you're a strong woman that don't need no man

Tarot reading for @ca55i3ninety3 😊

Past: Clover - you recently had a serendipitous experience! Something good happened to you out of nowhere.

Present: The Gentleman, inverted - there is a negative male presence in your life as of late. Maybe you met someone, but he isn’t what he seems. Maybe a lucky break with someone you knew turned sour. Whatever the case may be, keep an eye out for an untrustworthy dude.

Future: The Tree - keeping an eye on the untrustworthy male in your life will help you further develop your own roots. You’ll stand tall after you learn to better rely on yourself.

Can people please stop going on about how black female characters need to stay single so that they can be strong and independent and your beacon of feminism? Stop. Seriously stop that shit. A black woman on the show being the only one to not be in a romantic relationship is not progressive. It’s not empowering. It is not empowering to turn on a tv show and see that character constantly be in the background when everyone else falls in love. Not when you’re constantly having studies coming out saying that black women are the least attractive, least desirable, and least likely to be married among their counterparts. Saying you need to see someone be single and proclaiming that it hasto be the black female character is gross. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it!

  • Girl: *goes to do a flip*
  • Me: You aren't allowed to do flips in the classroom.
  • Girl: Why? I like doing flips?
  • Me: Because you could get hurt.
  • Girl: I know what I'm doing. I won't get hurt.
  • Me: What if someone walks behind you while you are flipping? Then, you'd probably get hurt.
  • Girl: Oh, you're right.
  • Me: Then, I'd have to get an ambulance for you, and I really don't want to have to do that. You'd be hurt, the other students would be crying, the ambulance would be coming, and then, I'd have to call you're mom. I'd have to say, "Hello, Mrs. (girl's name)'s mom, your daughter did a flip in the middle of class and is on her way to the hospital".
  • Girl: Hey! You're wrong!
  • Me: What do you mean?
  • Girl: My mom is not a Mrs. She's a Miss. She isn't married. My mom is a strong independent woman who don't need no man.
  • Me: Cool. Absolutely. I'm sorry I made that assumption.
  • Girl: It's okay. My dad does the same thing all the time.
Feminism
  • Man to woman: You look so hot in that dress! Look at your legs! Look at that body! Your boobs look amazing! You look stunning!
  • Feminist response: sexual predator how inappropriate! He's such a misogynist! No respect for women at all!
  • Woman to man: OMG look at your muscles! Can I touch your bicep? OMG I'd love to see you naked! Damn you're so hot! Can I see your tattoos? I'd love to be your cardio work out if you know what I mean (;
  • Feminist response: she is a strong, confident & independent woman and she is not a slut for enjoying casual sex.
  • EXCUSE ME WHAT...
Bob's Burgers {Sentence Starters}
  • "Your room looks like it was decorated by a perverted jockey."
  • "Then I won't bring your credit card- which I cut into a ninja star!"
  • "All I've been is super nice to you, and this is the thanks I get?"
  • "She deserves a special party this year."
  • "So, you're not going to get revenge today?"
  • "No one sheds like this family, it's like a bunch of Chewbaccas."
  • "I love bed and breakfasts. They're so quaint."
  • "I'm sorry, baby. Shush, I didn't mean it, baby."
  • "I'll see you, in hell, _____! I WILL SEE YOU IN HELL!"
  • "When you say that, I feel like you're trying to hurt my feelings."
  • "Oh my god! Why do you talk so SLOW?!"
  • "Wow, that resolved nothing. Let's rewind, shall we?"
  • "I hope they're using protection, because I am not taking care of that baby."
  • "I will punch you. Again, and again, and again, and-"
  • "When I die, I want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in _________'s face."
  • "If you're not real, how come I feel this way?"
  • "No one's in this pot. Go away. I am the spaghetti."
  • "I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else."
  • "This is the very thing I was trying to prevent."
  • "I am a smart, strong, sensual woman."
  • "I'm gonna marry that man. I wanna be rich!"
  • "If you believe you're beautiful, you will be. I did."
  • "I want that on my tombstone. Seriously, I do."
  • "Your ass is grass, and I'm gonna mow it."
  • "I don't know if I told you this, but I had a horrible childhood."
  • "Yeah, I'm sorry about the pizzas. What d'you want instead?"
  • "I don't need a boy to pay attention to me. I'll pay attention to myself."
  • "No one who had a great childhood stands like that."

anonymous asked:

You are a strong, independent woman. I know that's a term used a lot nowadays but it's true:) no one, especially not a man, can make you feel inferior/sad/etc without your consent. Hold your head up strong and someday the right guy will be the one to stand next to you and lift you up when you feel down. Don't let this one boy make you feel down. You're so damn wonderful and funny. I hope you know and believe that, darling. xx

AND I DON’T NEED NO MAN, you are so cute ily

That feeling
The feeling all the poets talk about.
The feeling when I hear your name, the feeling when I look into your eyes.
Oh your eyes, they are like heaven to me.
That is why the poets continue to write. 
That is why I have loved you.
When you look at me I feel like I have swallowed 10,000 butterflies all at once.
I understand the concept of being lost in your eyes. 
I can’t make eye contact with you, I know I will melt into a puddle of affection and I’m a feminist and feminist don’t melt!
I'm always having to tell myself “I AM a strong independent woman who don't need no man” but you're my snowflake dear