you'd never like me

plan a: punch it plan b: blow it up plan c: panic

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Laura Hale appreciation??

@cobrilee and i are considering putting together an appreciation week fest-type thing for everybody’s favorite big sister, the wonderful Laura Hale

writing fic, making art or gifsets, headcanons or meta, playlists or fic recs, all that good stuff and what have you!!  maybe the sort of thing with themes for each day, ya know

would anyone be interested in participating if we set that up?


If you’re trying out that Amos Aimes “bad boy” look by showing her how you too can get a little wild, then at least try to look less nerdy next time.

Lex Luthor in Superwoman #13 (2017)

You ever do or say something and just think;

This is it

This is why I’m single.

The Types getting confessed to (By someone they also like)
  • ESFP: What? Wow! I never saw this coming! This is great because I really liked you too! I was going to confess later in the day actually! Let's go out, bae ;)ENFP: WOW WHAT??? Oh my gosh! This is so unbelievable! Did you know I liked you since grade 4? This is so awesome! We get to do all the cool things I've always pictured myself doing with you!
  • ESTP: No way! I like you too! This is so great, let me take you out, I'll bring you to this super awesome amusement park. I'll be your best first date ;D
  • ENTP: I mean I'm not surprised ;) Let's go out, like right now, I got tons of ideas of where to go. Do you have a preference for go karts, paintballing or waterpark?
  • ESFJ: *Smiles* I like you too! For a long time actually, I was just kinda unsure about how you felt...but this makes me so happy! You wanna go out sometime soon?
  • ENFJ: *Saw this coming but kept denying it to themselves* Woah are you serious?! I had a feeling but I didn't think I was reading it right. That's so awesome! I'll treat you so well <3
  • ESTJ: Oh wow that's...really great actually. You free this Friday night? I'll pick you up at 7pm, wear something nice ;)
  • ENTJ: *Mentally fits having a relationship into their busy schedule* You know what you're signing up with right? Perfect, I'll call you sometime to arrange a date<p/>
  • ISFP: *Is overwhelmed but excited* I really like you as well! Wow is this fate or something? I think this may be destiny ;)
  • INFP: ME TOO!!! *hugs* Sorry I'm just really happy, I was hoping you'd confess first :P
  • ISTP: me? Never saw that coming, since I think you're really cool as well :) We should go out sometime, you free?
  • INTP: Wait what....what. You mean like...romantically? Like you wanna date me? O.O Would've never guessed...well uhm, so what do we do from here?
  • ISFJ: Yes! finally! *hugs* this is so great, I've been really shy to show you all the love and appreciation I feel for you. I'm happy to finally be able to make it official :)
  • INFJ: No waaaaayyyyy *actually could tell since last week* we should really get to know each other some more, I'm really interested in spending some time with you if you want
  • ISTJ: ...I'll treat you right, I promise. I'll do my best to make you happy and make this work. I really like you.
  • INTJ: Are you sure....? Because I thought I was interested in you too, but I don't have much experience in this area. I think you and I should get to know each other a little bit more and come back to this

What a nice thing to wake up to. Stay classy, Anon.

You know that thing couples superiors do when they gather together and make a very big announcement having a joint conference with each other’s family squad members?

Squad Hange: Really now, buntaichou? It was Levi-heichou all along?
Squad Levi/ 104th: I don’t know about you guys, but you know, they were pretty obvious. Like, come on! Mom? Dad?

angsty starters ( + sad qoutes / song lyrics. )
  • "I love you enough to let you go,"
  • "I heard you moved on,"
  • "I didn't come here to hurt you,"
  • "Where did you go?"
  • "I'm sorry we fell in love."
  • "We'll do everything on our own."
  • "I'm so sorry,"
  • "You'll never understand."
  • "Please don't go,"
  • "I still love you,"
  • "I don't love you anymore."
  • "I never loved you,"
  • "I can't do this."
  • "We can't be together!"
  • "Will I ever see you again?"
  • "May we meet again,"
  • "I promise I'll do better,"
  • "I just want to see you, one more time."
  • "I'd give anything to see you one more time."
  • "One last time?"
  • "I don't deserve you,"
  • "You don't deserve me,"
  • "People like us don't get happy endings,"
  • "You still love me?"
  • "I never meant to hurt you,"
  • "I understand..."
  • "If you want to go, it's okay."
  • "I gave up everything for you!"
  • "I really need you to trust me,"
  • "Can you listen to me for once!"
  • "I cheated on you,"
  • "You cheated on me?"
  • "Don't expect me to come crawling back,"
  • "Shame on me, you fooled me twice."
  • "You said I wasn't just like anyone."
  • "Did I even ever cross your mind?"
  • "Can we pretend that we're in love?"
  • "I can't lose you,"
  • "Please go,"
  • "Don't you dare die on me!"
  • "I'm not losing you again!"
  • "I'm incomplete without you,"
  • "I will love you for the rest of my life,"
  • "So this is goodbye?"
  • "Kiss me goodbye."
  • "I loved them and they died."
  • "I was a bet?"
  • "You were nothing but a bet."
  • "Can you hold me?"
  • "I loved and I lost you."
  • "It's okay,"
  • "The worst day of loving someone is when you lose them."
  • "It hurts like hell,"
  • "I'm not coming back."
  • "You're never coming back?"
  • "What do you mean you're dying!"
  • "Come back to me,"
  • "What happened?!"
  • "They're dead!"
  • "Where's my love,"
  • "Don't do this,"
  • "I'll see you again."
  • "There's nothing we can do to bring them back."
  • "I don't want to be alone anymore,"
  • "You promised you'd never leave me."
  • "First love, you remember what that's like?"
  • "If I don't have you I have nothing at all,"
  • "I'm not going to fight you,"
  • "You're my friend."
  • "It's too late to apologize."
  • "You left me!"
  • "You left us!"
  • "You chose them over me,"
  • "I need you,"
  • "I was hoping that you'd stay."
  • "I never lied to you,"
  • "You said you might die so what the hell?"
  • "It's a bad joke,"
  • "We can never be the same again,"
  • "You don't need you,"
  • "You're not alone."
  • "You broke my heart."
  • "It made me think of you."
  • "You're my world."
  • "Do I wanna know?"
  • "So sad to see you go,"
  • "This is it, isn't it."
  • "Now I just sit in silence."
  • "Are you okay?"
  • "Are you hurt?"
  • "I'll go with you."
  • "How bad is it?"
  • "My feelings for you are real, they always have been."
  • "Someday you'll understand."
  • "Because I love you,"
  • "There was just something about them,"
  • "I'm sorry for breaking your heart."
  • "It wasn't an act."
  • "Time doesn't heal everything."
  • "This is your fault!"
  • "Tell me what to do!"
  • "I didn't mean for this to happen."
  • "Everythings a mess."
  • "You ruined my life,"
  • "Do you still love me?"
  • "You gotta get up, we have to go."
  • "It's okay,"
  • "It was nothing,"
  • "I'll do something."
  • "You're safe here,"
  • "Don't forget me."
  • "I ruined this,"
  • "You ruined this."
  • "Quiet is violent."
  • "You promised me!"
  • "Stop lying with those words."
  • "If this is some kind of sick joke, you better tell me!"
  • "You're all I have!"
  • "I'm not ready to say goodbye."
  • "I don't want to go,"
  • "I loved you,"
  • "You don't have to do this,"
  • "I'm afraid it's never going to be okay again."
  • "I'm terrified,"
  • "You're a monster."
  • "You're all I have!"
  • "I'm a monster."
  • "Only fools fall for you,"
  • "Everything comes to an end,"
  • "I thought I loved you."
  • "Now I just sit in silence."
  • "It's unbearable."
  • "You're my first love."
  • "I never wanted to hurt you,"
  • "I was here,"
  • "Help me,"
  • "They won..."
  • "You don't love them."
  • "You're breaking my heart,"
  • "I hate you!"
  • "It's a waste of time,"
  • "You're all I want."
  • "I've always loved you!"
  • "I can pretend anymore."
  • "i didn't have a choice!"
  • "What if it's agony now and it's hell later on?"
  • "Love I will let you go,"
  • "I left behind something great."
  • "I want you back,"
  • "I don't regret any of it, not if it kept you safe."
  • "Get over yourself,"
  • "You'll be the death of me."
  • "Everything just fell apart."
  • "What the hell am I doing here?"
  • "I want you so much but I hate your guts."
  • "I found love where it wasn't supposed to be."
  • "You still like them, don't you?"
  • "What are you doing?!"
  • "I did this to protect you!"
  • "Don't cry,"
  • "I'm not crying,"
  • "I'm dying,"
  • "A-Are you alright?"
  • "I'll come back for you."
  • "I've never felt so alone."
  • "You don't love me! You don't even know me!"
  • "I don't even know who you are anymore."
  • "I don't even know who I am anymore,"
  • "Please let me do this for you."
  • "You're one of the lucky ones."
  • "It's never going to be okay."
Never be alone - Part 4

First 3 parts are here, here and here or you can read it all on AO3 in one place. +

Chapter summary: Liam and Zayn are the pawns in Tanner’s game and there’s no way out, is there?

There’s nothing too graphic, it’s more what your brain would tell you, but obviously be mindful of this as you read on.

As before, alternate points of view and flashbacks in italics.  Back with another chapter soon.

(this chapter is just a few words less than 4k so some is under the cut)


When Liam was a kid, games were fun, games were usually things like hopscotch if they wanted to be old school or sitting there till his eyes threatened to turn square from playing too many arcade games on the television.

Games can be okay still when you’re older.  Just not right now, anytime but now.

All Liam’s wanted since he got into this position, this mess, is to see Zayn again, see his face and yet now he’d give anything not to.

That’s a lie of course because he always wants to see Zayn, but he sees too much right now, the way sweat trickles down from his temple and because Zayn’s frozen in place mainly thanks to Liam yelping at him to stay where he was, he doesn’t wipe away the moisture and so it almost looks as though he’s crying.

To others, that’s probably the only outward sign that Zayn’s under stress right now, only Liam knows and can see one small vein in his forehead twitch, one tiny movement on his face and the way his eyes blink a bit faster because it’s the only thing Zayn feels safe enough to move.

“Quite the little statue aren’t we Malik?” Tanner’s voice is relaxed, playful even, the only one of out the three of them enjoying this though Liam hears Winston laughing as Tanner speaks.

Zayn says nothing, just blinks again, it’s admirable how Zayn’s breathing has slowed right down, how he doesn’t seem anxious and instead it’s Liam whose pulse quickens, and yet he’s not the one at risk of being blown up, he’s not the one at risk of dying.

Not strictly true of course, absolutely far from being strictly true actually but still if anyone’s in danger, mortal danger it’s Zayn.

As Tanner suddenly turns round to look away from the screen and looks directly at Liam, glances down at the desk and pulls open one of the drawers and picks something up from the drawer and then starts to laugh as he approaches Liam and Liam can see what he’s holding now.

Liam wonders if Tanner has some mind reading technology somehow because maybe his assessment of Zayn being most at risk was a bit premature.

“Let’s see how much of a statue you stay when I start to playing with this knife and set about redesigning your boyfriend’s face shall we?”

Keep reading

Is this brendon


Star Wars photoshoot!

@catslock as Obi Wan (I believe the one w the fly ass shades)
@revyyourengines as Anakin (RotS version)
@punsbulletsandpointythings as Qui Gon
as Obi Wan (far left in the bottom-left pic!)
as Hux
The wildest he’s ever done

Prompto: You’re so elegant and formal, Ignis, I had no idea you could fight this way. I can’t picture you doing other kind of wild stuff like that. What’s the wildest you’ve ever seen him do, Gladio?
Gladio: …
Gladio: Oh boy, you don’t want to know.
Ignis: You really don’t, Prompto. Don’t ask again.
Gladio: It was on my 21st birthday-
Ignis: You wouldn’t dare, Gladio.
Gladio: Dear god, best birthday gift ever-
Ignis:  Do not listen, Prompto, he’s lying.    
Gladio: I was both terrified and the most fascinated I’ve ever been in my life.
Ignis:  I don’t know what he’s talking about.
Gladio: There was nothing in the world that could stop him, geez, it was like he was possessed-
Ignis: stOP
Gladio: Astrals, I had no idea somebody on Eos could do something like that, and for so long, it was so wild, omfg-
Ignis: Gladiolus Amicitia, that’s private.
Gladio:  I’ve never seen someone move so wildly like omg I think I passed out on pure ecstasy at least twice and whenever I recovered my senses he’d still be moving like wow-
Ignis: Please no ;A;
Gladio: he almost broke me, almost breaks the headboard, and literally ruined my bedsheets, how could he do that!?
Ignis: Can you please stop, I don’t-
Gladio: Geez, it was so heavy, he left me sore, I don’t understand how he was able to stand up in the morning-
Ignis: Prompto Argentum, stop listening-
Gladio: and the maid outfi-
Prompto: :D YAY, ARCADE!  

Tanner sat in the corner of the coffee shop, papers spread across the table. She hadn’t realized how behind on work she’d become. She’d been here for hours and the steady flow of caffeine was wearing off. A large yawn escaped her lips and she shook the tiredness out of her head and tried to regain her focus. “come on, tanner. just a few more notes and your done.” she spoke quietly to herself, not noticing who was near her.

draco x hermione
  • draco: meet me at the library in ten minutes, bring no one
  • hermione: i'd never go anywhere with you!
  • draco: you'll have to or else
  • hermione: i refuse, unless you have an explanation on why, then I won't do it
  • draco: please hermione, we need to talk
  • hermione: fine, you get five minutes
  • *ten minutes later in the library*
  • hermione: what do you want draco?
  • draco: make me stop feeling things for you
  • hermione: what!
  • draco: you heard me, make me stop feeling things for you
  • hermione: but why?
  • draco: cause you'd never like me back, so what's the point of liking you?
  • hermione: then you have to make me stop feeling things for you too
  • draco: what!
  • hermione: you heard me

vohskyfire  asked:

I hate to break it to ya, but Soren isn't too good =/ I have him and he's just 'eh' really.

Oh, it’s fine asdfghjklm I don’t care if he’s good, average or even if he outright sucks. I want him ‘cause I love him.

“I do not talk to Nephilim about Downworlder business,” Lily said severely.
The Lightwood parents stared at her, and then swung their heads in sync to stare at their son.
Lily waved a dismissive hand in their direction. “Except for Alec, he’s a special case.”
- Born to Endless Night

Can we talk about this scene??

Lily, the head of the New York vampire clan comes barging in screaming for “LIGHTWOOD!”. Robert Lightwood, as the Inquisitor, assumes she’s addressing him. To which her reaction is basically “WTF dude, who are you? I need Alexander Lightwood, obviously.”

She then proceeds to launch right into telling Alec the story of the latest drama in vampire land, ignoring anything Robert tries to say. When Maryse points out that they should report to her as she’s the head of the New York Institute, Lily says flat out that she does not talk to Shadowhunters about their problems. Except she’s already there telling the whole thing to Alec, having sought him out specifically for this purpose. And the way she talks to Alec makes it obvious to everyone present that they’ve done this many many times. She trusts him and knows that he’ll help her sort it out. In fact, he’s already taken steps to sort out the situation before Lily even showed up.

So the Lightwood parents are standing there witnessing this conversation go down, and they realize two things: 1) their son knows everything that’s going on in the Downworlder world and didn’t tell them anything about it, and 2) somehow he has managed to do what no other Nephilim has, i.e. build a good and functioning working relationship with the leaders of the vampire clan and werewolf pack. Basically, Alec is boss and they had no idea.

I mean, did you SEE this part?

“Alec looked at his family over Lily’s head and shook his own head in a small, firm gesture.”

That right there is how he did it. Using his subtle authority and showing respect for others. Lily was cooing over the baby and the rest of the Lightwoods were ready to draw their weapons and attack her when she did something so innocent as making faces at a baby. Because she showed her vampire teeth. She’s a vampire, so they’re not willing to give her the slightest benefit of doubt here, even though she’s clearly friendly with Alec and he’s clearly fine with her approaching the baby. But Alec’s been willing to set old prejudice aside and he’s built a relationship with Lily that is based on mutual respect. He’s doing what no other Shadowhunter could by treating Downworlders with respect and not thinking that he’s superior to them from the start.

At first it killed me a little that Alec won’t be the next head of the New York Institute, but now… I’m thinking he’ll do us one better. He’ll do even better work by being the link between the Institute and the Downworlders. I can’t wait to see what changes they’ll all be able to do together.