you're a joke


“I Accidentally Married an Alien!” could totally be the title of Chi-Chi’s reality TV show

  • *in the lab*
  • Sherlock:*working*
  • Molly:*working*
  • Sherlock:*casually* Do you want to get married?
  • Molly:*pauses; looks around*
  • Molly:*confused* M-married?
  • Sherlock:To me, yes.
  • Molly:*chuckles nervously* Not...not 'married', though?
  • Sherlock:Yes.
  • Molly:*alarmed* What, like 'married'?
  • Sherlock:*irritated* Yes, married though.
  • Molly:*rolls her eyes* Yeah,'s not like a husband and wife type thing, is it?
  • Sherlock:*sighs* Yup.
  • Molly:*swallows* Well, we won't-
  • Sherlock:*fed up* Christ, Molly, yes. Married. You and I. I am talking having-dinner-wearing-rings-having-lots-of-kids-being-head-over-heels-in-love-spending-the-rest-of-our-lives-together married.
  • Molly:*smiles shyly* That is very married.
  • Sherlock:*nods*
  • Molly:*kisses his cheek* Okay, I'll marry you.
  • Sherlock:*smiles* I'd better get a ring, then.
  • Molly:*playfully slaps his arm*

Attention everyone:

Scott McCall doesn’t make for good PoC representation because certain white people do not view him as a PoC. Only PoC of certain shades and who possess certain “PoC descriptors” are allowed to be considered “good PoC representation”. Perhaps if Scott McCall sported a sombrero like in this lovely person’s icon, he wouldn’t be stripped of his identity.

It doesn’t matter if both Scott McCall and Tyler Posey are PoC, their status as such is dictated by how white people view them. A few white Europeans didn’t “view him as a PoC” when they first saw him and therefore he is stripped of his natural identity.

This PSA has been brought to you by the same racist pieces of shit who need to sew their mouths shut and cut off their hands so they can never post on the Internet again.


“so, you’re having sex dreams about my brother”

it doesn’t matter that she’s having dreams about being married to someone else

having children with someone else

building life with someone else

being happy with someone else

why would any of those things matter when we can talk about her having sex with someone else, right damon?