace.
Here’s the bottom line, y’all. Wanna sexualize RandL? Cool. Gonna do it A LOT? Well, you’re in the right place. Don’t like it AT ALL? That’s perfectly okay. If you see a lot of posts you hate, unfollow that person. Simple. Don’t complain to them to change. Don’t start wars about this stuff. Just unfollow. It’s that simple. There’s a lot of people on both sides, if stuff makes you uncomfortable… you know how to solve that.
“I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.”
Happy 71st Birthday Gilda Susan Radner!❤️
(June 28th, 1946- ∞)
Ok so i don’t Know if Klance will be canon, but I’m going need to get this out of my system regardless, because their characters are so crucial to one another. So buckle tf up i guess. (Warning: hella long)
Lance and Keith both need to mature a little. Not to completely change their personalities, but maybe so that like… Keith stops getting his ass handed to him in one (1) man showdowns against intergalactic dictators, and Lance stops picking fights with teammates and gains some true self confidence.
The thing is that Keith and Lance can prompt each other to grow. They’re such obvious character foils. There’s the glaringly obvious binary opposites of red and blue, fire and ice, but it goes beyond colour/element symbolism. Right down to their characterizations they clash; hot headedness vs staying (somewhat) cool under pressure, mr perfect vs raging insecurity, shack-hermit vs social butterfly. Same with their backstories: orphan vs large family, desert vs sea town… I’ll try not to go on and on lol, because i definitely could
They quite literally butt heads, but they learn through their differences. Keith (unknowingly) motivated Lance to work his hardest in the Garrison, and, as like pretty much everyone has pointed out, Lance calls Keith out on his rash decisions. And of course, there’s the ever-iconic “we make a good team” to sum it all up.
I’m just so excited to see them bettered by their differences. Especially now that Shiro’s gone, Keith’s going to be so alone and have so much responsibility to shoulder, and Lance is gonna have to confront his feelings of inferiority with Keith in the official leadership position. I hope they always tease and bicker because i love that shit, but i want to see them trust and admire one another more openly. To rely on and support each other - not just in monologues to Yuppers or on the brink of death.
It’s just such a great writing opportunity for character development, and could fit so perfectly into show’s narrative of maturing to shoulder this immense burden of protecting the universe, of becoming not just a team but a family. And just….fuck like it could be so good… we could have it all….. come on
For some reason I honestly didn’t expect that anyone would read (or reply!) to my posts, and I literally just checked my activity feed a few minutes ago and saw your comments, all of which sincerely meant so much. Thank you for thinking of me and taking a moment to comment.
I didn’t want your thoughts to go to waste, so I’d like to take a moment out of my usual (boring) text posts to reply.
From my “Still Waiting” post (wow, seriously thank you all so much, I can’t say it enough):
@lemming-rules - omg thank you so much. The fact that anyone has ever thought this about my writing ever, and then taken a moment to write such a comment is blowing my mind. That’s the kind of comment I save and read later when I’m having a shitty day and in a failure spiral.
@anyotherday - Agreed! Thankful Korea is still…there. But really, it’s such a legit option and feels less scary to know there’s this other great place to live out there. (Love reading your posts as you work through a similar struggle, I think–to stay or to go hahaha)
@coffeeandkimchi - wow, excellent tumblr name hahaha! Apparently an awesome combo? But seriously so good to hear from you and I feel you so hard–my husband also doesn’t want to go back until he’s been successful here. I feel so much less alone after reading that, so thank you for sharing! I’d absolutely love to know more about what you’ve experienced while returning home with your husband!
@sajasmom - That’s a great perspective and definitely something we’ll need to consider over the next few months if my husband still continues to struggle with getting a career type job. Just so torn about which makes more sense–continuing with his career in Korea, or pausing and going to grad school in the US…what complicates matters is that I’m no spring chicken (lolll) and might need to get going on the family making front soonish…so a lot to consider! Grad school might have the better payoff in the long run, but so hard to predict in the moment?
And from the “7 months in Korea” post:
@sealbb - Wow, so interesting to hear about your experience doing government work as well. I honestly never imagined it could be so bad! Agree 100% with everything you said and can confirm I experienced all the same probs even in such a short time. I’ll be interested to hear what you and Sun do and what decision you make! Choosing a country to live in is so deep and layered and complex and basically I’ve concluded that it’s impossible to compare countries, so you’re left with deciding with your gut hahaha (I mean, maybe there’s more to it than that but it certainly feels that way haha)
Again thank you so much for your thoughts and support, it means a lot knowing you’re out there and thinking of us!!
And sorry if this post is ridiculously extra…I just got so excited to see your comments that I had to reply. (In sentimental terms, my heart overflowed so without hesitation I took to my keyboard to pour it out.)
wow you wrote a gotzeus HS AU?? How invested are you in BVB exactly???
Somebody asked me to write a drabble for them. So I did. And then I was like…hey…what if I try to make this into something a bit longer? So yeah. I don’t even know. And I just realized that I only deleted it from AO3, but I still have it here on Tumblr.
Since it’s Pride Month I just want to remind you guys that bisexuality is real, is valid, that bi people don’t have to prove their sexuality to you and that they’re the b in lgbtq+ so they should be treated with respect within the community