you're a real catch!

  • Percy: are you a fisherman because i think you're a reel catch
  • Nico: you spelled real wrong
  • Percy: throw this one back into the water boys we've got ourselves a city slicker


My friend said something rude and when I told them it was hurtful they gave me a heartfelt apology. I completely froze at that. I am so unaccustomed to being treated with such respect that I didn’t know how to respond. I felt so exposed. Like that all my past abuse was written in the fact that I don’t understand kindness. How is letting people be kind to you so difficult?
—  Posted by Anonymous

“Throw like a girl”
What? What are you talking about? Girls don’t throw. Girls can’t throw. Because the boys never pass to them.

twd's negan starters (1)
  • ( negan talks too much so there will be two sets! )
  • ____ is my right hand man.
  • It's important to have one.
  • Without 'em what do you have? A whole lot of work.
  • Well, look at that, dawn is breaking.
  • It's a brand new day
  • Get some guns to the back of their heads. Level with their noses, so if you have to fire, it'll be a real mess.
  • I didn't quite catch that, you're gonna have to speak up.
  • Buddy, are you still there?
  • I just don't know.
  • It seems like you're trying to speak... but you just took a hell of a hit!
  • I just popped your skull so hard your eyeball just popped out
  • It is gross as shit!
  • ___ is thirsty.
  • She is a vampire bat
  • What you do next will decide whether your crap day becomes everyone's last crap day or just another crap day.
  • I ain't doin' shit.
  • Welcome to a brand new beginning you sorry shits.
  • Oh! Look at that! Takin' it like a CHAMP!
  • Sorry kid, this is going to be as cold as a warlock's ballsack. Just like he was hanging his ballsack above ya and draaaaaaag... right across your forearm.
  • Bet ya thought you were all going to grow old together, sitting around the table at Sunday dinner in the happily ever after. No... doesn't work like that. Not anymore.
  • I want you to think about what could of happened. Think about what happened. And think about what can *still* happen.
  • People die. It's what happens.
  • Was the joke that bad?
  • He's got guts - not a little bitch like someone I know.
  • I like him. He's mine now.
  • But you still want to try something?
  • I will cut pieces off of ___ and put them on your doorstep - or, better yet, I will bring him to you and have you do it for me.
  • Let's go for a ride.
  • Wow.What a piece of shit.
  • Are you kiddin' me? Did you see what just happened, what I just did?
  • Sweetheart. Lay your eyes on this.
  • It's gonna be pee-pee pants city here real soon.
  • I do not appreciate you killing my men.
  • You have no idea how not cool that shit is
  • You are so gonna regret crossing me in a few minutes
  • It's really very simple, so, even if you're stupid, which you may very well be, you can understand it.
  • Give me your shit... or I will kill you.
  • I know that is a mighty big, nasty pill to swallow, but swallow it you most certainly will.
  • You ruled the roost. You built something. You thought you were safe
  • You are not safe
  • You are fucked!
  • What I want is half your shit.
  • If that's too much, you can make, find, or steal more, and it'll even out sooner or later.
  • This is your way of life now.
  • The more you fight back, the harder it will be.
  • You don't really think that you were gonna get through this without being punished, now, did you?
  • I don't want to kill you people. Just want to make that clear from the get-go.
  • I want you to work for me. You can't do that if you're dead, now, can you?
  • I'm not growing a garden.
  • So, now... I'm gonna beat the holy hell outta one of you.
  • Ugh, I gotta shave this shit.
  • You got one of our guns.
  • At least cry a little.
  • Jesus. You look shitty.
  • I should just put you out of your misery right now.
  • I will shut that shit down, no exceptions.
  • It's an emotional moment, I get it.
  • Sucks, don't it? The moment you realize you don't know shit.
  • This is your kid, right?
  • This is definitely your kid.
  • Do not make me kill the little future serial killer.
  • Don't make it easy on me.
  • Everybody's at the table waiting for me to order.

Mfw I need to calm myself down when somebody is telling me they hate Steven Universe and I didn’t even ask

  • JM things I can't give platonic explanation to:
  • 1. Jensen's "You're a real catch!" after Misha leaves the stage.
  • 2. "Is Jensen's a good kisser?" "Umm... *sweats nervously*
  • 3. Jensen's "Talk about spoiler alert" when a fan talks about the colour of Misha's underwear, doubled with the fact that Jensen couldn't sleep that weekend, Jason jokes that it's because he was knocking on Jensen's hotel room, keeping him awake, Jensen, "Who's talking to me? God? Castiel?"
  • 4. Jensen's, "Castiel looks away at the most inopportune times when I talk with him" "Cas' dating profile should say, 'If I look away it's not because I'm not interested'."
  • 5. The ring Jensen gave to Misha after only knowing him for a year, but this doesn't make sense non-platonically either tbh
  • 6. Several times Jared has compared Danneel and Misha. (E.g. *Jensen strips* Fan yells "It's my birthday" Jared, "Danneel? Misha?")
  • 7. The alteration story of the night Rob had a stroke.
  • 8. Jensen's Misha face when he was asked who he'd marry from the spn cast.