you're about to lose your girl

Wicked Lyric Meme
  • "Isn't it nice to know that good will conquer evil?"
  • "No one mourns the wicked."
  • "The good man scorns the wicked."
  • "Goodness knows, the wickeds lives are only."
  • "Goodness knows, the wicked die alone."
  • "Are people born wicked? Or do they have wickedness thrust upon them?"
  • "Have another drink, my dark eyed beauty."
  • "Woe to those who spurn what goodness they are shown."
  • "Many years I have waited for a gift like yours to appear."
  • "My future is unlimited."
  • "What is this feeling so sudden and new?"
  • "Let's just say, I loathe it all."
  • "Every little trait, however small, makes my very flesh begin to crawl."
  • "There's a strange exhilaration in such total detestation."
  • "I will be loathing you my whole life long."
  • "These things are sent to try us."
  • "The trouble with school is they always try to teach the wrong lesson."
  • "Life's more painless for the brainless."
  • "It's just life, so keep dancing through."
  • "Life is fraughtless for the thoughtless."
  • "Those who don't try never look foolish."
  • "I hope you'll save at least one dance for me. I'll be right there. Waiting. All night."
  • "It's clear we deserve each other."
  • "Finally for this one night, I'm about to have a fun night."
  • "Black is this year's pink."
  • "I've got something to confess. A reason, well, why I asked you here tonight."
  • "We deserve each other. Don't we?"
  • "I've decided to make you my new project."
  • "When someone needs a makeover, I simply have to take over."
  • "You're gonna be popular!"
  • "I'll teach you the proper ploys when you talk to boys, little ways to flirt and flounce."
  • "I'll help you be popular!"
  • "Don't be offended by my frank analysis, think of it as personality dialysis."
  • "Did they have brains or knowledge? Don't make me laugh!"
  • "It's not about aptitude, its the way you're viewed."
  • "He could be that boy, but I'm not that girl."
  • "Don't dream too far."
  • "Don't lose sight of who you are."
  • "Wishing only wounds the heart."
  • "One short day full of so much to do."
  • "I think we've found the place where we belong."
  • "One short day to have a lifetime of fun."
  • "I am a sentimental man who's always longed to be a father."
  • "I think everyone deserves the chance to fly."
  • "Why couldn't you have stayed calm for once instead of flying off the handle!"
  • "I hope you're happy how you hurt your cause forever."
  • "I hope you're proud how you would grovel in submission to feed your own ambition."
  • "I don't want it- no- I can't want it anymore."
  • "Something has changed within me. Something is not the same."
  • "I'm through with playing by the rules of someone else's game."
  • "It's time to try defying gravity."
  • "Can't I make you understand youre having delusions of grandeur?"
  • "I'm through accepting limits cuz someone says they're so."
  • "Some things I cannot change but til I try, I'll never know."
  • "If that's love it comes at much too high a cost."
  • "I really hope you get it and you don't live to regret it."
  • "If in flying solo, at least I'm flying free."
  • "Happy is what happens when all your dreams come true."
  • "People are so empty headed, they'll believe anything."
  • "I can't harbor a fugitive. I'm an elected official."
  • "There isn't a spell for everything."
  • "Finally from these powers, something good."
  • "Surely now I'll matter less to you. You won't mind my leaving here tonight."
  • "I've got to go appeal to her. Express the way I feel for her."
  • "You're going to lose your heart to me, I tell you."
  • "I never asked for this or planned it in advance."
  • "If you insist I will be wonderful."
  • "Where I'm from we believe all sorts of things that aren't true. We call it history."
  • "A rich man's a thief or a philanthropist."
  • "Is one a crusader or a ruthless invader?"
  • "It's all in which label is able to persist."
  • "I need help believing you're with me tonight."
  • "My wildest dreamings could not foresee lying beside you with you wanting me."
  • "I'll make every last moment last as long as you're mine."
  • "Maybe I'm brainless, maybe I'm wise, but you've got me seeing through different eyes."
  • "Somehow I've fallen under your spell."
  • "Say there's no future for us as a pair."
  • "Know I'll be here holding you as long as you're mine."
  • "It's just...for the first time, I feel wicked."
  • "Let his flesh not be torn."
  • "Let his blood leave no stain."
  • "Let him never die."
  • "You're the latest victim of my greatest achievment in a long career of distress."
  • "No good deed goes unpunished. That's my new creed."
  • "Was I really seeking good or just seeking attention?"
  • "No good deed will I do again!"
  • "Wickedness must be punished. Evil effectively eliminated."
  • "I've heard it said that people come into our lives for a reason, bringing something we must learn."
  • "We are led to those who help us most to grow if we let them."
  • "I know I'm wrong am today because I knew you."
  • "Who can say if I've been changed for the better."
  • "Because I knew you, I have been changed for good."
  • "So much of me is made of what I learned from you."
  • "I ask forgiveness for the things I've done you blame me for."
Which Character Should You Fight: Starmyu Edition (2.0?)
  • Hoshitani Yuuta: Why would you fight him? ... Then again, try it. He'll make you reconsider your decision and you'll become best buddies and sing a duet together. That's Miracle Hoshitani for you.
  • Nayuki Tooru: Why, though? He's so sweet! Then again, he's not exactly sane and could stab you with a kitchen knife if he feels threatened. Don't.
  • Tsukigami Kaito: You'd probably have a good chance against this nerd, but then all of his brother's friends and fans would skin you alive. Better not.
  • Tengenji Kakeru: The thing about friends and fans is still valid, except the guy can kick your ass himself. But do it. It'll be fun, you boor.
  • Kuga Shuu: Dude was a delinquent in middle school and won bloody fights against groups of people of unspecified numbers. Do you value your life? If so, don't fight Kuga Shuu.
  • Tatsumi Rui: If you're thinking about fighting Princess Rui, you're a terrible person and I hope the rest of Ayanagi Academy kicks your ass. Don't fight him. He's a sweet child.
  • Sawatari Eigo: Yeah, you could win a fight against him. But if he's without his glasses, it's an unfair advantage you got, and if he's with his glasses, you're an uneducated prick for hitting someone with glasses. Either way, you lose the moral ground here.
  • Ugawa Akira: Go ahead. He has grown as a character, but it'll still be fun to see you having your ass kicked by a 160cm guy.
  • Toraishi Izumi: He survived years of being Kuga Shuu's best friend. it means he'll either kick your ass, or you'll end up making out. Well, try it out. Unless you ain't into guys, that is.
  • Inumine Seishirou: That would be like kicking a literal puppy. Don't. (Also, both Ugawa and Toraishi would kick your ass.)
  • Ageha Riku: Only fight this nerd if he's in his pre-"got told by Tsukigami Haruto" phase. After that phase, though, please leave him alone. He has suffered enough.
  • Hachiya Sou: Remember the glasses thing? Besides, you don't need to fight him. He'll trip on his own step and punch himself on the face. Poor thing. Please let him be. He's already fighting hard fights.
  • Kitahara Ren: PLEASE FOR EVERYTHING THAT'S SACRED FIGHT HIM. He deserves a punch. Maybe ten. He'll probably destroy you and call you "guilty" afterwards, but well damn worth a try. Of course, it could bckfire and he could fall in love with you, but you'd feel a cathartic release for having beaten the guy. "Yuuzai janai" or whatever.
  • Nanjou Kouki: You can go ahead, but I'll have to warn you he'll get off on being beaten and you two will probably end this fight on his bed, with his sleeping satisfied smile and your very confused look as to what the heck just happened.
  • Ootori Itsuki: Please fight him. Dude needs some fun in his life and maybe that's just what he needs to have fun. Give the guy some fun. He'll probably thank you later.
  • Hiiragi Tsubasa: What have I said about hitting people who use glasses? Besides, he could get you suspended or expelled, even if you don't study at Ayanagi. Don't.
  • Akatsuki Kyouji: Please do it. He still kinda deserves it. Okay, just a little bit, but...
  • Christian Lion Yuzuriha: Dunno, man. Dude looks dangerous. You know, never trust the girly dudes to be bad at fighting. Last time someone underestimated a girly guy, he punched a nerd square on the face. Dude got knocked out cold.
  • Sazanami Sakuya: I know dude has a girly name and all, BUT HE THROWS PEOPLE AROUND IN HIS DOJO FOR FUN. HE'S A SKILLED MARTIAL ARTIST. DO NOT FIGHT HIM UNLESS YOU'RE A BLACK BELT YOURSELF.
  • Tsukigami Haruto: Unless you want to be eaten alive by his fans, better not. Even if he kinda deserves it.
  • Uozumi Asaki: He's gonna accept the challenge. And even if he loses, he'll be thankful that at least he got to blow away some steam. You'd be doing him a favor.
  • Futaba Taiga: He's a ray of sunshine! Why would you? But sure! You know he'll probably give you a swift beating all while smiling, but go for it!
  • Saotome Ritsu: What did I say about trying to fight pretty boys? Even more if they have pink hair! He's gonna destroy you so hard, not even your parents will remember your existence. You'll be erased from reality by a pink haired pretty boy.
  • Nayuki Yuki: Nope. Better not. She's gonna kick your butt. And if you're a grown-up, you don't wanna lose to a 13 years old girl now, do you?
  • Nayuki Tsumugi: Beware the quiet ones. Even worse than her twin. Better leave her alone, too.
  • Tavian: She's a cute little cat. You monster. I hope she scratches your face and Tengenji kicks your unmentionables for even thinking about fighting this precious angel.
One day you’ll see the girl who was always there wouldn’t always be. She was not just a backup plan for you. She wasn’t a convenience.. But you treated her like she was. You were shocked when she didn’t respond to you. You were shocked when she said she didn’t want to be with you right now. Well what the fuck did you expect? You date all these girls who treat you like nothing while she picks up the pieces of your shattered heart. Never thinking that seeing you broken hurt her. Never thinking that one day she’ll leave. And now she is..Does that scare you? Are you afraid of losing her? Do you even care enough to stop her? Will you swallow your pride enough to realize that she could be the antidote? Will you speak up before she runs so far away from this town that the only thing that will hear the echoes of you screaming, “I opened my eyes. It’s you. It was always you..” will be the cave you took her to on that cold spring night when you wanted her to realize adventure was everywhere? Will you realize that the reason you’re reminded of her when you look at the moon is not only because of the night you stood under it laughing about nothing, it just may be because she brings light to your darkest nights? Are you willing to fight? Because if you don’t realize her presence means something to you soon.. You might have to find out that losing her does.
—  The girl you’re about to lose
Beautiful Creatures Sentence Meme
  • "I've been having the same dream for months now."
  • "I want him/her, no matter what happens."
  • "At first I thought I was losing my mind. Then I realized it would be no great loss."
  • "Insanity's inevitable."
  • "It was like love before first sight."
  • "Only two types of people here, the ones too stupid to leave and the ones too stuck to move."
  • "Anything is better than a life standing still."
  • "To be unstuck in time in a constant state of stage fright."
  • "If I dress like I care, I lose credibility."
  • "I envy people in comas."
  • "How does loving Jesus make that man/woman so crazy?"
  • "Why would anyone wanna move here?"
  • "How 'bout you and I go see a movie or something? Oh, that'd be just heaven!"
  • "I wish you would stop reading those types of books, they're bad for your mind."
  • "_____ looks like death eating a cracker."
  • "Are you nuts? You almost killed me!"
  • "You know I never understood why Leo had to die in the end! Why couldn't they take turns?"
  • "If I get in the car, will there be more of this interesting conversation? Because I'd rather drown."
  • "I can't believe you told me the ending to Titanic!"
  • "Well, that was a dead-end conversation on a road going nowhere."
  • "I don't feel like being a haunted house attraction today."
  • "Some people never go crazy, what truly horrible lives they must live."
  • "I think we need time apart."
  • "I pray every night you won't go straight to Hell."
  • "I won't go straight to Hell, I wanna stop off in New York first."
  • "This is one of those banned books."
  • "You can't pray in class."
  • "Never been on the outside looking in, have you?"
  • "I memorized this whole thing to impress you. Damn!"
  • "I never know whether you're insulting me or not."
  • "Again, wrong century."
  • "_____ loves Google."
  • "I hope this doesn't sound weird but I think I've been dreaming about you every night for months."
  • "That did not sound as creepy as it did in my head."
  • "So, like what, you're from Europe?"
  • "We prefer the term "Caster.""
  • "That is such a mortal thing to say."
  • "I hate hiding all the time."
  • "You're a miracle. Why would you ever want to be normal?"
  • "You wanna go out with me?"
  • "Wait, am I going out the window?"
  • "Promise me it'll be a really normal, awkward teenager date."
  • "I won't even call you after!"
  • "Let's get out of here."
  • "Most people spend their entire lives waiting for a moment that's going to change everything and it never comes."
  • "What could happen besides getting your first hangover?"
  • "They can choose, why can't you?"
  • "I don't know who I really am inside."
  • "I distinctly remember not inviting you."
  • "Boyfriend/girlfriend, huh?"
  • "Loving this boy/girl puts you in terrible danger!"
  • "You're not losing me!"
  • "No matter what you do, no matter they do to me, I'm still here! Now what does that tell you!"
  • "And I yelled at you because I care about you!"
  • "I don't want to be any further away from you than I am right now."
  • "I'm scared I'm gonna hurt you."
  • "Go ahead, kill me."
  • "The person I love has to die!"
  • "I just want to be with you."
  • "That's okay, I don't think you're cool now."
  • "How am I gonna survive a lifetime with you surprising me?"
  • "They took you from me."
  • "You can never be together."
  • "Define 'good.'"

anonymous asked:

what if less more less problems is actually a super cute girl who has a crush on you and would show you her armpits any day but you're just being a tsundere about it? This could be your change at your own romantic comedy anime series.

But then if I actually get the girl too early I’d lose sales.

What the plan is should be me being completely oblivious and dense until 3 years later and then pick the girl while shitting on every other character because the author can’t write a good fucking ending even if the side characters weren’t as good as the main girl but were still pretty good or at least decent

Originally posted by bokumetsu

I ship them hardcore tho 😍
  • Derek Morgan: It sucks, doesn't it?
  • Penelope Garcia: What?
  • Derek Morgan: Just knowing that we couldn't have done any of this without you.
  • Penelope Garcia: [scoffing laugh] Yeah, pretty much.
  • Derek Morgan: I'm proud of you, Penelope. Despite everything that happened, you came back... and you got the job done.
  • Penelope Garcia: The sight of blood used to make me run away. And two nights ago I ran towards it.
  • Derek Morgan: It means you're changing into someone stronger than you realize. You cared enough to risk your own life to try and save someone else.
  • Penelope Garcia: Yeah, but... what's the difference between being strong and being jaded? I'm scared, Derek. I don't want to lose who I am just so I can do this job.
  • Derek Morgan: We are in one of the most beautiful places on Earth. I know you see that, don't you?
  • Penelope Garcia: Yeah.
  • Derek Morgan: Then we have nothing to worry about. It's who you are, baby girl. You see the beauty in everything and everyone no matter where you go. That part of you is never gonna change, and I won't let it.
  • Penelope Garcia: I don't need you to protect me.
  • Derek Morgan: Tough. I think I'm gonna stay on the job a little while longer.
  • Penelope Garcia: Yeah?
  • Derek Morgan: Mm-hmm.
  • Penelope Garcia: How much longer?
  • Derek Morgan: Every day of my life.
  • Penelope Garcia: I kind of love you, Derek Morgan.
  • Derek Morgan: I kinda love you, Penelope Garcia.
Heathers: The Musical Roleplay Starters
  • "We could be beautiful."
  • "Just not today."
  • "I pray for a better way."
  • "You've got a bone to pick?"
  • "You've come so far!"
  • "I'd normally bite your face off."
  • "I'm feeling nice."
  • "Seems every time I'm about to despair, there's a seven eleven right there..."
  • "Don't open a vein, just freeze your brain!"
  • "I could change my name and ride up to Seattle."
  • "I'm a dead girl walking."
  • "Sorry, but I really had to wake you."
  • "See, I've decided I must ride you till I break you."
  • "You're my last meal on death row."
  • "Shut your mouth, and lose them tightie-whities!"
  • "No sleep tonight for you, better chug that Mountain Dew."
  • "Yeah, we're damaged, really damaged, but that does not make us wise?"
  • "Your love's too good to lose."
  • "I wish your dad were good."
  • "I wish grown-ups understood."
  • "I wish we'd met before they convinced you life was war."
  • "No one here deserves to die."
'Miss Saigon' Sentence Starters
  • "Just give that virgin act a rest."
  • "I got an itch and, baby, you'd better scratch it."
  • "They swear like men, they screw like boys."
  • "I will not cry, I will not think."
  • "Man, you need some action to clear your head."
  • "Why does nothing here make sense?"
  • "I want my memories as they were, but now I'll leave remembering her/him."
  • "I have had my fill of pain, I will not look back again. I would rather die."
  • "One and the same, you and I."
  • "When you were in trouble, man, I covered for you!"
  • "You have no right to be here, I'm not a prize you can claim."
  • "Go on and shoot! I will not change my mind."
  • "You are still mine. You're mine until we die."
  • "Stay with me, and hold me tight, and dance like it's the last night of the world."
  • "The time will come when nothing keeps us apart."
  • "What's haunting you?"
  • "There's a big screw loose inside you, I will rip it out of your head!"
  • "Do you see now who has power?"
  • "I am talking of life or death now, I am talking of staying free!"
  • "I'm warning you, for him/her, I'll kill!"
  • "If you want to die in bed, don't care too much for country."
  • "No-one can stop what I must do."
  • "I swear, I'd give my life for you."
  • "She has a child. You have a son/daughter."
  • "Hahahahahaha! I'm depressed."
  • "You will never be free; not as long as there's me!"
  • "He/She betrayed you once, and he will again."
  • "Get back, I tell you, don't shout!"
  • "They'll kill who they find here, don't leave us behind here!"
  • "It could kill her/him to lose you. And maybe, just maybe, you need her/him too."
  • "If you're hers/his, then be hers/his, and forget about me now!"
  • "_____ is smart, she/he'll understand."
  • "I still taste your kisses."
  • "Perfume can cover a stench, that's what I learned from the French."
  • "I'm too good to waste my talent for greed."
  • "Girls can buy tits by the pair, the American dream!"
  • "Just sell your soul and you gain the American dream."
  • "Is this too much? I can never tell."
  • "Hold me one last time."
  • "How in one night have we come so far?"
Random Lyric Starters (Part one)
  • "It's funny how the night can make you blind"
  • "We call you sunshine"
  • "She knows how to treat a fella right"
  • "We don't have to go home"
  • "Don't tell me you're sorry cause you're not"
  • "We know that shit ain't real"
  • "You don't have to fight it"
  • "I almost wish you would've loved me too"
  • "I can't do anything right"
  • "We got nowhere else to go"
  • "It's not your fault so please stop your crying now"
  • "I don't even know how I'm getting home"
  • "He's into me for everything I'm not"
  • "I can't help her now"
  • "You always find a way to bring me down when I feel fine"
  • "Alive is all I want to feel tonight"
  • "Every inch of you is perfect"
  • "Tell em that it's my birthday"
  • "There's so much more to life than what you're feeling now"
  • "I almost wrote a song about you today"
  • "And the award for the best lie goes to you"
  • "That river was cold but we gave love a chance"
  • "I just can't win for losing"
  • "This is all I need"
  • "Quit your bitchin', move your feet"
  • "I'm in love with a girl who knows me better"
  • "Your backhanded compliments suck the air out of the room"
  • "That was quite a show, very entertaining"
  • "I almost held up a grocery store"
  • "You don't look a day over fast cars and freedom"
  • "Hey don't rain on my parade and kill a perfect day wasting my time"
  • "Every night's my birthday"
  • "We are free tonight"
  • "There's no room for anyone who dares to do something different"
  • "If you like me, then say you like me"
  • "Baby, don't move"
  • "Now I'm destined to spend my time missing you"
  • "You know I'm all about that bass"
  • "You gotta party like it's not your birthday"
  • "I'm never going down, I'm never giving up, I'm never gonna leave"
  • "You can only believe in yourself"
  • "I promise you don't need to hide it anymore"
  • "I need to be where you are"
I want you to understand that you are beautiful. I don’t care what you look like or what other girls look like. I want you to know that you are beautiful because your smile is breathtaking, your laughter is music, your hugs are warm, your kisses are amazing, your eyes light up my world, and everything else about you makes me feel like I’m the luckiest guy in the world and I don’t deserve you. You are beautiful and I want you to understand that you are beautiful.
—  My boyfriend when I was looking in the mirror this morning
Spiderman 3 (2007 Movie): Sentence Starters
  • "Whatever comes our way, whatever battle we have raging inside us, we always have a choice."
  • "It's the choices that make us who we are, and we can always choose to do what's right."
  • "You gonna kill me like you killed my father?"
  • "No. He despised you. You were an embarrassment to him."
  • "You took him from me. He loved me."
  • "I'm done trying to convince you."
  • "You came."
  • "We'll get you through this."
  • "I never should have hurt you... said those things."
  • "You're my friend."
  • "A couple of minutes ago wouldn't have been so bad either."
  • "Oh, my. What happened?"
  • "Looks like just in the nick of time."
  • "I don't think it's for us to say whether a person deserves to live or die."
  • "Before you know it, turn us into something ugly."
  • "Did you ever propose?"
  • "You said a husband's gotta put his wife before himself."
  • "I'm not ready."
  • "I hurt her."
  • "Well, you start by doing the hardest thing: You forgive yourself."
  • "I know what it feels like. It feels good. The power. Everything. But you'll lose yourself. It'll destroy you. Let it go."
  • "I like being bad. It makes me happy."
  • "If you know what I'm talking about!"
  • "Back then, nothing seemed to go right for me."
  • "People really like me."
  • "Stings doesn't it?"
  • "I protected you in high school. Now I'm gonna kick your little ass."
  • "You're trash."
  • "Your picture's a fake."
  • "You want forgiveness? Get religion."
  • "You are such a boy scout."
  • "We're just horsing around."
  • "I'm begging you. If you do this, I will lose everything. There's not a paper in town that will hire me."
  • "Show this to your editor."
  • "I want him dead too."
  • "Look, I want to kill the spider, you wanna kill the spider. Together, he doesn't stand a chance. Interested?"
  • "End of the line."
  • "Your wife told me to tell you to watch the anger."
  • "Time to take your pill."
  • "Hey. I'm the new guy."
  • "Um, yeah, look, just between you and me, guys kind of an amateur."
  • "From now on, I am gonna be taking shots of you for the Bugle."
  • "But you don't have to worry about that, buddy."
  • "You want a staff job, and you want a staff job, anybody care about what I want?"
  • "Shut up. Get out."
  • "Listen to me! I didn't kill your father!"
  • "You knew this was coming!"
  • "He was trying to kill me! He killed himself!"
  • "I didn't want this. But I had no choice."
  • "We always have a choice."
  • "I needed money."
  • "Why don't you just put down the gun and go home?"
  • "I realize now he was just trying to help me."
  • "I did a terrible thing to you."
  • "I spent a lot of nights wishing I could take it back."
  • "I didn't choose to be this."
  • "I'm not asking you to forgive me. I just want you to understand."
  • "How's the pie?"
  • "I'm just here to talk to you, beautiful!"
  • "Just a little something called 'Nice And Easy', what's on you?"
  • "I need a photographer."
  • "A hundred bucks?"
  • "Film's extra."
  • "Shazam!"
  • "That was OUR kiss!"
  • "It's a funny feeling, not knowing who you are."
  • "Never wound what you can't kill."
  • "Its a free country. Not a rent-free country."
  • "You will get your rent when you fix this DAM DOOR!"
  • "We can find a way to settle this."
  • "You're so right. I'm thinking... humiliation. Kind of like how you humiliated me. Do you remember? Do you remember what you did to me? You made me lose my girl. Now I'm gonna make you lose yours."
  • "How's that sound, tiger?"
  • "An orange?"
  • "I'm really sorry for what happened earlier. I shouldn't have yelled about that door. It was nothing to be angry about."
  • "This is none of your business."
  • "Do you want to push me away?"
  • "Push you away? Why would I want to push you away... I love you!"
  • "They're gonna kill us both."
  • "Your shots are so good."
  • "You don't deserve my help."
  • "Do I have any girlfriends?"
  • "This thing got any more?"
  • "She doesn't know what you are."
  • "Tell me you love me?"
  • "I know you're trying to defend your fathers' honor, but there is no question that he died by his own hand."
  • "What does it matter to you, anyway?"
  • "Hate those things!"
  • "Take your hands off me."
  • "I live in the presence of great truth."
  • "I promise I'll make you healthy again. Whatever it takes, I'll get the money."
  • "I'm not a bad person. Just had bad luck."
  • "They're my best friends... I'd give my life for them."
  • "Was I really good? I was so nervous. My knees were shaking."
  • "It's all about diffusion."
  • "The applause wasn't very loud."
  • "You are such a nerd."
  • "Where do these guys COME from?"
  • "You've taken your eye off the ball."
  • "You know, I guess one person really can make a difference."
  • "It has the characteristics of a symbiote, which needs to bond to a host in order to survive. And once it binds... it can be hard to UNbind."
  • "I love romance. I am French."
  • "You fired him."
  • "I could use some help over here!"
  • "I guess you haven't heard. I'm the sheriff around these parts!"
  • "This could be a tragic day for the people of New York."
  • "It's hard to believe what's happening. The brutality of it. I - I don't know how he can take anymore."
  • "Everybody needs help sometimes."
  • "He's a good boy. He must be in some kind of trouble."
  • "What about that amazing... amazing night that we had?"
  • "We had a coffee."
  • "Make him suffer, make him wish he were dead. First, we attack his heart!"
  • "There seems to be some kind of activity in the web."
  • <p> <b>What she says:</b> I'm fine<p/><b>What she means:</b> Sing it for the boys sing it for the girls every time that you lose it sing it for the world sing it from the heart sing it till you're nuts sing it out for the ones that'll hate your guts sing it for the deaf sing it for the blind sing about everyone that you left behind sing it for the world sing it for the world<p/></p>

But I hope you’re there the day someone gives her the kind of love she’s worthy of and you sit there thinking “damn. What the fuck have I done” and you then realize you let precious gold slip right through your hands and there’s nothing you can do about it anymore because you’ll be irrelevant to her.

WHAT YOUR SMASH MAIN SAYS ABOUT YOU
  • Mario: How fucking basic are you?
  • Luigi: This is still basic, it's like eating a cracker but with some butter.
  • Dr. Mario: A white coat won't cover up the basic.
  • Yoshi: How the fuck do you even play with this little green pissworm? What kind of recovery technique is that? An egg? Do you like falling off the stage because your little green abortion did nothing to help you recover?
  • Peach: You enjoy losing. It's just ridiculous how much you like to lose.
  • Bowser: Your real name is probably Gertrude or Mildred.
  • Bowser Jr: You have a bedtime.
  • Rosalina: Either you have your shield up constantly or you're that one girl who absolutely murdered Mariotehplumber in an online match. By the way have you seen it? If Rosalina is your main you need to watch this video bro. He gets annihilated harder than Fifty Shades of Grey did on Mara Wilson's Twitter.
  • Wario: Jesus Christ you stink.
  • Donkey Kong: PRIMATE BEYBLADE
  • Diddy Kong: SMALLER PRIMATE ROCKET SCIENTIST
  • Link: He doesn't say much about you. In fact he doesn't say anything at all.
  • Toon Link: You're Pegasus from Yu-Gi-Oh.
  • Zelda: This is your first time playing a Smash Bros game and you don't understand why people are upset over her SUPER cool Down+B attack???
  • Sheik: God you're just. So cool. Can I have your number?
  • Ganondorf: You like Captain Falcon's moveset but think he's too gay.
  • Captain Falcon: You like Ganondorf's moveset but think he's too emo.
  • Samus: Your favourite catchphrases are "reverse moves suck" and "counters are gay".
  • Zero Suit Samus: You're a tremendous pervert.
  • Megaman: You empathise with Samus players.
  • Kirby: HEE-YA-HEY! HEE-YA-HEY! HEE-YA-HEY! You're just Ike if Ike was a little fucking pink puffball with two moves.
  • King DeDeDe: You liked Kirby in Melee but you thought you'd try something a little shitter and harder to control but with the exact same moveset.
  • Meta Knight: Your B button is so fucking worn out like you may as well just buy a new controller for those four moves he has.
  • Ike: AETHER! AETHER! AETHER! GREEEAAAAT AETHER! Wow that was 5% luck, 15 percent skill, 100% concentrated power of will, bro.
  • Marth: Your favourite word is kawaii and you own an abundance of manga.
  • Lucina: Who the fuck even is this? Why would you pick her?
  • Robin: YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE THAT STANDS IN PEOPLE'S WAY IN THE HALLS AND MOVES AN INCH A MINUTE JESUS YOU'RE SO FUCKIN SLOW.
  • Shulk: You're a twink and don't lie to me and pretend you don't know what a twink is.
  • Pit: How's that seven chapter Destiel fanfic on your Wattpad page coming along?
  • Dark Pit: Was chapter seven full of angst?
  • Palutena: This? This is your MAIN? This is the character you play as because you think you play the best with her? Do me a favour Broseph, slide that cursor over to Ike and play a real character.
  • Pac-Man: You're so fucking cool. You're everything that's right with the world.
  • Sonic: YESSSSSS CORRECT ANSWER YOU GOT IT RIGHT THIS IS HOW TO SMASH
  • Olimar: He's so tiny. All of his moves are shit. I once played him on level nine and he just walked off the stage himself like he just knows in his heart he's not a winner.
  • Villager: You own a 3DS and it has not been set down since 2013.
  • Little Mac: You hit the gym seven times a day and pick fights with old ladies.
  • Wii Fit Trainer: But those old ladies beat the shit out of you because all you can do is yoga.
  • Fox: YOU'RE ON FUCKING COCAINE SLOW DOWN
  • Falco: YOU'RE ON FUCKING E SLOW DOWN
  • Ness: You /totally/ knew what Earthbound was before you bought Smash.
  • Lucas: And you /totally/ beat it in like, fifteen minutes, if fifteen minutes is a quick amount of time to beat Earthbound.
  • R.O.B.: Don't lie; this isn't your main.
  • Mr. Game and Watch: You're either 53 or you've never played this game before. Either way, pick a character that actually knows how to fight.
  • Duck Hunt Duo: You firmly believe Nintendo can do no wrong and have never made a mistake, not even this one.
  • Pikachu: Wow, you're really good at pressing down+B a lot.
  • Charizard: "Squirtle and Ivysaur were so shit tier anyway. I'm having fun being a dragon that moves at the speed of a dead camel."
  • Greninja: You think Nintendo are doing an excellent job with the Pokemon franchise despite taking out following Pokemon from HG/SS and the distinct lack of a wolf Pokemon, and the distinct presence of a garbage bag Pokemon.
  • Lucario: You had a Naruto phase that the counselling was never able to get rid of.
  • Jigglypuff: Fuck this little pink sack of shit all she does is float and roll. Two of her attacks don't even do anything.
  • Mewtwo: Tears. Literal tears. You thought your Melee husband was gone forever but he came back.
  • Mii: You're a self absorbed jackass that can't actually play the game, but you spent two hours getting your eyebrows to sit at the right angle and by God you're gonna let the world see that.
L&C Flirting HCs
  • Lockwood: this boy is the cheesiest one to ever live; at first he'll seem really suave with his smirks and winks and compliments; but then he uses stupid pick-up lines he got from the Internet or Flo; it ruins it but he buys you a lot of cute stuff and food; he also overuses dumb physical flirts from chick-flicks such as the "I raised my arm to stretch but it landed around your shoulders oh well nothing we can do"; if you flirt back by touching him (like holding his hand or cupping his cheek), that boy will turn redder than a tomato but he'll be a smiley tomato; sometimes, he tries to make you something cute, but it ends up bad, but the effort is really adorable so it's ok now you're in love
  • Lucy: this girl doesn't even realize she likes you and is flirting with you (excessive punches, laughs, and staring); when she does realize, she follows after Lockwood who has called himself the "Pickup Master" and gave her advice; when she tries to say the punchline, she'll blush furiously and stutter and then blush even more at her failure so she punches you really hard and then runs away; she'll try to do it multiple times and it keeps failing until finally she's lost all her dignity and goes "whatever"; that's when she actually confesses; it's really adorable and painful and now you're in love
  • George: the true "Pickup Master"; he reads a lot of romance novels secretly and uses what he learned to his advantage; sometimes he'll circle specific words and give the book to you and you have to find all circled words and put it together into a sentence that reveals how he really feels about you; (once he did this to Kipps but the words were "I hate you, you irascible idiot."); when you confront him about it, he'll act all nonchalant and says it's a normal thing; it isn't because he's blushing even though his expression is bland; he'll hold your hand at random and it's actually really cute; also he'll accompany you anywhere and talk more with less sass and now you're in love
  • Holly: instead of Pickup Master it's Pickup Failure; this girl loses all her cool when she realizes she's crushing on someone; she's gonna blush whenever you're around and if you engage in conversation, she'll babble on and on about nothing because she's so embarrassed; you'll have to stop her eventually but her babbling is really cute; she'll get advice from Lockwood, but she doesn't follow it because it sounds stupid; George eventually gives her advice and she follows it well but if you flirt back, she'll break her cool and go back to babbling mindlessly; this girl is hilariously adorable and now you're in love
Next to Normal sentence meme
  • "Catch me I'm falling."
  • "He's not here."
  • "I don't feel like myself. I don't feel anything."
  • "Who's crazy?"
  • "Didn't I see this movie?"
  • "I want out."
  • "It's just another day."
  • "Everything's great. Why wouldn't it be great? It's great."
  • "Some days I think I'm dying."
  • "The world will feel my power and obey."
  • "I'm living on a late and a prayer."
  • "I think the house is spinning."
  • "I never know what she's saying."
  • "Mozart was crazy."
  • "Everything else goes away."
  • "There's nothing your paranoid parents can say."
  • "I know you know."
  • "Why is it you still believe?"
  • "He's been dead sixteen years."
  • "Walk with me."
  • "Make up your mind."
  • "You come home from these sessions in tears."
  • "It all seemed to make sense until..."
  • "Let the truth be reviled."
  • "Admit what you lost."
  • "Take what you know and then make it make sense."
  • "Things aren't as bizarre as they are."
  • "It's like an odd romance."
  • "He knows my deepest secrets."
  • "You're alive."
  • "I'm your worst fear."
  • "I am what might be."
  • "Didn't I cry?"
  • "What makes you think I'd lose my mind for you?"
  • "I know what you're about."
  • "I wish I could fly."
  • "He's the one you wish would appear."
  • "I love you as much as I can."
  • "Take a look at the invisible girl."
signs as accurate memes
  • Aries : girls hit your WALUGI! (WAH!)
  • Taurus : For $8,000 a month, I will stop
  • Gemini : i came out to have a good time and im honesty feeling so attacked right now
  • Cancer : not all men? you're right, i would never do that
  • Leo : LETS MC'FREAKING LOSE IT
  • Virgo : MMM Whatcha Say
  • Libra : Dan Nicky your Bobbie s
  • Scorpio : graphic design is my passion
  • Sagittarius : SJWs ruined my crops
  • Capricorn : 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
  • Aquarius : meet me in the pit
  • Pisces : snake people, or sneeple
5SOS PREFERENCES #94: VIRGIN...
  • Luke: It was hard to tell whether it was you or Luke who was the most nervous about it while you made out on his bed, him on top of you. Obvious were the reasons why you were afraid, and yet, Luke was shaking just as much as you. Taking someone's virginity had a way bigger weight than most people would imagine. Especially someone loved. Especially when that someone was you. "Are you sure?", he asked when you broke the kiss to take his shirt off, looking down at you. "Yes", you replied the same answer yet again, taking yours off too, "Luke, I'm one hundred percent sure", you smiled, tracing your fingers from his shoulders down to his abs, seeing how tense he was. "I'm just afraid to hurt you", he sighed, leaving his spot on top of you and sitting next to where you were laying on the bed. "I know you would never hurt me deliberately", you assure him, moving to sit next to him and pressing kisses from his cheek to his neck. "But girls want their first time to be with someone special, right?", he questioned, placing light kisses all over your face. "Yeah, and you're my someone special", you stated the obvious. "Oh, I am, aren't I?", he joked, sighing and pretending to be annoyed. "Shut up, Hemmings", you hit him lightly on the shoulder. "Make me", he bit his lip. You rolled your eyes, leaning in to kiss him, straddling him and returning to where you were. Both of you were completely sure.
  • Ashton: You and Ashton had been together for quite a few months now and, more than once, you had already asked him to slow down, 'cause you didn't want to go there quite yet. You couldn't complain, 'cause he stopped every time and was waiting for you to announce it was time. And, let's face it, every hormonal boy wants it. You tried not to feel pressured to do it before you felt ready, telling yourself that you'd know when you were ready when the time would come. And now you knew. As you watched him talking to fans at the front of the hotel, laughing, taking pictures with them, having a conversation with every single one. You stood in your spot a little further from the fans and saw as a fan asked him something, he looked over to where you were, smiling and pointing to you. You simply waved and smiled as he returned to his conversation, and that was when you knew. You looked at him and knew he was the special one you wanted to lose your virginity with, he was the one you wanted to let hold you in his arms when you were the most fragile. "All done", he smiled, walking over to where you were and taking your hand. Instead of replying, you wrapped your arms around his neck and kissed him deeply and passionately. It didn't take him long to wrap his arms around your waist, deepening the kiss. "I wanna do it. Today", you smiled, biting your lip. "Are you serious?", he asked, tightening his grip on your waist. "Yes", you nodded your head. He enveloped you in a hug, lifting you off the ground and spinning you around. "Let's go then", he giggled, taking your hand and running back to the hotel with you.
  • Michael: You were visiting the boys on tour as a surprise for Michael, since you've been with him for a good while now. And in that good while, you've never got quite to the point where you'd go all the way. You were never sure if it was the right moment, and sometimes you even doubted it was the right person. But now, after all the time away from him, you were more than one hundred percent sure he was the right person. And he had to know it too. "So, Michael, we have a surprise for you", the interviewer announced and your heart felt like it was going to explode. "For me?", he questioned, raising an eyebrow. "Yes, we flew someone here to see you". "You didn't", he smiled widely, your name being the first thing to come to his mind. "Yes we did", the interviewer smiled, "And here she is". You stepped into the small stage and Michael instantly stood up, turning around and running towards you, enveloping you in his arms. He lifted you off the ground, spinning you around, your head buried on his chest. "I missed you so much", he whispered in your ear, putting you down. "I missed you too", you whispered back so only you and him could hear it, "And I'm ready". "Ready?", he asked confused in a hushed tone. "To do it", you explained in his ear. His eyes widened just as much as his smile and he pressed his lips on yours: "I love you".
  • Calum: "Calum, you're not a virgin, right?", you ask your friend Calum, sitting down in his bed. "That's what your 'I need to talk to you urgently' text was about?", he laughed, sitting down next to you. "Yes", you rolled your eyes, "Now answer". "No, I'm not a virgin, (Y/N)". "And have you ever taken a girl's virginity?", you asked cautiously. "Well, not really... Why?", he asked, confused. "Would you like too?". "Well, it depends on the girl, I guess", he shrugged, "(Y/N)... What's all this about?". "Well, I don't want to keep waiting for a prince to lose my virginity... And you're my best friend and the person that I trust the most in... So I was wondering if you'd take my virginity?", you felt your cheek redden and looked down, avoiding his eyes. "What?", he abruptly asked, standing up. "I mean, I don't think I want to lose something special with someone who will probably break my heart and we're just friends, you know?", you mumbled, eyes still down. You felt the weight shift on the bed: "Are you sure you want to do this? Have you thought this over?", he asked, lifting your cheek so you'd look at him. "Yes", you answered, "I've stayed up all night last night thinking this through". He laughed: "That's so you". "Thank you?", you giggled. "Well...", he began. "Are your parents home?", you asked, once he started to lean in. "No", he answered, looking at your lips and leaning in a little more. "When will they arrive?", you leaned back a little bit, tensing up. "They're travelling, (Y/N). Relax", and you did as he told, letting your best friend's lips touch yours, kissing him back. It turns out Calum was the special person you were waiting for - you both just didn't know it yet.
Girls Before Wedding
  • Ino: *entering the room* OMG! Sakura, you look beautiful!
  • Sakura: *blushing* Ah... iie! I'm a mess! I can't even make my eyeliner right! I-
  • Ino: calm down *taking her eyeliner out of her purse* let me help you out
  • Temari: Thank God you're here! I tried to help her and she almost stabbed me...
  • *The 3 of them hear Naruto's voice*
  • Karin: *entering* UUGH! That damn guy... *looks at Sakura* Are you sure you wanna marry him?
  • Sakura: He's freaking out about nothing, right?
  • Karin: I didn't even have to go into that room to-
  • Ino: *suddenly standing up* THAT RING!!
  • Sakura: *takes a piece of paper and attempt to write something ignoring the other girls for a while*
  • Karin: *nervously* Wha... What ring?
  • Temari: That's right! You have a ring on your left hand!
  • Karin: *playing it cool* What with it?
  • Ino: When did that happen!?
  • Karin: *blushing, looking away* This morning...
  • Ino and Temari: *exchange looks with a victorious smile*
  • Sakura: *holds the piece of paper with both hands* This should be enough... *looks at the girls* Now, what were you talking about?
  • Ino: Karin is the next one!
  • Sakura: *runs towards Karin and hugs her* THAT'S AWESOME!! That damn Sasuke finally did it!
  • Karin: *almost loses her balance* Apparently you're really making the best decision, you two idiots...
  • Sakura: OH! Right! *looking at Temari and Ino* Could any of you go with the guys and hand this to Naruto please?
  • Temari: *blushing* I'll do it...