you would not believe how hard it is to upload this game on here

→ nudes, not flowers (pt. 2)

Originally posted by bangtannoonas

☆ pairing → Hoseok x Reader x Jungkook

genre → smut, fuckboi!au

warnings  → … voyeurism + exhibitionism, dom!junghope, power play?, dirty talk!!!, jealousy, demeaning names during sex, the threesome, & probably other warnings byE 

word count   → 10.4k 

☆ summary   →  you’re not supposed to fall for Jung Hoseok and his repertoire of awful pick-up lines – but you do. the problem is: he’s afraid of commitment, and bolts at the idea of settling down. you decide to stay far away from fuckboys, but his friend decides to test your new found resolutions

or : Jungkook wants to see how far he can push Hoseok until he snaps

→  pt i | pt ii (final) 

☆ a/n   → okay…so… this is just porn, but if you squint, there’s kind of a plot. you should probably start with pt 1 if you haven’t already!! 
+ shout out to the mutuals who encouraged the filth fest in this part esp @gxtsmxt @itsrainingmin !! we can have a prayer circle later to cleanse our souls
+ also tomorrow is my one month anniversary on tumblr :’)) thank you so much for all the love i’ve received this past month  ♡

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dan and phil play keep talking and nobody explodes: a summary

hoodie!phil i am immediately enthralled and this video isn’t even a second in yet

“you da bomb of our lives”

they keep clothes fans give them which is nice shoutout to that lucky son of a gun

‘philly’

phil is insistent on everyone seeing speed

supportive boyf dan has his back

dan nudged phil’s arm in a bro-esque manner

they mentioned escape rooms finally i can relate as i have now been to one too

“i think we’re a lot nerdier than we think” why do they think we refer to them as nerds all the time

“rest in peace environment” / “fuck you trees”

“i’ll punch you if you look at this” going to provide no context there have fun

“DAD…. playing halo with me” nice save dan

the wholesome howell blanket is always on hand

“they’ll see if we do a single glance…”

how is dan going to go a whole extra seventeen minutes without glancing at phil i think he’s going to implode

they already did the tutorial but didn’t show us yet phil can’t remember the title of the game wow rip nerd!phil fic trope

“this is going to be a mistake”

“i can’t speak if i’m under some kind of situation” mister english degree back again

phil spinning dan around with those sweet sweet seconds of skin to skin contact (hand to arm)

also lowkey hand porn

look at his hands

the curly hair and shaved sides from the side profile makes my heart warm

sassy hand clicks from danny

“beginnu”

five seconds in i am already stressed for them why is this already the most intense video of this game i’ve ever seen i’ve watched like six different channels play it

“there’s, there’s-” “no phil, i’m guiding you.” someone likes to take control don’t they

during the wire puzzle you can slowly watch dan get more stressy look at his pursed lips and expressive strict hand gestures

“there’s an alien man with a triangle head and he’s got a T coming out of his neck” their best friend mind meld really needs to come in handy here

i’m still really enjoying dan’s side profile i can’t get over it

“that’s you selecting the module you dork”

“guys we’re nailing this” i was going to make the obvious joke but i won’t we’re classy here

“shut up shut up SHUT UP” stressy dan is here to stay

they did one wow who says youtube gamers can’t game screw you comments

“what everyone out there is thinking now is we need you to get the manual, phil” i think dan honey you just want to be in control again i know that was hard for you

getting their last glances at each other in before they can’t for at least five minutes

opposite sides again why has this happened two videos after one another this is weird what is the post-baking video universe coming to

“this is weird. now you’re the person with the really bright face… wow it makes my hair look so much less white now that i’m here”

“it makes my hair look grey… i promise i don’t have grey hair” honey you’re thirty years old it’s going to happen inevitably sometime soon best to break us in gently

i’m hyped for side profile phil

dan quoting the marriage mantra of something old something new etc…. foreshadowing perhaps who knows with the way 2017 phan is going

phil looks so confused he’s like me facing every exam i’ve ever taken

i’ve been cheated out of side profile phil ffs dan get your hands on him and spin him around i feel attacked

“oh shit new stuff” literally everyone every few days when they upload a new gaming vid with no warning????? they know our struggle????

phil looks so focused i’m entranced

“ayeeeeeeee”

“oh god it’s hurting my brain so much”

stressy phil is a new experience but i’m digging it

dan being the little shit he is just laughs all the time

“stop freaking out!” stressy dan is still here despite having the opposite role

they did two attempts and won them both wow

they high fived yes for more skin to skin contact

phil is reeeealllly making up for lost time by shamelessly staring at dan

like seriously that was at least a solid six seconds of him staring

oh and more glances

i get it you’re in love

“kept calm under presh”

more staring seriously phil are you aware the camera is still rolling

“i hate to alarm you phil but what is your catchphrase on this gaming channel?”

*awkward silence whilst phil realises he’s being spoken to thus has to tear his gaze away*

“ALL OR NOTHING”

*resumes staring*

seriously what is with him today subtlety ain’t in his vocabulary

p h i l i get it you’re in love

oh now dan’s at it

dan just got super close to the camera and did that creepy smile he has i was unnerved

“i’m frickin terrified as diddly heck”

they’re back on their own sides balance in the universe has been destroyed do you reckon they’re as insistent about which side of the bed they sleep on

side profile dan is back welcome back old friend i missed you

i thought he dabbed for a second but it’s okay he didn’t

they’re determined as fuck but i can already see dan’s stressing

yep there’s the hurry up hand gestures

“i’m going to explode…. literally” because of the intensity or because he can’t stare at phil i don’t even know anymore u decide

dan’s eyes just got really really wide they were like bulging

“is the button yellow?” “no it’s blue i told you it’s blue!” welcome back stressy phil i hope you had a nice break

phil’s little “ooh” is so cute i want it as my ringtone

“we did it? oh christ”

stressy dan is really coming out to play in this symbols puzzle isn’t he

phil’s expressive hand gestures aka he’s beginning to panic too

dan’s doing some kind of gang sign okay boy you do you

aaaaand there’s the deafening dan scream for this video i can’t believe we lasted a whole 17 minutes and 40 seconds without one

rip headphone users it was nice knowing you

stressy dan has never been more present

phil is surprisingly calm(er)

“dan come on” all of us all the time

oooooh they couldn’t last five minutes without a quick glance at one another could they jfc get a room

they managed with three seconds to spare

phil is giggly and dan is….. well, dan

dramatic as ever my little actor that never was

phil initiates skin to skin contact again why am i not surprised anymore

“i was winding you up” dan says as he adds flames on top of himself in editing i am nodding furiously

the camera pans back out and phil’s hood is up who even is he

“we could have died!” “but we didn’t” *dan adds a halo above his head aka can’t relate*

“see if i worked in bomb disposal, i’d be cheeky like that” your colleagues would throw a bomb in bed with you

“i’d be like ooh what’s the timer steve???” the danxsteve fic coming atcha real soon

dan’s in an obnoxiously good mood now he has won a game and can freely stare at phil again

“we could be bomb disposal experts” again expect the fic coming atcha real soon

“what you just saw was two nerds that grew up playing puzzle games that have a psychic connection because they have no other friends defusing bombs” they literally said they go to escape rooms for their friends birthdays but alright i’ll take the exclusivity

they’re considering coming back in hard mode YES I NEED THIS

again i could have made the obvious joke there but i didn’t

let them know how you felt throughout that video type out long essays i dare you

“subscribe if you’re happy you didn’t explode”

“if you want to see us do that more challenging version where we might blow up… or not 'cause we’re the best… disposers ever”

“subscribe to us, have a good day, don’t explode” the best advice comes in threes

danisnotexploding

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Lore of Darkiplier and Antisepticeye

This is here by lore and theories from two fans of Markiplier and Jacksepticeye and means no harm by what we write. This is simply fun, nor is anything really cannon unless already stated. We don’t want to get into debates or say these  characters could be anyway shape or form real. We adore and love these youtubers and would never want to make them unhappy or uncomfortable. Thank you and here is our findings. -B

DARK

-Mark made a contract with Dark when he first started youtube (like back in 2011)

-Dark would allow him to gain love and support and gain the ability to make the effect in the world he wanted too, with the rule that Dark could periodically take over Mark’s body (and basically just exist latently inside Mark)

-Eventually Mark just kind of went into denial that Dark was real because Dark rarely showed up (except for the few times that Mark doesn’t really remember much because Dark took over the vessel and Mark’s consciousness was just kind of knocked unconscious) (this having similar ideology to when someone with split personalities ‘falls asleep’ or ‘loses time’)

-So Mark started laughing at the idea that Dark was real, and was greatly amused by the fanbase

-But Dark wasn’t pleased…….

-He wanted his share of the bargain, and he was trying to find an opening when he could gain control of the vessel

-Then the fanbase discovered Anti (translation: “created” Anti)

-Dark was told by the greater demons to try to contain Anti, but he didn’t find it that easy…

-Dark is a much older demon than Anti, having come into existence a very long time ago, far before Mark ever made a contract with him

-Also his real name isn’t Dark. That’s just the nickname he adopted because of the fanbase

-Dark has a fun time deciding what his appearance will be. While he appreciates the appeal of nicely done up suits and ties, and he really enjoys looking nice, he also does enjoy dressing up more “punk” I suppose (especially because when he rips the sleeves off Mark’s shirts it pisses Mark off and that’s so much fun)

-Dark has his own personality, own style, but has caught up with the times. This then creating his best advantage when he puts himself in front of an audience.

-During the “Date with Markiplier” video, Dark took over Mark’s body finally after a very long time of staying silent and inside, not only because Anti was starting to become more active, but also because he saw it as a brilliant opportunity to completely win over the vessel from Mark and get his side of the bargain

-This created the idea of ‘Dark’ into the cannon for the fanbase.

-Dark has a tendency to use Mark’s voice against him, and against the people around him. Everyone knows Mark’s voice is really nice and really attractive, but when Dark uses it for his own uses, it’s so much worse, and because it looks like Mark, no one really understands why Mark is suddenly so much more seductive, but it’s just Dark taking advantage of the faculties provided by his host

-Dark is a psychopath. He has no guilt or remorse, no empathy, no emotion, hes extremely narcissistic and is superficially charming, as well as dishonest, manipulative, and reckless - all traits of a psychopath

-Both Anti and Dark are incredible actors this fooling everyone they come into contact with - even fooling people like their family and friends.

-Dark is a sadist, so he will be looking to inflict as much pain as he can on the chosen victim. As whatever will hurt the person the most. This could be rejection, physical pain, or otherwise.

-First you will see it as Mark, our lovable doof and nothing will seem abnormal. Only when he is tired of using the host will he become his own entity. WIth the knowledge he has gained about the victim will use that against your will.

-Dark is a master manipulator, and has no remorse or guilt for anything he does. He simply enjoys the act of inflicting pain

-Dark has a magnificent way with words, and coupled with Mark’s fantastic voice, it’s hard to say no to him. Really hard. If he tells you to sit, you sit. If he tells you to kneel at his feet, you do it. If he tells you to kill yourself, you find a cliff and jump. It’s almost impossible to say no to him, no matter what he asks for. His words are sweet whispers in your ears telling you that if you just give yourself over to him the pain will end. But it never does

ANTI

-Anti was just the idea of a demonic figure, but the fanbases sudden obsession with him slowly made him grow into an actual creature with a large amount of malicious intent

-When he fully became real, that’s when shit hit the fan

-Anti is crazy and angry and out for blood, and he won’t stop until he gets his quota (and who knows how much that is)

- Anti being based around Jack, he has his qualities since the fanbase had to have a vessel when creating up this creature.

- These qualities are more superficial than anything, like jacks green hair or bone structure. His laugh and over chaotic personality.

-While Jack stands for believing in yourself and being who you are, Anti would do anything for his victims to be shocked and taken back and scared with his existence. Also taking Jack’s worst qualities like his self doubt Anti will use this to make others feel bad this acting as a lure when talking to victims.

-Whereas Dark has a (mostly) consensual contract with Mark, Anti has nothing of the sort with Jack. Since Anti was created from Jack, he has no idea the demon is in him, and Anti is thrilled by this

-It means he can cause so much more havoc (such as making Jack hurt himself or others and then let Jack take back over the vessel with no memory of what the hell happened)

-This is why Dark has a 3d appearance when he takes over his vessel, whereas Anti is more glitchy - because he has no consent to take over Jack’s body, and so the two are fighting for control of the vessel

-We as the viewers see this as glitching or 3-D as that is what we has humans can relate this too. These are youtubers so it makes sense to the brain that they would look in a way related to technology. It’s also the only way our brains can really understand the real way they look, as human minds can’t handle that kind of eldritch thing

-Anti is a sociopath. He’s a pervasive liar, he’s physically aggressive, has no regard for his or others safety, and also has no remorse - all traits of a sociopath

-Anti loves to cause pain, but he’s also obsessed with inflicting pain on himself more than anything else. He’s very masochistic, and thus makes a perfect partner in crime to Dark, the opposite to him

-Anti blames other people for his own faults, mistakes and actions, like when he blamed the viewers for Jack’s death in his halloween video. This being shown as him killing the prized possesion of the fanbase, Jack.

-Anti has no regard for consequences, and believes he can get away with anything. He didn’t really kill Jack, but because the fanbase saw him appear to do so, he caused as much pain as he could, which he loves to do

TIMELINE:

-Markiplier seals a contract with the demon later to become known as Dark

-Markiplier starts his first channel, Markiplier

-Markiplier’s first channel is cut off from ad revenue, and thus gets canceled

-Markiplier starts his second channel, MarkiplierGAME

-Markiplier uploads the video “don’t blink” on June 19th, 2012, the first recorded (and canon appearance of the creature known as “Darkiplier”

-Markiplier uploads the video “don’t move” on July 4th, the second recorded (and canon) appearance of Darkiplier. This marks the first time Dark uses the black and white effect

-The fandom starts to notice Dark’s presence and creates a separate persona of Markiplier named Darkiplier as Mark continues to upload videos where he stares into the camera and just generally acts creepy

-The October of Terror Livestreams of 2012 start, where multiple appearances of Dark are recorded

-Markiplier uploads the video titled “Mr Kitty Saves the World” on July 23rd, 2013. A little over halfway through the video, it seems to glitch out, and Darkiplier’s face shows up on screen, with the words “THANK YOU” being heard through a distorted filter. Then the video loops back to the beginning, signifying the first time Dark uses looping as an effect. Mark also starts this episode by mentioning that he’s been having nightmares and seeing things out of the corners of his eyes

-Markiplier uploads the video titled “Error #53” on the same day as “Mr Kitty Saves the World” July 23rd, 2013. The “game” he’s playing seems to be riddled with glitches and problems, but he just brushes it off as nothing much, until near the end when everything seems to glitch out and Mark’s webcam disappears

-Just five days later, Markiplier uploads the episode titled “Raspy Hill”, and a little over halfway through this video, it glitches out once again, and the gameplay is replaced by clips from the gameplay with what we think is Mark’s voice over it (but what may actually be Mark being influenced by Dark) saying things like “Lately I haven’t been feeling like…myself” and “But it’s okay, because you’re here now. Here…you’ll be safe”

-Markiplier has another October of Terror Livestream in 2013, where Dark makes a couple of appearances

-Markiplier uploads “Jumpscare Friends” on May 12, 2014, where Dark seems to take over his body by the end, gaining control of the vessel through Mark’s heightened fear senses. This also shows that Dark can influence others around him, causing the others around Mark to make him anxious and frightened

-Markiplier uploads a video titled “The Way Too Serious Dance” on April 6th, 2015, where he claims that the dance he does can summon Darkiplier. This may only be Mark poking fun at the character the fanbase has created, but by this point Mark has completely gone into denial about the fact that Dark is real

-Markiplier uploads a video titled “Surgeon Simulator IN REAL LIFE” on May 10th, 2016, where by the end it’s shown that Mark is manipulating Matt into cutting Ryan apart, like on the game Surgeon Simulator. This is likely just a sketch, and not an actual appearance of Dark, but it’s noteworthy nonetheless

-Later that year, on August 14th, Markiplier uploaded a video titled “relax”, which features Darkiplier as a prominent figure who attacks Mark in the pool as he’s thanking the audience for 14 million subscribers. This likely isn’t an actual appearance from Dark, but is Mark acknowledging the “angsty, emo” persona the fanbase has by now made Dark out to be. At this point Mark believes that Dark doesn’t truly exist, more parodying the idea.

-On February 14th of 2017, Markiplier uploaded a video titled “A Date With Markiplier”, which seems to simply be a pick your own adventure style video with multiple endings, but quickly becomes more than that when Darkiplier shows up physically and clearly for pretty much the first time. He takes over Mark’s body in “HORROR” and talks directly to the viewers for a long period of time, talking about how he’s been cast aside (both by Mark himself as well as by the heightened presence of Anti in the dual fanbase’s mind), as well as talking about how he can give us more choices than Mark can (despite the fact that in reality, he only gives us one choice - the other three are links to his older appearances: don’t blink, don’t move, and relax). In the video titled “FREEDOM!” Mark once again appears and fights Dark (although Mark here is actually Tyler in a Mark mask but let’s not get too meta). In the end, a gun is dropped and we as the player are given the option of who to shoot. If the dialogue of the two Mark’s is actually listened too, it’s pretty clear which Mark is real. While Dark says things like “Kill him! He needs to die!” and “He’s going to hurt a lot of people!”, Mark says “You can’t trust him!” and “He’s got–he has weird eyes!” The statement about the eyes especially stands out, as Dark is often depicted as having strange dark eyes, and also because Mark says things like that. He’s a goof, he cares about us and would do anything to save everyone, whereas Dark merely wants Mark taken care of so he can control the body. When you shoot one, the other Mark takes control, and you get ice cream (vanilla if you killed Dark, chocolate if you killed Mark). If you killed Mark, you look down at the ice cream, and when you look back up the screen glitches, and Dark appears, telling us we made the wrong choice, and that we’ll be there with him forever. If you kill Dark, you look down at the ice cream and the screen still glitches, but when you look back up and it’s still Mark, implying that Dark is still in there, but is weakened and has no control.

-If you and Mark get caught by the chef in the date, and then you escape and decide to stick together, if you decide to try and exit, Dark glitches into frame briefly before suddenly you and Mark are transported back in time to when you were still in the cell, showing off his ability to loop time, and also showing that there is no escape, no exit…unless you call upon Wilferd Warfstache, which we won’t get into here

-So far this is the last appearance of Dark, and his biggest appearance so far

(AS WE SAID DARKIPLIER HAS BEEN AROUND LONGER THAN ANTISEPTICEYE SO HAS A LONGER HISTORY!)

-Jacksepticeye uploads a video titled “SOMETHING DOESN’T FEEL RIGHT | Five Nights At Freddy’s Sister Location #1” upon this at the end and throughout makes the video ‘glitch’.

-Through the whole month ending in his halloween video you will see ‘glitches’ with Anti peeking through in various poses and doing various things.

-Some of these include stabbing Jack, smiling into the camera, or killing himself even. Instilling that he is a masochist.

-Becoming more and more consistent is the noticing quality that Anti has been taking over Jack’s social media through the month.

-On Halloween Anti makes Jack make a pumpkin carving video and slowly interrupts him with sounds around what we know as his house.

-And mainly ¾ths the way through the video gets a green and grainy texture and Anti finds control of the vessel.

-Shouting on about how Jack is weak and Anti is ‘in charge’, that his fanbase ‘watched it happen’, blaming us and saying that ‘we could have saved him’, all while slitting Jack’s throat with the carving knife.

-Only the next day we see what we know as Jack to clean up and identify as him being Anti and then putting him in the cannon.

Jack doing other voice over work for other channels this being the unknowing creation of what will be AntisepticEye.

-Clips of Jack/Anti laughing causes the fanbase to doubt that there isn’t another person there. (Not cannon, but I like to think it is~B)

-So with these extra bits for other peoples videos we start to truly see the chaotic tendencies of Anti

-Between the next appearance of Dark, Felix and a couple other youtubers do a long 7 hour livestream for christmas Mark and Jack both taking part. Theory being this is when Dark got Anti undercontrol.

-This being only 2 months till the next appearance of darkiplier. (see above)

-Once Darkiplier appeared, Anti (in a response to a question on tumblr) called him a “cheap imitator”

-Jack also began playing the game “Detention” around that time, and throughout every episode of Detention there has been some appearance of Anti

-The last episode of Detention was #4, titled “BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS”. In the description there was Zalgo script spelling out the words “BETRAYAL” “NEGLECT” and “MISTAKE”. This may be a reference to us betraying him by paying attention to Dark’s appearance, or it could be a reference to us betraying Jack and allowing him to die (as Anti claimed in the pumpkin carving video)

This being created by @totheworldosanime and @juliansin

@markiplier @therealjacksepticeye
House of memories

Words: ~1750 (this is way too long for what it is)

Genre: Nostalgic fluff (I was sad don’t judge me)

Warnings: A bit of swearing, but that’s all.

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If You Only Believe / Peter Pan (OUAT) Fanfiction

PART 4 (Part 3 is here)

So, this will be a five part fanfiction about you and Pan (as in readerxpan). I will upload when I feel like it and have a competed part. I hope you enjoy this, let me know if you do; I apologize for spelling or grammar mistakes, gifs aren’t mine. You will find the other parts on my page if they’re out, don’t worry!

Word count: 1264

Warnings: Fluff, smut, violence, self hate, possessive/obsessive!pan

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Since Pan’s game you haven’t talked to him that much. You don’t even know what to think of just that. Your first night in Neverland was spent by you not sleeping – up your hut, down your hut, up your hut, down your hut – but pacing. It calmed you down and somewhat in the morning you actually slept for a few hours before waking up to the ‘Lost Boy routine’, which was rather eventful, in a entertaining, fun way.

In your second night, Pan visited you for a minute. He handed you a notebook.

„Since you had to leave your diary in your hometown, I thought it was just right, that I get you a replacement.“

After thanking him, he gave you a smile and and left again. Why is he that nice just at SOME times? Since that night you kept the notebook for a log, you didn’t want to keep secrets written down, remembering what happened the last time you wrote personal things down. In this notebook you just keep track of your days and activities.

You are on this island for nine days now and feel like you integrated well. You found a few people that have potential to become friends, yet you haven’t seen a single girl except yourself. That is probably the reason for the Lost Boys staring so much, some even catcalling you. Every of the Lost Boys stares, actually. The only one you haven’t noticed staring is Pan…

The only reason you have never cought Pan staring is him being a very sneaky person. He knows when to look and how to do it. Obviously, his eyes are everywhere on this island. That, you don’t know, though. You also don’t know how furious Pan gets whenever he hears the catcalls and sees the boys looking at you 'in the wrong way’. You don’t know how hard it is for Pan to not to pay special attention to you and repress the things you do to him.

Anyways, you wake up at the usual time of 9 AM. You get ready for being stared at by putting on a white tank top and a pair of green hot pants. You pull up your hair into a bun and walk out to the camp to grab breakfast. The boys already sit around camp eating. You grab some food and sit down next to a few of your mates, Jimmy (Whyever he want everyone to call him that, his actual name is John) and Aaron.

„Do you guys know why Pan isn’t here yet? I have never seen a morning without,“ you are interrupted by a finger tipping on your shoulder. You turn around to see a smirking Pan.

„Missed me, Y/N?“

You roll your eyes and punch him in the biceps, damn.

„Of course I missed you already, Peter! I love you that much!“ You both chuckle to yourselves, meanwhile Pan cocks an eyebrow. He leaves you and your mates alone and goes to eat breakfast himself.

During breakfast Pan makes his common announcments, only that today the chores he gives th boys are way less chores than usual. And you get to have a free day, just like some of the other boys.

„You might have noticed there’s not much to do today.“ Pan starts. „The reason for that is that today we do something for Y/N. I bet she even misses doing it. Today, we will go to the fields and play some football. If you don’t play, you’ll take over some of the chores.“

You look at Pan with a huge smile on your face. Why is he so nice today?

You go back to your hut to change into something more comfortable to play football in and search through your dresser for football shorts. You quickly find a pair of gray ones and put them on. You meet Pan and the Lost Boys at the field. Pan and Jimmy are to pick your teams. Pan starts.
“Y/N, I want you.”

Yes, we’ll make the other team cry! You smirk at the way he said he wants you and wiggle your eyebrows at him, he rolls his eyes and chuckles. You walk behind him and analyse the teams that are being built.
The teams are built equally strong, or so everyone thinks. None of the boys know that you played football in your school’s first team. And so goes the game. You surprise everyone with you rather high skills, humiliate some of the boys who thought you’d be an easy target. The only problem you have is the body-mass of some of the bigger guys.

As the match is over you walk up to Pan.

„Thank you for that.“ You smile brightly. „I really missed playing football; plus is was really funny humiliating all those butch lads.“

Pan grins in return. Finally, he laughs.

„For you, Y/N, I would do anything.“ He winks. How you love this playful flirting; you don’t take it any bit serious, though.

You decide to take a shower. After that you put on some clean clothes. You choose a pair of dark jeans and a green flannel. Later you go for a walk around the forest, the way you always go when you’re bored in the evenings.

„Hey Y/N!“ Jimmy approaches you.

„Hey there, Jim.“ You wave back at him. „Wanna walk with me?“

And you’re on your way through the forest with Jimmy. He doesn’t talk much, which is fine to you; it’s a confortable silence.

„Y/N, can I kiss you?“ Jimmy turns to you, you see the redness of his face even in the faint lighting. „I mean, not wanting to sound weird. I just have never kissed someone before and I thought… oh, nothing. I’m sorry if I made you uncomfortable…“ he turns his face away from you.

Though you find this pretty hilarious, you are flattered. It’s adorable, how he is getting uncomfortable. You decide to relieve him from his awkwardness and grab his cheeks. You give him a two second peck on the lips and back off again. Your face still close to Jim’s, you look into his eyes. He looks both scared and excited. You kiss him again, this time ersting your arms around his neck. He quickly kisses you back and puts his hand on your waist. You are surprised that he knows how to kiss you back and let out a slight moan against his lips. In return, he groans.

Soon you let off of his lips and start kissing his neck, meanwhile he starts to unbutton some of the buttons of your shirt.

Quickly things start to get heated; you take off his shirt, he rips yours off of your body, you unzip his jeans and let your hand slip in, palming his member through his boxers.

You both get fully undressed and get everything going.

What none of you realise is that Pan sees you two doing what you’re doing. He stands near you and Jimmy, just far enough away to no be seen immediatly. Pan gets furious, he does not like what he sees. All he can think of is how much he wants to be in Jim’s place, but doing a better job than him. He thinks about how you two flirted since day one and questions wheter you think about him while having sex with Jim. He wants you to think of him, no matter how odd that seems.

'This will have consequences…’ Is all that crosses his mind as he angryly runs back to his cabin.

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Part 5

Infatuation (pt7)

Originally posted by qt-taehyungssi

“Taehyung heard the sound of a whistle and looked around. The world was in motion all around him, but his mind was foggy. Suddenly he was on the ground, eyes going dark, and the image of you with Jimin flashed through his mind before he blacked out.”

Genre: Fluff | Angst
Members: Taehyung x Reader, Jimin x Reader
Word count: 2301

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there aren’t a lot of video-interviews about pathologic conducted in English, but here is a recent one with Nikolay Dybovsky from when Ice-Pick Lodge was at PAX East just uploaded a month ago from the website (I’m guessing?) called “gamechurch”. it came up when I was watching the other interviews. if you don’t want to watch a video I’ll write a transcription of just the questions and answers below as best as possible.

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“Rejection”; Chapter One

NOTE: As much as I LOVE Frans, this fanfiction is going to be a Reader x Sans. Hints of Undyne x Alphys will be mentioned in later chapters (as that’s pretty much canon). I have no idea what the schedule will be for uploading new chapters, since I’ve already typed out about 30 lengthy chapters! There will be NO Papyrus x Mettaton; sorry! Not really my thing. But in other words, enjoy!

@elisakou 

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It was a windy, snowy day outside. Snowdin was colder than usual, but the monsters who inhabited it didn’t seem to mind. The colorful Christmas lights twinkled with cheer, and the “stars” above shone brightly. As little monster children ran about throughout the town square by the large decorated tree with presents lying underneath, you sat on the dark green couch of Sans and Papyrus’s home.

Papyrus was off doing training with Undyne, and God knows where Sans is. That skeleton really was a mystery. Knowing him, you thought glumly, he’s probably at Grillby’s again. You didn’t mind the quiet; it gave you time to think. Not too long before you fell into the Underground, you had confessed your love for a boy who’s name will not be mentioned. His rejection stung harder than it should’ve, but you couldn’t help but believe that in someway you might have acted…desperate towards him.

You sighed, and glanced around the home. It was small, but cozy. A mini kitchen stretched out across the room to your right, and a TV sat in front of you. You didn’t turn it on; most of the channels were about Mettaton anyways. That self-obsessed celebrity would just make you feel worse, since all he talked about was flirting and promoting his brand.

There was spaghetti on the wooden table nearby, but it was already cold. A rock covered in glitter sat next to it, as well as a sock on the floor with nearly 15 sticky notes piled on top. A flight of stairs was to your left, which lead up to Papyrus and Sans’s bedrooms. The door to Papyrus’s room read, “NO GIRLS ALLOWED! OR BOYS. ONLY PAPYRUS.” You smiled weakly at the adorable skeleton’s innocent behavior, but it faded away quickly. Rainbow lights and a odd feeling pulsed out of Sans’ room. You already knew what was in there, even though you’d never actually gone into the room.

The same goes for knowing Toriel, Flowey, the skelebros, Undyne and Alphys. None of them had met you before, but you knew them. You knew them all too well. See, Frisk is still around. And they are their own person. But you still couldn’t wrap your brain around how you wound up here in the first place. After all, “Undertale” is a video game. You’ve played it before. How could you possibly BE here?

Perhaps on “the surface”, you were in such a bad emotional state that it was strong enough to break reality itself, resulting in the travel into the world of code and pixels. But that couldn’t happen. Can’t it? You were certain that the heartache you felt wasn’t powerful enough bring you here. But then again… How did I get here? Do I have super-powers? Or is it just my copy of the game? You thought hard, perplexed.

You placed a hand over where your heart would be, and drew out your soul. It was unique, and very intriguing to the few monsters who saw it. You looked closely into it, and saw all the memories of your entire time in the Underground; plus shortly before. You saw him… the boy who broke your heart. But his face flashed away instantly, being replaced by your family and friends. A scene of you meeting Frisk and Toriel played, and you smiled weakly. Frisk seemed to have a hunch of what was going on, with you being brand new to the game. Not once in any timeline ever did you appear. Which is why, you guess, she is reluctant to reset.

Ah yes, resets. The topic that two- now three- people knew about in the Underground. Frisk was the one who did all the resetting, but was she really? Because, weren’t you Frisk back in the real world playing Undertale? Or were you merely allowing your mind to make it think that? All along, Frisk had been their own being. And so was…Chara. But what does that make you? An onlooker? Or a player? This whole thing was as confusing as trying to understand Gast-

Suddenly, the thought left without a trace. Wait, what was I thinking about again? You leaned back on the couch, and realized that your soul was still beaming brightly in front of your chest. The current images flowing by like the breeze outside were about you first meeting Sans. How you freaked out, knowing that your most absolute-favorite-character of the game was standing right in front of you.

But… your heart had stopped. Your mind went on the run, and fear consumed you. His figure, blackened by shadow, was WAY more intimidating when you’re actually there in front of him rather than just looking at a screen. His words still remain swimming around in the depths of your mind, and the image of how you were petrified by his seriousness. You still didn’t know why, since you knew it was him and he was only here to greet himself and give you a delightfully funny handshake.

Right, the handshake. You watched yourself through the large soul before you take his hand joyfully and practically squeal from relief and pure happiness. You cringed from afar as you drew the big boned skeleton into a bear hug, and began to cry in his arms. You wanted to slap yourself, as a wave of loathing washed over your head. This is why he rejected you. Because you are too desperate. Look, even Sans is confused and doesn’t know how to react! Idiot.

But… You argued internally, he’s never met me before. If I were Frisk, or any of the previous 7 souls, I’m sure he would’ve known what to do. After all, he’s used to the resets and different timelines. So, obviously, when this is the first timeline where I show up, he’s gonna be baffled. You forced the conclusion of the argument, and reluctantly finished watching the cringeful scenario. Again, you smiled weakly when Sans grinned ever so slightly and gently, barely, placed his hands around your back.

The next channel of emotions flicked through immediately, and you saw Papyrus introducing you to his puzzles and Sans cracking jokes awkwardly along the way. You laughed at every one of them, and were sure that Sans was surprised. Frisk, after all, never really let out more than a chuckle in their first run of the game. But, after a couple hundred resets, you figured they got used to it. Who knows, you may be completely wrong, since you were quite certain that something fishy was going on with the whole idea that Frisk has always been their own being rather than you controlling them.

An electrocuted Papyrus here, a Nice Cream guy there. “Junior Jumble” here, and a bridge of mortal terror there. As you peered over the side, your eyes cast upon the vast, thick forest below. Vertigo surge up through you stomach, and you clutched the railings warily. When was the last time I’d eaten something warm? You thought, recalling the Nice Cream man’s cold snack. It’s not like that helped the frostbite you had most likely gotten on your legs. Staring at your soul, you shivered and instinctively covered your bare legs.

When you had “fallen” into the game, you were wearing nothing more than the attire you had outside your laptop. A T-shirt, short-shorts, and black Nike sneakers. Thankfully you weren’t too depressed that you did your hair in the morning. You wore it up into a ponytail when you had first met Flowey in the crumbled Ruins, but now you wore it down to try and keep your neck somewhat warm. Snowflakes dotted your wavy curls, and also your freaking-long eyelashes. Your huge “nerd” glasses were steamed up, and your fingers were blue from the frozen treat earlier. And frostbite.

Thankfully, Papyrus let you off easy on that puzzle. You knew that he felt bad about the difficulty, and decided to keep it safe for Undyne later. Perhaps that was what he was doing today. You sighed on the couch, thinking about the battles you had to go through on your journey. You’re not a very determined person, so you really had to watch your health. Certainly Frisk was aware of that when she started putting the pieces together; so she made sure to give you extra healing items such as a “Manly Bandana” and “Healing Bandages”. You had used the bandages a long time ago, back when you were just greeted by Papyrus. The Ruin’s monsters weren’t too bad; they were just souls who needed a good pep talk.

You knew from the moment you woke up on those golden bed of flowers you could go through a Pacifist or Genocide run. But, being too amazed that you were actually in Undertale, you decided right away to go Pacifist. Let me tell you, Flowey was not happy about that. He thought that finally meeting a new human, along with already having Frisk, that he could force evil into you. After all, that’s what Chara needs in order to posses a vessel. Hatred, LOVE, and determination. You had none of those.

Your eyes stung and watered from the fright of seeing Flowey in person; without a thought, Papyrus appeared once more inside of your multi-colored soul. A human girl like you could only take so much cold; so you can imagine how exhausted, beaten, and freezing you were when you crossed that bridge to follow Sans and Paps.

You could feel his eyes- er, eye sockets- studying you, from your physical form to all the EXP you’d earned. Sans was the “Judgement” monster; he could see right through one’s lies. It was one of his many, many talents. You watched as your body thumped onto the ground, and passed out cold. Sans’ reaction was actually a little stunning; he called for his younger brother, and pointed to you. Papyrus freaked out, and hoisted your limp appendages into his arms, and from there carried you to Snowdin.

Even while asleep, your soul picked up on what was happening around you. Monsters all through the town looked on from a distance as the tallest skeleton was carrying a nearly-dead human to his humble abode. The shorter skeleton wouldn’t rip his eyes away from her, and had his hands shoved into his blue jacket’s pockets. Alas, business carried on like usual, since the monsters were all very much used to Frisk. However, a indescribable tension hung faintly in the air as everyone realized another human was in the Underground, never to escape.

Never to escape… You thought drearily, and glanced out the window. The storm picked up throughout the time you had started pondering; you worried for the skelebros. They were being so kind to a stranger, unlike what humans in the real world would do. The real world… Memories of your rejection and your family all came surging back to you at once. Suddenly, an urge to cry sprang up to your face; figuring that Sans and Paps wouldn’t be home for another good hour, you let your wet tears stream down your cheeks.

The soul in front of you stopped playing scenes from your time in the Underground, and faded back into its normal opaque color. Well, colors. That’s the weird thing about your soul; it wasn’t just one personality trait. All the human children that fell from the surface had one trait, which determined the color of their soul. They were light blue, dark blue, yellow, orange, purple, green and of course red. Those stood for patience, integrity, justice, courage, perseverance, kindness, and determination. In that order.

Again, how did you know all this? Well, Undertale is a game. It was meant for entertainment purposes, and of which means that it could be dissected piece by piece to find all of its history and facts. You knew all this game’s secrets like the back of you hand, but now that you’re here you felt like a lot more from the files will soon appear and have a need to be found. After all, this has never happened before. And since you have no knowledge about this timeline, you will remain naive and not know how to escape. You will remain here forever, never seeing your family again.

But really… How bad could it be? You have friends down here, even if they don’t know it. You haven’t even met half of the game’s characters yet, and you already feel home. Maybe since I kinda am home, you thought. Papyrus gets really attached to strangers really quickly, which was the complete opposite of Sans. But, it seems that Sans has already started trusting you. Well, he kinda already saw into your soul and noted how you have no LOVE, EXP, or HP. LOVE… “Level Of ViolencE”. Really nice way to trick Frisk, Flowey. You sneered, and shook your head dismissively. EXP… “EXecution Points”. And… HP? What’s that again? “HoPe”? It would make sense, since you don’t really have hope, either.

You sniffled pathetically, and brought your knees closer to your chest. Your heart glowed a deep blue, which you could quickly tell meant sadness. Some trees tapped wildly against the glass, which made you flinch. You looked around the first floor again, and landed on the sink. It was practically 10 feet tall, so Papyrus could fit more under it. The Annoying Dog wouldn’t be hiding under there, like normal, since he was asleep up in Sans’ room. You didn’t need to go up there to check; you just knew.

A loud bang made you jump about 3 feet into the air; you whipped your head over to the front door.

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Chapter Ten (Where all the chapters before that are.)

Where My Demons Hide

Hey! Here’s a Darkiplier story for y’all! I actually wrote this like six hours ago but I finished it just in time to go to worka nd I didn’ thave time to post it here. So, here’s a last-minute story for Halloween. Enjoy. :)

This story is also available on AO3 here.


           “Hey guys, what’s up? Happy Halloween!”

           Mark was facing the camera with a grin on his face. Tyler sat across the table from him. They had some candles lit between them, but they didn’t offer enough light to illuminate the entire capture, so they’d set up some stage lights behind the tripod. The bright glow of the lightbulbs seared his vision. He tried not to squint.

           “So today, Tyler over here came up with the wonderful idea to use a spirit board on camera,” Mark announced, “because why the fuck not, apparently.”

           Tyler laughed, the picture of ease. Mark envied his confidence.

           “What are you, chicken?” he jeered, his elbows resting comfortably on the table. “These things are total crap anyway, you know that.”

           “Well, I mean….”

           Tyler raised his eyebrows, and his smile widened. “Do you actually believe in these things, dude?”

           Mark shrugged, his eyes darting to the Ouija board with a spark of unease. “Well, I…I’m not saying I don’t believe in them.”

           “We got this from a fucking toy store, dude.”

           “Yeah, I know! I’m just saying anything could happen.”

           He looked at Tyler, whose stare clearly begged the question Are you just hamming this shit up for the video?

           Mark wished he were. He’d felt uncomfortable with the situation ever since Tyler had brought the game home from Target. Sure, it was probably a piece of junk, but still…what if?

           It was a stupid fear to have, and Mark knew it. So he plastered a smile onto his face and rolled his eyes, as if to say, Yes, duh. I’m not a pussy.

           “Anyway,” he continued, addressing the camera once more, “we’re gonna try this thing out and see if we can find any spooky scary spirits in my house.”

           Tyler chuckled. “Dude, this is either gonna be really dumb or really bad.”

           Yeah, no fucking joke.

           Tyler fished the planchette out of the box while Mark explained how to use a Ouija board to the camera. They knew the stupid basics: don’t play alone, don’t let go of the planchette until you’re done playing, blah blah blah.

           “We may not even upload this video, depending on if anything interesting actually happens,” he finished up while Tyler prepared the setup. “So if anyone’s watching this, I guess something at least vaguely spooky is gonna happen.”

           “Yeah, so be warned,” Tyler added on. “And don’t go looking in the comments for jumpscare warnings. That’s cheating.”

           Mark’s heart skipped a beat. Swallowing, he turned back to the board and placed his fingertips on the planchette. Tyler copied him. They looked at each other for a moment.

           “Uh…are you gonna start it?” Mark asked him.

           “Why do I have to start it? This is your channel.”

           “Well this was your bullshit idea, so you get to carry it out.”

           Tyler shrugged and began swirling the planchette around. Mark was pretty sure that wasn’t how you used it, but he didn’t correct him.

           “Uh…O Spirit Realm, my name is Tyler and this is my friend Mark. Do you have any ghosts that wanna say hi?”

           Mark was still nervous, but he couldn’t help giggling. “That was the stupidest thing you’ve ever said, dude.”

           They stopped moving the planchette and stared at it for a moment. It sat as still as a stone.

           “Guess that’s a no,” Tyler said with a laugh.

           “C’mon, let’s try again,” Mark urged. Even if they had to fake it, he at least wanted to get one interesting shot out of this video. “Hey! Dark and evil spirits! Anyone wanna tussle with the likes of us?!”

           He waited. Tyler was clearly trying not to laugh. Then, slowly but surely, the planchette drifted over and covered the word yes.

           Mark and Tyler stared at each other, each daring the other to admit they’d moved it. Tyler shrugged.

           “Uh…who’re we talking to?” Tyler asked the universe, an amused smile playing at his lips.

           The planchette didn’t hesitate. It drifted across the letters quickly, so quickly that Mark barely had time to read the message aloud to the audience.

           C-A-L-L M-E D-A-R-K

           “…‘Call me Dark?’” he echoed with a frown. “The fuck kinda name is that?”

           The planchette leapt into action with much more fervor than before. It moved with speed that Tyler clearly wasn’t putting behind it with his barely-touching fingertips.

           W-A-T-C-H Y-O-U-R T-O-N-E

           Tyler glanced up at Mark confusedly. “Dude, are you fucking with me right now?”

           Mark didn’t answer. The planchette sat still, a sleeping predator waiting for the next moment to act.

           “I, uh…well who are you, Dark?” he asked aloud, not knowing what to believe.

           The planchette moved methodically, as if a third hand were guiding it across the board.

           A-N O-L-D F-R-I-E-N-D O-F Y-O-U-R-S

           Mark’s frown deepened. “Tyler, if you’re kidding with me, it’s not funny,” he said seriously.

           “Shut up, dude. I know you’re doing it.”

           Mark had a few dead loved ones, but none of them would say things like this to him if they were still alive. He stared at Tyler hard, searching for a lie. Tyler looked somewhere between confused and a little entertained, as if he still believed this was a joke.

           “I don’t know anyone named Dark,” Mark announced.

           I H-A-V-E B-E-E-N W-A-T-C-H-I-N-G Y-O-U

           “Tyler, cut it the fuck out.”

           “I’m not doing anything, dude!” Tyler sounded pretty defensive. Mark’s heart began to pound.

           The planchette began moving again. Tyler crossed his arms over his chest, seeming fed up with the nonsense.

           I K-N-O-W W-H-O Y-O-U A-R-E

           The room around Mark seemed to spin. He looked up and around. His surroundings were distorting. Tyler stared back at him, his form fuzzy and elongated like a funhouse mirror reflection.

           “Mark, what are you doing?” His voice sounded like it was coming from underwater.

           I K-N-O-W W-H-A-T Y-O-U F-E-E-L

           Mark couldn’t see the Ouija board anymore, though he could still feel the planchette under his fingers. The words were being spoken aloud now, somewhere between a whisper and a growl. Mark swung his head wildly, searching for the source.

           I H-A-V-E K-N-O-W-N Y-O-U A-L-L Y-O-U-R L-I-F-E

           Behind Tyler, amidst the warped image that used to be Mark’s office space, a shape began to congeal. It was tall and gangly, with arms that hung almost all the way down to its ankles, and fingers that ended in sharp, knifelike points.

           I H-A-V-E W-A-I-T-E-D F-O-R T-H-I-S D-A-Y F-O-R A L-O-N-G T-I-M-E

           Mark gulped hard. He wanted to ask what day he’d been waiting for, but when he opened his mouth he found that his voice was gone. The shadowy shape firmed up into a pitch-black form with a hollow smile. It didn’t move its lips to speak.

           I H-A-V-E A-L-W-A-Y-S W-A-N-T-E-D T-O S-P-E-A-K W-I-T-H Y-O-U

           Why? Mark thought, feeling faint. Either he was hallucinating so much that he was going to pass out, or the world was actually ending and he was about to die.

           B-E-C-A-U-S-E Y-O-U-R B-O-D-Y I-S S-O B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L

           The creature strode forward, passing through the blob that used to be Tyler and the table, and two spider-like hands gripped Mark’s shoulders and forced him backwards, tumbling through time and space and not hitting the floor.

           Mark closed his eyes, turning end over end, but when he opened him he was right back in the same chair he’d always been in, his fingertips still lightly touching the planchette. Tyler was staring at him in what looked like annoyance.

           “Look dude, if you didn’t wanna do this you should’ve just said something,” he snapped. “Your joke isn’t funny.”

           Mark’s head felt fuzzy and strange. “But I didn’t….”

           “Forget it. I’ll shut the camera off. Just find some stupid horror game to play. If you didn’t want my help, you shouldn’t have asked for it.” Grumbling, Tyler stood up, flicked the camera off, and strode out the door without another word.

           “But didn’t you…see any of that?” Mark asked aloud, even though Tyler was already gone. He stood up and backed away from the Ouija board slowly, his skin still crawling. It must’ve all been…a dream? A hallucination? Had someone slipped him something?

           He backed into the wall. He was covered in goosebumps from head to toe, and he was covered in gross, sticky sweat. He bunched up the bottom of his T-shirt in his hands and wiped his forehead with it.

           When he lowered his T-shirt and opened his eyes, he was standing eye-to-eye with himself. For half a second he thought he was looking in a mirror, but then the copy smiled, and Mark realized that its eyes were some swirling mixture of red and black, and its smile was cracked jaggedly into its cheeks on both sides like a broken doll’s.

           Mark practically threw up. He tried to back away, but the imposter grabbed him by the back of the neck and held him firmly in place, eyeballing him up and down with a kind of sadistic hunger, like a jungle cat playing with its prey.

           T-H-A-N-K-S F-O-R T-H-E B-O-D-Y, it intoned, its mouth frozen in an unmoving grin. I N-E-V-E-R C-O-U-L-D H-A-V-E R-E-P-L-I-C-A-T-E-D O-N-E W-I-T-H-O-U-T A H-O-S-T.

           “Wh…what the fuck?” Mark stammered, his voice airy and weak with fear.

           Y-O-U A-R-E S-P-E-E-C-H-L-E-S-S. It grew somehow more condescending. I K-N-O-W I-T I-S N-O-T P-E-R-F-E-C-T, B-U-T C-O-M-E N-O-W. I D-I-D M-Y B-E-S-T C-R-E-A-T-I-N-G I-T. H-A-V-E S-O-M-E M-A-N-N-E-R-S.

           “What are you?” Mark demanded. “Are you a demon?”

           The smile vanished, and the creature angrily dug its talons further into Mark’s neck, closing his throat. Black dots danced in Mark’s vision as he felt his knees buckle.

           T-O-O M-A-N-Y Q-U-E-S-T-I-O-N-S, it growled as Mark sank to the floor in a dead faint. I A-M N-E-I-T-H-E-R D-E-M-O-N N-O-R A-N-G-E-L.

           J-U-S-T C-A-L-L M-E D-A-R-K.

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pairing: adrienette

notes: behold! my first ml fic! youtuber!au. grossly unbeta-ed. i’ve been watching a lot of let’s plays because i’m too chicken to play things like slender: the arrival and friday nights at freddy’s myself. it’s p obvious who inspired adrien’s channel, but whatevs lol.

this is gonna be a hella short multichap fic. hopefully.

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On days when Marinette wasn’t scheduled to shoot or concept new ideas for videos, she either invested her free time in playing video games or watching people play video games. Horror Let’s Plays had quickly become her favorite thing to watch.

Hello everybody, my name is Chat Noir and welcome back to Slender: The Arrival!”

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i’m getting really nostalgic right now so for people who have been fans of regular show since the beginning who remembers
• when the fandom had more than like 7 people and new episodes were talked about
• that one kid in class who would always go “you know who else ____? MY MOM!!”
• rigby died at least once every season
• those previews that ended with a still of the park and a narrator saying “regular show: it’s anything but. new episode monday at 8.”
• lady pecs
• before eileen was introduced so in a desperate attempt to give rigby a love interest people made female raccoon ocs that all had the same “cool chick, loves coffee and video games” personality
• party tonight was the ultimate jam
• but there was that super weird official music video for it that cartoon network released that had people actually dressed up as the characters and it just… nyeeeh
• THE CHARACTER ASK BLOGS
• “cj was a really cool character i hope she comes back one day and makes up with mordecai”
• super saiyan benson
• it was pretty much agreed by everyone that the funniest scene was when muscle man got punched by the hammer and his own boobs hit him in the face
• “i hope mordecai and margaret kiss under the mistletoe in the christmas special!”
• techmo was everyone’s fave
•when bendrey still like existed
• that meme about mordecai eating salad
• the acid trip from weekend at benson’s and how you will probably never listen to mississippi queen again without imagining mordecai, rigby, and benson stumbling down the street while dancing chili peppers distort reality around them
• WHEN OWEN DENNIS DID THE 30 DAY SHIPPING CHALLENGE FOR FRIGGING MORDECAI AND GODZILLA (are there still any godecai fans out there?)
• people editing that scene from brain eraser where the cashier guy goes “i watch it all day, every day” with their favorite show
• the really creepy original ending to terror tales of the park 2 (you see mordecai and rigby’s mangled dead bodies at the scene of a car crash and then everyone goes to hell)
• the promo for bad kiss coming out and everybody flipped
• 10 hour long loops of summertime lovin on youtube
• everybody being super proud when mordecai punched benson… yeah you know the moment
• back when rigby was just starting to like eileen but not quite so in ship fics and stuff he was depicted as like “gosh i HATE eileen and her STUPID face so why do i want to KISS HER SO BAD?”
• mordecai’s mom cecilia
• when power tower first aired and for some reason that was never explained the colors were all wrong and did it kind of hurt anyone else’s eyes?
• future meets the past (HAVE FUN BIRTHING US)
• art of rigby and rocket raccoon
• this is probably really dumb but… i miss when margaret almost always wore yellow for her casual outfits? like, i don’t know, but i still headcanon it as her favorite color :3
• people thought rigby was gay for mordecai (but come on they weren’t wrong) because he showed no interest in girls or dating for the first, second and arguably part of the third season
• “thomas is such a boring character why did he even join the show?”
• when benson told mordecai and rigby he loved them in blind trust :_)
• don’t lie, you HAVE thought about changing your name to trash boat
• “they should use the song come on eileen in the show”
• that mordecai in art school flashback and how everyone thought it was the cutest thing
• everybody hated benson after best burger in the world
• when rigby ran on all fours more often… i miss that :_(
• crossover art with adventure time
• mordaret was the most popular ship in the fandom seriously everybody was rooting for them
• i think benpops was pretty popular too
• that scene from terror tales 5 where rigby goes “let’s do something REALLY scary!” and pops goes “we could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts” and how every once in a while the regular show tag will be spammed with the same screenshot of it over and over
• 2 IN THE AM PM AND THE NAÏVE MAN FROM LOLLILAND
• meteor moves had half the fandom screaming over the mordaret kiss and the other half reeaaally mad about the whole friend zone thing
• you probably tried to send something to the moon once, it most likely didn’t work
• that part from video game wizards where mordecai is trying to sleep in a motel room while rigby blasts his homemade song on a boom box outside and how people always replace the song with another one in edits that are all like “trying to get your friend to listen to ___”
• “omg donald trump tried to destroy thanksgiving in regular show!”
• chad and jeremy fan art/fanfictions EVERYWHERE
• the preview for steak me amadeus came out just a little after adventure time’s fire and ice aired and people were like “i have a bad feeling about mordecai and margaret since finn and flame princess just broke up”
• people wanted cj to be the new waitress at the coffee shop after margaret left
• did anyone else try to learn how to do mordecai’s robot from the tgi tuesday dance battle? no? just me? okay
• the fandom went nuts when phone recordings of comic con panels were uploaded to youtube (also remember when william salyers acted out rigby asking eileen for a date? good times)
• “can mordecai fly?”
• the calvin wong/toby jones and hilary florido/madeline queripel board teams
• i think cloudyleen was a thing for a while
• ooh also cj x thomas was actually pretty huge i’m pretty sure even one of the storyboarders like toby jones or owen dennis or someone said they shipped it
• admit it at one point or another you have wanted a mordecai and the rigbys t-shirt or an eggcellent hat
• i don’t remember the exact situation but someone from the show posted something about “ready to go steady” and tagged it rigby and eileen and nobody knew what it meant but the shippers had a field day
• how benson’s car was accidentally aired before the terror tales episode that explained how thomas got stuck wearing his pizza costume until thanksgiving so HE JUST RANDOMLY WALKED INTO THE HOUSE DRESSED AS A SLICE OF PIZZA WITH NO CONTEXT AND WALKED RIGHT OUT HAHAHAHAAAHA
• the tag after maxin and relaxin aired being flooded with screencaps of all the mordeblushes
• after the movie there were people who went “SEE this is why i hate rigby he’s selfish and ruined mordecai’s future and lied about it” and then there were people who went “LOOK AT HIM RIGBY MY SON HIS PARENTS DIDN’T BELIEVE IN HIM NO DON’T CRY HE’S TRYING TO MAKE THINGS BETTER HE GOT BRUTALLY REJECTED FROM THE MOST ACCEPTING COLLEGE ON THE PLANET HE HAS SUCH LOW SELF-ESTEEM I WANT TO GIVE HIM A HUG”
• eileen’s rock polisher jokes
• the mordaret shippers getting excited for diary but then “I THINK EILEEN LOOKS HOT WITHOUT HER GLASSES ON!” and the rigleen shippers rose
• the titles and synopses for the first few episodes of season 6 being released and they were all about muscle man and the entire fandom was like “aw CRAP HERE COMES ANOTHER SEASON 4 BOYS”
• a lot of people were even praying that the end of muscle man was about his untimely death
• speaking of which remember how like half the fandom went “damn they had the perfect opportunity to kill off muscle man” after last meal haha
• the running gag where maellard always called benson the wrong name
• also the one where margaret had a new boyfriend every episode
• you may or may not have known someone who said “TGI TUESDAY!” every tuesday for like a year
• the best rap in the entire show was probably when mordecai was telling rigby off in sweater woes for being selfish and not moving on from margaret (“not fine not fine!”)
• screen caps of those animatronics from fuzzy dice with the caption “is this five nights at freddy’s”
• when the post card was announced and all the writers were like “it’s a hi five ghost episode! no, really!”
• “you really have to blow, you’re not blowing hard enough, BLOW HARDER!”
• this was in season 7 so not exactly old but sam spina’s bad art contests
• the swift rise and fall of the cloudygret ship at one point in the love triangle i think it was after eileen flat screen aired
• everybody making their own theories about skips and his “mystery lost love” and then there were tears when skips’ story aired
• muscle man getting beaten up to holly jolly christmas and we all laughed because he deserved it
• benson’s girlfriend veronica
• “i can’t believe evangelion copied regular show”
• you’ve witnessed the introduction, filling, and re-digging of the crash pit
• the eileen flat screen fake out where jg quintel hyped the episode and said it was gonna be big and people immediately thought “RIGLEEN” but it was like nope margaret’s back
• MUD WAIFU
• “still think i’m a momma’s boy?”
• people making thomas memorial videos or “rip thomas” text posts after the real thomas aired
• how a lot of people left the fandom after the two great controversies™, meteor moves (“FRIEND ZONE! FRIEND ZONE FRIEND ZONE FRIEND ZONE!”) and the season 6 love triangle, also the real thomas but to a lesser extent, but most of them still went “but tell me when rigleen becomes canon yo”
• is it just me or will my favorite scene always be the season 4 ending where rigby joined mordecai on the park house roof and they watched the sunset together
• “you take margaret to the airport?” “yeah” “you want to talk about it?” “no” seriously if this is not your favorite moment then why not
• how they sTILL HAVEN’T RESOLVED THE WHOLE “RIGBY GOES BACK IN TIME TO STOP MORDECAI FROM KISSING CJ” PLOT FROM NEW YEAR’S KISS I MEAN ARE WE EVER GOING TO SEE WHY RIGBY WANTED TO PREVENT IT SO BAD

Youtuber!Jin's Proposal

Before I start this, I just want to say thank you all so so much for 1,800 followers!! It’s crazy to think about but I’m so grateful for all of you and everyone that requests, likes, reblogs or just reads my posts but onto the post, today is going to be about our lovely prince Kim Seokjin who’s killing it with his new hair I’m completely sold he rocks it he could rock anything he could full on wear a trash bag and I’d probably be like yep that’s some good shit let’s just be real the dude is so nice and just like top quality all around with the personality and the looks and the voice and the overall preciousness Jin is just an amazing human being   

  • For the original youtuber!Jin post, click here
  • For an alternative version of Jin proposing (non-youtuber) click here
  • Okay so youtuber!Jin’s proposal would be a bit different from the other version
  • For everyone that hasn’t read the original youtuber post, he has a cooking channel that also features things like reviews and of course good old mukbangs
  • Jin would have a really close relationship with his viewers
  • They would all know about your relationship with him from day one bc you were actually in his very first video
  • He had been so nervous and he didn’t know what to say, how to talk to a camera by himself like does he want to be super professional does he want to be casual about it he has no idea
  • He brings you in bc you can calm him down quicker than just about anything and anyone  
  • Over the course of a few years, he goes from only being able to look at you, whether you’re on or off camera, to being able to smile and make eye contact with the camera without feeling awkward
  • You’re in the background a lot while he cooks bc you’re designated taste tester
  • Plus would you really turn down the opportunity to watch Jin cook I wouldn’t
  • He tries to stay focused and be lowkey professional like he doesn’t stress about it too much but he does like to be able to fully explain what he’s doing, how he’s doing it and why
  • But it’s hard when the love of his life is just a few feet away like his instincts are telling him to sit and talk with you
  • The viewers don’t mind though bc it’s so cute to see him trying really hard not to smile when he looks over at you (to check on you and make sure you were okay bc this is Jin he wants you top level happy and content 24/7)
  • He doesn’t get horribly personal on his channel but he does tell them random stories about his life while he cooks or eats
  • They range from interesting people he’s met to stories about you and him to stories about his family
  • It just really feels like you’re chilling with a friend when you watch his videos so they feel v v connected to him
  • He doesn’t really vlog but one day he puts up a longer video than usual and everyone’s excited but confused bc it’s just a cake making video??
  • Like don’t get me wrong, they’re thrilled to have a longer video bc the more Jin the better but it’s just a bit confusing
  • He’s made a few cake making videos in the past and they’re all around the normal time length so everyone’s eager to see what’s up
  • It starts off differently than his videos usually do
  • He has this lil intro right and it’s all cute and shit but he doesn’t do that this time
  • It’s pretty dark and he’s whispering out a greeting bc you’re asleep in the other room
  • “So today is a surprise video, ik this isn’t my usual way of doing things but I have a great day planned for today and I needed an early start”
  • He flips the camera around to show the ring and it’s all pretty and has lil details that remind him of you bc Jin would make sure that ring fit your personality like a glove he’d want it to be something you’re proud to wear
  • “You guys always ask when we’re getting married so, if all goes well, hopefully you’ll be getting your answer soon”
  • Once you leave the apartment to go about your day, he starts filming again
  • It almost feels a bit weird to not have you there with him bc even if you don’t talk you just help him feel relaxed and he’s already nervous as fuck bc proposal and everyone can tell
  • His hands are just a lil bit shaky and he’s not as focused as he usually is
  • He kinda stutters a few times but he laughs it off bc he can’t believe he’s so nervous, he never thought he would be, he knew you’d say yes since you’ve been together for years and years and had discussed marriage many times but he was still !!!
  • He decides to tell them the story of how he found the ring while he makes the batter for the cakes
  • While it bakes, he explains his plan
  • He’s gonna frost the cake and decorate it to look like a ? block from Mario (the lil box you hit and sometimes you get mushrooms or coins or a lil power up)
  • On top of it, in frosting he’s gonna write out that whole “be my player two??” thing and then he’ll have the box on like a lil pedestal bc he doesn’t really want to get frosting all over it
  • If you’ve ever seen a Mario themed proposal, you know exactly what I’m talking about, if you haven’t, they’re adorable and so so cute and I feel like Jin would love to combine all of his loves into one
  • He’s got you, he’s got Mario and he’s got food it’s a homerun
  • He does film the proposal but if you want him to keep it private, he saves the clip for the wedding instead of uploading it but if you’re okay with it, he adds it into the video
  • You come home and you can hear him filming which is weird bc he rarely films alone
  • You just wave quietly to tell him you’re home but he calls you over instead
  • His nerves are super highkey now but he’s also just really excited to see your reaction
  • At the end of the video, it cuts to like the old school Mario opening screen and it selects the two player game
  • And then it has both of the players choosing their characters and it’s all symbolizing about how you said yes and it’s a huge reference to the cake and to him and you as a couple and everyone just screams bc cuteness overload
akamido online dating au [part 1]

Upon reflection, Midorima wasn’t sure what drove him to this point.

Maybe it was the majority of an evening spent sitting by himself at Takao’s wedding reception. Maybe it was when Takao dropped into the seat next to Midorima, completely drunk and emotional as he spouted tearful nonsense about how Shin-chan was his best friend and how he just wanted Shin-chan to be happy. Or maybe it was when Midorima went home by himself and found himself feeling incredibly lonely and horny.

In any case, TokyoLuv, Tokyo’s #1 online dating site was now in Midorima Shintarou’s browser history. He would need to remember to wipe that later.

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まふまふ (Mafumafu) Namahousou Report - 032915

(Warning: Long text post)

This is my first time doing a namahousou report, so it’s probably a bit too wordy ;;w;; I was only able to listen to the later part of the housou due to over-capacity (+ my derping really hard), but amachu was nice enough to share her recording on tumblr! 

If you have any suggestions or the like, please message me! I wrote about the majority of the topics Mafumafu spoke about earlier today, but it’s not a direct translation, so please understand that some minor areas are omitted and that the translated parts might not be 100% true to word^^;; 

ミ☆  ミ★  ミ☆  ミ★  ミ☆  ミ★  ミ☆  ミ★  ミ☆  

  • Mafumafu said he would release an album crossfade, but since Mafuteru is busy, it might end up being released at ~4/15? Mafumafu says he himself is not busy though lol
  • He played a little bit of two of his album tracks: one in the middle (Neru’s, since he just covered Neru’s “Shounen Shoujo Chameleon Syndrome”) and another at the very end (Last Note’s, since he was watching the housou)! 
  • Mafumafu has become an uncle (again)! His older brother now has a second child, and he really wanted to meet his brother and celebrate, but he couldn’t go in the end.
  • Mafumafu really, really wants people to comment their thoughts on his covers (He’s said this before too)! Things such as whether it was good, bad, etc! He half-jokingly said that if there aren’t many of these comments, he’ll think that not many people are listening and may want to disappear and suddenly stop all of his activities. 
  • When Mafumafu was singing “Shounen Shoujo Chameleon Syndrome”, he was near emotional/mental collapse. Mafumafu’s already told this to Soraru, but recently, he’s been going to bed at around 5 at dawn. However, around 30 minutes after laying down & sleeping in his futon, his eyes will suddenly open and he won’t know whether he’s in a dream or not, and with tears filling his eyes, he’ll wake up screaming “Uwahhhhhh” and fall off his bed before calming down and realizing, “Oh, it’s okay, it’s okay”. Since this was just too terrible, he decided to sing this song (to let out his feelings). 
    • He speculates that his emotional state recently is terrible because of his bad eating habits. For today, he only had a granola bar, corn flakes, milk, and black tea. Also, Mafumafu’s been in the habit of sleeping at 6 AM and waking up at 10 AM ;;A;; (But the granola bar is yummy, he says)
  • In ChoVoMas (Cho Vocaloid Master) / Chokaigi, he’s in his selling circle (Mafumarepu Syndrome) for 4/25. On 4/26, it will become Urata’s booth, but he’ll be there helping out with sales.
  • One fan asked how long Mafumafu had been playing the guitar, to which he went into deep thought and at first replied “…over 6 (years)?” before saying he’s basically always played it, though he says he’s still super bad at it (/whispers it’s a lie). 
  • Apparently, after the radio, Mafumafu couldn’t get the fast tongue-twisters out of his head, so he tried to challenge and prove once and for all that he could do it with this nama. However, all the listeners then started teasing him about still having to do the sit-ups if he failed and he said it was unfair that he has to do it outside of the radio. Before he started, Mafu took several deep breaths to get ready, and he noted that the him right now is even more serious than when he is composing songs www 
  • During the first try, Mafumafu pronounced it pretty well but rather slowly. Last Note was also in the namahousou then, so he, along with other fans, teased Mafumafu on being slow, to which Mafumafu denied before trying again faster. However, this time, he screwed up and even went off-mic to practice a bunch of times (audibly failing during those times). After sighing and rhetorically asking whether he should just end the housou now, Mafumafu actually started doing sit-ups, saying that it was unbelievable that he was being strangled by the very punishment game that he himself created. 
  • Even though he can’t do tongue twisters, he believes he’s still pretty good at singing, and demonstrated a bit of RADWIMP’s “Setsunarensa” with his guitar, which had lyrics in English! This song was one that had been released back when Mafumafu was in his teens, but since it’s been a while since he opened the Chord-Wiki (for the guitar chords & lyrics) for the song, he’s now thinking, “Wait? Was it always such a difficult song?”. In the end, he sorta gave up since it was kinda turning into an entirely different song, but he promised that he’ll perform it well in a later namahousou or live someday (though he later said “forget what I just said” and that “it might be years into the future”). He might record it when he sings the song in karaoke. He also said he’d curse you if you uploaded this video onto Youtube www
    (Song Excerpt Link: 
    http://soramafu.tumblr.com/post/114927565005/nnnnnnnnnnnnghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-listen-please)
  • For today, he was going to play Minecraft since he went out of his way to buy it, but it wouldn’t work, so he basically did nothing for the whole day. Pretty much the only thing he did today was say fast tongue twisters on namahousou www

(Mafumafu’s Namahousou Recording Courtesy to Amachu-sama:
http://soramafu.tumblr.com/post/114929606100/heres-a-recording-i-think-it-got-cut-off-for-a)

37. Meeting in Prison

Doctor’s Orders

The interning therapist was his and he had made sure everyone knew it.

It was unlikely that Alfred’s fellow inmates would attempt to get into the pants of a prison employee, seducing staff always proved to be fruitless and dangerous, but Alfred wasn’t taking any risks on this one and he was staking his claim on Dr. Kirkland.  

Pretty as a picture Dr. Kirkland.

When the warden had announced a trainee therapist would be taking over sessions with some of the more docile inmates, Alfred’s interest was piqued. And boy was he glad he had been sly enough to fall under the docile category because the moment Dr. Kirkland stepped through the door for their first session, Alfred’s blood ran hot.

The man was fresh from university and, from Alfred’s observations, in his early twenties.

Younger than Alfred.

He was naïve, however, unlike Alfred who had spent the past six months chipping away at a two year imprisonment sentence and the year before that on the run from the police. Where Alfred spent his teen years developing a ravenous computer virus, Kirkland had probably been bent over his thick psychology text books, envisioning how rewarding and selfless a prison therapist profession would be.

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Zoe Knows - Jaspar One Shot

Hi, I wrote a new One Shot

It’s kind of about Zoe, but about Zoes thoughts on jaspar…

xxxCharlie

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Disclaimer: This story is completly fictional and nothing in here really happend (exept the part with the beds at Zalfies)

Info: This is based on ‘You are in love’ by Taylor Swift

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Zoe knew something was up with Joe and Caspar when she first went into their new flat. She and Alfie were invited for Dinner, when they were finally done with decorating everything. Caspar opened the door, giving both a small hug and leading them over to the livingroom-part, where they sat down. Caspar explained that Joe was still showering, but should show up any moment. When he finally did, the first thing he did, after hugging both, his sister and Alfie, was let himself fall next to Caspar and lay his head back against Caspars shoulder. Joe has never really been physically close to a lot of people. He liked keeping his distance. He only hugged close family, and hated sharing a bed, when they were little and on vacation. He always sat down as close to the edge as possible, when they were having a movie night and a lot of people had to sit on the sofa.Sometimes, when there would have been no other way then to all cuddle together, he would even sit on the floor during the entire movie. Zoe looked at him, questioning, but he just shrugged it off and they started talking about something else. When asked, how often they had actually used the kitchen so far, the boys looked at each other and then both whispered quietly, that they didn’t use it yet, because they would always order pizza or chines food. When Caspar was ordering the pizza, he didn’t even have to ask Joe, what he wanted, he just once looked at him, Joe nodded and the thing was done. While Alfie was happy for Caspar and Joe, and found it cute that Joe was comfortable enough to be so close with someone, Zoe suspected that there was something going on in that apartment, that already crossed or was definitely about to cross the line that went from friendship to something more.

The second time, that she felt like something was off, was, when Caspar called her in the middle of the night. She immediately worried and asked what was going on. Caspars voice was shacking and he asked,what was happening when Joe had a panic-attack, and how he could help him. Zoe explained him, what it was usually like, when Joe had a panic-attack, and then asked, if she needed to come over. Caspar denied and Zoe told him, that he just needed to be there, try to calm him down, try helping him breath normal, and just be there. Caspar thanked her and the call was off. The next morning Zoe called Joe, to ask what happened and if he was okay. She didn’t get the answer she wanted though, Joe completely played it off. “Joe, it was so bad, that Caspar realized it from his room. Please don’t just play it off”, she begged him. Joe went silent for a moment. “It really wasn’t that bad… Caspar only heard it because I was in his room” “Why?” Zoe was confused. Caspar called him at four in the morning, and all of them knew, that Joe, even if he tried, couldn’t stay up that late. “I… I had a nightmare. Nothing bad” it only hit Zoe after the call, that that meant, Joe went to Caspar because of his nightmare and slept in his room. Joe hated not sleeping in his own room, he hated sharing a room, or not having his own bed. Since he was three he never went to someone when he had a nightmare. He always played it off, so he could stay in his room.

When Joe and Caspar were staying at Zoes and Alfies house, Zoe knew that something was different between Joe and Caspar, then between Joe and all his other friends he ever had. She just finished making the beds in both guest rooms, knowing that she would have to make two bedrooms, because Joe still hated sharing a room. They were on a family weekend vacation, just the two of them and their parents,only a few weeks ago, and Joe wanted his own hotel-room, because he quote ‘don’t like sharing rooms or beds, because he needs his space’. Zoe was currently vlogging when she stepped into the living room. She told them she made the two rooms ready, but Joe quickly said, they would share a room. Alfie looked at Zoe confused and Zoe told him, that there were two rooms ready, and it was no problem. Joe and Caspar thanked her for making the effort, but they would like sharing more, and who was Zoe to deny them that. When she laid in bed with Alfie that night, he asked: “Didn’t you say, that Joe paid extra to not share a room with someone, on your three day family trip?” “He did. It’s weird with him and Caspar. A while ago, he staid in Caspars room, because he had a nightmare. He didn’t not sleep alone, because of a dream, since he was four. It’s like he is a completely different person” “I think it’s cute”, Alfie said, looking at her. “Yeah, it’s cute… in some way…but it’s still weird…” “It’s like a beautiful love story,isn’t it?”, Alfie joked. “Their tumblr tag would probably explode, if we keep the scene with the rooms in your Vlog” Zoe nodded. It would. There was no way to deny that.

Leaving the scene in, was probably one of the biggest mistakes Zoe made. A few hours after she uploaded the Vlog, she opened tumblr. She had an account from a while ago, but she didn’t really use it often.She quickly typed in 'Jaspar’ and opened the newest posts. Her Vlog was all over the place. Theories of it, and even a so called 'One-Shot’ was there. Not knowing what to expect she clicked on read.It was about what happened the night they were at Zoes. It was quiet cute actually. In the story, Joe and Caspar were secretly dating, but not telling anyone, because they were scared about peoples reactions.It was cute, Zoe liked it. When she clicked on the tumblr block, she found way more of those kind of stories. She firstly wasn’t sure if she should read them, or not, considering that Joe was her brother and Caspar was one of her closest friends. But then she remembered that they will never know and just went for it. Worst decision she ever made. From that point on her life was ruined, everything she did, was read fanfiction, look at cute edits of them, and even go through every update of the Jaspar fandom. She loved it. She was complete Jaspar Trash, but for her own good, she didn’t tell anyone, not even Alfie.

Slowly a lot more of their friends started to realize how close the two were. Not just physically, even emotionally. When they played 'heads up’ it was always like they had some special bound, that no one could beat. They usually didn’t need more then a few words for the other one to get it right. “This is crazy, i refuse to play against them”, Josh said. “Oh C'mon, you and Jack aren’t any better”, Caspar said, casually laying his arm around Joes shoulder. The four of them, Zoe, Alfie, Conor and Oli were all playing, and the team who would have the most points in two minutes won. 'Team Jaspar’, as named by Joe Sugg himself, had won every round so far, and were holding the record with twentythree words. Theydidn’t had one game with under Fifteen right words. “Jack and Josh are way better. The way they do it, it is impressive, you two have crossed the line to creepy. I mean, you basically can guess it from looking at each other”, Oli said. “not to mention,that they can explain half of the words with stupid insiders”,Conor added. “You all use insiders as well!”, Joe said, crossing his arms in defense. “We do, but we don’t do it in anunnormal speed. It’s like you can read each others thoughts”,Zoe said. “Not even Alfie and I can do that, and we have been together for a while” Joe and Caspar just shrugged and asked, ifthey could go on playing now.

In the September of 2016, Zoe, Alfie, Joe and Caspar went on vacation together. They were going to an old wooden house somewhere in the middle of nowhere, for two weeks. No wifi, no phone, no anything. Just the four of them. Alfie got a house with three rooms, one for him and Zoe, one Caspar, one for Joe. Zoe told him, that they would only need two rooms, but Alfie explained, that there were only small beds in two of the rooms, but therefor it wasn’t as expensive.But what did Zoe expect the boys to do? A half hour after they arrived, the two boys had taken one of the beds and carried it intothe other room, using the now almost empty room for storage. “You two are unbelievable”, Alfie said, but smiled at them. Zoe just thought 'When the viewers would now’. It was at that point, when she realized, that she would have to go two weeks, without fanfiction.

But who would have thought, that the fanfiction wasn’t necessaryafter all. A week into the vacation and she and Alfie caught the twomaking out on the Sofa. Joe was sitting on Caspars lap, while some random Sitcom was playing in the background. “GUYS?”, Alfie asked, and they went apart in shock, Joe sitting down next to Caspar and hiding his red face. Zoe just smiled. “Anything you wanna tell us?”, she asked. “Well, we are dating…”, Caspar said. “Since when?”, Alfie asked, who still couldn’t believe that that was happening. “Around two months after we moved in together… We moved out because we thought that it might keep the rumors down a little and not make it so obvious, but that kind of failed and now here we are, we basically spend every second together, i have more clothes in Joes house, then in mine, andit is quiet hard to hide something like that, when you live togetherwith two other people for a week”, Caspar explained. Zoe looked over to Alfie and whispered: “Told you”

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Universe: Marvel - The Avengers
Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader
Requested by BooBooBearLuv
Word count: 1074

A/N: Another Steve pairing request. Looks like someone’s popular! =) Hope you guys will like it!
I might be a bit less active in the upcoming weeks, due to exams coming soon, so don’t be surprised. I’ll still try to upload new stories at least once or twice a week!


You remembered the day you joined SHIELD like it was yesterday. You had worked so hard to get there, so much so that when you were chosen to join the Avengers, you could hardly believe your ears. It was a dream come true. On your first day in the team, you turned invisible before joining the briefing room and taped lightly on Fury’s shoulder, for him to know you where there.

“Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like you to welcome agent (Y/N) (Y/L/N).”

The team stared at a blank spot next to the director, but you crept behind them.

“So… Where is she?” Tony asked.

“Over here, Mr Stark.”
Everyone turned around. You slowly switched back into visible, to their amazement.

“Well, that was classy!” Clint exclaimed.

“You haven’t seen everything yet, agent Barton.”

You stared at the lights on the ceiling and they switched off, one by one. You snapped your fingers and they switched back on. Small trick, but this was the only thing you could do quickly and that didn’t involve something getting smashed or someone getting hurt.

“So basically, you’re an invisible electric woman.” Pietro admitted with a smile. “Pretty impressive.”

You smiled, and they smiled back at you. Steve got up and extended a hand.

“Welcome to the team, (Y/N)”

You shook hands with him, and with all of them. You still couldn’t believe you were actually doing it. It felt so strange!

“It’s truly an honour for me to be a part of it.”

“Do you have a name? I mean… nickname, codename, what have you.” Bruce asked.

“Invisible Woman is already taken, I understand.” you joked. “But my fellow trainees sometimes called me Smokescreen.”

“Smokescreen sounds good.” Tony said with a nod.

You smiled.

“Alright, then. Now that this is done, let’s get to work!” Fury said.

* * * *

A few months had passed since that day, and very busy ones. You had been on the field a few times and at least once with every one of the Avengers (except Bruce, given that the Hulk rarely went). You liked working with all of them, and they had all become your friends. You were especially close to the Maximoff twins, given that you three where the youngest in the teams. The three of you often spent the evening together, watching films or playing video games. Pietro was sometimes being flirty with you, but you knew he wasn’t serious. And even if he was, your heart belonged to someone else. You’ve had a crush on Steve for… forever, but you were way too shy to admit it to him. Sometimes, you tried and discreetly glanced at him during briefings, but as soon as you saw his eyes move to your direction, you looked back down immediately.

You had just come back from a mission and were heading towards Fury’s office to report, when you suddenly heard voices. There were two of them, male voices. Curious, you turned into invisible and stepped closer carefully, as silently as you could. The door wasn’t closed completely, and you managed to see who was talking. Steve and Bucky.

“Come on, man, what’s wrong with her?”

“Nothing. Absolutely nothing.”

“There must be something, otherwise you’d have asked (Y/N) out already!”

Your heart skipped a beat. Wait, what?! There had to be some mistake.

“What do you mean?”

“Oh, come on, Steve, do you really think I haven’t seen the way you look at her?”

You felt yourself blush slightly, good thing you were invisible right now. How come you hadn’t even noticed it, you wondered. You heard Steve sigh.

“OK. Yes, I like her. She’s smart, nice, caring and… everything! But that’s not the point.”

“Then what? You like her and she likes you, so where’s the problem?”

“She’s too young for me, Bucky!”

You bit you lip, close your eyes and sighed. Of course. You had heard enough, stepped back and made your way to the office. You had to fight back your tears, to not betray how disappointed you were, and how naïve you felt.

In the few days that followed, you did your best to not come across Steve. You couldn’t look at him without being reminded of how stupid you had been, and you could hardly get the conversation you had overheard out of your mind. These words “too young for me” kept buzzing through your head. You tried to hide it the best you could. Only Wanda had noticed it, but even if she was your best friend, you couldn’t get yourself to tell her what was going on. Damn it. Damn you age, you kept repeating yourself, and you still did that morning as you made your way to the training room.

“(Y/N)!” you suddenly heard.

You froze right on your tracks when you heard Steve’s voice, then kept walking.

“Hey, wait a second!”

He rushed to you and grabbed your arm.

“What do you want, Steve?”

“Why are you avoiding me?”

“I’m not avoiding you.”

“And you’re still not a good liar. So tell me, what is it?”

“It’s nothing, I told you. Now, please, let me go.”

“Oh, come on! A few days ago we were still talking and laughing together, and next thing I know you won’t even say hello. What has changed?”

You looked down, a tear rolling down your cheek. It was too much, you couldn’t hold I back anymore.

“(Y/N), please, talk to me. What’s going on?’

“I overheard your conversation with Bucky the other day. The part where you said I was too young for you.”

His eyes went wide, and he looked like he’d been struck by lightning. He remained silent for a minute, trying to think of something to say.

“I never thought a number would be a problem for you.” you managed to say. “Besides, you were my age when you were frozen…”

“You’re right. Bucky reminded me of that the other day too.”

You looked up, surprised, and Steve pulled you into his arms. You clung desperately to him, and he held you tight.

“I’m sorry you heard that. But that conversation got me thinking. And I realised there was no one in the world I like more to be with than you.”

A smile enlightened your face. You pulled back slightly and kissed him on the lips briefly. He chuckled when you broke the kiss

“What was that for?” he asked.

“Making sure this is real…” you answered.