Yandere head cannons for Bulkhead and Wheel Jack? Either them tag teaming or pitting against each other in secret to get their affections love.
Let’s go with tag teaming, because best friends should learn to share, right? ;)
Bulkhead by himself is not nearly as bad, but it’s Wheeljack who really brings out the worst in him.
Wheeljack is the first to recognize that they both have feelings for the same human, and rather than try to ruin their friendship over it, he’s suggests the idea of trying to pursue you together. Bulkhead is a little wary at first, but he eventually agrees.
Now that Wheeljack doesn’t have to worry about stepping on any toes, he’s free to openly flirt with you, often acting as a wingman for Bulkhead who usually can’t form two complete sentences when it comes to this sort of thing.
The sudden change catches you completely off guard. You had no idea either of them had any interest in you, much less both of them! It’s a bit strange at first but nonetheless flattering.
With Wheeljack’s help, Bulkhead slowly becomes more confident about flirting with you, especially once he knows you’re receptive.
They are both your overprotective boyfriends, and they’ll wreck anybody who lays a hand on you.
As much as he might prefer otherwise, Wheeljack takes things slow with you, not wanting to scare you off or make you uncomfortable. It’s not an easy feat though. Whenever his urges start reach a boiling point, he slips off to the Jackhammer for some much needed alone time.
Wheeljack also ropes Bulkhead into doing things such as tapping your phone frequency or secretly following you home, always using the same excuse that it’s for your own safety. Eventually Bulkhead just stops questioning the ethics of what they’re doing, knowing that keeping you safe is more important than his own scruples.
They don’t normally get jealous. When it happens it’s usually due to Bulkhead’s insecurities about himself. He might pout for awhile or make a fool of himself trying to get your attention back, but that’s about it. Wheeljack is more subtle. He keeps it all in until he finds an opportunity to get the perpetrator alone. After that (surprisingly) they don’t seem interested in talking to you anymore.
They are very found of physical affection, Bulkhead especially. It’s not uncommon to find you sandwiched between them as you all sit down for an Earth flick.
They only time either of them come off as just a bit overbearing is when it comes to your protection during a mission. They’ll forbid you from leaving the base unless it’s an emergency. And don’t think about trying to fire up a ground bridge either, because Wheeljack has no qualms about locking you in the Jackhammer if you try anything…
I honestly don’t know what to say, this is such a big deal for me!
A huge, gigantic thanks to all my followers who have stuck with me for these great few months! I want to give an extra special thanks and shout out to a few people:
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i like how when mark throws hot sauce in josh’s eyes, he tells everyone that it’s just a little harmless fun and josh is supposed to “take it like a man” but then he goes BALLISTIC when his bed is tampered with just a little…
hmm inch or resting…
This blog has been running since around January, and 7 months in we have achieved so much! From one person running the blog to now four!
We really appreciate every single one of you and giving us words of encouragement when we had little issues.
We hope you continue to support us in the future and give us much love. We would also like to just welcome ROSE again! She is our latest admin and we are really happy to have her on the team soooooo we will smoother you with our weirdness