you will never be as badass as alfred pennyworth

Marvel vs DC: The Battle of the Butlers

Alfred Pennyworth on Gotham:

badass battle butler who will fuck shit up if you mess with the people he cares about…basically butler guardian angel who out shoots assassins, knocks down mob henchmen, and charms mob bosses all in one day

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Edwin Jarvis on Agent Carter:

poor innocent precious butler bunny who’s in way over his head but still wants to help while he’s terrified out of his mind yet never loses his snark and good common sense as crazy shit is happening all around him

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CONCLUSION:

BOTH NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS