you're a hell of a woman

My Parents Going Through My Tumblr
  • Dad: Why do you post about us?
  • Me: People find you guys funny.
  • Dad: Funnier than you so I get it.
  • Me: Dad.
  • Mom: You should watch your language.
  • Me: My language? I was quoting you!
  • Mom: That's no excuse.
  • Me: Y'all make no sense.
  • Dad: What's a...Jamilton? Is that one of those ships you talk about?
  • Me: Yes. Jefferson and Hamilton.
  • Mom: Ah yes. They have more sexual tension than you and that 'friend' of yours.
  • Me: Mom oh my God.
  • Dad: Is Lams another one?
  • Me: Yes. Laurens and Hamilton.
  • Mom: Well he did shoot someone for Alexander. Even I wouldn't do that for your father.
  • Dad: Yeah she - wait, what?
  • Mom: Oh look people can comment of these posts of yours!
  • Dad: No no let's get back to the previous -
  • Mom: Would you look at that - we're more popular than you AJ.
  • Dad: HA!
  • Me: Oh my God...
  • Me: I mean no one believes y'all said it so.
  • Dad: Well...
  • Dad: That's rude...
  • Mom: You're rude.
  • Dad: The hell woman?
the moving goalposts.
  • trans woman: I'm a woman.
  • transmisogynist: No you're not, women dress femininely whereas men aren't pressured to wear makeup or maintain a feminine appearance.
  • trans woman: Well, I dress femininely, and I am pressured to wear makeup and maintain a feminine appearance as my failure to do so is punished with harassment and violence. So, do you consider me a woman now?
  • transmisogynist: No, you're not a woman, women experience misogynistic oppression, like catcalling and gendered wage gap.
  • trans woman: I experience both of those things, people see me as a woman and mistreat me accordingly. So, do you consider me a woman now?
  • transmisogynist: No, you're not a woman, woman is a biological class. You're a biological male.
  • trans woman: I'm on HRT, and my hormone levels are within the average range of cisgender women. I've undergone physical changes due to HRT that have made my physical body more similar to the average cis woman. So, do you consider me a woman now?
  • transmisogynist: No, women have vaginas.
  • trans woman: I've undergone vaginoplasty. I have a functioning vagina, labia majora, labia minora, and clitoris. This is very personal, but, i can, in fact, orgasm. Do you consider me a woman now?
  • transmisogynist: No, women have XX chromosomes. That's the REAL factor that determines our social role.
  • trans woman: So, are you seriously claiming that everyone goes around treating other people based on their chromosomes, a quality that can only be factually known by a medical test?
  • transmisogynist: Yes!
  • trans woman: But I've never gotten chromosomally tested. I don't ACTUALLY know what my chromosomes are. Have you ever gotten chromosomally tested?
  • transmisogynist: No, but–
  • trans woman: Then your argument is completely flawed. You know with certainty that you present as a woman, are seen as a woman, and are mistreated as a woman, but you believe that those things are totally disconnected? That, instead, your chromosomes are what people are really seeing when they look at you? That's completely preposterous.
  • transmisogynist: Well, what I really mean is, your birth assignment is what really counts, because that's when male socialization is initiated, which determines your entire mindset and outlook on the world, as well as how you treat other people.
  • trans woman: It is true that socialization influences how we view the world. But let me ask you a question, you are female-socialized, right?
  • transmisogynist: Damn right.
  • trans woman: And female socialization includes subservience to men, right?
  • transmisogynist: Yes, very much so. My parents were extremely traditionalist and imposed very strict gender roles on me as a child.
  • trans woman: But right now you're not subservient to men at all, right?
  • transmisogynist: Hell no. I'm a radical feminist, I'm a lesbian, I do not share the class interests of men and I work towards women's liberation from men as a class and, ultimately, the end of the restrictive system of gender.
  • trans woman: So, logically, this would be an example of how your gendered socialization DIDN'T control your outcome as a person. Sure, you had to actively resist that socialization, but you've moved past that.
  • transmisogynist: Yes, that's true, but the same can't be said about you, you're clearly male-socialized.
  • trans woman: Hell no. I'm a radical feminist, I'm a lesbian, I do not share the class interests of men and I work towards women's liberation from men as a class and, ultimately, the end of the restrictive system of gender.
  • transmisogynist: No, that's wrong! You can't be a lesbian, you're a male!
  • trans woman: Don't say that to my wife, she's gonna be pretty mad if you tell her she's not really a lesbian. She's been a lesbian for years, I seriously don't see how my gender is any different than the gender of her last girlfriend.
  • transmisogynist: You can't be a feminist, either! You're a male, there's no way you can understand the struggles of being a woman!
  • trans woman: Didn't you post one of my essays on gender on your facebook wall?
  • transmisogynist: Er, well, yes, but, that's before I knew that you were trans! See, this is more of your deceptive duplicitous behavior, concrete proof that you cannot overcome your male socialization or produce ideas that deserve consideration as contributions to feminism.
  • trans woman: But didn't you praise that shitty liberal Male Feminist guy's anti-transgender article?
  • transmisogynist: Yeah, but, at least he isn't calling himself a feminist, just a feminist Ally. So he's being honest and knowing his boundaries while helping feminism.
  • trans woman: And didn't you praise that conservative politician's proposed ban on transgender people being able to use the restroom? Why the hell would you ever side with a conservative? You realize that he's the same guy who has previously worked to defund women's healthcare services and repeal gay marriage? Supporting him in any capacity gives him political capital that he'll be able to leverage for future reactionary policies, because he is literally an anti-feminist politician.
  • transmisogynist: But he's one of the few politicians who's willing to stand up for a ban on transgender people in restrooms.
  • trans woman: Yeah, because he's an out-and-out bigot against LGBT people and women. He's literally creating legal contexts for male violence against transgender women, something that you've PREVIOUSLY stated you're opposed to, but now apparently you're for it.
  • transmisogynist: What male violence? It's just a legal protection for vulnerable women and girls in the sanctified space of the public bathroom.
  • trans woman: The male violence of police officers, prison guards, and prison inmates. That's the male violence that you're totally fine with exposing trans women to. If you really gave a shit about reduction of harm, you would support my right to use whatever PUBLIC RESTROOM I wanted, and support gender-neutral restrooms. After all, butch cis women have been harassed and gender-policed in restrooms in states where that law was in effect, and had security guards called on them. Isn't that a fucking travesty? I support butch women's right to use women's restrooms, and if you support trans bathroom bans, you DON'T. Cis and trans women share certain class interests, and often times if you work against trans women's' class interests, you're ultimately going to harm cis women's class interests as well. We suffer a wage gap too, which is why so many of us are FEMINISTS.

anonymous asked:

you are a grown ass woman how do you not see how weird it is that you're shipping little boys

first of all: chill 

second of all: i absolutely 100% do not think/post anything with nsfw/adult themes. that, I could understand being disgusting.

third: they’re 12/13. a little innocent friendship/budding romance is realistic with kids that age.

fourth: IF THE AUTHOR AND FILMMAKERS LITERALLY SHIP BILL AND BEV T O  T H E  P O I N T  O F  K I S S I N G WHHHYYYYY is it considered odd to do the same with another of the set of kids? they’re literally the same age??

oh, wait, i know why

  • Mr. Darcy: [to Elizabeth Bennet, during his second proposal] When I say "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the one, Elizabeth.
what we all want
  • Cat Grant, looking directly at Mon-Ew: Kara, I thought I told you to take out the trash.
  • Kara: Um, Miss Grant, that's my boyfriend...
  • Cat Grant: Get rid of it. And fetch me another latte.
  • Mon-Hell: wha-
  • Kara, throwing him out the window: You heard the woman.
  • Cat Grant: Latte, Kara, chop, chop. And ask Lena Luthor out to dinner while you're at it. If you can't establish a healthy relationship on your own, I'll have to do it for you. Honestly, even our intrepid photographer was a better option than this...
The Defenders AU where it's the same but everyone's personalities are switched
  • Jessica (super serious): I'm the Private Investigator Jessica Jones. I have sworn to document any and all wrongdoings done by shady men and cheating partners.
  • Trish: Oh god, here she goes again-
  • Jessica: -I gained my powers after I got into a car crash that killed my parents-
  • Trish: JESS, WE GET IT. You don't have to announce your backstory every time we go somewhere new.
  • Jessica: You don't understand, Trish! It is my destiny to avenge the weak by exposing what their dirtbag friends and lovers are doing through my private investigation agency!
  • Trish: I do understand...but you don't have to act so self-important all the time!
  • Jessica: Argh, you're pissing me off. I need to meditate in the corner. You've seriously messed up my chi.
  • Trish: *rolls eyes*
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  • Matt: My, my...you're looking extra fine today, Elektra.
  • Elektra: Oh, Matthew...don't you know? I'm always fine.
  • Matt: I just can't help saying it, I guess. It's just, when I see a beautiful, drop dead gorgeous woman like yourself...well, I say thanks be to God for putting you on Earth.
  • Elektra: You are corny as hell.
  • Matt: Is it working?
  • Elektra: Well...maybe. Keep talking like that and this night may go a bit...horizontal?
  • Matt: If you want to talk some more, I suggest we go out...for some coffee?
  • *Elektra leans in and passionately kisses Matt*
  • Matt (breaks off kiss, smiling): Sweet Christmas.
  • /
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  • Luke: I need to know what Shades and Mariah are up to. You're gonna give me answers...or else.
  • Turk: Screw you-
  • *Luke steps on Turk's hand, crushing it completely*
  • Misty: LUKE! You can't do that!
  • Luke: Stay out of this, Misty. There's only one way I can get answers and this is it.
  • Misty: Damn it, Luke, if you keep doing this, you'll lose yourself to the violence! You need to stop!
  • Luke: You know what the people of Harlem call me, right?
  • Misty: *pauses* Yeah...the Lucifer of Harlem.
  • Luke: I can't run from it, Misty. This is who I am. This is my destiny.
  • *Luke steps on Turk's other hand while Misty looks away in disgust*
  • /
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  • *Danny walks in, drinking a beer. He then throws it after he finishes*
  • Colleen: No beer in my dojo, please.
  • Danny: Hey, knock knock.
  • Colleen: Uh, who's there-
  • Danny: Danny's not here. Now shut up and let me enjoy my day off.
  • Colleen: Are you drunk?
  • Danny: ...no. This is only my...sixth one? I forgot. Eh, screw it. I can go for another.
  • *Danny goes to the fridge but finds he can't open it*
  • Danny: Colleen, your fridge is stuck.
  • Colleen: Just give it a strong pull-
  • *Danny uses his Iron Fist to punch the fridge open. He then pulls out a beer*
  • Colleen: YOU PUNCHED MY FRIDGE JUST TO GET A BEER!
  • Danny: *opens the new can and throws the middle finger up at Colleen*
  • Geralt: [to Yennefer] When I say "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the one, Yen.

anonymous asked:

Not racism but... The way men are reacting to Wonder Woman woman-only screenings and the Fearless Girl statue and shit, like, I can't decide if men are more pathetic or more boring. Asking for your unique male perspective cause you're one of the kinda okay ones, but don't let it go to your head.

Men are fucking pathetic and weak as hell.

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Hey guys so like not to be extra but I’m literally at all of your homes, ready to take you to see Wonder Woman because that’s a fantastic movie and you all deserve to treat yourselves. Also, I love you so much and I want you all to know that I support you and believe in you.

(read captions for individual responses)

To everyone who’s message I haven’t responded to- The answer is yes. It will always be yes.

if you arent exclusively a boy/girl do you classify as mlm/wlw 

That second time Clark topped
  • Clark: Again, it's not too late to say no. We know what happened last time.
  • Bruce: I'm Batman.
  • Clark: That's literally what you said last time--
  • Bruce: I'm not backing down from a challenge, Kent. I will conquer your fucking dick.
  • Clark: *sarcastic* Wow Bruce, you're killing me with all this romance.
  • Bruce: Stop talking and get to work.
  • --an hour later--
  • Bruce: *breathless* Fuck-I can't. I'm done. It was hot as hell but I'm done. Shit, how the fuck did Lois do it?
  • Clark: She's a strong independent woman. Are you okay?
  • Bruce: Yeah. Kind of. Can you--?
  • Clark: Already on it. *picks Bruce up*
  • Bruce: Just saying, this is the only situation where I'd let you carry me.
  • Clark: *rolls his eyes* Yes yes, we know you're a tough guy.

anonymous asked:

i also think it's funny how if an allo woman says her family is pressuring her into having children that family's being misogynistic but as soon as an ace person says the same thing it's "you're not opressed acey snowflakes uwuwuwuuu"

Asexuality is the highest form of privilege. Being asexual automatically cancels out any other oppression you may face. I know this is true because discourseprincesa crawled out of hell to tell me this

  • Me: -reads Cassandra Clare's new book Lady Midnight-
  • Me: Yeah, this is pretty good. I like it so far.
  • CC: -mentions Clace's epic love five times in six chapters-
  • Me: -punches self in the face-
  • Natsu: Ah, that was great, Juvia! We should totally do that again!
  • Juvia: *smiles* Juvia is glad that Natsu-san enjoyed himself. Juvia also feels refreshed.
  • Natsu: Totally awesome when you got me all wet like that. I didn't think you could spray that much!
  • Gray: 0.o ... the hell is he talking about?
  • Juvia: 0.0 Gray-sama is mistaken! Juvia most certainly did NOT do 'that' with Natsu-san!
  • Natsu: Aw, what's wrong? Is Popsicle feeling left out? Too bad, she's got some mean blows in her.
  • Juvia: ( ゚д゚) Natsu-saaaan! Stop talking like that!
  • Natsu: What, you should be proud, Juvia! You're a lot stronger than you think you are. Even Erza hasn't gotten me fired up like that in a while. Eight rounds straight is a new record for me!
  • Erza: Juvia, we must talk... *drags the protesting woman off by the collar*
  • Juvia: ... Juvia did nothing wroooong! T^T
  • Natsu: *looks at Erza dragging Juvia off* What's with you guys? We were just sparring.
  • Lucy: (-_-,) ... 'sparring'...right...
  • Natu: Eh? What did you think we were doing?
  • Gray: ....
  • Lucy: ....
  • Natsu: Oh...OOOHHH, I get it now. You two are jealous~
  • Lucy: **Did he figure it out? Wait, what do I have to be jealous of!?** W-w-we are NOT jealous!
  • Natsu: Heh heh, can't fool me.
  • Gray: You idiot, stop thinking of weird things!
  • Natsu: It's not weird to do what we did. I mean, c'mon, why didn't you two just do it on your own? Gotta expand your horizons a bit, right?
  • Gray: ... Th-this idiot...!
  • Lucy: .... >.< How can you just SAY stuff like that?! Pervert!
  • Erza: NATSU!
  • Natsu: 0.o W-what!?
  • Erza: We're going! Come with me!
  • Natsu: Hold on, I just got bac...Oof!
  • Erza: *punches Natsu in the gut knocking him out, then slings him over her shoulder* ....
  • Lucy: ... Erza...? What are you gonna do to Natsu?
  • Erza: *smiles* 'Sparring'.
  • Juvia: Juvia swears its not like that!

lupinerage  asked:

The great irony of following tumblr's mom is that you're better than my own mom ever was. My parents were awful, grandparents worse, and I ran like hell to get away from them. And now the closest thing to a parent figure I can care about is a woman on the internet I've never met with a demon rose familiar and an Elder God haunted house. I wish I had better words to thank you or explain, but it's late and my writing is the only kind of words I'm good at. So thank you, Mom.

Oh honey *hugs tight*

I’m so sorry you had to go through that, but I’m so glad you took care of yourself and got out of there. It’s not easy getting away from abusive people. Take care of yourself, okay? Me and the demon rose are always going to be here, chilling out and offering hugs and love wherever we can. Well maybe not the rose. her hugs hurt.

Episode 6x19:
  • Emma: Tomorrow? But you live here?
  • Killian: Swan
  • Killian: Obviously I live here
  • Killian: Obviously you haven't fantasized about your wedding day as much as me
  • Killian: Obviously you've forgotten that I cannot snuggle you tonight
  • Killian: Obviously I want to, though
  • Killian: But I obviously can't
  • Killian: Because obviously, that's against the rules
  • Killian: of marriage
  • Killian: which I know by heart
  • Killian: Obviously
  • Emma: Oh c'mob you can't be ser-
  • Killian: SWAN.
  • Killian: literally everything in our life is so messed up can we just have this one normal thing where we follow the rules
  • Killian: like plz c'mon you've obviously heard of all the little wedding rules
  • Killian: and bloody hell woman, we're gunna follow them all
  • Killian: Cause I know you're only 32 and even though I'm devilishly handsome I am actually 243 and back in my youth, we always learned that when it comes to weddings and marria-
  • Emma: okay okay oKAY OKAY. GOD, OKAY. But then after, all the pancakes forever, right?
  • Killian: OB. VIOUSLY.