you're a little baby aren't you

  • Snow: It's Gideon's birthday and we've all got to bring something for his party
  • Hook: Is he even old enough to know what a birthday is?
  • Emma: It's tradition. Just... don't question it.
  • Snow: Right. So, who wants to do what?
  • David: We should bring bubble wands! Baby Neal loves them.
  • Regina: I'm a little concerned that you're still calling him "Baby Neal". Isn't he like, two?
  • Snow:
  • David:
  • Emma: ... ANYWAY. How about Killian and I bring the balloons?
  • Hook: Aren't balloons rather vulnerable to sharp objects?
  • Emma: Wha--oh. Right. Good point.
  • Regina: Zelena and I could make the cake, maybe a nice apple p--
  • Everyone: NO
  • Emma: I'll make the cake.
  • Hook: I suppose I'll lend you a... hook.
  • David: That joke got old a long time ago.
  • Hook: So did Baby Neal. Too old for his moniker, at least.
  • David: I hope you drown in the cake batter.
  • Emma: What a way to go...
  • Regina: Oh my god. Okay, how about YOU make the cake, WE'LL bring the balloons, and the two idiots can handle the bubble crap.
  • Snow: WANDS
  • Regina: WHATEVER
  • Emma: This kid's gonna grow up thinking that birthdays are when the whole family comes together to bicker and argue.
  • Hook: Ah well, you know. It's tradition.
MELANIE MARTINEZ LYRICS RP STARTERS
  • "You've seem to replace your brain with your heart"
  • "Everyone thinks that we're perfect"
  • "Smile for the picture"
  • "Go back to being plastic"
  • "Kids are still depressed when you dress them up"
  • "He doesn't think I'm that fucking dumb, does he?"
  • "You call that ass your own, we call that silicone"
  • "All the makeup in the world won't make you less insecure"
  • "It's all fun and games 'til somebody falls in love"
  • "You already bought a ticket and there's no turning back now"
  • "Mr. Houdini, you're a freakshow"
  • "You build me up like building blocks just so you can bring me down"
  • "Fuck your degree"
  • "You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry"
  • "Why do I always spill?"
  • "God, I wish I never spoke"
  • "I'm sick of all the games I have to play"
  • "I love when you call me fucking dumb for the stupid shit I do"
  • "It's not like I'm asking to be your wife!"
  • "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!"
  • "I'll cry until the candles burn down this place"
  • "I'll cry until my pity party's in flames"
  • "He chased me and he wouldn't stop!"
  • "Tag, you're it!"
  • "I'm fucking crazy"
  • "Do you like my cookies? They're made just for you"
  • "A little pit of sugar and lots of poison, too!"
  • "Honey, do you want me now?"
  • "Someone told me 'stay away from things that aren't yours' but was he yours if he wanted me so bad?"
  • "Pacify her! She's getting on my nerves"
  • "You don't love her, stop lying with those words!"
  • "Loving her seems tiring"
  • "Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic"
  • "No one will love you if you're unattractive!"
  • "Is it true that pain is beauty?"
  • "Will a pretty face make it better?"
  • "Do you swear you'll stay forever?"
  • "Baby soft skin turns into leather"
  • "We paint white roses red, each shade from a different person's head"
  • "This dream is a killer!"
  • "I really hate being safe"
  • "The normals, they make me afraid"
  • "The crazies, they make me feel sane"
  • "I'm not! Baby, I'm mad!"
  • "So what if I'm crazy? The best people are!"
  • "Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong"
  • "You like me best when I'm off my rocker"
  • "All the best people are crazy"
Twenty Abduction Starters
  • "Hey, hey, hey, hush, I'm not gonna hurt you, I'm just gonna keep you for myself."
  • "_____, enough. You aren't escaping again. I made sure of it."
  • "I REALLY don't want to punish you, but if you don't stop, I will."
  • "Little one, I know you're confused, but I'M going to be your Mommy/Daddy now."
  • "Shut up! Bad pet, get back in your cage!"
  • "Stop screaming, nobody can hear you but me and the ghosts anyways."
  • "Hmph. You're a fighter. Good, I'll enjoy breaking you."
  • "Here's the deal. I. Own. You."
  • "I'm gonna make your screams echo, baby."
  • "Welcome to your new home."
  • "You'll get used to the handcuffs sooner or later."
  • "I know you're scared, but I won't hurt you. I love you!"
  • "I'm going to count to five,give you a headstart. You have until sunset to escape."
  • "Go on, keep begging."
  • "If you give in, it'll be easier."
  • "If you bite me, I'll muzzle you, pet."
  • "This is going to be a nice weekend, for me, at least. I hope your gag isn't too tight."
  • "You're so cute, struggling like that."
  • "You don't need to cry. It's not like your life was going anywhere before me."
  • "I'm going to give you purpose, to serve me as I deserve."

iloveyouhaz  asked:

How about Harry laying on his front, a pillow under his tummy to bring his ass up. You kiss his cheeks, nibble the sensitive skin and blow some cooling air on the light purple marks. You take the plug and slowly slide it in his ass, but just a little bit so you can hear his moans agaist the bed sheets. Harry arches his back, which makes the plug slide deeper. "Tsk tsk, baby. Someone's a bit eager today, aren't you?" You say and take the plug out. "You're gonna have to be a good boy for me."

Wow …. I…… wow….

I don’t think I need to write my plug one shot after this …..

You fucking destroyed me…………..

Oh my goD?!!!?????!!!!!!!!!!

BYE EVERYONE IM DEAD

Outlast Inspired Sentence Starters
  • "I want to kill them."
  • "There's my darling!"
  • "I won't give up on you, I know you're worth it!"
  • "You're going to make me work for it, aren't you - you little minx!"
  • "Come on man, get in! I've seen what they're capable of!"
  • "Heavier than you look... A little cardio wouldn't kill 'ya."
  • "He looks... nervous."
  • "I want you to have my baby!"
  • "We give him a running start?"
  • "You don't have to run from me, I only want to love you."
  • "I want his tongue... And liver."
  • "You want to shut him up?"
  • "You don't have to be alone anymore."
  • "Cowards and idiots, all of you."
  • "How ain't you dead yet?"
  • "Did I frighten you? I'm awfully sorry, I didn't mean to."
  • "Somebody's been telling stories outside of class..."
  • "Darling, let's not be ridiculous... Just come out and let's talk about it."
  • "You don't have to hide from me, I only want to help."
  • "This-! Is why-! We can't have-! Nice things!"
  • "Nobody loves you, nobody! You die alone, you shit!"
  • "*muffled screaming*"
  • "You weren't putting that tongue to any use anyway."
  • "Tell him he's got fifteen seconds to keep his job."
  • "Fuck me, they're bringing him in."
  • "Goddamn it, what else could go wrong?"
  • "Don't expect anything but honestly in my review of your performance."
  • "We could have been... beautiful..."
  • "Love is hard sometimes."
  • "Forgive me darling!"
  • "Don't leave me! I can't be alone!"
  • Ethan: (showing a picture of a baby) Proper good-looking, he is. Do you reckon?
  • Aaron: I dunno. They all look the same to me.
  • Ethan: You got any?
  • Aaron: Nah. I look after my little sister, tough. Well, try, anyway. (Jason coming in) All right, mate?
  • Jason: Mate? I don't think so. Well, come on, princess. Aren't you gonna tell Ethan what the score is?
  • Aaron: I don't know what you're talking about.
  • Jason: Well, it's the three Gs innit? Grasses... guards... and gays. I hate 'em all.
  • Aaron: And what's that gotta do with me?
  • Jason: Did you know you were sharing with a queen?
  • Ethan: No way, man. He's got my poster and everything.
  • Jason: So how come blondie were having a grope? I spotted him. Feeling you up under the table.
  • Ethan: Jason, I reckon you got it wrong -
  • Aaron: Yoou know what? It's fine. So I'm gay. What of it? What are you gonna do about it?
  • Jason: Whoa, steady on. I don't want no freak touching me. It's just... it's puffs. They make me wanna puke.
  • Aaron: I've got the same thing with bigots. Funny old world, innit?
  • Jason: You looking for a slap?
  • Aaron: Try it. (somebody whistles)
  • Jason: Well, it must be your lucky day. saved by the guards. Don't worry. I'm gonna have you.

mercy-monster  asked:

*pinches Aliza's little cheeks* Awww, you're just the cutest little sorcerer child, aren't you? You're gonna be okay, baby, your daddy'll protect you~ ❤️❤️

Sans bodily throws you off Aliza, immediately kneeling to pet his daughter’s reddened cheeks and scowl at you from across the room.

“are ya alright, pretty? it didn’t hurtcha, did it?”

jordandrawings  asked:

Aww, Ichi, aren't you the cutest thing I've ever seen *hugs da baby* Jyushi!! Come see your new little brother!!! (Btw, Mod, I really like your art and I feel like you're doing an amazing job, you don't have to answer me if you don't want to)

Jyushimatsu: UAH, NEW BROTHER! AH! HE LOOKS LIKE ICHIMATSU NII-SAN!

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((OH THANK YOU!! ;u;))

  • Adam: A bacon butty takes nine minutes off your life. I worked it out, and basically I'm gonna be dead in a year.
  • Ross: I'm really glad I bumped into you two. I wanted to apologise for yesterday.
  • Robert: Really?
  • Ross: Yeah. I was out of line. You've got a baby on the way. Your hormones must be all over the place.
  • Aaron: You're a funny little man, aren't you?
  • Ross: Bet it'll be weird having a little mini me running round the place. Have you already run out and got 'em a matching jeans-and-jumper combo? Ha ha!
  • Robert: You done?
  • Ross: For now. Sure I can think of a few more, though. Robert Sugden, the gift that just keeps on giving!
  • Adam: Top banter, boys! Come on, step it up.
  • Robert: You know that payback that I was talking about? He gets it. Today.
Reasons Being A Underage Little Sucks
  • Me: *opens present* Look at this new teddy bear I can add to my collection!
  • Family: Aren't you a little old to want more stuffed animals?
  • Me: *gasps* You're kidding me right?
  • Family: Oh grow up your not a five year old!
  • Me: No I'm not!*(Inside Head) I'm actually three!*
  • Me: But stuffies are my life!
  • Family: What a baby!
Going to get a snacky
  • Daddy: I'll be right back with a snack for you baby girl
  • Me: waits daddy!!
  • Daddy: Would you like to come with baby?
  • Me: yeps daddy! *reaches out to hold your hand*
  • Daddy: Are you sure you don't want uppys?
  • Me: Oohs I wants uppys!! Pwease daddy
  • Daddy: I thought you may like that better because you're just my little baby, aren't you? *smiles and lifts you up*
Spirited Away: Sentence Starters
  • "You don't remember your name?"
  • "What's going on here?"
  • "Something you wouldn't recognize. It's called love."
  • "I just remembered something from a long time ago, I think it may help you."
  • "A river spirit?"
  • "My name is __________."
  • "That must be why I can't find my way home."
  • "I remember you falling into the river."
  • "I remember your little pink shoe."
  • "So, you're the one who carried me back to shallow water."
  • "You saved me."
  • "I knew you were good!"
  • "Once you do something, you never forget. Even if you can't remember."
  • "Your body matches your brain."
  • "I finally get a bouquet and it's a goodbye present. That's depressing."
  • "Don't take that food!"
  • "We're gonna get in trouble!"
  • "He's got credit cards and cash!"
  • "Try to remember as much as you can about your old life."
  • "I thought I never met him before!"
  • "Oh, that's a wonderful place to start!"
  • "Once you meet someone, you never really forget them."
  • "I promise I'll be back."
  • "You can't die."
  • "Don't worry, I've got four-wheel drive."
  • "I just want you to know my real name!"
  • "What a pretty name!"
  • "Be sure to take good care of it!"
  • "A new home and a new school? It is a bit scary."
  • "I think I can handle it."
  • "We're identical twins and exact opposites."
  • "You're the one everyone's been looking for!"
  • "She's my granddaughter."
  • "There must be some mistake!"
  • "I followed her voice and woke up lying here."
  • "I'm sorry I called you a dope before... I take it back!"
  • "I'm sorry my sister turned you parents into pigs."
  • "It's just the way things are."
  • "Can't you please give me more help than that?"
  • "Are you emotionally tramautized?"
  • "I'm hungry!"
  • "Why don't you wake everyone up!"
  • "What an esophagus!"
  • "Those are shrines. Some people believe spirits live in them."
  • "Don't be afraid, I just wanna help you."
  • "Open your mouth and eat this."
  • "If you don't eat food from this world, you'll disappear."
  • "It's made from the threads your friends wove together."
  • "Try this. It's delicious."
  • "Want some gold? I'm not giving it to anybody else!"
  • "What would you like? Just name it."
  • "You should go back to where you came from."
  • "Don't you have any friends or family?"
  • "What is it that you want?"
  • "Are you going to eat me?"
  • "What did you do to me?"
  • "Welcome the rich man, he's hard for you to miss."
  • "His butt keeps getting bigger, so there's plenty there to kiss!"
  • "It's gonna stink."
  • "It doesn't look so bad."
  • "I'm see-through!"
  • "You better get here before I forget what my parents look like."
  • "I hope my dad hasn't gotten too fat."
  • "What did you do with my baby?"
  • "Aren't you even going to knock?"
  • "You're the most pathetic little girl I've ever seen."
  • "Stay right where you are, I'm coming to get you!"
  • "I won't let him hurt you."
  • "I think he needs help!"
  • "You smell like a human!"
  • "Roasted newt!"
  • "You want to lose your nose?"
  • "Oh, paper cut!"
Nicknames
  • Will: So... We've been dating for a couple of months now, right?
  • Nico: Uh, yeah...
  • Will: that means that I should nickname you!
  • Nico: I don't think that's what hitting the three month mark of a relationship me-
  • Will: What was that, sunny?
  • Nico: Don't call me that.
  • Will: But Sunshine-
  • Nico: No. You can't call me that either.
  • Will: Skele-master?
  • Nico: Will, you're jus-
  • Will: Mister. Monster? Underworld Upbringer?
  • Nico: Those aren't even cute nicknames...
  • Will: Sun baby? Like, you're my little sun baby?
  • Nico: No. Definitely not Sun Baby. That's... That's just horrible.
  • Will: *smiles* I like it. Sun Baby... Such a nice ring to it.
  • Nico: Don't you dare go around calling me tha-
  • Will: Sun Baby, I'm going to need you to speak up. You're mumbling.
  • Nico: WILL.
  • Will: Yes, Sun Baby?
  • Nico: Shut up, would you?
  • Will: Sure thing...
  • Will: ...
  • Will: ...
  • Will: ...
  • Nico: *Finally thinks he's done*
  • Will: ...
  • Will: ... Sun Baby.
  • Nico: *facepalms* OH MY GODS WILL.
  • Molly: *frowns* You'd better like this one.
  • Sherlock: The other three had poor security, terrible staff and badly equipped rooms. Not suitable at all.
  • Molly: Yeah, well...this one's exclusive. Mycroft recommended it, actually. So behave yourself.
  • Sherlock: *gives a long sigh; knocks on the door*
  • Nursery Manager: Ah, Mr. and Mrs. Holmes, yes?
  • Sherlock & Molly: Doctor.
  • Nursery Manager: Oops, silly me. Dr. and Mrs. Holmes...
  • Sherlock: *sighs; pinches the bridge of his nose* Molly, I don't like this one either.
  • Nursery Manager: *frowns* Indeed *eyes Molly's bump* You're a little bit early, aren't you?
  • Sherlock: *gapes; gestures at the pushchair* Did you think she was a fucking doll?
  • Molly: *whispers* Sherlock! Language! (to the manager) I'm sorry. I think we've made a mistake...*turns to leave*
  • Baby Holmes: Muh-dah! *giggles and claps*
  • Nursery Manager: ...
  • Nursery Manager: Awww, is she trying to say Mama and Dada?
  • Sherlock & Molly: *exchange glances*
  • Sherlock & Molly: Yeah...
A Little's Lesson Learned.
  • Little: *wakes up and watches daddy sleeping and pokes his face* Daddy?
  • Daddy: *sleeping soundly*
  • Little: *crawls over to the make-up bag, picks it up, and carries it back over to Daddy's bed*
  • Daddy: *still sleeping*
  • Little: *crawls back on daddy and pulls out the red lipstick and is about to put it on daddy*
  • Daddy: *grabs Little's hand with his eyes still closed* Princess?
  • Little: Yes, Daddy?
  • Daddy: *tightens his grip and opens his eyes* what were you about to do with lipstick.
  • Little: put it on, Daddy.
  • Daddy: put it on who exactly?
  • Little: Me, daddy.
  • Daddy: Are you lying princess?
  • Little: Me? Lie? No, Daddy!
  • Daddy: then why aren't you on your make-up stool in front of the mirror where all your make-up is hmmm? And Why are you sitting on me doing your make-up?
  • Little: *face turns red* ummm well...
  • Daddy: *cuts her off* What have i said about lying to me Little Girl? And What have i said about trying to put make-up on me hmmm?
  • Little: Not to, Daddy.
  • Daddy: *gets up and lifts little onto his shoulder* You are going to learn your lesson baby girl, and you're going to learn it the hard way
  • Little: Noo Daddy I'm sorry *starts kicking and screaming*
  • Daddy: Throwing a tantrum is NOT going to help you.
  • Little: *continues the tantrum*
  • Daddy: *gets his leather black belt and carries little to the strap in chair and straps her in* Now try kicking *cuts off little's panties and shoves them in her mouth* I told you throwing a tantrum was not getting you any where. *lays his belt on the floor and smacks her ten times leaving a hand-print*
  • Have you learned your lesson, Little Girl
  • Little: *gives daddy the silent treatment*
  • Daddy: I'll take that as a no *picks up his belt, and whips her ten times* Now, baby girl, I'm going to ask you one more time Have you learned your lesson?
  • Little: *shakes head vertically*
  • Daddy: *unstraps her and rubs her little bum and carries her into the living room laying her on the couch, gets her stuffie, paci, pillow, and blankie, and puts her favorite movie in and makes her breakfast and starts feeding her* Baby Girl?
  • Little: yes, Daddy?
  • Daddy: I love you with my whole heart and soul, and i wouldn't trade you for the world.
  • Little: *starts blushing and kisses daddy's cheek* I love you too daddy, you're the best.
  • Daddy: picks Little up and cuddles her until they both fall asleep again.*
  • ~blueprincessthefirst
The Princess and the Frog Sentence Meme
  • "There is no way in this whole wide world I would ever, ever, ever I mean never kiss a frog. Yuck!"
  • "I would kiss a frog. I would kiss a hundred frogs if I could marry a prince and be a princess."
  • "A gift this special just gotta be shared."
  • "You know the thing about good food? It brings folks together from all walks of life. It warms them right up and it puts little smiles on their faces."
  • "When I open up my own restaurant, I tell you, people are gonna line up for miles around just to get a taste of my food."
  • "You wish and dream with all your little heart, but you remember that old star can only take you part of the way. You got to help with some hard work of your own."
  • "Congratulations on bein' voted King of the Mardi Gras parade."
  • "My mom always said that the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach."
  • "I'm gonna need about five hundred of your man catchin' beignets."
  • "Tonight my prince is finally coming."
  • "I got to make sure all that hard work means something."
  • "We are going to be late for the masquerede."
  • "For someone who can't see his feet, you're very light on them."
  • "Tarot readings, charms, potions. Dreams made real."
  • "When a woman says later, she really means not ever."
  • "I swear, I'm sweatin' like a sinner in church."
  • "Did you see the way he danced with me? A marriage proposal can't be far behind."
  • "You know I was startin' to think that wishing on stars was just for babies and crazy people."
  • "Aren't you just as pretty as a magnolia in May?"
  • "Seems like only yesterday we were both little girls dreaming our fairy tale dreams."
  • "Look, besides being unbelievably handsome I also happen to come from a fabulously wealthy family."
  • "You know if you are going to let every little thing bother you, its going to be a very long night!"
  • "How do I ever get tangled up in all this voodoo madness?"
  • "Fun fact about voodoo: I can't conjur a thing for myself."
  • "You and I both know the real power in this world ain't magic. Its money."
  • "Your little slip-up will be a minor bump in the road so long as we got the prince's blood in this."
  • "It serves me right for wishing on stars. The only way to get what you want in this world is through hard-work."
  • "Once you two are married, you are gonna keep your promise and get me my restaurant, right?"
  • "The Bayou's the best jazz school in the world. All the greats play the riverboats."
  • "She is the voodoo queen of the Bayou. She got magic and spells."
  • "When you're next in life for the throne, you're poised like a panther, ready to expect the unexpected."
  • "Keep that life flowin' and them lights a glowin'."
  • "I need his heart pumpin'...for now."
  • "Listen here mister, this stick in the mud has had to work two jobs her entire life while you've been sucking on a silver spoon chasing chamber maids around your ivory tower."
  • "When you are living in a castle, everything is done for you."
  • "You sure this is the right blind voodoo lady who lives in a boat in a tree in the bayou?"
  • "You blind to what you need."
  • "I will do whatever it takes to make all your dreams come true because I love you."
  • "All my years, no ones ever done anything like this for me."
  • "Just because you wish for something don't make it true."
  • "My Daddy never did get what he wanted but he had what he needed. He had love, never lost sight of what was really important. And neither will I!"
  • "My dream wouldn't be complete without you in it."
  • "All my life I read about true love and fairy tales and you found it!"
Poor Ginoza
  • Got another funny idea based off one of my previous posts
  • Another headcanon of mine. Kou's sitting in the office with his tiny son one day and this happen...
  • Kougami: Heh, you're getting pretty big, aren't you little man?
  • Baby: Ya!
  • Kougami: You're gonna be as big as Dad at this rate
  • Baby: Ya!
  • Kougami: *smirks* you're a Daddy's boy aren't you?
  • Gino: *comes in* Hey Kou, do we--
  • Baby: *turns to Gino* DADDY'S BOY!
  • Gino: *blushes* I AM NOT

anonymous asked:

louis rides harry's fingers as he bounces in his lap and releases tiny little "oh, oh, oh"s. "so tight around my fingers, baby, can't wait to get my cock in you." "don't know how i'll fit in your tight little hole, but you're so good at taking it, aren't you, baby?" louis buries his face in harry's neck and lets out a dry sob as he circles his hips. "wanna be good for you, daddy, wanna take it so good." harry takes out his fingers and slides louis down onto his cock, both boys breathless -DA