you'll get punched in the face

sociallyawkwardfoxwriter  asked:

In costume, Jay might be the one five seconds from fighting the next person that talks to him, but out of it? It's Tim that's always down to fight. Wake him up before his alarm? Punches whatever he can reach. Drink the last of his coffee? You will taste his wrath (it taste like copper). Think Batman could beat Wonder Woman in a fight? Say it again and you'll have a design shoe print on your face for the rest of the day. Always. Ready. To. Fight. Alllllways!

Yes ferocious little Timbo! And Jay is always having to hold back his bf like:

 “Tim pls we are in public I just want to eat my Fettuccine Alfredo without getting kicked out of the restaurant…again.” 


 “I told you not to wear it.”

 “It’s a bowtie…with a pattern of mini bowties Jay, how could I not wear it? Plus YOU GOT IT FOR ME!”

“Yeah, okay waitress can we get this to go? He accidentally had dark roast coffee instead of medium today.” 

The Signs When They're Angry
  • Aries: You only get angry for about 2 seconds. But when you calm down you realize that in those 2 seconds you turned into a tornado and destroyed everything in your path. People shouldn't mess with you because getting angry is a sport to you and you do it for fun.
  • Taurus: You're pretty relaxed. It takes way too much to get you to explode. But when you do, you'll probably go straight to strangling someone and not only cursing your enemy out, but you'll also talk down to anyone who's ever loved them.
  • Gemini: You're a ball of sunshine so whoever pisses you off must be really fucking annoying. You won't even have to touch them, you'll just slowly ruin their lives with your harsh and convincing words. You'll verbally shit inside your enemy's hearts and souls that way they will never be able to live on again.. And you'll make sure of that. Considering Gemini rules the hands, it takes a lot for you not to bitch slap people.
  • Cancer: You have two ways of getting angry. The first one is when you point out everything wrong with that person, and the second is when you're passive aggressive to the point of completely humiliating your enemy. When they least expect it, you have a habit of snapping back with your claws and getting violent.
  • Leo: When you're angry you'll scream and argue til everyone knows you're right. You'll make sure that the other person loses this whole fight no matter what it takes.
  • Virgo: You're sweet. Especially on the outside, you appear charming and beautiful, but on the inside you're full of rage, which makes you even scarier when you're angry. Because at any given moment you're waiting to dig an ax into your enemy's head.
  • Libra: You are really good at controlling your anger because it's all part of your Venusian charm. Most of the time you'll let the other person know how you feel. However, you know everything about everyone because of your charisma, so when you're furious, you let everyone know their secrets and what kind of person they really are, that way not only will you hate them - but so will the rest of the world.
  • Scorpio: You naturally collect information off of people. Any little information you can get is fine. Because once you get angry, you'll immediately aim right for the weak spots and turn all of this information against them in some way.
  • Sagittarius: You're pretty blunt as it is. But when you're pissed, you won't hold back. In fact when you insult people as you're mad, they can't fight back because you always seem to hit the nail right on the head. And that's how they're defeated.
  • Capricorn: You're stone cold. Anyone who pisses you off even a little bit will immediately be cut out from your life as if they didn't matter from the beginning. When you're angry, you'll pretend the person doesn't exist, and if you do happen to acknowledge their existence, everything you say to them will be an insult that will make them cry. Most of the time you won't even tell them why you're mad. All you care about is making them feel hated. (And it works).
  • Aquarius: Your emotions are unpredictable. Someone can call you every name in the book and you'll be very aloof and then you'll snap on them a month later. Either you'll ignore that person, or you'll give them a 5 second head start to run before you unleash hell on them.
  • Pisces: Everyone likes to think you're too emotional and sweet to have a temper, but that's only because they've never seen it - for a good reason too. When Pisces get angry, they'll completely blank out and go nuts and will probably start laughing to themselves because they have no problem going nuts and punching their enemies in the face to see the blood pour; all while cursing, crying, screaming and laughing manically. They'll ruin your life for fun.
Who you should fight: Shadowhunters edition
  • Clary: she's tiny and might seem an easy target, but she's also a shadowhunter and generally filled with rage. A very careful approach is advised
  • Simon: you could fight Simon. Even as a vampire, he's pretty harmless. You could take him, although I'm not sure why you'd want to hurt this cinnamon roll. Just be aware you'll have a clan of vampires and a few shadowhunters out for your head if you do
  • Jace: not a good idea. Don't fight Jace. The only chance you'd have is to attack him when he's too deep in his self-loathing to notice you approaching, and even then you would only get a punch or two before he breaks every bone in your body
  • Isabelle: do NOT fight Isabelle Lightwood. She'll wreck you and you will look up from the ground, lying in a pool of your own blood, wondering why you decided to anger this beautiful, warrior goddess, as she smirks at you, and you'll think that no death will be sweeter than the one where you can look upon her face
  • Alec: don't fight Alec. Even if you do manage to beat him, which is very unlikely but let's say for a second you do beat him somehow, you'll have to face his enraged siblings and his boyfriend, and that's not a situation you can come out of alive
  • Magnus: are you kidding me. Do you wanna fucking die buddy. Because that's a High Warlock, he'll atomize you and send your remains in the deepest, darkest reaches of Hell by snapping his fingers as he drinks his cocktail in his armchair. And magic aside, have you seen those arms? Dude is ripped, I wouldn't want to get punched by him. Also, look at you, there's an arrow in your knee, wonder how it got there
  • Raphael: bad idea. Don't fight Raphael. He's a vampire and has biceps that could make his shirts explode
  • Luke: why the fuck would you fight Luke. You'll lose, and hasn't this guy been through enough already? Give this dad a break, Jeez
  • Lydia: you probably shouldn't. We haven't seen that much of her fighting, but I have the feeling it won't end well for you
  • Valentine: well, I'm rooting for you but you're gonna be dead before you even reach him, torn to shreds by all of his followers. Although if you do manage to reach him, then please hit him for me too before he guts you
Which Grisha Should You Fight?
  • Alina: You may think you can fight Alina, but girl has seen some shit. First she'll utterly destroy you with her sass before completely fucking you up with her glowstick powers or stabbing you with a knife you didn't even know she had. Avoid.
  • Mal: Absolutely fight Mal. Everyone wants to fight Mal. Even Mal wants to fight Mal. Your best strategy is working him into a jealous rage by mentioning Alina and watching him punch himself in the face. 10/10 would fight again
  • Zoya: Are you fucking kidding me? DO NOT fight Zoya. Do not even talk to Zoya. Her insults alone will scar you for life. If you're stupid enough to provoke her, she'll break your ribs and leave you out to die.
  • Nikolai: You could try to fight Nikolai, but let's be real, you'll either find yourself dead or in his bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Genya: Sure, you can win a fight with Genya. But what would even be the point here? Alina would fuck you up for it. David would fuck you up for it. The next day, you drop dead on the floor because you forgot Genya is the master of poisons. Not worth the risk, tbh.
  • Ivan: Fight Ivan, but only if he's drunk. Drunk Ivan is the best Ivan. Once you punch him in the face, he'll laugh and become your BFF. Avoid Sober Ivan at all cost, unless you want to wind up in the hospital with a collapsed lung and a missing kidney.
  • The Darkling: Ha. Like you even had a chance. Your best bet would be to disguise yourself as Baghra. Dude is a total momma's boy. But even then, there's a good chance he'd gouge out your eyes or fuck up your face. Alternatively, a sneak attack by jumping out of the bushes and tickling him has a 20% success rate but you'll probably wind up getting Cut before you can even scream "SURPRISE!"
Who should you fight?: Star Wars Rebels edition
  • Kanan: Yeah, you probably COULD fight him, but really the poor guy has already been through enough. Plus, he'd kick your ass and look good doing it.
  • Hera: Why would you want to fight Hera? Don't be mean to space mom, you'll have the rest of the family on you in half a second, IF she doesn't just shoot you first herself.
  • Chopper: Are you insane!? One does not simply fight Lord Chopper.
  • Zeb: Do not fight Zeb, He can and probably will rip your head off your shoulders.
  • Sabine: Fight Sabine. You will die but it will be worth it. Who knows, maybe she'll even make you part of her latest piece of art!
  • Ezra: Sure, go ahead, fight him. He's probably done something to earn it. There's a 50% chance he'll make a fool out of himself and it will be hilarious and totally worth the eventual ass whooping.
  • Kallus: You will be doing a great service to the galaxy by fighting Kallus. Please knock his pompous ass down a few pegs.
  • Maketh Tua: This is one fight you can win easily. Absolutely go for it.
  • The Grand Inquisitor: I would just start running now bro.
  • Seventh Sister: Do it for the children. Save them from her creepy obsession.
  • Fifth Brother: If you can fight smart then you might last a little while against this dude. Just don't try to fight him head on you'll probably get curb stomped.
  • Vizago: He won't even fight you himself, the coward. He'll just let his IG-RM bodyguards fight you instead.
  • Azmorigan: It will be so much fun kicking his ass. Definitely do it, but only once you've got his cronies out of the way.
  • Hondo: You can't fight Hondo. It's pretty much impossible to get into an actual fight with him because he just doesn't. Stop. TALKING.
  • Cham: pLEASE DO! This asshole deserves to be punched in the face. Do it for Hera.
A Very Potter Musical:  RP memes
  • "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"
  • "No that's ABSURD!"
  • "We're there! We've reached that point."
  • "Well, the medallion says that's dumb, so we're not doing that."
  • "You little shit."
  • "Yes, I have heard those things, about a thousand times. But never have they been told to me with so much sass."
  • "You are acting like Garfield on a Monday."
  • "You know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?"
  • "Never tell a girl you like her. It makes you look like an idiot!"
  • "Did your turban just sneeze?"
  • "She may be a pain in the ass, but she's my pain in the ass."
  • "That's in Canada!"
  • "You know, I used to think looks weren't important but now I think they're more important than anything."
  • "Get me some Nasonex you swine!"
  • "Back off nerd!"
  • "Beautiful? More like supermegafoxyawesomehot!"
  • "Oh my god, I have to fight a dragon! I can't do that! I'm just a little kid!"
  • "Someone punched me in the face and my sense of direction got a little goofed up!"
  • "You're this spare guy, all the time, this spare dude. You're SUCH a SPARE!"
  • "Oh my wizard god!"
  • "You're a Hufflepuff, why don't you FIND out?"
  • "I don't want my life to be like Spiderman 3, I hated that movie."
  • "It's because he's dead you dumb motherfu…"
  • "Thanks Hermione."
  • "Accio Double Stuf!"
  • "Maybe you'll just have to fight like Mushu from Mulan or something..."
  • "It's just every time I look at her I get pains in my chest, and I just know it's her fault, that bitch...!"
  • "That is a BOSS Zefron poster."
  • "If I had an invisibility cloak I'd use it so I'd never have to face my own reflection in the mirror."
  • "Am I bleeding?"
  • "Hahaha, hahaha. Now you're just being cute."
  • "C'mon, let's go watch Wizards of Waverly Place!"
  • "Andyouhavetobemyslaveforawholedaystartingnow."
  • "How did you idiots get captured? You were invisible!"
  • "Come on, I'm tired. Can't we just be Death Eaters?"
  • "If this homemade Dark Mark won't convince you..."
  • "I can't believe I couldn't figure out the countercurse was just 'Unjellify.'"
  • "Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders."
  • "I don't FIND this suprising at all."
  • "Shut your ungodly, lopsided mouth and quit interrupting."
  • "What would Zac Efron say at a time like this? 'We're all in this together...'"
  • "What the devil is going on heeerre?"
  • "I'll be in the drawing room, painting a picture of the stupid looks on your faces."
  • "My wiiiieeeneeerrrrrr!"
  • "I saw it on the internet. It's definetely real."
  • "When I rule the world, I'll have...SNAKES."
  • "'Cause usually I just kill people who try to get me to open up...oops."
  • " two people are mad at me!"
  • "What do you want with a rocketship? What business do you have on Mars?"
  • "And you think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn't... It just makes them dead."
  • "When I rule the world I'll plant flowers!"

anonymous asked:

Can u do a scenario where Genos is jealous hehe?

Right then! Jealous Genos up ahead! 

It’s been quite a while since you have engaged  in a conversation with a group of your friends, and the blonde cyborg stood silently observing as you interacted with them. They didn’t seem to take a notice of Genos standing few feet away- neither did you pay attention to him- so he didn’t know what else to do other than wait for you to finish the conversation and part ways with them.

It was a rather normal looking bunch consisting of two females and three males; two of which were rather close to you. Too close. Despite the somewhat close distance between him and the group, he still couldn’t make out what was being said, and there were too many people around to focus on lip reading.

One of the males rolled his eyes before he put an arm around you, pulling you into a hug as you shook your head in protest and attempted to push him off you. Instead of letting you go he ruffled your hair, and one of the girls threw her arm around you proudly. Your shoulders slumped visibly and their eyes focused on you before all five of them laughed in unison.

Were they making fun of you?

Why did they keep you still like that?

Were they trying to do something?

Whatever was happening he didn’t like it; he didn’t like how you just suddenly walked away from him to talk to  your friends. It made him feel slightly lonely.

He saw you nod and the group laughed again, the shortest one rose his fist with a grin, aiming it at your shoulder. The cyborg made his way towards you within seconds and stood behind you, a dark look on his face as he stared down at the guy as if daring him to make a move.

Letting out an awkward chuckle the male lowered his fist, taking a huge step back and urging the rest of the group to leave as well. They quickly said their goodbyes and scurried off.

You blinked, unsure what happened until you heard a quiet grumble from behind you and felt a pair of arms around your waist. “Genos? Did you scare them off?”

It was quite unusual for him to get so cuddly in public but it was a nice change nonetheless. He felt the need to hold you close to him; not liking the way they were getting all friendly and touchy with you. With a sigh he rested his chin on the top of your head for a short while, ignoring your question.

“Is everything okay?” You spoke up again, worried as to why was he so quiet. He just let go of you and took your hand in his, leading you back home.


As soon as the two of you made it inside the blonde cyborg hugged you, nuzzling his face into the crook of your neck. “I did not like the way they- the way he- was staring at you” He muttered, eyebrows furrowing slightly. “The way he hugged you and how uncomfortable you seemed back then- I didn’t like it.”

Hearing a quiet laugh from you made him lift his head up in confusion but no words came from you.

“Did I say something wrong?” Worry instantly washed over him when his question only caused you to laugh more. Assuming that he won’t get any answers from you until you calmed down, he sighed; but just as he was going to let go of you, he felt your arms wrap around his neck.

“That was my cousin.”

“Your.. Cousin?” Cue another stifled laugh.

“A cousin, a relative, yes. There’s no need for you to get jealous because of him.”

“I was not jealous, I just–” You interrupted him before he could continue, placing a small kiss on his cheek. He blinked as a blush spread across his cheeks.

“Everyone gets jealous once in a while.” Grinning you nuzzled your nose against his, watching with amusement as the blush on his face darkened significantly. “Jealousy is a very human emotion, after all.”

His eyes widened for a second before he smiled, a deep chuckle escaped his mouth.“You’re right.” He whispered, leaning forwards slightly to capture your lips in a gentle kiss.

Who you should fight: undertale edition
  • Toriel: Don't. She is very fun and happy, with a genuine enthusiasm for snails and teaching. Don't fight Toriel.
  • Undine: I mean, Sure, go for it, you'll get your ass kicked and she'll probably rant about how her morals and friendship keep her strong through the entire battle. But it would be worth it to have the honor of being punched in the face by her. Do. Do fight undine.
  • Papyrus: No. He's precious. Don't fight Papyrus.
  • Alphys: Iffy. She wouldn't really be able to fight back because she's a huge nerd, there wouldn't be any point to it.
  • Flowey the flower: Do. Punch this little shit in the face. He deserves it. Do it for me. Fight Flowey the flower.
  • Asgore: Once you start a fight, you won't be able to back out. He seems sweet but if pushed he'll fight to the death. Don't fight Asgore.
  • Mettaton/Mettaton X: Punch this robot weirdo all you want he'll just make a huge show of it and be overdramatic and unpredictable, filming the whole thing live and if it gets decent ratings he'll probably be happy about getting his ass kicked. Please fight Mettaton.
  • Sans: Don't.
Fighting-Edition {Sentence Starters}
  • "Go ahead! Punch me!"
  • "You're really starting to piss me off!"
  • "You're challenging me?"
  • "You really wanna fight me, don't you?"
  • "Get back here so I can kick your sorry ass!"
  • "Drop your weapons and fight me fairly!"
  • "How long do you think you'll last?"
  • "You don't have a chance in Hell!"
  • "Let's go! You and me!"
  • "Is that the best you've got?"
  • "You really, really don't want to do this."
  • "Come at me, bro!"
  • "You're bruisin' for a cruisin', friend."
  • "Can you even stand up?"
  • "Pick up your weapon and fight me!"
  • "There's no way you'll beat me."
  • "I am going to punch you in the face!"
  • "Are you trying to pick a fight?"
  • "Stop, I don't wanna fight you!"
  • "You can't even touch me!"
  • "I doubt you'll make it out of this alive."
  • "You want me to kick your ass?"
  • "This will be your LAST mistake!"
  • "I rip you apart!"
  • "That was MY food!"
  • "If you're trying to make me mad, congratulations."
  • "You won't last a minute against me!"
Parenting ||Starter Sentences|| Part 2
  • "Whoever said 'having kids is a joy, you'll love it', can I do you a favor and fucking punch you in the face?"
  • "_____ is getting bullied in school, and we can't move because of your stupid job(s)!"
  • "Go look at what YOUR kid did to the laundry room, why don'tcha?"
  • "He/She is NOT dressing up as THAT for Halloween! I don't care if it's unique, it'll probably scar the other trick-or-treaters!"
  • "I don't believe in spankings, but I do believe in an ACTUAL punishment. Maybe... no coloring books for a few days? No TV for a month?"
  • "_____'s report card came back... it honestly doesn't look good at all."
  • "I know that you said you didn't want _____ to date until he/she was in his/her 30s or 40s, but I just wanted to let you know that I think I saw him/her with another boy/girl in his/her bedroom... and there were slight groaning and moaning noises coming from there."
  • "I don't like _____ watching these bad shows, dammit! Turn it off!"
  • "I told you not to give him/her ice cream before bed!"
  • "_____ just said I'm a horrible father/mother, and he/she's embarrassed to even be seen with me."
  • "How are we gonna break the news that _____'s going to be a big brother/sister in a few weeks? I mean, it's been 9 months since we found out, and we've been keeping it a secret for so long. I/You've been showing since month 5, you think he/she'd figure it out by now that there's a bun in the oven."
  • "I think _____'s jealous of the new baby... I asked him/her if he/she loved his/her new baby brother/sister, and he/she responded with 'No, because baby's getting all your love, Daddy/Mommy/Papa/Mama.'"

castsfear  asked:

my klaus muse keeps wanting to call urs clarissa and im always abt to but then i remember valentine and die a bit inside

just saying, but if klaus, or anyone as a matter of a fact, ever calls her clarissa , she’s going to punch them in the face, no matter who it is. 

oldest-mccormick  asked:

"You'll speak when you are spoken to or nor at all."

Tell my muse “You’ll speak when spoken to, or not at all. Understand?” for their reaction.

   Something snapped in Craig at those
   words, balling up his hand and swung
   it at Kevin. Punching him in the face.

   “You don’t ever tell me what to do!”

   Craig snapped while shaking his hand
   to get the hurt out of it. 

Which character should you fight: Boueibu Version
  • Yumoto: Why would you do it? Yumoto is the embodiment of love. Besides, he'd probably cuddle you until you're out of air or kill you with a Love Attack. Not to mention you'd have his entire squad and his wood-chopping older brother on your ass. Don't fight Yumoto.
  • En: Sure, you'd probably win if he doesn't bother himself to transform, but where's the fun in it? Also, unless you're Kinshiro, you have no reason to fight him at all. Dude's just chillin'.
  • Atsushi: It's ill-advised to fight Atsushi. He'll just transform and kick your butt. He got a sadistic streak on him, you'll lose and look bad because you lost to a nerd.
  • Io: You'd lose. He wouldn't even need to transform, he'd just pay a thug to smash your face. Don't fight Io.
  • Ryuu: Are the second and third degree burns worth it? Is the constant harrassment of his dozens of girlfriends worth it? Is Io hiring TWO THUGS to destroy what remained of you and hide your body worth it?
  • Kinshiro: Fight him. Do it. It'll be fun to watch. At least until he flings a Zundar needle up your ass.
  • Ibushi: You will lose. He'll kick your butt, send you to the hospital, pay the hospital bills, become friends with you and your family and bake you cookies. And then you'll feel bad for fighting him.
  • Akoya: Are you crazy? That guy sucker punches losers for breakfast. And if he perceives any threat to his beauty, he'll destroy you.
  • Goura: Do you have a death wish? You'll be chopped to pieces. Don't fight Goura. Value your life.
  • Kou: You will win. Do it. Get help, if you're that scrawny. But punch him right on the mug. He deserves it. He deserves many punches to the face.
  • Masuya: He doesn't do anything other than taking photos, you'll probably win. Besides, he's Kou's partner in crime, he deserves it a bit, too.
  • Wombat: You'll win, but dude, he's an alien wombat. He probably has alien rabies.
  • Zundar: Don't. He has evil needles and isn't afraid to use them.
  • Hireashi: For the love of God, do it. Do it while Zundar isn't around, but do it. He's a fish, a squish would be enough to destroy him. Asshole deserves it.
Gravity Falls Characters You Should Fight
  • Grunkle Stan: Absolutely fight Grunkle Stan. He's a con-man, has been in a Colombian prison, took boxing lessons as a child, and has punched the supernatural in the face on multiple occasions. You have no idea what tricks he has up his sleeve. He spent the last THIRTY YEARS building a portal to get his brother back. I want to see the carnage of this fight you're proposing. Fight the Grunkle. You'll lose.
  • Soos: He's a repairman, he has tools to hit you with, but he's made of marshmallows. You could take him in a fight, but why would you? Do you want to see him cry? You monster.
  • Wendy: This is Manly Dan's daughter. We've seen her fight a monstrous shapeshifter in the show already. Cipher says she's a pushover, but I'd take that with a grain of salt. That triangle just wants to watch you burn. Do not fight Wendy.
  • Grenda: She's a prepubescent girl. By herself, assuming you're an adult, you could probably take her. If she's tag-teaming you with Candy, however, your chances of losing grow exponentially.
  • Candy: Some say she never fights fairly. If you can see her before she strikes, she's all yours. Otherwise, you join the others buried under that mailbox in the forest.
  • Manly Dan: He punches. He looks like a biter. Be fast, and you could do it. Or you could listen to Sev'ral Times' new album with him. Your choice.
  • Mystery Twins: DO NOT FIGHT DIPPER AND MABEL. First of all, why? Mabel wants to make you sweaters and feed you plastic dinosaurs. Dipper sneezes like a kitten. Are you Gideon? They already kicked your ass while you were in a giant robot. Besides that, if they catch wind of it beforehand, you won't be just fighting them, but also whatever supernatural demon they pulled out of the book. I don't know what more you want me to say on the matter. Be friends with the Pines' kids. Or pray.
  • Bill Cipher: Summon Bill Cipher. Do the candles, the mantra, everything. Wait for him to appear. Propose a deal and extend your hand. When he goes to shake it, slap him in the face instead. You have no chance of winning, but I want to see what happens. Fight Bill. I fucking dare you.

[After a long, exhausting, and frustrating day, the only thing Hal wants to do is get home. His jaw is sore and a bruise streaks from his cheekbone to the inner corner underneath his eye, so the last thing he needs is for someone else (aside from his cast members), to see the discolored skin. Just as he steps in the lift and the doors are about to close, however, he hears someone calling to hold them open and reluctantly does so.]

anonymous asked:

Um it's actually Negan's fault that Glenn died. Because, you know, he was the one who fucking beat him to death. Are you gonna blame Rick for Dawn shooting Beth in the head, since it was his choice to storm into the hospital? Or are you gonna blame Andrea for Hershel's death, since she didn't kill The Governor when she had the chance? Nah, you'll happily blame Daryl for Glenn's death while you sit there and thirst over Negan. I hate this fandom.

Did I say it was completely 100% Daryl’s fault? No. I’m fully aware that Negan is the one that killed Glenn and he is also to blame. But guess what? If Daryl didn’t get out of line to punch Negan in the face, the rest of it never would’ve happened. 

Pushing that aside you’re acting as if it’s against the law to be mad at Daryl for something that he played a role in. Because whether you like it or not, that’s what happened. Daryl is not a saint. Daryl should be held accountable for his actions just as much as any other character on this show has been. I don’t have to coddle the fan favorite character just because it might hurt this fandom’s feelings. 

If you don’t like it, then unfollow me.

An FYI for all boyfriends (and future ones): never, EVER, call a girl “heavy”.  I’ve punched too many peps (…teasingly) to count just for that one comment towards me and you’re lucky if they don’t mind! But if it’s your girlfriend, well… I give my condolences.

Blue is able to use every weapon (but chargers since he hates them) and he also has the skills to Dynamo Rollers.  Sadly, it appears Orange is “heavier” than one.  Or Blue just sucks at picking girls up! *gets shot*

And those marks on his face? Beware of Orange’s hair…