you will get some hop ons

Translation: stop texting me

J: (..) its like ten people in one apartment and they’ll play russe-songs* to get the mood right
MG: russe-songs is fucking pumped up like *mimmicks beat*
MH: ‘let us play a russe-song’ kinda?
MG: they do that on the parties I go to. The girls are totally crazy
J: it’s so often it’s not right with russe-songs where they play russe-songs. You get that, right?
MG: okay, then what do you wanna listen to?
J: I don’t know, if I’m going to a party i wanna listen to some hip-hop, like 90’ shit
MH: Nate Dog
J; yeah, Nate Dog!
MH: he’s awesome
MG: who’s Nate Dog?
J: “who’s Nate Dog”
MH: are you serious?
MG: I haven’t heard anything by Nate Dog
MH: do you know who Snoop Dog is?

J: what’s up, man?
I: nothing, I guess
J: nothing? Anything new with that Even guy?
I: no. Or… I got a new drawing.
J: a new drawing? What’s his deal?
I: I don’t know. He’s… all over the place.
MG: what are you talking about? Are you talking about Even?
MH: what’s going on between you two?
I: nothing’s going on. He’s got a girlfriend.
MG: and he’s also pansexual?
I: I don’t know
MG: and one more thing I’ve thought about sorry if it’s rude but homos, when they have sex. Who’s the guy and who’s the girl?
*J and MH sigh*
MG: what?
I: it’s funny that you ask because I was actually going to ask you the same question, when you have sex who’s the guy and who’s the girl? Then I remembered, you don’t have sex.
J: holy fuck, wow, where did that come from?
MG: it wasn’t that bad a question, was it? I was seriously curious about it

J: but completely honest, I feel as if you let him play you
I: play me?
J: like, he keeps it going but nothing happens, and he’s still dating that girl
I: yeah, but like I can’t control him
J: yeah you can! If you’re like, totally straight up. You send him a text like hey dude, stop with that stuff
I: “yo dude, stop with that stuff”
J: alright, maybe not that but… okay, stop texting me, call me when you’ve broken up with your girlfriend. Straight up. That’s what works.
MH: and if he really is interested he’ll get stressed. We’ve all been there
J: exactly. If you have a thing with a girl, or you wanna hook up with her, but you don’t want anything more,- relationship with her, but she sends you what’s up? I’m fucking tired of you not taking us seriously’ then you get serious at once, you’re not gonna fuck more with her
MG: just when they don’t answer your texts, like they’ve seen your text
J: yeah, but they’re just snakes. Girls who doesn’t… *keeps talking in background*

Text from Isak: hey, thanks for the drawing, but if you’re not interested in anything more just forget it. Call me when you’ve broken up with your girlfriend.
I: I just did it. I sense the text
J: no?! What? That’s not bad!
*all cheer*
J: that surprised me
Text from Even:
What are you doing right now? Can we talk?
MG: was that him?
I: he answered ‘what are you doing right now, can we talk’
J: seriously?
I: what am I going to answer?
MG: call him
J: no, don’t call him! Write: chilling at home
I: chilling at home?
MH: yeah that’s good
I: chilling at home, just call me
J: no, you want him to call you but you have to write it like you don’t want it. Understand? So just wrote 'chilling at home’, and done
I: chilling at home, smiley?
J: no! Chilling at home, done! No feelings, straight up
I: sent

J: he will call
MG: check if it’s a bubble, like he’s writing something
I: no bubble, he won’t answer it’s just how he is
MH: he might be somewhere he can’t speak right now
I: maybe
MG: the beer wasn’t any good today
J: what are you drinking?
MG: tuborg glass. Tastes like plastic or something
J: is it all yeasted out? Oh! It was someone I know that know a guy that know a guy who put yeast in an apple juice box and he in his locker at school to make beer
MH: at school? Must’ve smelled awful
J: yeah that’s what he said, it smelled like shit
MH: he was probably going to party at school
MG: do you know him?
J: no

*doorbell rings*

MH: what’s up, is people coming?
I: you’re my only friends I’ve got. It’s probably Eskild? He fucking forgets his keys all the… it’s Even
Guys: what, Even?
J: seriously, he’s here?
I: I’m not fucking around
MG: it’s Even, we say hi to Even, guys!
I: no! I’m not kidding, out!
MG: why can’t we meet Even?
I: “why can’t we meet Even”
MH: do you have my phone? I can’t find it
*all panick, talk at the same time as they gather their things*
I: go through the back!
MG: you’re wearing my shoe!

I: hey
E: hey

*russe-song is a type of upbeat party song

All you #Fakes who just now hopped on the John Baeyega train because of these new PacRim2 set photos but weren’t feeling him before need to go all the way to the back of the line! If you weren’t here for him when he was forced to rock his Finn haircut, then you don’t deserve him at his Pentecost Jr. haircut. Y'all not real! Y'all not here for him for better or worse! Fade or no fade!

Happy๐Ÿ˜ƒHalloween ๐ŸŽƒ you slutty๐Ÿ’ฆslutty GHOULS ๐Ÿ‘ป time for ๐Ÿ•  the one day 1๏ธโƒฃ a year you CAN ๐Ÿ‘™ dress slutty ๐Ÿ˜ณ without ๐Ÿšซ an excuse! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป SO take out your ๐Ÿฑ cat ears AND ๐Ÿฐ bunny tail & hop on ๐Ÿ˜‰ the witches’ broom ๐Ÿ† TRICK or TREAT ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐ŸŽ‰ is what you ASK ๐Ÿค— so dance around ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ to see some A$$ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ SEND THIS to ๐Ÿ“ญ every BLOOD-sucking ๐Ÿท soul-stealing ๐Ÿ˜’ dick-eating ๐Ÿ† BITCH you know โœŒ๐Ÿป๏ธ to wish them a SEXY ๐Ÿ’˜ night! Get 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back and you’re ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ the freakiest ๐Ÿ’ฆ MONSTER around ๐ŸŠ Get 5๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป and you’re a ๐Ÿ”ฅ spicy VAMPIRE! Get 0๏ธโƒฃ back & you ๐Ÿ˜ช got a can of pop ๐Ÿพ in your bag!๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป HAPPY HOE-LLOWEEN! ๐ŸŽƒ

This morning I packed some bags and hopped on a plane to Kauai. This fella isn’t with me so I’ll be traveling the island in search of all dogs in an effort to ease my separation anxiety. I also left my laptop back at home as I’m gonna disconnect a bit, so you may see a little bit less action here in the next 2 weeks.
Side note: travelling without Momo is like travelling without my right arm. How on earth does one get a dog onto a flight without subjecting them to the dungeon down below? Asking for a friend.

Happy๐Ÿ˜ƒHalloween ๐ŸŽƒ you slutty๐Ÿ’ฆslutty GHOULS ๐Ÿ‘ป time for ๐Ÿ•  the one day 1๏ธโƒฃ a year you CAN ๐Ÿ‘™ dress slutty ๐Ÿ˜ณ without ๐Ÿšซ an excuse! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป SO take out your ๐Ÿฑ cat ears AND ๐Ÿฐ bunny tail & hop on ๐Ÿ˜‰ the witches’ broom ๐Ÿ† TRICK or TREAT ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐ŸŽ‰ is what you ASK ๐Ÿค— so dance around ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ to see some A$$ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ SEND THIS to ๐Ÿ“ญ every BLOOD-sucking ๐Ÿท soul-stealing ๐Ÿ˜’ dick-eating ๐Ÿ† BITCH you know โœŒ๐Ÿป๏ธ to wish them a SEXY ๐Ÿ’˜ night! Get 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back and you’re ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ the freakiest ๐Ÿ’ฆ MONSTER around ๐ŸŠ Get 5๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป and you’re a ๐Ÿ”ฅ spicy VAMPIRE! Get 0๏ธโƒฃ back & you will be visited by the s๐Ÿ‘ปp๐Ÿ‘ปo๐Ÿ‘ปo๐Ÿ‘ปp๐Ÿ‘ปy GHOST OF DADDY!!!!๐Ÿ‘Ž๐ŸปHAPPY HOE-LLOWEEN! ๐ŸŽƒ
Poor little rat

At most pet stores feeder rats(snake food) are not very high on the list of priorities. However, I have grown attached to many of the mama’s we have and other breeders because I clean and work with them almost every day.
A few days ago, while I’m cleaning, I hear some horrible fighting in our pet rat breeder bins. It sounded more wild than the occasional snip I hear when one gets just a little too close to an other.
Usually if you open the bin one might try to make a run for it to jump out. This time a white rat just trots over and hops onto the lip of the bin. Poor thing was tore up to the point of almost being neutered by the larger male that had been left in there. The babies in the bin had also been tore up from all of the fighting.
I was so pissed because someone changed the bin and didn’t pay enough attention to realize they left two males in with one female. So of course they are going to fight. What made it worse was no one would fess up when I asked them about it and I know my boss won’t give a damn about the rat since they aren’t the cute, fluffy thing everyone wants to buy.

Great View

This is for kstar770 who requested a gibbs imagine with a short s/o

The worst part about being.. Vertically challenged is there is no possible way to get things off high shelves without looking completely ridiculous. High shelves at work were easy. Go find someone who could grab for you. High shelves at the supermarket were harder. Waiting for someone who was tall enough, and didn’t look like they may be a serial killer to pass and asking them for a quick favor. Surprisingly home was the hardest. If no one was there high shelves usually meant climbing chairs that shouldn’t be climbed, or hopping up onto narrow counters and still barely reaching.

Unfortunately for you, some asshole moved the extra sugar packets in the kitchen at work from under the coffee maker, to the top shelf. Above the sink of all places. You stepped into the bullpen looking for Gibbs, or McGee. You’d even settle for Tony at this point if it got you your sugar. Where the hell was everyone?

You sighed and went back into the kitchen, moving your undoctored cup of coffee onto the little wooden table people occasionally ate their lunches at. You reopened the cabinet and stood, staring at the daunting box of packets. With a small sigh you peeked back into the main room to make sure no one was watching you before hopping up on the counter (Which was honestly far too high for no reason).

You moved from sitting on your bum on the counter, gracefully getting into a kneeling position beside the sink and the open cabinet, making sure that your skirt hadn’t hiked up too far. You reached your arm out, and found that because of the sink, your fingers still came up a few inches short. God, you were going to find the person that did this and give them a real piece of your mind…

So you moved over further and leaned again, fingers teasingly close and you hung on to another shelf with your other hand, baring most of your weight there. You heard a whistle from behind you, causing you to jerk slightly, nearly falling into the sink.

“Nice view, (Y/L/N)” DiNozzo joked stand a few feet away, giving you a suggestive eyebrow wiggle when you turned to glare daggers at him. “Not sure if that skirt can be considered work appropria-” He was cut off by a smack to the back of his head as Gibbs walked in, passing Tony with a firm look.

You felt your cheeks really heat up, hand coming off the shelf to try and tug your skirt down in front of your boss and secret boyfriend.

“Gibbs,” You greeted, eyes darting over to DiNozzo momentarily, “Someone moved the sugar.” Once he was close enough and his back was fully to Tony, so he couldn’t see his face, Gibbs gave you a smirk of his own, reaching a hand out and grabbing the sugar, tossing it on the counter before offering his hand to you.

“Come on, off the counter, people put their food there.” He teased, helping you to jump down. You stood trapped between the counter and Gibbs, who hadn’t moved back when you moved down. You felt his breath on your face and glanced over his shoulder at DiNozzo who stood awkwardly for a moment, watching Gibb’s back. “DiNozzo, you can go now.” Gibbs talked, still not moving back. Tony nodded before dashing from the room, sending you one more look as he went.

“Gibbs, what-” You were stopped with his lips briefly pressing against yours.

“Next time, don’t climb on the counter okay?” He mumbled, giving you a fond smile, and you nodded slightly giving him a smile in return, “Feel free to continue at home,” He smirked, giving you another peck, “Because it is a lovely view.”

You groaned rolling your eyes and swatting him away grabbing your sugar and moving to finish your coffee with a laugh. 

“Or you could put the things we use on a shorter shelf.” You offered, lifting the mug to your lips and raising an eyebrow at him. He seemed to ponder it for a moment before grinning and shaking his head. 

“Nope, not nearly as fun.” 

How Much Did You Miss Me? || Joe

Request: Can you do a Joe sugg smut where the reader is also a YouTuber and joes girlfriend and is trying to edit a video and Joe is horny and tries distracting her and they have steamy sex?



You and Joe had been apart for nearly three weeks now. You had gone to America with some friends on holiday and had only just returned two days ago. While you were in America, you filmed a few videos and wanted to get one of them uploaded that night. Joe, however, had other plans.

You were sitting on the bed with your laptop, wearing only a pair of underwear and one of Joe’s shirts. Joe walked in wearing joggers and a t shirt and hopped into bed next to you. He tried to close your laptop, but you held your hand out to prevent it from shutting. “I have to finish this,” you said. “It’s nearly 8:00 and it already should’ve been up by 7:00.”

“They can wait a little longer,” Joe said, shifting so that he was closer to you. “C’mon babe, you’ve been gone for three weeks. I’ve barely survived.” He was kissing your neck now, and while it made your heart flutter, you had to stay focused.

“We had sexy Skype time about three times while I was away,” you teased. “And I’m sure you got yourself off just fine without my help.”

“It’s not the same,” Joe groaned. “You know it’s not the same.” He was leaning closer to your ear now, his breath tickling your skin. “You can’t tell me you haven’t missed feeling me inside of you.” A shiver went down your spin but you shook Joe off.

“Seriously, I have to finish this,” you said. “You can wait a little longer.”

“Fine,” Joe huffed, kicking the sheets off of himself. “I’ll take care of myself.”

“Joe,” you whined. “Can’t you just wait?”

“No, no, it’s fine,” he sighed dramatically. “You take your time. I can handle it.”

As badly as you wanted to cave, you held your ground. You continued to edit your video, trying your very best to ignore Joe. Despite your best efforts, you couldn’t stop sending sideways glances in his direction. His t shirt and joggers were on the floor now and he was in his boxers. You weren’t sure if he was trying to tease you or himself, but he was palming himself over his pants. He was biting his lip and his head was tilted slightly back. It didn’t take long for him to kick off his boxers and expose himself completely. You went back to focusing on the computer, pressing your thighs together and trying your best to ignore the urge to pounce.

Joe was right. You had been extremely sexually frustrated while away in America. Skype sex and your imagination could only help you so much. The second Joe let out a soft groan, you caved. You put your laptop on the bedside table and rolled over, pressing your lips against Joe’s. You could feel him smile, knowing that he got what he wanted. Straddling his lap, you rubbed yourself against his member, the only thing separating the two of you being your panties. That didn’t last very long though, as Joe soon pushed you onto your back and pulled your panties down your legs.

Joe didn’t even bother to slip your shirt off your body, as he always said seeing you in his clothes was a turn on anyway. Besides, he was in much too big of a hurry to wait any longer. “You’re already so fucking wet,” Joe groaned, rubbing his fingers along your folds. “How much did you miss me?”

“So much, Joe,” you said, gripping the sheets in your fists. “I could only do so much, but my fingers aren’t as big as yours.” At that, Joe eased his middle finger into you, causing you to let out a small gasp of relief. Joe only pumped his finger in you for a few seconds before he pulled it out and pressed a strong kiss to your lips.

“I can’t wait any longer,” he said. You didn’t have a chance to react in the slightest, as Joe was already pounding into you. You let out a loud moan and gripped Joe’s shoulders, raking your nails across his skin. You could feel Joe leaving a mark against your neck as he continued to thrust into you. “How much did you miss me?” he asked again, slowing down slightly.

“Joe please,” you groaned. “Faster.”

“How, much, did, you, miss, me?” he said, thrusting harder into you with each word.

“So much Joe!” you yelled. “So much! God, I’m so close.”

“Me too, babe.”

With a few more thrusts, you reached your high. Joe only took a few seconds longer before he finished as well. He pulled out of you and laid beside you, pulling you close to him. “Fuck,” he breathed out, placing soft kisses to your neck. “I really did miss you.”

You smiled, “I missed you too, babe.”

“Do you want to go back to editing?”

You looked at your laptop which had fallen asleep on the bedside table. Then, you turned to look at Joe who was watching you with loving eyes. “I just want to lay with you,” you said quietly. “You think it’ll be okay if I upload tomorrow?” Joe smiled a heartfelt smile and placed a kiss to your cheek.

“I think it’ll be just fine.”


Part One

Part Two

Part Three

Part Four

Part Five

So the tour was over and MGK and all his crew had decided to throw a big party like they always do.

And like always you were there for damage control; making sure nothing too valuable gets broken or stolen and no fights breakout. Basically making sure nothing that could involve the cops happens,

Even while watching the crowd you yourself were celebrating, and for good reasons.

You had come out of your shell and you were more confident about yourself, the city hopping was over so you could sit in one area and maybe meet someone.

Your good mood however was ruined however when you just happened to hear a conversation a few feet away from you.

‘Like I just think it sucks for him, you know?’ some girl who you had never seen before said to her also unknown friend.

‘What are you talking about? MGK is killing it right now.’ her friend had said.

‘Yeah but like, look at this.’ she said pointing to a photo of Kells and his daughter Cassie.

‘Like, look at this kid, there is no way she is his. She looks literally nothing like him.’ the girl scoffed.

There has to be something wrong with your ears, because there is no way this…fucking random just said that.

‘Who ever the mom is was probably just trying trap him or something. Like imagine how he’s gonna feel when he finds out he’s been played.’ she whispered.

Your blood was boiling.

A few weeks ago you’d just be pissed, maybe tell Kells about it and let him handle it, but this was now. This was a new you and Kells was in a good mood, so you were going to handle this yourself.

You walked over and tapped the girl on the shoulder.

‘I’m going to need you to leave.’ you said firmly.

‘Excuse me?’

‘I said leave, as in get the fuck out of this house.’ you snarled.

‘And who the fuck are you, the insecurity? Wearing that outfit to this party, no one is going to want to fuck you in that.

Before you knew it your hand had shot out and you slapped her.

Everyone around you two were looking shocked at the sudden noise, the music stopped and everything.

You grabbed her face and made her look at you.

‘I asked you nicely, now I’m telling you. Get. The. Fuck. OUT OF THIS HOUSE!’ you screamed as you shoved her face away.

The girl stumbled but didn’t fall, she regained her footing and tried to run up on you.

You put up your fist, ready for the fight, but before the girl got to you Dub and Slim caught her.

‘LET GO OF ME!!’ she screamed as she flailed,still trying to get to you.

‘Get that bitch out of here.’ you instructed.

While they carried her out you stormed off into the kitchen, to cool off, and to get some ice for your hand. 

Your palm was red from how hard you had hit that girl.

While you got your ice you heard someone come in the kitchen, you turned and saw Kells standing by the counter.

‘Sorry about that, didn’t mean to interrupt the party.’ you apologized.

‘It’s all good, a party’s not a party without a girl fight.’ he smiled.

‘Well in that case you’re welcome.’ you laughed.

‘Wanna tell me what it was about?’ he asked as he sat down.

‘She was talking shit, and I told her to leave and she got difficult.’

‘Everyone is difficult when you put them out, but you’ve never hit anyone before.’ he said.

‘Like I said, she was talking shit.’ you said.

‘What did she say that made you fighting mad?’ Kells asked as he sat on the counter.

‘She was talking shit…about Cassie.’ you confess.

‘What the fuck?’ Kells said, drawing his eyebrows together.

‘She kept talking like “that girl ain’t his” and “she looks nothing like him” and I got so mad because like-’ you had to stop and take a breath because you were getting worked up and angry all over again.

‘Like that’s your kid. That random bitch pointed at a photo of you and your seven year old and started talking shit. Not online or some shit, but in your fucking house, at your fucking party? And that is what really pissed me off, she was being disrespectful.’ you said.

‘Man, that is fucking bullshit.’ Kells shook his head as he stood up and began pacing.

You watched him pace and try to calm down enough to actually talk.

‘If I had fucking heard that shit…’

‘I know, you’d raise hell, which is why I handled it myself.’ you said as you shook your hand.

‘I think that tacky ass nose ring she had in scratched me.’ you said showing Kells the scratch on your hand.

Kells looked at it and grabbed the alcohol from under the sink and a napkin. He tilted his head in a motion that told you to move closer to him so he could clean the cut.

He wet the napkin with the alcohol and took your hand.

‘Not too deep.’ he said before he dabbed your hand with it.

‘Ah!’ you gasped as you pulled your hand away.

‘That fucking stings!’ you whined.

‘Yeah, remember that next time you put alcohol on my cuts.’ he teased.

‘Stop juggling knives.’ you smiled.


Please notice me senpai!

Since you like Civilian AU…

Dick, Jason and Tim once got arrested for accidentally getting themselves into a fight. They were at the mall and some dude was shoving Tim and Jason went to defend him but that dude punched him so Dick (even though seemed like the most harmless) punched the big dude because no one messes with his bros. Then Tim hopped behind the dude’s friend’s back and Jason got up to punch that dude.

Needless to say the police came and Dick and Jason were placed in the holding cell at PD while Tim simply sat by the policeman who’s handling their case.

On that day, Alfred was in England visiting family and Bruce stayed at home with Cass and Damian (imagine him as a baby) and he got a call from commissioner Gordon about his boys. Bruce had no choice but to go to the station with Cass and Damian (with him on his front carry on thingy).

submitted by @time-to-hit-the-clouds


The conversation in the holding cell:

“Dad’s going to kill you.”

“Dad’s going to kill you.” 

“Me? I didn’t even start it!”

“I just punched him, you threatened to spoon-feed him his own eyeballs!”

“I…got caught up in the moment.”


“Cassandra, stop taking selfies with your brothers in jail.”

“Mall jail doesn’t count.”

“Nevertheless–no, don’t get Damian involved.”

“He’ll want to look back on this beautiful moment.”

“Hey Cass, get a pic of my shiner!”

“Looking good, Timmy.” 

Meanwhile Bruce is apologizing to the mall cops in the background, assuring them that “they’re not always like this.”

it comes in waves

Rating: Mature
Total Words: 12,096/? 

Summary: Isak doesn’t know how he ended up in Galalogfjord. Even knows exactly how he ended up in the tiny fishing town. In the end, it doesn’t really matter either way.

In a town that no one can place on a map, and in waters full of magic and creatures mostly forgotten, a boy and a mermaid meet.

“You shouldn’t be scared of me telling anyone,” Even says, already giggling. “No one would believe me.”


“Think about it. The Story of How Even Bech Naesheim Seduced a Mermaid with Hip Hop and Marijuana.”

“What?!” Isak protests, and Even moves quickly when he doesn’t immediately protest the use of the word seduced.

“You’re the least magical mermaid ever,” Even says, body shaking with laughter now. “Is your tail even real or is this just some elaborate trick to get free weed?”

[chapter one] [chapter two] [chapter three]

anonymous asked:

Do you have any angsty iwaoi hcs especially about iwaizumi any au is fine


I just don’t know where and how to start…WHERE DO I START?!?!?!?!?!! WHAT DO YOU WANNA HEAR?!??!?!!?

Obviously I do have a  lot of sad hcs for him when it comes to the Hip Hop au which you can see in my hip hop au tag (or some here and here and some bittersweet ones here)

I do have a lot of other aus spooking around in my head. Like the Prison Au, or the Coast Guard Au, The Film Noir Au, then new founded Husky Sled/Arctic Au, or there is this Ghost Story Au I never posted here….and then there are all those little hcs and small scenes I have in mind. Mostly they are all Iwaoi related. So there is pining and misunderstandings and all this stuff :D

Also for every Au I do have some little hcs that might be a bit angsty or painful.

Tbh I tend to get lost in my Aus so I don’t really have much for canon Iwa. But canon Iwa is the real and great Iwa and a great multilayered character. So some angsty and painful things to think about are definitely Iwa’s wish to be strong and don’t disappoint others. Hoe he carries so much on his shoulders and being a pillar for everyone but this gets too much sometimes.
Many of my hcs revolve around Iwa’s struggle between being strong and on the verge of breaking. I like to pull out his emotional and vulnerable side and bring myself many feels with this.

I know this isn’ the answer you want to get. I do have hcs for Iwa. Angsty ones and many many ones…especially when it comes to Oikawa/Iwaoi and relationships. Right now it’s really hard to pick something. I’m not sure where I should go or what you do wanna hear.
You already got specific in your message but I would love to ask you to get a bit more specific. Like maybe pick an au? Or do you want pining Iwaoi hcs? Or rather emotional inner struggle Iwa hcs?
The most hcs I certainly have for the Hip Hop Au. Especially when it coems to his inner struggles, the wish to pleasing others and getting torn apart, suffering under the way he grew up..etc..

I’m sorry for being so clueless right now. But I hope you can understand it and get back to me with something more specific. Cause I would love to talk Iwa hcs!!!!! THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THIS MESSAGE!!!! <33

Song lyrics are not just song lyrics. They reflect the state of mind of the writer, they contain more commentary on a society than you probably even realize, and they effect listeners more than you realize. 

Get this through you skull. This is hip-hop stop pretending like lyrics are just there and exist in a vaccum or that all these rappers saying wild shit are just joking. No, it doesn’t work like that just because you want to defend someone from some nonsense they said. When someone writes some ~deep and moving~ lyrics everybody is praising like “OMG, they’re so deep and beautiful and they must have been through so much” but when someone writes some bullshit no one wants to hold them accountable for that? 

Hey ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฝ yall
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New England Fash/Sep Bigpost

Alright, got enough interest to throw together something. Flag is provisional until something better arrives one day.

If you’re a New Englander, and Fascist (NSers are welcome as orbiters) or Separatist hop on board. Let’s get some organization and represent the best region this side of the Atlantic.

Drunk and having fun

Pairing:Thor x reader x Wanda

Plot: the reader and Thor get drunk at Tony’s party and end up hooking up in one of Tony’s guest rooms. Wanda walks in on them and the reader ask her if she wants to join them and she says yes

A/n sorry for any errors

“What do you think about this one” I stepped out of my closet so Natasha could see my outfit.

“Like someone wants to get some action tonight.”

“Obviously” I answered honestly. I haven’t had sex in over five months and it was killing me. I’m determined to have sex tonight. “That’s what I’m going for”.

“You know Thor’s coming tonight. I heard him and Jane ended things for good, maybe you can hop on that Asgardian dick tonight.” Natasha winked at me. She knew I had a past with Thor and by that I mean we had a sin filled weekend in a hotel while on a mission. It happened when him and Jane were on a break.

“Maybe, he’s pretty wild in the sack.” I replied as I put on my heals. “Not to mention he’s well endowed” I bit my lip as I looked at Natasha.

“He seems like he’d be well endowed” she got up and and made her way towards the door. “Well I have to go get ready for the party. If I don’t run into you at the party I jut want to say that I wish you luck on your conquest to getting laid tonight.”

“Thanks” I blew her a kiss before she left, leaving me alone so I could do my makeup.

*time skip*

The party was in full swing, there were so many people that I couldn’t find Thor anywhere. An hour later I gave up on finding Thor and I started to drink shot after shot while I shamelessly flirted with random men at the party. Halfway through my conversation with a guy that I’ve already forgot his name I spotted Thor drinking with Steve and Sam.

“Excuse me” I shuffled my way through the crowed until I reached them.

“Hey y/n, haven fun? I saw you chatting it up with that guy, he seems nice.” Steve smiled but I noticed Thor became serious as Steve’s comment.

“I am now. I’m with my favorite men” I began to hug them. “Oooo what are you guys drinking?”

“Asgardian mead” Thor held up his flask.

“Oh can I have some?” I held out my cup.

“Only a drop, this is the strongest thing in Asgard” he poured some in before drank all of it at once. “You are something else little one.” he laughed as he rested his hand on my waist. Throughout the rest of the night I was glued to Thor’s side while we got drunk off his mead. His hand never leaving my waist as we talked to people at the party.

“Let’s go sit down somewhere” I looked up at him and pouted.

“Of course lady y/n” he lead us outside where it was abandoned. That was thanks to Tony because he specifically said that if they weren’t avengers that they were not allowed in the outside area. He sat down on one of the couches Tony has outside while I sat on his lap him. His hands were caressing my stomach as I rested my head on his shoulder.

“You know what I was just thinking about” I broke the silence. “Our weekend in budapest” I moaned at the memory.

“Oh yes I’ve replayed that memory in my head hundreds of times.” I felt his left hand making its way between my thighs.

“I’ve never cum that many times in one night.” I felt him hardening so I rubbed my ass a bit just to tease him.

“You have quite the lungs on you. I’ve never been with a woman who was as loud as you in my life. I was quite disappointed that we have not done it since.” I turned to see him, only to be greeted by his lips.

“And who’s fault is that? You got back together with Jane two days after. And I refuse to be the other woman.” I playfully glared at him.

“I’m sorry lady y/n, I was blinded by memories I shared with her. But not anymore, we are done for good. I want to be with you and only you lady y/n” I continued to kiss him as his hands were making their way up my dress. “Be mine”

“I’m all yours Thor.” I rubbed my ass against his crotch harder “Let’s go to one of Tony’s spare rooms, we don’t want to put on a show for Tony’s guests.” I got up and got Thor’s hand as we went back inside. We were making our way towards the elevator when I could hear Natasha and Tony telling us to “get some”.

“What did he mean by that?” Thor asked as we entered the elevator.

“It doesn’t matter” I pulled him down into a kiss as we went up to were the bedrooms were. once the door opened Thor picked me up by my thighs as carried me out of the elevator and into the abandoned hallway.

“Where to?” Thor breathed heavily as I started biting on his neck.

“Any room, these are all Starks spare rooms” I moaned as Thor pushed me up against the wall. I sucked on his neck more as Thor managed to open a room and stumbled inside. “Careful” I bit his ear as he kicked the door closed. He tossed me on the bed before he started to get undressed. I started to do the same until Thor pulled his pants and underwear down, exposing his well endowed member. “You’re bigger than I remembered” I bit my lip before I finally removed my last article of clothing.

“And you’re just a gorgeous as I remembered” Thor smirked

“I want to taste you” I crawled to the edge of the bed and got ahold of his cock. “Let’s see if I can fit you in my mouth”. Thor stroke my hair before I took him in my mouth.

“Mmmmm” Thor moaned as I pumped whatever I couldn’t fit in my mouth. I moaned as well as the tip kept hitting the back of my throat. “Your mouth is glorious.” He commented as he got ahold of my head and started to thrust into my mouth, making me gag a bit.

“You like fucking my mouth?” i started sucking on his balls as I continued to pump his cock. “You’re close aren’t you?”

“Yes I am” he pulled back and I laid down waiting for him. In a matter of seconds Thor pounced on me and started leaving opened mouth kisses on my neck. He grabbed his cock and teases my entrance before slamming himself inside me.

“Thor ! ! !” I clawed at his back as he got ahold of the head board and started fucking me faster.

“There are those screams I missed” Thor’s voice boomed as he was going faster and faster, making the bed move with his movement. “You sound magnificent”

“THOR ! ! ! !” I screamed louder and louder.

“Is everything alright in-” we heard Wanda’s slur her words. “Oh my I’m so sorry”

“Do you want to join us?” Wanda’s been my best friend since she moved into the tower and I knew she was also in a sex rut. That’s why I invited her.

“You want her to join us.”

“Yeah I mean look at her, she’s gorgeous. So what do say Wanda” we looked back at Wanda. “Do you want to join us?”.

“After what I heard outside” Wanda started removing her clothes before she joined us. “I would love to” Thor pulled out and Wanda leaned in and kissed me.

“I like this” we broke away and looked at Thor

“Wanda lay down for me so I could taste you” Wanda did what I asked and I got between her legs, my ass was in the air for Thor. “I’m not done with your cock yet, fuck me until you cum inside me” Thor got behind me and slammed himself back inside me and I started to go down on Wanda.

“Oh” I looked up and noticed Wanda’s eyes were closed as I started sucking on her clit before inserting my fingers inside her. I felt Wanda’s fingers tangled in my hair as I matched Thor’s pace.

“ Lady y/n I am very close to cumming” I felt Thor’s hand on my shoulder.

“Do it Thor, cum” I looked back at Thor for a second as I buried my face between Wanda’s legs and started fucking her with my tongue.

“Agh Y/N ! ! !” I felt Thor cumming inside, prompting me to moan into Wanda’s pussy.

“Oh god y/n don’t stop” Wanda panted but I pulled away.

“No, cum all over Thor’s cock” I gave her a kiss before we got off the bed so Thor could lay down. Wanda hovering over Thor’s cock once he was laying down and started sinking down onto him. “Go slow” I warned her.

“Oh god he’s big.” Wanda’s voice cracked a bit as she took more of him in.

“That’s it Wanda, nice and slow.” I got behind her and started kissing her neck. “You got this” I cupped her breast as I watched Thor.

“You feel fantastic lady Wanda” Thor smiled at Wanda once he was fully inside her.

“Now start moving” I whispered into her ear

“Oh god” Wanda moaned loudly as she began to ride Thor as I laid down next to him and started to kiss him.

“Is she fucking you good Thor? I know she’s enjoying fucking you. Look at her, she’s loving your cock.” I spoke into his ear as he held me close to him as I touched myself to my best friend fucking my now boyfriend.

“Yes she is.” Wanda leaned forward and started kissing Thor. She had one hand on his chest and the other slapped my hand away before she replaced it with her own.

“No I’m ok, just keep fucking Thor” I slapped her hand away. I held my breath as I watched Wanda broke her kiss with Thor and started bouncing on his cock.

“THOR !” Wanda screamed as I could hear how wet she was.

“Cum inside her Thor, cum inside my best friend” I egged him on as I watched Wanda gripping Thor’s waist.

“WANDA ! ! ! !” Thor shouted

“YESSSSS” Wanda threw her head back as she came shortly after Thor.

“That’s it” I ran my hands over Thor’s stomach. “Fill her up Thor, look how hot she is cumming. She’s cumming just for you.”

“I came for you as well y/n” I could faintly hear Wanda as she got off Thor and got on top of me and started to kiss me.

“Nope I’m top” I rolled us over so I was on top of Wanda and started roll my body against her’s as we continued to kiss. “Thor aren’t you going to join us?” I broke my kiss with Wanda so I could look at him.

“I’m quite enjoying the show you two are putting on for me.” Thor replied as I noticed he was playing with himself.

“But we want you involved” I pouted before Wanda grabbed my face and started kissing me again. I smiled into the kiss once I noticed Thor got up. He pulled us we were at the edge of the bed. I felt him settling himself between our legs and before I knew it he plunged right into me.

“Thor” I moaned as he fucked me a few times before he pulled out and started fucking Wanda.

“Oh yes” Wanda moaned as well before continued to kiss and enjoying Thor taking turns as he fucked both of us.

“Yes yes yes AHHHHH” Thor shouted as I his cum on my ass. I got off Wanda once Thor was laying down on the bed. I laid down on one side while Wanda laid down on the other. Thor wrapped his arms around us as we curled up next to him.

“Thank you for letting me join you guys.” Wanda thanked us as she started peppering Thor’s chest with kisses.

“Trust me, it was our pleasure” I got ahold of Thor’s chin and pulled him into a kiss.

“Yeah it was our pleasure lady Wanda” Thor pulled away and started kissing Wanda while I started kissing Thor’s chest. We took turns the rest of the night kissing Thor.

*the next day*

“Maybe they’re in- holy shit” Tony’s voice woke us up. “Nat Wanda is with them.”

“Not so loud, I have a hangover” Wanda complained.

“Well well well, looks like you guys had fun last night.” Natasha pointed at me and Thor “And you even got Wanda involved” Natasha snickered.

“Can you guys leave” I groaned.

“Fine, fine I see we’re not wanted.” Natasha laughed as she dragged Tony out of the room.

“I’m so sore but I had fun last night” Wanda got up and started to get dressed. “We should do it again some time”

“I would like that” I smiled at her as Thor pulled me close to his chest.

“As would I” Thor replied as we sat up

“I guess I’ll be going now” she kissed both of us before she left.

“She’s the only other female your allowed to have sex with and I have to be present for it.” I instantly said once Wanda left.

“You’re the only female I want to be intimate with” he kissed my forehead “she’ll join us on special occasions”.

“Like my birthday?” I asked knowing my birthday was a month away.

“Yes for your birthday” I pecked him on the lips. “Rest up, later on today I want to take you to Asgard so you can meet my family and friends. ”

“Ok” I closed my eyes and went back to sleep.

anonymous asked:

Well who do you think are the most skilled female rappers? Like could you give me a few I don't listen to any female rappers rn and I want to here some good ones

Do you mean khiphop or just hip-hop in general? I’ll do hip-hop in general because female rappers can never get enough promo.


  • Snow Tha Product
  • Lola Monroe
  • Tink
  • Talone
  • Lucci Vee
  • Remy Ma


  • Tymee
  • Cheetah
  • KittiB
  • Pup
  • Miryo
  • Giant Pink
  • Heize
  • Sleeq

I feel like I’m forgetting a lot on both of these lists but for khiphop there’s this REALLY amazing site called and this is the site I ALWAYS go to check out and learn about korean female rappers. I also have more in my “female rappers” tag but most of those I learned about from the website. 

I Need A Date

Prompt ~ #210 “Just pretend to be my date.” and #167 “I could kiss you right now!”

Extra ~ Jason Todd x Reader

Note ~ Cliche wedding date for ex’s wedding, I didn’t like how it came out, kinda crap

You were horrified when you received the invitation in the mail to your ex’s wedding. He probably sent it to spite you that he was over you and you weren’t. Which is not entirely true, sure he dumped you but you got over him…after some time. But you couldn’t go to the wedding without a date because that would mean he won and you were not going to let him get the victorious feel of winning. There was only one problem in the way, you don’t have a date. You only had a few days before the wedding date came and you didn’t have any friends that were free on that day to be your wedding date. Then a name bubbled up into your mind.


You quickly hopped into your car and drove over to his apartment, you walked up the flight of stairs and knocked on the door. The door opened up with a smiling Jason on the other side.

“I need your help.” You quickly spilled out, you walked in to his apartment and laid on the couch.

“What did you do?” He asked as he lifted your legs up, sat down and then placed your legs on his lap.

“I didn’t do anything, I just need you to do me favor.” He clicked the TV on with the remote and began to surf the channels.

“What favor?” He finally settled on a rerun of ‘Friends”.

“Just pretend to be my date.” You felt him stiffen at your words, “Please it’s my ex’s wedding and I need to show him I’m over him, please.” You pleaded and gave him your best puppy dog eyes.

“Ugh fine, you know your puppy dog eyes always make me say yes to what ever you want.” He grumbled you crawled over to the end of the couch and hugged him.

“Thank you so much this is why your my best friend.” You cheered happily as he blushed as you hugged him.

“Wait don’t tell me the ex is Alex?” You pulled away from the hug and nodded your head.

“The jerk who dumped you after he cheated on you?”

“Don’t remind me.” You laid back down on the couch grumpily.

“Well were going to show him.” Jason smirked


You dressed up in a beautiful black dress and matching heels, you put on some light make up and curled your hair. You looked quite sexy if you do say yourself, you waited for Jason since he said he would come to pick you up. You heard the roaring of the engine, you walked out your house and spotted him in the driveway. He looked handsome, he was in a black suit his hair still wild but it always looked fine as it was.

“You look wow.” He said his jaw open and his eyes gazed up at your body up and down.

“Take a picture it’ll last longer.” You joke as you got on the back of his motorcycle and wrapped your hands around his waist. Jason didn’t have a reply to that so he rode off to the destination of the wedding reception.

Jason helped you down the motorcycle and held your hand as you both walked in to the venue. You had to admit it was decorated beautifully, you spotted the bride she looked nice, she was decent looking but it did kinda of hurt you that he had settled for her and that he decided you were not worth it.

“Hey smile, you should be proud I’m your date.” Jason tried cheering you up as he gave your hand a squeeze. You smiled back at him as you both sat down at an empty table.

“Hey Jason I-” You were cut off by his lips meeting yours, at first you were shocked but then quickly kissed back. You pulled away with a shocked expression but from the corner of your eye you saw Alex. You turned your head to his direction with a fake smile plastered on your face.

“Hi Alex, it’s great to see you. It’s been a while hasn’t it?” You smirked at his slightly angered expression.

“Its nice to see you (Y/N) you look great.” He began to check you out making you uncomfortable.

“Doesn’t she always look great? I’m Jason her boyfriend.” Jason stook his hand out for Alex, Alex shook his hand with face of annoyance. Alex said his good byes and walked off.

“Thank you so much Jason! Did you see the look on his face.” You thanked him, “I could kiss you right now!” You exclaimed out of joy

“Well why don’t you?” Jason smirked as he grabbed your face and kissed you, you kissed back this time, his slightly chapped lips kissing your soft ones with passion. You pulled back a small smile on your face.

“What was that for?”

“Well I just like kissing you I guess.” Jason replied as he cupped your face with his right hand.

“It seems that I like pretending to be your boyfriend.” He added as he leaned in closer.

“If you like it so much why not just be my real one?”

“I think I’ll take you up on that offer.” He closed the space between the two of you.

Some days when it’s hard it’s nice to get out. I’m really not one to talk, because I’ll be the first to hole myself up when I’m in a bad head space. Still if you can go for a walk, hop on the tram, get a cup of coffee, visit somewhere you like, just do it. If you can’t that’s okay and you can do something for yourself at home. Do a load of laundry, clean the bathroom and take a long shower, do the dishes so you can have one less thing to worry about, and be kind to yourself. You are beautiful!

Let me tell you about living in the South. I HAVE SEEN SOME SHIT.

Let’s talk bugs. FUCKING BUGS EVERYWHERE MAN. And not just bugs.

GIANT CRICKETS. Not pretty little Mulan crickets in no fancy ass lantern. And when you get them, you don’t just get one.

You get a damn HOUSE OF HORRORS of these hopping mutated shits. AND THEY BITE.

But no, we can’t just have fucking Teenage Mutant Ninja Crickets in our home. No, we also get spiders. Black widows (with poison bites), brown recluses (with poison bites). EVERYWHERE. Mowing your lawn? Have a spider. Cleaning your closet? SPIDER. The best?

This giant hairy monster called a wolf spider, which happens to just LOVE living in houses, particularly closets. Particularly in CLOTHES at damned ELEVEN AT NIGHT FUCK YOU SPIDER. And they’re HUGE.

Not so bad, you think. Every place has spiders and crickets. I’ll just go camping and enjoy the scenery, not stay inside. First of all, it’s so hot in the South it’s like we’re living under Satan’s ballsack. Second, WOODS? Do you KNOW what’s up there?

How about this little LIAR. A rattlesnake.

It’s SUPPOSED to rattle and be like, nah bro, I’m here, don’t step on me. But THEY DONT ALWAYS RATTLE. And then you’re going to rush to some hospital in the middle of NOWHERE and just be hoping they have some anti-venom within thirty miles.

But you’re still wanting to risk death and hike? Yeah. Hopefully you don’t run into a MOUNTAIN LION.

Because if bears and poison plants and snakes aren’t bad enough, let’s just have a giant CAT with fucking sabre-tooth tiger teeth. Is it the Pleistocene period? Nope, just the South.

Fine, you think. I’ll go to a lake or some shit. I’ll go swimming. Will you? WILL YOU?


Meet the alligator gar, whose sole purpose in life is to FUCK SHIT UP.

Conclusion: Fuck it all, I’m moving.