you'll not be missed xoxo

So I have been thinking

If 

“It was easier to focus on my anger at Blair than face the possibility of getting what I always wanted and losing it again” is a legit reason why Dan has always wanted Serena despite the fact that he’s been pining for Blair and ignoring and humiliating Serena for two seasons.
 
Then here are the things I think that it will happen in the upcoming episodes

  • Blair is going to tell Nate that “It was easier to focus on my obsession with Chuck than face the possibility of getting what I always wanted and losing it again.”
  • Serena is going to tell Nate that “It was easier to focus on my obsession with Dan than face the possibility of getting what I always wanted and losing it again.”
     
  • Chuck is going to tell Jenny that “It was easier to focus on my anger at Bart than face the possibility of getting what I always wanted and losing it again.”
  • Nate is going to tell Cedric that “It was easier to focus on my passion with finding out who Gossip Girl is than face the possibility of getting what I always wanted and losing it again.”
I’M STILL WRITING A SERENA CHAPTER
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XOXO GOSSIP DAN 

Before you say anything, I just want to say that this actually makes more sense than Dan being Gossip Girl, Serena settling for Dan and Blair marrying Chuck in the presence of Jack.

And then you may hand in an essay to me explaining how on earth that this didn’t happen xoxo