- Sebastian: If it bites you and you die, it's venomous. If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous.
- Tom: What if you bite it and it dies?
- Sebastian: Then you're poisonous.
- Tom: What if it bites itself and you die?
- Sebastian: That's voodoo.
- Tom: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
- Sebastian: That's correlation, not causation.
- Tom: What if you bite each other but neither die?
- Robert: *peeks from a corner* That's kinky.
I'm not transphobic but there's no way the transgendered peter parker headcanon would work in the way of physical appearance, there's no way a trans guy could every achieve the muscles that are required of Spider-Man or any superhero. I'm not transphobic, but you trans guys will always have feminine builds and it isn't realistic for you to say that transgenders could look like buff superheroes or even just strong men. Sorry.