you'll kill me in the future

anonymous asked:

I just started drarry and i love it, your fics make me smile. I need some more to read who are your favorite fic writers, thank you.

OMG!!  This comment made ME smile, thank you so much, anon!  Okay, are you ready?  Get a pen. lolol. ( do feel a little bad for not getting more creative about this, because these writers are mostly well known–but it’s for REASONS, trust me, so if you haven’t heard of ANY of them, scramble to read their works!)

Also, I’m so sorry this can’t get as comprehensive as I’d like–I don’t have much time, and am away from my home computer, but I’ll do my best. :)

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GrimmFuture!Crew meeting with their volume 1 counterparts to exchange advice! (Sent by anon)
  • Grimmfuture!Ruby, harshly: Kill Cinder Fall. As soon as possible.
  • Ruby, shaking from shock: Wh....what? Kill someone?? And why do you have Uncle Qrow's scythe? What's going on with your eye? What's that mark on your waist? What /happens/ in the future!?!
  • Grimmfuture!Ruby, glaring down to her own waist, flexing her shoulders to allow her cloak to envelop her: Just get rid of Cinder. Then none of this will happen.
  • ~~~
  • Grimmfuture!Weiss, a small chuckle: Get used to your teammates quicker.
  • Weiss, with a pout: Well if they were competent I'd have no issue!
  • Grimmfuture!Weiss, shaking her head with a sigh, looking over to GF!Blake with a small smile: Believe me...you'll grow to love them more than you think.
  • Grimmfuture!Weiss, clearing her throat: Ahem. But, you need to get along with your team, the Headmistress of Beacon can NOT be so difficult to work with. Understand?
  • Weiss, her eyes widening in amazement: H...Headmistress?
  • ~~~
  • Grimmfuture!Blake, placing a gentle hand on Vol1!Blake's shoulders: Your team will accept and love you for who you are...I promise.
  • Blake, stiffling back tears, trying to keep her voice from shaking: R-Right...
  • Grimmfuture!Blake, her tone saddening, avoiding Vol1!Blake's eyes: There are some things though...that you won't enjoy doing...but you have to. Only /you/ can completely eradicate the White Fang.
  • Blake, stepping back in shock, panicked: E-Eradicate!?!
  • ~~~~
  • Yang, her eyes rapidly scanning her older counterpart: Your arm...and that...weird sword? Is that...is that mom's?
  • Grimmfuture!Yang, glancing over her shoulder, looking at the hilt of her mother's sword, nods: Yeah. Yeah it is. She isn't dead, at least I don't think so. As for the arm...uhh, try your best to keep it out of harms way. Maybe you can hold onto it.
  • ~~~
  • Jaune, sitting on the ground after being knocked down, through gritted teeth: Wh-what was that for!?!
  • Grimmfuture!Jaune, glaring down at his younger self, a burning hatred in his eyes: Your...MY...cowardice and incompetence is the reason /she's/ dead. Get yourself in high gear. You might have a sliver of a chance to save her if you shut up and get down to work right now.
  • Grimmfuture!Jaune, jabbing his cane into the gut of his younger self: You might even be able to save your leg too while you're at it.
  • ~~~
  • Grimmfuture!Nora, sheepishly: I...I remember when I was still as lively as you are...just...promise me, err, yourself something.
  • Nora, uncharacteristically quiet: Yeah? What is it?
  • Grimmfuture!Nora, almost reluctantly, holding back sobs, beginning to visibly shake: Try to...try not to take loss so hard...that's the life of a Huntress after all...loss.
  • Nora, remaining silent, her face pointing down to the ground: ....
  • ~~~~
  • Pyrrha, looking around, a worried expression upon her face: Maybe...maybe the older me got lost...she...she's around here somewhere? Right?
  • Pyrrha, fearful tears building up in her eyes, her voice cracking: R-Right?
  • ~~~~
  • Grimmfuture!Ren, bowing to his younger self: You've already dedicated so much of your life to her. And she's made you happy, she's made you smile countless times.
  • Ren, quietly, glancing over to the two Noras: ....Nora?
  • Grimmfuture!Ren, placing his hands on Vol1!Ren's shoulders, snapping him back into reality, a broken-hearted look on his face: However...if your lives come to the point of ours...it will then be your turn to put the smile on her face...the happiness in her heart. She will be broken, and you will be the only one to hold the pieces tight.
  • Ren, his lip trembling, but he quickly gets a hold of himself, looking into the eyes of his older self, and nods, determined: Of course. Of course.
  • ~~~~
  • Coco, grabbing onto her older self's shirt collar, her voice shaking with fury: WH-WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S GONE!? WHO DID IT!?
  • Grimmfuture!Coco, her sunken and bloodshot eyes sadly look herself up and down, lazily bringing a flask up to her lips: You...really don't want the answer to that.
  • ~~~~
  • Fox, silently sitting alone: ....
  • Velvet, slowly sitting beside Fox, her calm look being betrayed by the worry in her voice: Mine...mine didn't come either.
  • ~~~~
  • Grimmfuture!Yatsuhashi, stroking his chin: You will see pain my young friend, however you must be able to warp this pain, and turn it to peace. For the violence and anger towards the actions of fate shall only bring more misery.
  • Yatsuhashi: I...I am not sure I understand.
  • Grimmfuture!Yatsuhashi, nodding: Only time will clear your mind. With time you shall find the answer. With time you shall make your decision. I pray you feel it as the correct one to make.
  • ~~~~
  • Cardin, with a snarl: What?
  • Grimmfuture!Cardin, on his knees practically begging: Please...just make sure your team knows how much you really appreciate them. They need it. You need it. You need /them/.
  • Cardin, brushing it off, though the look in his eyes proves his worry: My team is strong. No way they'd lose to anything.
  • Grimmfuture!Cardin, slowly standing up straight, solemnly: You're going to change a lot over the years...just.
  • Grimmfuture!Cardin, almost choking up: Try to get home to your family on time everyday...a lot can happen when you're thirty minutes late...
  • ~~~~
  • Cinder, slightly interested: So...Ruby Rose is really worth all that effort?
  • Grimmfuture!Cinder, a smirk spreading across her face, a look of absolute lunacy: Indeed...she's such a special little toy...

fueledbysound  asked:

Ik you're done w the day and night au (it's was beautiful and amazing btw I cannot believe) but do you think you'll ever do like a little thing where yurio and otabek interact if you have the time? Dawn yurio reluctantly falling in love w royal guard otabek kills me in the best way like otabek coming w yuri when he visits viktor

i really can’t promise you anything because i myself am not sure if i could and i really only draw what i want to draw so…??? i’m sorry

but on dawn and the man on the moon i only see angst in their future because otabek can’t leave the night realm at all. he could only leave when yuuri breaks all connecting magic from him and yurio really can’t stay in the night realm for too long. i can’t do that to them noooooooo  

me meeting my future daughter's white boyfriend 20 years from now
  • me: well very nice to meet you, adam. I hope you'll treat my daughter with the same respect you'd treat your family.
  • adam: oh I killed my whole family when i was like 14
  • me: uhhh well th-
  • adam: *47 handguns drop out of his trench coat*
  • adam: oh don't worry about those i'm licensed
  • adam: hey man can i link you to my soundcloud? i'm in a rap-rock fusion band called "MVRDER FVCKER"
What went down in Gamer
  • INTRO SEQUENCE
  • Marinette: dear diary, here's a description of some events that would have definitely been pretty cool to see
  • Marinette: but eh I guess there's no need to show that
  • Tikki: this isn't supposed to be a webisode so you'd better go do something now
  • Marinette: *goes to school*
  • Marinette: ok where is everybody
  • Alya: we're in the library preparing for the Super Smash competition that everybody knows about but you
  • Marinette: sounds contrived but okay
  • Alya: and if anybody beats Max they get to team up with that hot guy for the tournament
  • Marinette: MAX I WILL CRUSH YOU SO HARD THE SOUND OF YOUR DEFEAT WILL ECHO THROUGH THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE SO THAT
  • Alya: why do I open my mouth ever
  • Marinette: THE FAR OFF WASTES OF THE KLAATU NEBULA THEY WILL FEEL THE MOMENT OF YOUR
  • Adrien: can I maybe forfeit my position in the tournament
  • Mr. Damocles: nope
  • Marinette: WILL RIP THE CONTROLLER OUT OF YOUR HANDS AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR
  • Max: just take a controller and sit down please
  • Marinette: right gotcha
  • Max: you do actually know how to play this game right
  • Marinette: come on what do you take me for
  • Max: somebody who'd 100% be willing to enter a tournament for a game she knows nothing about if it would mean being with Adrien
  • Marinette: fair
  • Marinette: but I actually do know how to play this game
  • Max: oh noes
  • Marinette: *beats Max*
  • Max: that was it?
  • Max: with all that buildup I was expecting more echoing defeat and controller shoving
  • Marinette: don't tempt me
  • Max: yeah gotcha
  • Max: anyways imma go get akumatized now
  • Adrien: are you really just gonna let him
  • Marinette: yeah now come to my house
  • Adrien: Mr. Damocles this is terrifying
  • Adrien: is there really no way out of this situation
  • Mr. Damocles: nope
  • Hawkmoth: Gamer, the situation may not have turned out in your favor
  • Hawkmoth: but from now on you and I will be playing this game by our own rules
  • Max: nope sorry but playing with a modified system results in an automatic ban from participation in all future tournaments
  • Max: if we're doing this we're doing it properly
  • Hawkmoth: so you'll have to kill a bunch of people to level up before you can get a giant robot?
  • Max: yep
  • Hawkmoth: and if Ladybug and Chat Noir take you down
  • Max: they get their own giant robot, yes
  • Hawkmoth: will this result in more meaningless destruction
  • Max: probs
  • Hawkmoth: ok fine you've sold me
  • Max: great
  • Marinette: anyway Adrien welcome to my house and to my room where I definitely don't have 20,000 pictures of you
  • Adrien: eep
  • Tom and Sabine: *ship Adrienette*
  • Adrien: ok but can you not
  • Adrien: like it's clearly the most unhealthy pairing in the love square
  • Adrien: which is actually saying quite a lot
  • Adrien: it really could only ever work out if Marinette learned the difference between attraction and obsession
  • Sabine: shush it's an adorable pairing
  • Adrien: as someone who's literally part of that pairing I can attest that it defs isn't
  • Tom: do you want some food
  • Adrien: OMG YES PLEASE
  • Marinette: coolio let's eat it at the park
  • Adrien: disclaimer: the fact that I am eating croissants at a park with you is in no way a sign of interest, romantic or otherwise, in anything besides this delicious food
  • Marinette: yes please eat more of the food you look beautiful when eating it
  • Adrien: you're really starting to scare me Marinette
  • Gamer: AND SO AM I
  • Marinette: eep it's a giant robot!
  • Gamer: SEEK LOCATE DESTROY
  • Adrien: oh come ON that's such a blatant ripoff
  • Gamer: OBEY SUBMIT CONSUME
  • Adrien: rly is nobody gonna call him out on this
  • Marinette: we're running away now
  • Adrien: right
  • Marinette: oh and here have this charm bracelet
  • Adrien: wot
  • Marinette: look it's probs gonna be important or something
  • Marinette: I had to shoehorn it in somewhere there
  • Adrien: wait this robot is the perfect excuse
  • Adrien: *runs in the opposite direction*
  • Marinette: oh no he's gone
  • Marinette and Adrien: *transform*
  • Ladybug and Chat Noir: *fight the robot*
  • Gamer: *levels up*
  • Ladybug and Chat Noir: *ollie outy*
  • Ladybug: what if we take him to the stadium where the tournament's happening
  • Chat Noir: so he wrecks it and gets the tournament cancelled?
  • Chat Noir: yeah I'm very down with that idea rn
  • Ladybug: I just meant it would get him out of a crowded area
  • Chat Noir: oh right that
  • Ladybug: *arrives at stadium*
  • Chat Noir: *arrives at stadium*
  • Gamer: HEY GUYS
  • Chat Noir: oh no
  • Gamer: EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMIN—
  • Chat Noir: yeah screw that
  • Chat Noir: *cataclysms*
  • Gamer: you may have destroyed my robot
  • Gamer: but you will be shocked and awed by my secret scheme
  • Gamer: where I will restore my robot from a save—
  • Ladybug: *punches Gamer in the face*
  • Gamer: wait I wasn't finished monolog—
  • Ladybug: oh hey I broke your glasses
  • Ladybug: and there goes your akuma
  • Gamer: so you won't get to pilot a giant robot then
  • Ladybug: WHAT
  • Ladybug: wait little butterfly come back here!
  • Gamer: it's not coming back
  • Ladybug: well maybe if it copies itself and affects thousands of people then I'll get to have a giant robot?
  • Hawkmoth: yeah nope
  • Hawkmoth: I am not filling Paris with thousands of giant robots
  • Hawkmoth: even I'm not that stupid
  • Ladybug: dammit
  • Ladybug: bye bye little butterfly :(
  • Chat Noir: don't worry, you two can still get to kick butt in the tournament
  • Chat Noir: (Max, help me out here pls)
  • Max: yes, the tournament that you and I will defs be the two participants in and Adrien won't
  • Ladybug: I WILL KNOCK IN THEIR TEETH AND RIP OUT THEIR
  • Max: perfect! that's the spirit! we are totes gonna win
  • Chat Noir: phew, I thought I'd never escape
  • ROLL CREDITS
Signs as Twenty One Pilots' Vessel Lyrics: (@asstrolorgy)
  • ARIES // you think twice about your life, it probably happens at night, right? fight it, take the pain, ignite it, tie a noose around your mind loose enough to breathe fine and tie it, to a tree, tell it, "you belong to me, this ain't a noose, this is a leash, and I have news for you, you must obey me."
  • TAURUS // and I will say that we should take a day to break away, from all the pain our brain has made, the game is not played alone. and I will say that we should take a moment and hold it, and keep it frozen and know that, life has a hopeful undertone.
  • GEMINI // I'm never what I like, I'm double sided, and I just can't hide, I kind of like it when I make you cry, 'Cause I'm twisted up, I'm twisted up inside.
  • CANCER // while you're doing fine, there's some people and I, who have a really tough time getting through this life, so excuse us while we sing to the sky.
  • LEO // I do not know why I would go, in front of you and hide my soul, cause you're the only one who knows it, yeah you're the only one who knows it, and I will hide behind my pride, don't know why I think I can lie, cause there's a screen on my chest
  • VIRGO // I have these thoughts so often I ought to replace that slot, with what I once bought, 'cause somebody stole my car radio, and now I just sit in silence
  • LIBRA // I ponder of something great, my lungs will fill and then deflate, they fill with fire, exhale desire, I know it's dire my time today
  • SCORPIO // behind my eyelids are islands of violence, my mind's shipwrecked, this is the only land my mind could, find, I did not know it was such a violent island, full of tidal waves, suicidal crazed lions, they're trying to eat me, blood running down their chin, and I know that I can fight or I can let the lion win,
  • I begin to assemble what weapons I can find, cause sometimes to stay alive you got to kill your mind.
  • SAGITTARIUS // don't wanna call you in the nighttime, don't wanna give you all my pieces, don't wanna hand you all my trouble, don't wanna give you all my demons, you'll have to watch me struggle, from several rooms away, but tonight I'll need you to stay.
  • CAPRICORN // let's say we up and left this town, and turned our future upside down. we'll make pretend that you and me, lived ever after happily.
  • AQUARIUS // am I right? of course I am, convince me otherwise would take all night
  • before you walk away, there's one more thing I want to say, our brains are sick but that's okay.
  • PISCES // I find over the course of our human existence, one thing consists of consistence and it's that we're all battling fear, oh dear, I don't know if we know why we're here, oh my, too deep, please stop thinking
Disney Princess Starter Sentences
  • "I'm awfully sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you."
  • "Oh you can talk. I'm so glad."
  • "A wishing apple?"
  • "Want to know a secret? Promise not to tell?"
  • "Please don't send me away. If you do, she'll kill me."
  • "Why, that means I can go too."
  • "They can't order me to stop dreaming."
  • "I can't believe. Not anymore."
  • "Oh well, what's a royal ball? After all, I suppose it would be frightfully dull and-and-and boring and-and completely...completely wonderful."
  • "But, you see, I have the other slipper."
  • "He's coming here tonight. I promised to meet him."
  • "Well I'm really not supposed to speak to strangers...but we've met before."
  • "Why do they still treat me like a child?"
  • "Oh we talk together and talk together and just before we say goodbye, he takes me in his arms and then...I wake up."
  • "This is the happiest day of my life. Everything's so wonderful!"
  • "I just don't see how a world that makes such wonderful things could be bad."
  • "You're not getting cold fins now, are you?"
  • "If I become human, I'll never be with my father or sisters again."
  • "I've never seen a human this close before."
  • "Don't be such a guppy."
  • "Well, some people use their imagination."
  • "You are positively primeval."
  • "Wait! Take me instead!"
  • "Don't talk like that. You'll be alright. We're together now, everything's going to be fine, you'll see."
  • "What do you know about my dreams?"
  • "At least some good will come of me being forced to marry. When I am Queen, I will have the power to get rid of you."
  • "Do as I command! Release him!"
  • "Please try to understand. I've never done a thing on my own. I've never had any real friends. Except you."
  • "How dare you? All of you! Standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won!"
  • "They're after me! They're after you?"
  • "Look around you. This is where the path of hatred has brought us."
  • "What you mean is not like you."
  • "If you kill him, you'll have to kill me too."
  • "I'm needed here."
  • "Lately I've been having this dream."
  • "My ancestors sent a little lizard to help?"
  • "I never want to see a naked man again."
  • "With all due respect, I think I've been away from home long enough."
  • "Just because I look like a man, doesn't mean I have to smell like one."
  • "So you'll die for honor?"
  • "The only way to get what you want in this world is through hard work."
  • "Listen here, mister. This stick in the mud and has had to work two jobs her whole life you've been sucking on a silver spoon chasing chambermaids around your ivory tower."
  • "Once you two are married, are you gonna keep your promise?"
  • "My daddy never did get what he wanted but he had what he needed. He had love! He never lost sight of what was really important. And neither will I!"
  • "My dream wouldn't be complete without you in it."
  • "Today is kind of the biggest day of my life. And the thing is I need you not to get him arrested."
  • "Okay, okay, okay. I've got a person...in my closet."
  • "Something brought you here. Call it what you will fate....destiny..."
  • "Who are you and how did you find me?"
  • "That's the funny thing about birthdays, they're kind of an annual thing."
  • "If you had a chance to change your fate, would you?"
  • "There come a day I don't have to be a princess. No rules, no expectations."
  • "There are those who say fate is something beyond our command. That destiny is not our own, but I know better. Our fate lives within us, you only have to be brave enough to see it."
  • "I'd rather die than be like you."
  • "Some say our destiny is tied to the land, as much a part of us as we are of it."
  • "The only frozen heart around here is yours."
  • "Please! I can't live like this anymore."
  • "Why do you shut me out? Why do you shut the world out? What are you so afraid of?"
  • "Can I say something crazy?"
  • "This is awkward. Not you're awkward but just because we're-I'm awkward, you're gorgeous-wait, what?"
  • "I said enough!"
  • "The party is over. Close the gates."
  • "No, I belong here. Alone. Where I can be who I am...without hurting anybody."
  • "I never knew what I was capable of."
  • "So...this is what a party looks like."
Aladdin Sentence Meme
  • "I can't believe it. I just don't believe it! We're never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp!"
  • "Three wishes to be exact. And ixnay on the wishing for more wishes. That's it. Three."
  • "Tell her the TRUTH!"
  • "Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck!"
  • "How many times do I have to kill you, boy?"
  • "You're speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife."
  • "I wish for your freedom."
  • "Phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty living space."
  • "At least some good will come of my being forced to marry. When I am Queen, I will have the power to get rid of you."
  • "Marry the shrew. I become sultan. The idea has merit."
  • "I love the way your foul little mind works."
  • "I'm getting kind of fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything."
  • "But, oh, to be free! Not to have to go, 'Poof! What do you need?', 'Poof! What do you need?', 'Poof! What do you need?' To be my own master. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world!"
  • "You've heard of the golden rule, haven't you? Whoever has the gold makes the rules."
  • "It begins on a dark night where a dark man waits...with a dark purpose."
  • "Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?"
  • "Perhaps you'd like to see how snakelike I can be!"
  • "The only reason anyone thinks I'm worth anything is because of you."
  • "After all, you've lied to everyone else. Hey, I was beginning to feel left out."
  • "We just keep running into each other, don't we street rat?"
  • "Provisos? You mean limitations? On wishes?"
  • "Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught."
  • "I've never even been outside the palace walls."
  • "On a scale from one to ten, you are an eleven."
  • "You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you."
  • "How dare you! All of you! Standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won."
  • "Look at that. It's not everyday you see a horse with two rear ends."
  • "It's all so magical."
  • "No matter what anybody says, you'll always be a prince to me."
  • "Uh rule # 1: I can't kill anybody. So don't ask. Uh rule # 2: I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else. Rule # 3, I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I don't like doing it."
  • "You're not gonna find another girl like her in a million year. Believe me, I know. I've looked."
  • "Do you trust me?"

TOO LATE TO TURN BACK.

with one member down and bullets littering the air, geoff makes the final decision. they said they’d never take them alive, and they’ll stay true to their statement. because it’s too late to turn back now. 

(companion piece to http://8tracks.com/perfectlystiles/you-ll-never-take-us-alive)

1. I’m So Sorry ~ Imagine Dragons
2. Warriors ~ Imagine Dragons
3. Renegade ~ Styx
4. Left Hand Free ~ alt-J
5. Going To Hell ~ The Pretty Reckless
6. The only Time ~ Nine Inch Nails
7. Don’t Stop ~ innerpartysystem
8. One Minute To Midnight ~ Justice
9. Crime ~ temposhark
10. Who Are You, Really ~ Mikky Ekko
11. See Me ~ Tech N9ne
12. Can’t Kill Us ~ The Glitch Mob
13. Fucked Up World ~ The Pretty Reckless
14. Novocaine ~ Fall Out Boy
15. Payback ~ Juicy J, Kevin Gates, Future, Sage The Gemini

the signs + selfish machines lyrics
  • aries: maybe we're meant to lose the ones we love but i'll fight for you till then
  • taurus: i don't wanna leave without you buried by my side
  • gemini: i'm convinced that we don't make sense but i'd kill anyone who gets close
  • cancer: i swear to god i did what i could, i practically begged you, i pretended everything was fine
  • leo: if it's the end of the world, you and me should spend the rest of it in love
  • virgo: you know i've never held a gun in my life, but now i carry one around in case i see you tonight
  • libra: oh my god, you'll never be as beautiful without me
  • scorpio: you know i can't afford the medicine that feeds what i need
  • sagittarius: the future's just a few heartbeats away from disaster, i'm afraid that i've thrown it all away
  • capricorn: i don't know how you got into me, down my throat and made a home in my veins
  • aquarius: we used to laugh until we choked into the wasted nights, it was the best time of my life
  • pisces: somebody's supposed to fall in love, but nobody even calls
  • Future kid: mum i failed my math test again
  • Me: it's okay honey you'll pass it next time
  • Future kid: mum i wanna be a stripper
  • Me: it's okay honey you can be whatever you want to be
  • Future kid: mum i'm gay
  • Me: it's okay honey i'll love you no matter what you are
  • Future kid: mum i killed someone
  • Me: it's okay honey i'll still love you when you get out of jail
  • Future kid: mum i don't like harry potter
  • Me: it's okay hon...wait what?
Dear Mr Yahoo

Dear Mr Yahoo, how are you
I hope the wife and kids are fine
I can’t speak for any other dashes
but something is surely killing mine

What the future holds none can say
I guess we’ll have to wait and see
I wouldn’t worry about it anyway
because chances are it’s only me

It’s free and I have a place to play
so I will shed not one single tear
and even if my dash dies one day
until then all my friends are here