you will pay christopher

ok but

how did Lafayette go back to France for money and come back with an army?

bc right now I’m imagining him entering Louis’s throne room and it playing out like this:

Lafayette: Sir, can I have some more money? Please?

Louis XVI: Is this so you can go help your little friends in America?

Lafayette:………no…………

Louis: and why should I?

Lafayette:

Louis:

Lafayette: it’ll royally piss off the British?

Louis: Take my entire army

100 questions for Swiss people
  • 1: Which canton are you from?
  • 2: Do you identify yourself with the canton you are from?
  • 3: When you tell foreign people where you are from, what do you say to them?
  • 4: When you tell people from Switzerland where you are from, what do you tell them?
  • 5: If you had the opportunity to move to another canton, where would you go, and why, or would you stay where you live now, and why?
  • 6: What's your favourite dialect?
  • 7: What's your least favourite dialect?
  • 8: What do you consider to be the dialect easiest to understand for Germans?
  • 9: What so you consider to be the dialect most difficult to understand, and why?
  • 10: How would you describe your dialect?
  • 11: Do people sometimes mistake you for being from a different canton, and if yes, from where?
  • 12: Are you angry about it?
  • 13: Do stereotypes people have about Swiss people apply to you?
  • 14: What's the stereotype people have about Swiss people that applies most to you?
  • 15: What's the stereotype people have about Swiss people that applies least to you?
  • 16: Are there any 'cantonal' stereotypes that apply to you? If yes, which ones?
  • 17: What's your favourite Swiss tradition?
  • 18: What's your least favourite Swiss tradition?
  • 19: Do you celebrate the first of August?
  • 20: Do you celebrate any local traditions?
  • 21: What tradition do you consider the most ridiculous?
  • 22: Do you think traditions are important for Switzerland, why or why not?
  • 23: Who is your favourite Swiss musician?
  • 24: Who is your least favourite Swiss musician?
  • 25: What is your favourite Swiss band?
  • 26: Bligg or Stress?
  • 27: Züri West or Plüsch?
  • 28: 77 Bombay Street. Yay or Nay?
  • 29: What do you think of DJ Bobo?
  • 30: What about Gölä?
  • 31: Do you like songs which include yodeling?
  • 32: If yes, what's your favourite song?
  • 33: Can you yodel?
  • 34: Who do you consider the best
  • known Swiss musician/band internationally?
  • 35: Who do you consider the best known Swiss musician/band nationally?
  • 36: Your favourite song made by a Swiss musician/band?
  • 37: Your least favourite song made by a Swiss musician/band?
  • 38: An underated Swiss band or musician?
  • 39: An overrated Swiss band or musician?
  • 40: Do you prefer listening to music with lyrics in Swiss German or English?
  • 41: Who is your favourite Swiss athlete?
  • 42: FCB, YB or FCZ?
  • 43: Which athletes can Switzerland be most proud of in your opinion?
  • 44: Who do you think is the best Swiss athlete?
  • 45: If you watch the olympics, are you proud of being Swiss? Why or why not?
  • 46: Do you only watch matches or competitions when a Swiss athlete or team plays or competes?
  • 47: Which athletes make you proud to be Swiss?
  • 48: What's your favourite Swiss movie?
  • 49: What's your least favourite Swiss movie?
  • 50: Who's your favourite actor or actress from Switzerland, acting in Swiss movies?
  • 51: Did you watch Pingu when you were younger?
  • 52: Do you like Pingu?
  • 53: If you could redo any Swiss movie, which would you choose, and what aspects would you change?
  • 54: Which is your favourite traditional Swiss dish?
  • 55: Your least favourite?
  • 56: If you could change the name of a Swiss dish, which one would you pick and how would you call it?
  • 57: If you could pick any dish and make it the new national dish which would have to be eaten every 1st of August, which would you take?
  • 58: Emmentaler. Yay or nay?
  • 59: Swiss cheese, or cheese from other countries?
  • 60: Your favourite Swiss cheese brand?
  • 61: How high is you monthly consumption of chocolate?
  • 62: Cailler, Frey or Lindt?
  • 63: Swiss chocolate or are you a traitor (just kidding)?
  • 64: Your favourite Swiss chocolate brand?
  • 65: Black, white or milk chocolate?
  • 66: Do you like filled chocolate? If yes, what is your favourite filling?
  • 67: Do you like chocolate with alcohol
  • 68: Which party do you think alligns the best with your views?
  • 69: Are you politically involved?
  • 70: What do you think about the people which are in the federal council at the moment?
  • 71: If you could start an initiative right now, what would it be about?
  • 72: If you had your own party, what would your party motto be?
  • 73: If you had your own party, what would your party platform be?
  • 74: Which Swiss politician would you love to spit into the face?
  • 75: Do you like Michelline Calmy-Rays haircut?
  • 76: Would you run for office if someone gave you the option, and pays for everything?
  • 77: Would you swap bodies with Christoph Blocher for a day?
  • 78: Who is your favourite Christoph?
  • 79: Do you like the form of Democracy we have?
  • 80: Do you think an other for of governement would be better?
  • 81: Can you name all 7 federal councillors without looking them up?
  • 82: Do you vote, or plan to vote everytime?
  • 83: Do you think that voting should become mandiatory?
  • 84: Do you think that Switzerland is endangered by immigrants?
  • 85: Do you think that immigrants are important for Switzerland?
  • 86: Do you like to go hiking?
  • 87: Have you ever beenattacked by a cow?
  • 88: Do you prefer going to on vacation in Switzerland or somewhere else and why?
  • 89: Do you support Swiss tourism regularly?
  • 90: Skiing or snowboarding?
  • 91: In which part of Switzerland do you like to go to vacations the most?
  • 92: What's in your opinion the most beautiful place in Switzerland?
  • 93: How many cantons have you visited?
  • 94: Do you get easily annoyed by tourists?
  • 95: Can you imagine to visit the town/city you live in to be interresting for tourists?
  • 96: How many languages do you speak?
  • 97: If you could, what national language would you make mandiatory for everyone to learn?
  • 98: Do you think that it's important to learn an other national language, or do you think that English is enough, and why?
  • 99: Do you consider Swiss German a different language than German, and why or why not?
  • 100: If you had to separate Switzerland in two parts and you'd have to draw one line as a border on a map, where would you put it?
PIL GIF - If someone tried to hurt MC and their child during a fight

electricsparkz​ Request:  Could I please have a headcannon (with gifs but if not it’s totally cool!) Where the PIL boys react to a bad guy, enemy ship, or like the navy attacking while the MC is recovering in the Infirmary from giving birth to their child? Someone comes in and not only attacks (or kills) the MC, they also try to kidnap the baby while they (the PIL guy) is fighting on deck? *smiles evilly* 😈

Anything for you my love ;) <3 Although I don’t know if I can kill anyone off today *sobs in the corner* lol XD  I’m kind of in a super sappy mood today so I’ll do the fluffy version for this lol. Hope you still like it though!!! (btw I don’t know why but when I think of how the guys would react to someone hurting MC/their child like this, I think of lots of fire…. or is that just me?? lol) 

Eduardo

Having heard your screams during the fight, he dropped everything he was doing and ran straight for your room, where you were resting after having just had you and Eduardo’s first child not days before. He flew down the stairs and threw open the door, stunned as to what he saw. 

He saw you, laying on the floor in front of the baby’s crib, clutching your side. Your already exhausted body bruised as you had obviously fended off the man standing directly next to the baby’s crib, reaching in menacingly. He stopped upon seeing Eduardo standing there, and at the look in Eduardo’s eyes, he backed himself up against the wall. 

But Eduardo was far past any amount of mercy, the fear he saw in your eyes and the sounds of his baby now beginning to cry, pushing him past the brinks of sanity. He fired a shot into the man’s shoulder without an inkling of care. Hearing him scream in agony and sink down onto the floor, clutching his injured shoulder. 

“You very obviously would like to meet your maker. That’s fine, I’ve always been an accommodating man.” Eduardo growled, fire in his eyes. 

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Originally posted by perwerr

Russell

Having gotten a bad feeling during the fight on deck, he suddenly turned on his heel and headed downstairs. He knew that you were down there with the new baby you had just had earlier that day. He’d left you there, knowing you were in no condition to fight, despite the weak protests you’d given him. He battled against those who stood in his way and ran down to your room, throwing open the door. 

You were sobbing on the bed, a sword aimed at your throat as the enemy started reaching menacingly into the crib to grab the baby. Russell’s body acted of its own accord, and he launched himself into the man’s side, knocking him away from you and the baby. He then stood over the man’s body, know laying on the floor before him. 

“You made a grave mistake coming down here and threatening to hurt my woman and child.” He said, his voice roughwith rage. 

Originally posted by perwerr

Thomas:

One of the other Sirius members called out to him, saying they heard your voice shouting from below deck. Panic taking a hold of him, Thomas dodged enemies and slashed out assailants as he ran to your room. He had locked you and the new baby in your room, knowing you were still weak from giving birth earlier that week, and didn’t want to risk you being found. But his worst fears were confirmed as he rounded the corner and saw the bedroom door kicked open. 

He ran up to the room and paused, for just a second, to see a strange man hovering over you. He had a knife in his hand, and was pointing it at you, with you cradling your baby in your arms. A fury Thomas had never experienced before slammed into him, and he flew across the room, pinning the man up against the wall by his neck. 

“You’d risk yourself for just some woman and child?” 

Thomas pressed his forearm harder against the man’s throat. “They aren’t just some woman and child. They are my woman and child. And you will pay for making __ cry.” 

Originally posted by kuroizuna

Christopher:

A raging battle was ensuing on deck, and Christopher fought alongside the rest of the crew. He continued until he heard the distinct cries of a baby, his baby down below. The cries were quickly followed by screaming from you, and Christopher bolted towards the stairs to head towards your room. He knew that you had been resting in your bedroom with the baby, exhausted from having given birth not hours before, and were far too weak to fight. 

As he ran into your room, he saw you splayed out on the floor, your hand reaching out towards the crib containing your newborn baby. A man stood there, looking as if he had been about to reach inside the crib before Christopher had ariived. A bruise on your throat was already beginning to form, and Christopher slowly made his way towards the man standing over you. 

The man fired his gun several times at Christopher. But Christopher dodged each shot, a rageful determination in him as he approached the man with each shot. Before the man could reload, he knocked the gun from his hands, and grabbed him up by the collar. He slammed his body up against the wall, the usually calm and peaceful doctor anything but now. 

“You hurt __. You’re going to regret that in a moment.” 

Originally posted by bokumetsu

Nathan

Most of the enemies on the deck were being taken care of, and Nathan began shoving his way through assailants towards your room. The only thing Nathan was concerned about was you, and your newborn baby, who was only a few days old at that point. He was rounding the corner when he heard you scream, and he launched himself into the room. 

He saw you hovering your body over the baby’s crib, shielding it from the man who stood behind you, who had apparently been trying to reach the tiny infant inside. Though even at the distance Nathan was in that brief second, he could still see the cuts and brusies on your body from where the man had hit you and cut you in attempts to reach the baby. 

Nathan’s vision saw red and he threw himself into the man before he could reach out for you again. He effortlessly yanked the man up by his throat, holding him in the air as the man gasped for air. The fear in his eyes at Nathan’s rageful expression apparent. 

“I will kill you for touching her.” Nathan seethed, lifting the man’s body up and launching him across the room. 

Originally posted by asenshi

Alan

The fight on deck was fierce, continuing on for what felt like hours. Alan fought alongside his crew, his mind filled with the ongoing battle. But it was when he heard Fuzzy call out his name, pointing in the direction of where his private quarters were, did he realize what fear truly was. He knew that in those private quarters of his, were you and your newborn child. He’d hidden you there when the fighting had begun, but now, seeing Fuzzy’s face, he knew someone had gotten in there. 

He shoved his way through the enemies, paying no attention as they tried to stop him. He simply just continued until he finally reached your bedroom, throwing the door open. When he did, he saw you pinned down on the floor, the baby crying loudly from its crib a few feet away. A strange man’s body hovered over yours, his hand wrapped around your throat. 

That was all it took to ignite the fire deep in Alan’s belly. He barely even registered as he launched himself into the man, knocking him off of you and pinning him against the floor. 

“Brace yourself, for I’m going to kill you for what you tried to do to my sweet pearl and my child.” Alan seethed, surprising even you. 

Originally posted by perwerr

Morgan

It hadn’t even been a few hours after you had given birth when the ship came under attack. Morgan had locked you and baby inside your bedroom, fending off enemies in order to try and protect the two of you. But when he heard your screaming, he realized an enemy must have slipped past him. He bolted up to his quarters, hoping more than anything that the two of you were alright. 

Upon entering the room, he saw you clutching onto the baby with all of your might. Tears were streaming down your face as a man hit you, shouting at you to give him the baby. Morgan instantly ran into the other man’s midsection, tackling him away from you. He looked into the other man’s eyes, fire dancing in the deep recesses of his eyes and causing the other man to shudder in fear. 

“Now you’re going to know what real pain is for trying to hurt my woman and child you bastard.” Morgan growled, throwing a punch into the man’s face. Blood spurted from the man’s nose and onto Morgan’s hand as he fell to the floor, screaming in agony. Morgan merely flicked his arm down, flicking the blood off of his hand as he approached the cowering man and continuing to punch him. 

Originally posted by jospy8