you're a phony

So there’s a person on Twitter claiming they have spoilers for 2x18 and saying Magnus and Alec break up. Never before has this person posted anything about spoilers before. All the reputable reviewers are saying they loved the episode and Malec fans can’t miss it.

These types of people are just looking for attention and to stir the pot. Honest to god it’s easy as hell to simply post a “spoiler” and claim you have a source. Also, these screener people would get in massive trouble for releasing info like that. They have things they’re allowed to say and things they aren’t and some Twitter account literally titled “Shadowhunter Rants” isn’t a reputable source.

Book Summaries
  • Picture of Dorian Gray: I'll be a good person...lol nah
  • House of Leaves: Haha have fun sleeping after this book and have fun trying to read it
  • Jurassic Park: lol let's have dinosaurs
  • Lotf: KILL THE PIG CUT ITS THROAT SPILL ITS BLOOD
  • Taming of the shrew: Lol who are we
  • Catcher in the rye: I'm a phony you're a phony we're all phonies
  • A Clockwork Orange: Droogs why
  • Count of Monte cristo: REVENGE
  • Les Mis: all this for a loaf of bread

“Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody’s around – nobody big, I mean – except me. And I’m standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff – I mean if they’re running and they don’t look where they’re going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That’s all I do all day. I’d just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it’s crazy, but that’s the only thing I’d really like to be. I know it’s crazy.”

{And I’m standing on the edge of some crazy cliff} A Holden Caulfield/The Catcher in the Rye Fanmix

1. Crosses //José González
2. Your Guardian Angel // The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
3.  Save You // Matthew Perryman
4. And It’s Alright // Peter Broderick
5. Kids // MGMT
6. The Collapse of the Great Tide Cliffs (Blue) // The Dear Hunter
7. The Heartbeat the Soul // Dark Waves
8. Grew Up At Midnight // The Maccabees

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Kill Your Darlings (2013 Movie): Sentence Starters
  • "Some things, once you've loved them, become yours forever."
  • "They become part of who you are."
  • "That was beautiful, kid."
  • "Be careful, you are not in Wonderland."
  • "I've heard the strange madness long growing in your soul, in your isolation but you fortunate in your ignorance."
  • "You who have suffered find where love hides, give, share, lose, lest we die unbloomed."
  • "You wrote that?"
  • "You asked me to."
  • "Another lover hits the universe. The circle is broken."
  • "But with death comes rebirth."
  • "And like all lovers and sad people, I am a poet."
  • "First thought, best thought."
  • "I was a kid, and you dragged me into your perverted mess."
  • "How can you say that?"
  • "You know that's not true."
  • "I will never give up on us."
  • "You're pathetic."
  • "It's brilliant, no?"
  • "It's missing some periods and commas."
  • "It's better than anything you've ever written."
  • "I use periods and commas."
  • "Fuck you! You're a phony."
  • "You said I was everything to you. You are everything to me. Everything to me, do you hear me?"
  • "You got what you wanted."
  • You were ordinary, just like any other freshman and I made your life extraordinary."
  • "Go be you, now all by yourself."
  • "Leave me alone!"
  • "You don't mean... you don't mean that."
  • "Or they destroy you."
  • "You can't show this to anyone."
  • "You weren’t even there. It’s your truth. It’s fiction."
  • "Then tell the truth."
  • "You wanted him gone too. You sent him to me."
  • "Please. You'll kill me with that."
  • "You’ve got to get me out of here."
  • "Don’t ever leave me."
  • "Were you even going to tell me you applied?!"
  • "It was a dream anyway."
  • "Let's hear a bit, shall we?"
  • "Alert the press!"
  • "There can be no creation before imitation."
  • "Finally. An oasis in this wasteland."
  • "Only the most anti-social have to go to an event actually called one."
  • "You drink in your room?!"
  • "I love first times. I want my whole life to be composed of them. Life is only interesting if life is wide."
  • "To Walt Whitman, you dirty bastard."
  • "Are you a writer? Because I’ve got a job for a writer."
  • "You're not anything yet."
  • "He’s not home. He left."
  • "You make me too smart, they’re gonna suspect something’s up."
  • "There's more life in those five pages than in the dozens of bad sonnets we've read in class."
  • "I was wrong. Maybe you're not up for this after all."
  • "It's complicated."
  • "I love complicated."
  • "He is a goddamn fruit who won't let me go."
  • "Then let’s get rid of him."
  • "Right now, I just need you to write us something beautiful."
  • "The Germans call it the “wonder drug.”"
  • "You're not allowed to be here."
  • "That's odd since I'm the only thing keeping him here."
  • "What are you, moving in?"
  • "Why didn't you tell me?"
  • "If you’re going to stay, don’t hog the blanket."
  • "The damn cat!"
  • "Both of you! Quiet!"
  • "I was aiming for stew."
  • "What do you want me to do? Eat shoe leather? I'm hungry and what you do in the kitchen is unholy."
  • "You thought my novel was shit?"
  • "I’m not even sure why I bothered to come back."
  • "Fuck you. What does that even mean?!"
  • "I think I just puked on the inside."
  • "I'd be lost without you."
  • "I was going to die there."
  • "We’re going to say it was an “honor slaying”."
  • "Please don't leave me here."
  • "Let’s get out of the city. Anywhere you want. I’ve saved up."
  • "You needed him as much as he needed you."
  • "He'll be with you in a minute. Please, have a seat."
  • "How did you expect us to react to this?"
  • "It is smutty and absurd."
  • "But you finished it."
GOM + Kagami Turn Ons... Offs
  • Akashi: You in a white dress/tux, sitting on his stallion while seductively licking his favorite pair of scissors, only to have him cry because you were ruining the "Intimidating Scissors of Glory"
  • Aomine: You wearing his basketball uniform, on the court with no underwear, playing one-on-one which leads to just a game and you being disappointed because you two didn't do the do.
  • Kagami: You in a leopard printed underwear, seductively lying on his bed with your legs spread, only to have Kagami cover you up and cower away in embarrassment and cry because you've ruined his virgin eyes.
  • Kise: You cosplaying as Kuroko, making you say "Ignite Pass Kai", then he'll end up crying because the real Kuroko isn't with him and you're just a phony, and he'll hold Kuroko's picture to his face and sob
  • Kuroko: You on the bed, dripping the vanilla milkshake on your body and licking your lips, to which Kuroko says, "Stop wasting the food" as he shakes his head and walks away from you before returning to take the milkshake from your hands and leave again.
  • Midorima: You naked behind his lucky item of the day, which was a giant teddy bear, and he completely ignores you and takes the teddy bear, saying you've soiled it and Oha Asa would be very disappointed in you.
  • Murasakibara: You naked on his bed, covered in whipped cream and strawberries, only to have him pick at the food and complain that there isn't any more, and he leaves you completely bare so that he can satisfy his hunger, since food is more important than you.

anonymous asked:

You've gotten uglier since Alicia left you. Lol why did you cheat on her, you're a phony!!!

Im a young man, child shade like that only works with other children. Also, if you believe I cheated in a relationship that involved me going out, picking a labradorite stone, wire wrapping it by hand, making it into a necklace, then hanging it from a custom necklace holder that i designed to light up, causing a center stone to glow below the necklace surrounded by 101 notes I wrote as a birthday present, you must also believe in tabloids.
You’re Anonymous, the only phonies on this subject is you and anyone foolish enough to believe it.
You’re dismissed.

Grease inspired sentence meme. ( Part two. )
  • "True love and he didn't lay a hand on you? Sounds like a creep to me."
  • "You're cruising for a bruising."
  • "Just let me comb your hair down a little bit here."
  • "Want a little lipstick?"
  • "You know, if we fix up this car, it could be make-out city."
  • "That's cool baby. I mean, you know how it is."
  • "Rocking and rolling and whatnot."
  • "That's my name, don't wear it out."
  • "What's the mater with you?"
  • "What's the matter with me, baby? What's the matter with you?"
  • "I mean, maybe there's two of us, right?"
  • "Why don't you take out a missing persons ad, or try the Yellow Pages?"
  • "You're a fake and a phony and I wish I'd never laid eyes on you."
  • "Men are rats. They're fleas on rats."
  • "The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy."
  • "You know what you need? A night out with the girls."
  • "We're having a sleepover at my house tonight, Wanna come?"
  • "No thanks, I don't smoke."
  • "Go ahead, try it. It won't kill you."
  • "Let me teach you how to french inhale."
  • "I brought some twinkles, anybody want one?"
  • "Twinkles and wine? That's real class."
  • "I bet you never had a drink before either."
  • "I had some champagne at my cousins wedding once."
  • "Ring-a-ding-ding."
  • "We don't got cooties."
  • "Would you like me to pierce your ears for you?"
  • "Isn't that awfully dangerous?"
  • "What's the matter? You afraid?"
  • "It only bleeds for a second."
  • "God, you're turning into a one-woman USO."