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Like A Boss: Writing A Resume

Resumes are possibly the hardest things you’ll ever write. Who knew one little page could be so problematic? Here are some of my tips on writing an effective resume: 

  1. The purpose of a resume is to get you an interview NOT a job!
  2. Formatting is HUGE! 
    1. You will want to use 1-inch margins all around (if you have a lot to fit use 0.5 margins all around).
    2. Do NOT use Microsoft word templates. Recruiters can spot these a mile away and most of them don’t scan well.
    3. Use bullet points instead of long block paragraphs.
    4. 12 pt Times New Roman is always a safe bet.
    5. Centered at the top should be your name in all caps with your city, state, zipcode | phone number | email underneath (this is for U.S.). 
    6. All your dates should be aligned to the right side of the document.
    7. Your sections should be in bold and should be: education, related academic experience (if applicable), work experience, volunteer experience, acknowledgements, skills. You can rearrange these sections depending on which you think are stronger. 
  3. Content is IMPORTANT 
    1. Use parallelism in your bullets. For example they should all begin with action verbs (think: managed, conducted, analyzed, derived, and so on). 
    2. Use similar wording to what they used in the job description. If in the job description they mention analytical skills 3 times your resume better say “developed analytical skills by…” somewhere.
    3. A good way to structure your bullet points is to start with what you did, followed by how you did it and ending with why you did it.
    4. If you don’t have much work experience you can totally use projects you have done in courses that directly relate to the job or internship you are applying to.
    5. CUSTOMIZE YOUR RESUME TO EACH JOB YOU APPLY TO!! 
  4. Printed Resumes
    1. Use nicer quality paper (think slightly heavier paper or paper with a higher cotton percentage). 
    2. Make sure the paper is not wrinkled or has any kind of damage to it. 
  5. NO TYPOS
    1. Recruiters receive many more resumes than they care to look at. Do NOT get tossed in the trash pile because of a simple typo. Read and reread your resume to make sure it is error free! 

If you want someone to give a quick once over to your resume feel free to send it my way! 

Please Buy the Korra Comic

Hate being a shill. Cause I’m all for reading scans of comics online. But I would like to provide a little lesson on comics for those not in the know. Comics are probably the shakiest form of entertainment media. Movies video games, music all mainstream sorts of properties expect to push numbers in the millions. Remember a few years back when Square Enix said the tomb raider reboot under preformed when selling “only” 5 million copies in the opening weeks?

Comics are another story entirely. I’m using numbers from last December, but know that they’re pretty standard. The top selling issue last December was Justice League: Suicide Squad at 179,000 issues sold. The rest of the top ten sellers average about 100,000 with # 10 selling 85,000. When we get down to #100 in the top sellers list, we’ve fallen t0 27,000. And below the top one hundred sellers, issues take a nose dive with #200 selling just 8,000 copies. More people will see a movie in the theater in my city in one day then pick up that comic.

And here’s the thing. Of those top 100, sellers, over a third of them were number #1 issues. It’s a sad truth in comics, that the highest selling issue will almost always be the first of a series. After that, it is a guaranteed loss. A series will sell progressively less and less issues as time goes on. You know the saying? Two things in life are certian, death and taxes. Well a third could be comics sell less and less as they go.

Now, Last Airbender, seems do have done well for itself. But I would like to stress how vital it is that the people who are interested in a comic, go out to read it. Fans of the Legend of Korra we know what it’s like to be screwed by the executive’s and studios. If dark horse see’s the numbers of the Korra comics dip, or not meet their expectations, they may not hesitate to end the series. The folks in charge, aren’t dumb. Sites like tumblr show the following of any given IP, and they will expect to get a reasonably large following for this series. 

So please. I beg of thee fans! Do not, wait for the scans of the pages to appear on the internet. If you are able, buy the series when it comes out. If you are unable to because of money reasons, try to spread the awareness for the series. Do what you can. Show the moneyed powers that we care and that this series will be loved with a fanbase devoted enough to make it worth their while to keep the series alive for years to come. I made a post about this awhile ago, but it is a dream of mine to ten years from now look on my bookshelf and see five or more omnibus’s of the Legend of Korra. I’m thirsty for that dork and her engineer and friends and I know thousands of others are too. So to be cheesy, YOU HAVE THE POWER. KEEP KORRA GOING!!!

Imagine a wild night in Rome with your husband after the last day of JibCon.


Characters: Jensen x Reader

Warnings: fluff, Jensen gyrating(Yes it’s a warning), SMUT, some dirty talk

Word Count: 1.9k

A/N: I  able to work this into my 30 Days of Jensen and Dean (That has gone on ENTIRELY too long.) This is fic number TWENTY-FOUR. The line, “Bring me some pie,” was requested by @percywinchester27. It was supposed to be fluff, but you can’t always get what you want. ;) This is just smutty, smut because all of the JibCon photos got me WORKED UP. (sigh) I also promised Ana so gyrating Jensen and this was the perfect opportunity for it. Not so much obviously drunk Jensen, but it’s hot either way. ;)

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Matty’s Interview with The Sunday Times Style

I wish I had a teenage daughter. Why? Because here I am with Matt Healy, the frontman of the 1975, who has just offered to take his shirt off in order to give me a tattoo tour. There’s the one dedicated to his nana; his mum, Denise “Loose Women” Welch, is on his foot; his dad, Tim “Auf Wiedersehen, Pet” Healy, is on his arm; and his brother, Louis, on the back of a calf; there’s the one dedicated to William Burroughs, the author of his favourite ever book, Queer; then there’s the one on the inside of his left wrist… of his passport number. “I got bored of being constantly woken up by a woman offering me a landing card while my tour manager, who always carries my passport, is conked out somewhere behind me. I thought it would be useful. It’s really all I need on a plane.

Welcome to the world of the 1975, whose second album, I Like It When You Sleep, for You Are So Beautiful yet So Unaware of It (yes, really), went straight to No 1 in both America and the UK last year, and who won the best band award at the Brits in February. They have just announced that their third album, Music for Cars, will be out next year, and when we meet they are about to go on tour, kicking off in Mexico and ending in July at Latitude Festival in Suffolk, where they will headline alongside Fleet Foxes and Mumford & Sons. If you’re not familiar with their music — think Pete Doherty mixed with One Direction, maybe — it’s probably because, like me, you’re too old. That said, Mick Jagger, whom the band supported when the Stones played Hyde Park in 2013, is a huge fan — so fond of their hit single Chocolate, he has been known to put it on after dinner for guests.

Yeah, I remember that gig,” says the 28-year-old Healy, with a faint Northern accent. “It was before I had my eyes lasered and I wasn’t wearing my glasses. Pointless. There were 50,000 people there and I could only see about four of them, but out of the corner of my eye I could just make out this gyrating figure and it was Jagger dancing to Chocolate. Mick Jagger — can you f****** believe it?

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The pros and cons of dating NCT 127

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Anon: Hey! Love your blog and your writing style! I think this is a bit of a tough request, but I request it to you because I believe you’re the one who can answer it the best. To safe you some time and stress, this is for NCT127 :) What are the pros and cons of dating each member? Like what would be the good things and what would be the difficulties? Good luck on your exams! Love Anon❤️

Thank you for the request! This is literally the fastest I’ve done a request because I literally loved this request! And thank you for thinking that I’m the best for this! I just hope that I’ve answered it correctly and that toy enjoy reading it!

The rest of the members are under the cut because this is a very long post lol. But sorry about the length of Mark and Haechan’s, I was in a rush to finish them so I didn’t get to spell check them!

Please request more units/members if you’re interested!

You can find the pros and cons of dating Ten here!


Taeil:

Originally posted by planettaeil

Pros:

  • Chivalrous - Taeil, being the oldest member, is probably going to know how to treat his girlfriend/boyfriend. He’d be well-mannered and considerate, always making sure to open doors for you, pull your chair out before you sit to eat, having a hand at the palm of your spine to reassure you of his presence. Everything about him seems so traditional and gentlemanly and no doubt he’d be a total sweetheart in a relationship. He’d make you feel like a princess/prince in your relationship, as he’d always be putting you first and making sure to be polite as to not make you uncomfortable. 
  • Stable - This one, again, I think comes with age and experience. He’s not like the younger members who might suddenly decide to change everything in their life and be totally unpredictable. He knows what he wants from life, he knows how to get there and he knows that there’s no point in committing to something pointless. At least in a relationship, you’d know that Taeil was in in for the long-haul; he’s not here for some petty fling or a couple months. He’d want the whole marriage and kids and growing old together kind of thing, and that would provide reassurance and stability in the relationship, knowing he’ll be completely faithful and loving. 
  • Passionate - Although Taeil is slightly more on the introverted side and therefore probably wouldn’t show much skinship or physical affection to his S/O, he’d still be a very passionate person. He’d yearn for the physical affection in private, loving the skin contact and initiate moments. That being said, he’d probably also be quite passionate in bed and have a side to him that most people would not expect. It’d be comforting knowing only you got to see this side of him. The fact that he’d open himself up to you, physically and emotionally, would be a honour.

Cons:

  • Often distant - Being an introvert, would mean communication in a relationship would come harder to Taeil than someone more open. He’d like his quite time and being by himself. He’d be used to not opening up and keeping it to himself. Sometimes he’d subconsciously close himself off you, not speaking or texting you for a few hour or even days at a time. It’d be hard. You’d think he wasn’t interested in you anymore or that you had done something wrong even though you hadn’t. He wouldn’t realise this though, which would always cause a few arguments and complaints from you when he decided to speak to you again. 
  • People-pleaser - Maybe this is just a trait of introverted people, but I think he’s the type to want to please everyone. He doesn’t enemies or grudges held against him. If someone asks him for himself, no doubt he’ll do it. This would be quite irritating in a relationship. At the start of your relationship, you’d find out that he was still close with his exes, which you didn’t really like. It wasn’t because he was still interested them, but because he literally couldn’t bring himself to tell them that he wanted to be left alone. Although you’d love his big, warm heart, sometimes people would take advantage of it and he’d continue people to keep hurting him because he wanted to please them - and that would pain you a lot, to see the love of your life getting hurt time and time again. 
  • Easily provoked - Again, maybe this is just a trait of quiet people, but Taeil, I see as having a short temper. I know this kind of contradicts my point above, but hear me out lol. With people he really loves and cares about, he only wants the best for them. Therefore if they make a decision or do something he disagrees with because he thinks it’s going to backfire on them, he’d get angry very quickly. He’d be snappy and sarcastic, and find it hard to understand why they would make just a “daft” decision. Likewise, if someone criticised his life, he’d get angry. It’d be quite annoying for you as you’d always have to be careful with your choice of words.

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Did you know that? : Monsta X 2nd Anniversary Edition 

Happy 2 years to Monsta X! 🎉🎂 I wasn’t quite sure about what to make this year so I decided to make this gifset containing a fact about each member. These all came directly from what the members have said themselves over the last two years! Now let’s get started on a message~ Thank you guys for the past 2 years and for many more to come. I have never been more invested in a group and honestly, I haven’t paid attention to any other new groups after you guys. I’ve fallen so hard for you since the very beginning. You’re my number 1 and you’ll always be. ♡ Thank you for all the love you give us Monbebes. Despite the hardships that you guys go through, thank you for continuously providing quality music and for all your hard work. All of you are so full of charms that stand out in their own unique way. You guys make us proud to call ourselves Monbebes. Just like how you look out for us, Monbebes will always be there for you. Congrats on 2 years!

I Give Up - part 28 FINAL (A Baekhyun Series)

“The pictures are out.”

Those four words held so much power. You felt a definite tremor inside your chest as you watched Baekhyun’s face closely. He had looked up into your eyes when he said it and his hand gripped his phone. It jumped around as he waited for something to load, staring down at the small screen with his eyes darting around and his bottom lip held tightly between his teeth.

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Character: Buck Vu

From: The OA

Representation: Trans male, character of color

Their Importance: Buck Vu is a representation of trans people that is usually not seen in media. Most media will pick fun of trans people, while characters in the OA (with the exception of Buck’s father) don’t make a big deal, or any deal out of the fact that Buck is trans. Not to mention, he is a trans character of color, an Asian trans character nonetheless, who is portrayed as not only a very important character, but a character with a personality outside from being trans. The fact that he is pre/beginning to transition is really powerful too. Usually in media we see a lot of transitioned, older trans people, and to have younger trans characters who might not look 100% cis is great. It shows that there is no wrong way to be trans. Personally, for me, Buck Vu is my number 1 trans icon, and I will always look up to him as he made me feel so right with myself as the person that he is.

Thank you to @spacerangerdanger for the write up!

Masterlist

Figured this may help if you like my writing. Requests are open.

Smut = **
Requested = ~

5 Seconds of Summer

25 Days of Christmas
Because Christmas is my favorite holiday

Michael Clifford:
The Other Hemmings ( Part 1 **  /  ~ Part 2 )
Broken Home ( Part 1 ** / Part 2 ** / )
The Bet ( Part 1 / )
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Insecure
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Coming Out (Dad!Michael)
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  The Setup (Virgin!Michael)

Ashton Irwin:
Opposites Attract
(Virgin!Ash)**
Who Did This
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Daddy’s Birthday
(Dad!Ashton)
You Can’t Sleep (Part 1 / Part 2)
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Rumors (Hockey!Ashton)
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Bun Head
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Oh, Princess (Daddy!Ashton)**
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Mr. Irwin (Teacher!Ashton) **
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Jealousy **
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Number Three (Dad!Ashton)
Table for One
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Never Have I Ever (Virgin!Ash)**

Luke Hemmings:
Birthday Surprise
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Partition
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Bad, Good Boy

The Birthday Boy (Part 1 ** / ~ Part 2**)
No Promises
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The Wedding

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Needy (Dad!Luke)
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Don’t Hurt Yourself (Part 1 / Part 2)
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Closer
Long Night

Calum Hood:
Pre-Wedding Jitters
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I Have to Pee
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Football Lessons ( Part 1 / Part 2  / Part 3**)
Jealousy’s a Great Look on You
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Broken Promises (Dad!Calum)
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The Back Room **
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Roommates **
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Video Games **

FanFiction
Ashton Irwin:
Brother’s Best Friend

Luke Hemmings:
The Other Girl

Nathan Adrian:
Hey Stranger

Gang!5SOS

Threesome:
Cashton
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Let’s Go Camping**
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Netflix and Chill**

Cake
We Had a Deal**

Muke
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Caught **

Malum
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Skinny Dipping **

Fivesome:
Challenge me - 5SOS **

Preferences

They Help Your Boyfriend Propose 
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He Finds Out You’re Ticklish
5SOS Preference Series

Blurbs

Blurb Night
9/5/16

Michael Clifford
~ Listen Baby Girl

Nathan Adrian
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“I think I’m in love with you, and I’m terrified.”
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“They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly it seems quite dangerous.”
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“If he’s going to treat you like shit I’m going to kick his ass.”
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“Please, don’t give up on me.”
“My parents asked about you.”

Other

Nathan Adrian:
~ Stormy Weather
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He Can’t Love You Like I Do (Part 1** / Part 2**)
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I Told You So
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Poolside Adventures  (Part 1** / Part 2**)
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Unwanted Surprises (Part 1 / Part 2)
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Age is Just a Number
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Surprise *
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Thank You for Loving Me **

Smutty Masterlist

A collection of my favorite smuts that I’ve read.

anonymous asked:

wait what is the thing with 2202? like why is that number significant?

In an interview back in 2012 Harry unlocked his phone to show what his last message was (or something like that) and his password was 2202

So people started speculating that it might be his and Louis’ anniversary.
2202 = 22/02 = Feb 22 (2011) Today on Feb 22, 2015 #HappyAnniversaryLarry was trending on Twitter

So let’s backtrack a little. What happened on 22/02/11? Well supposedly Harry and Louis spent the whole day together and in the middle of the night on Feb 22/23 Harry randomly tweeted Happy Valentine’s Day X X X

Now for some fun coincidences. On Feb 21, 2011 (or 22 depending where you live) the Mutual We’ve Discussed It interview was released. It was filmed on Jan 13, 2011

And of course, today Feb 22, 2015 ALWAYS IN MY HEART REACHED 1 MILLION RETWEETS.

I don’t know if Feb 22 is their actual anniversary. But it’s funny how the date 22/02 keeps popping up. Louis voice: Big believer in fate.

How To Be A Good Med Student In The Clinical Years

A doctor once told me that the best instrument we have is medicine is the retrospectoscope.  Basically he was saying that often it is easier to make sense of things when looking back from the vantage point of the future.  This is true of life too.  After being an intern for two months I suddenly understand what things make for a strong med students, and what things do not.  Unfortunately, I feel like I lacked many of the qualities that would have made me a helpful med student.  Though I cannot rectify my own mistakes, perhaps I can pass my advice on to future generations of third and fourth year medical students.  I now present, how to be a good clinical med student:

  1. Show up.  This seems obvious.  When you are there to work, then be there to work.  It is so frustrating when medical students are mysteriously absent all the time (only to be found later in the cafe or cafeteria) or when they are there but totally disinterested in what is going on.  I understand that sometimes as a medical student things get slow - like when the interns are putting in orders and notes or when there is a slow call day.  But at least bring something to read.  Don’t play Pokemon Go.  Don’t spend all day on Uworld.  Make an effort to learn real clinical medicine.
  2. Take initiative to learn.  When I was a third year I would wander the hospital to find learning opportunities.  I made friends with the telemetry nurses and they started a folder of good tele strips to give me each day.  I would go to other teams and see if their patients had good exam findings.  I found the cardiology fellows and asked if they had good patients with murmurs.  There is so much learning that can happen if you are willing to experience it.  Now, referring back to number 1, make sure you always let your residents know where you are.  Personally, I would be ecstatic if my students went to hunt down murmurs rather than playing Pokemon Go. 
  3. Read your patient’s chart.  This can be very helpful and will make you look like a star.  Residents are busy taking admissions and sometimes don’t have the time to hunt down records that are three and four years old.  You can stand out by doing that  Look at a patient’s past hospital notes or their specialty clinic notes.  For example, you might be able to alert the resident that an old echocardiogram demonstrated a below normal ejection fraction, which in turn might change how much fluid the patient is given.  Or perhaps you found that during a hospitalization in the past the patient became delirious and needed a one-to-one sitter.  Find ways to add information in a helpful, non-prescriptive, non-judgmental way.  I guarantee your reviews will benefit.
  4. Read about your patient’s condition.  Even if you just browse Medscape, UpToDate, or some other curated source, make sure you understand the basics of your patient’s primary diagnosis.  If they are there for heart failure, read over the basics of treatment.  If they have autoimmune hepatitis look up some info on diagnosis and prognosis.  These things will get noticed, especially when you ask intelligent questions on rounds.  Do not be like a med student I had who, when asked, reported for 4 straight days that he had not read about his patient’s disease.  He instead responded he was too busy with Uworld so he would get a good shelf score.
  5. See your patients.  I literally had students who, on rounds, tried to present without actually having seen the patient in the morning.  This is a huge no-no.  Get to work early enough to see your patients, review their labs, and their overnight events.  
  6. Practice your presentations.  Even if it is on your own or with other medical students, spend time working on your presentation skills.  Heck, even ask the residents to watch you.  I would be happy to do that for any of my students.  Unfortunately, none have taken me up on that offer and instead bumble through their presentation each day making the same mistakes.  By the end of medical school you need to be able to make a good presentation. 
  7. Spend time working on note writing.  Compare your notes to your residents’, your attendings’, and the specialists’.  Everyone has a different style.  Look at lots of notes to determine a style for yourself.  
  8. Forget all the step 1 stuff you learned.  I find many students perseverate on the terrible stereotypes and patterns they see on step 1.  Not all black people with cough have sarcoidosis.  Not every patient with acute kidney injury needs urine eosinophils.  These are good associations, but realize that step 1 has little overlap with real clinical medicine.  Take those associations with a grain of salt. 
  9. Don’t just look for zebras.  I cannot tell you how many times students opt not to follow a patient because the case “doesn’t seem that interesting.”  The majority of medicine is made up of mundane and common diseases such as heart failure, pneumonia, COPD, cirrhosis, etc.  It is pretty rare to get the exciting cases, like disseminated histoplasmosis or a crazy paraneoplastic syndrome.  A lot of learning can happen on cases that are “bread and butter” medicine.  Make sure you follow those cases too. 
  10. Be gentle to your interns/residents.  The transition from 4th year to being a doctor is swift and brutal.  It is easy to criticize when you aren’t the one taking 5 admits.  Find ways to help your intern/resident, because in return they will help you.  I learned this lesson the hard way my 4th year, when I unintentionally threw an intern under the bus while trying to look smart.  Afterwards she took me aside and reminded me that she controlled much of my fate while I was a student under her.  I learned my lesson and we went on to become very good friends.

The clinical years of medical school are daunting.  You constantly feel like a tap dancing monkey, trying to impress people you barely have time to get to know.  But personally, I am not looking for someone who knows everything about everything.  That’s why you are in school.  The best thing you can get out of third and fourth year is how to do a good history and physical, how to write good notes, and how to triage patients.  The best students are interested, willing to learn, and know their patients well.  If you keep that in mind, the clinical years are much simpler.  I promise, if you follow your patients you will learn much more than just doing qbank questions.   

Best of luck on your clinical rotations.  Don’t make things too complicated.  At the end of the day have fun, treat your patients right, and keep an open mind.  The learning will happen whether you recognize it or not.

Success (Blurb)

Just a little fluff on a Monday morning. :)

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You were still buzzing when Harry finally managed to unlock the front door and usher you inside. There was very minimal amounts of alcohol in either of your systems, but that wasn’t what was making you buzz.

He was number 1.

Harry’s song was number 1.

Granted, the actual Billboard numbers hadn’t been released yet, but it didn’t matter. You and Harry both knew the numbers and how incredible the song had done in even the first few days. Besides, to you, even if he didn’t hit number 1 on the Billboard charts in the first week, it wouldn’t matter. Harry was more worried about longevity, and you knew that he would be around as an artist for a long time. You were proud of your boy no matter what position he charted.

It took about five seconds after you stepped into the house to realize how tired you were. You and Harry had been out all evening with family and friends, celebrating the release of the song, and while much fun had been had, it was getting very late and the after effects of the wine were starting to hit you.

You yawned as you bent down to pull your boots off, and you heard Harry chuckle and place his hands on your hips.

“Don’t fall over, love. At least let me get yeh into bed before you fall asleep.”

“I’m fine,” you said, standing up and shrugging off your jacket, “It’s just been a long day.”

“Good day though?” Harry asked, wrapping his arms around your waist and pulling you close to him.

“Mmm,” you smiled.

His lips pressed against the side of your neck as he buried his head in your shoulder. He was tired too - you could tell - but you knew he was incredibly excited about how well-received his song was. You could feel him relax when your arms went around his back and started scratching lightly through his shirt; your other hand went up to slide through his hair, massaging the back of his scalp.

“Mmm, baby,” he moaned, “You’re gonna put me to sleep on your shoulder. Feels good.”

The weight of his body was starting to become hard to hold, so you gently pushed him up and pecked his lips quickly with your own.

“Let’s go to bed, love,” you said, “You need your beauty sleep.”

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Originally posted by raquel-lostgirl

posted 4/25/17

request? yes
    I LOVE YOUR MONTY IMAGINES!!! Can you please write and emotional Monty x reader, it would mean so much!

and

“ Can you do a SAD Monty x reader imagine! Thank you!!!

and

“ REQUEST! Can you write a sad Monty x reader imagine?

pairing(s): montgomery x baker!reader , hannah x sister!reader

warning(s): um, sad? mentions of hannah’s death, and a suicidal thought

a/n: 2/3 requests are from my other blog so enjoy !
+ i’m not sure if this as sad as you guys expected, but i tried so it’s the thought that counts
++ please know that my inbox & messages are always open if you need someone to talk to. trust me, i know what it’s like to feel alone and think that there’s no one to talk to, but please just keep in mind that i’m always here and that i’m more than willing to talk to you if you need help. xx

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“Right now, you are still only a sprout of a great big eye-catching flower. That flower is small for now, but very strong. What kind of flower will bloom in the future is up to you.”

Happy Birthday to the future ace, Sawamura Eijun! (15th May)

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So funny story: back when my friend and I were playing Twilight Princess for the first time (we were 11/12 mind you) we fought the second boss COMPLETELY wrong. We basically just shot at him, never really using the chains + magnetic floor. There were a number of reasons for this:

1) the TV we were playing on was super dark - clearly we hadn’t adjusted the lighting settings well enough like it tells you to before starting

2) He had a big glowy spot on him - that’s almost always the weak spot that you aim for in bosses in Zelda.

3) We were caught up in the usual Zelda rule of “item from dungeon helps beat dungeon boss” so we stuck to strictly arrows. Iron boots didn’t occur to us because we got those BEFORE the temple

Needless to say, it was… “impressive” that we beat him at all :x

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FULL MASTERLIST

everything all together for you all, arranged newest first - oldest last

* = over 500 notes      ** = over 1000 notes

C H A P T E R E D   F I C S :

ONGOING:

Yours  *

CHAPTER ONE

CHAPTER TWO

CHAPTER THREE

Welcome To Fucking Hell - Paranormal AU

ALL CHAPTERS


The Plan - Spy AU *

ALL CHAPTERS

Experiment 17 - Halsey/5SOS AU

ALL CHAPTERS


S M U T :

Three/Four/Fivesomes:

FIVESOME • Help? PART ONE - PART TWO **

CAKE • We Need To Talk About Luke     NEW

CASHTON • baby, the loveliest angels make the cruelest demons **

MALUM • My Master and Mistress - Sub!Cal+Master!Michael **

MUKE • Good Girls - PrisonConvict!Muke AU **

MASHTON • Mix-Up PART ONE - PART TWO - PART THREE **

Ashton:

3am PART ONE - PART TWO - PART THREE *

The Waiter: Stripper!5SOS Series **

Yayo Daddy PART ONE - PART TWO - PART THREE - Greaser!Ash AU **

Candy Canes - Daddy!Ash **

Get Out *

Jawbreaker - Hockey!Ash AU *

Werewolf!Ashton - Halloween!5SOS Series **

I Missed You

Mr Irwin - Teacher!5SOS Series **

Wanna Bet PART ONE - PART TWO **

Charity Shop

Table Tennis - Sub!Ash

Outside? *

Home Alone

Calum:

Single - BadBoy!Cal AU *

Shameless **

Pacify Her - Jock!Cal AU **

The Policeman: Stripper!5SOS Series *

The Master’s Encounter - 1920s AU **

Fuck! - Dom!Cal **

Different? - Sub!Cal *

Ghost!Calum PART ONE - PART TWO - Halloween!5SOS Series **

Mr Hood - Teacher!5SOS Series **

Wet Dreams **

Pizza

Luke:

The Boss: Stripper!5SOS Series **

The Laundromat Debacle **

Bad Girl **

Fuck Good Guys **

DarkAngel!Luke - Sequel Teaser - Halloween!5SOS Series **

Mr Hemmings - Teacher!5SOS Series **

Kiss Me PART ONE - PART TWO PART THREE /UNFINISHED/ *

Pranks **

Handcuffed *

Michael:

Caught In A Web PART ONE - PART TWO - Criminal!Mikey *

The Firefighter: Stripper!5SOS Series **

Good Boy/Good Girl - Switch!Mikey **

I Made Breakfast **

Demon!Michael PART ONE - PART TWO - Halloween!5SOS Series **

Truth *

Mr Clifford - Teacher!5SOS Series **

Nerf Wars *

Beginners Luck

House Party

Camping *

Shawn Mendes (NEW!) :

It’s Always The Quiet Ones *

Text AUs:

1. You Want To Leave A Social Situation But Luke Doesn’t Catch On As To Why *

2. You and Ashton struggle to contain your urges for each other when he’s away - light Daddy!Kink *

Blurbs/Imagines/Preferences/AUs:

4/4 His Orgasm Face (Visuals) **

4/4 Song Request: Rejects//5SOS - BadBoy!5SOS *

4/4 How They React To Your Nipple Piercings *

4/4 How They Dirty Talk

How Ashton Reacts When You Squirt - Daddy!Kink *

Ashton Gets Over Protective - Daddy!Kink *

Ashton Fingers You With The Boys In The Next Room - Daddy!Kink *

What Ashton Is Like In Bed *

What Calum Is Like In Bed

Car Sex With Calum

What Luke Is Like In Bed *

Luke Tries To Teach You Guitar - Teacher!Kink *

What Michael Is Like In Bed **

The ‘Guess The Body Part Challenge’ with Youtuber!Michael

Mikey Fingers You In Public *

Hooking Up with BadBoy!Michael In School - Highschool!AU

Submitted:

Caught Wet Handed - Luke Hemmings smut by sweetpotatoeypie

Mistletoe - Luke Hemmings smut by stvllermuke

Galaxies - blind!Michael Clifford smut by icecxve

Camp Counselor AU - Michael Clifford smut by highmaintancelowquality

Lap Dance - Any Boy smut by a-love-like-clifford

Vibrations - deaf!Michael Clifford smut by icecxve

Kitten - Michael Clifford smut by ought-to-be-studying

F L U F F / O T H E R:

Ashton:

My Boyfriend Does My Makeup

Song Imagine: Screen//twenty one pilots - Punk!Ash

Calum:

Calum Loves You & Your Piercings

Airplanes - Army!Calum AU *

Soulmate AU *

Au Naturel *

Drop Dead Hood - Calum Smut Teaser

It’s Always Been You

Luke:

Soulmate AU *

Amnesia *

Wherever You Are

Michael:

Soulmate AU

WEAR CONDOMS (includes kissing) *

Drunk and Snuggly

Unpredictable

Text AUs:

1. Calum Decides What He Wants For His Birthday *

Blurbs/Imagines/Preferences/AUs:

Numbered Blurb Masterlist (4/4)


4/4 Elemental!5SOS AU *
4/4 Demi/GreekGod!5SOS AU *
4/4 Hogwarts!5SOS AU *
4/4 Divergent!5SOS AU *
Merman!5SOS AU / Pirate!ATL AU
4/4 HighSchoolAU
4/4 Daddy!5SOS First Day Of Kids’ High School *
4/4 You’re Shorter Than Him *
4/4 You’re Tall
4/4 You’re Feeling Sad And He Cheers You Up
4/4 Song Request: Do I Wanna Know // Arctic Monkeys
4/4 They Say I Love You For The First Time
4/4 You Are Good With Fans Even Though You’re Nervous
4/4 You’re Pregnant MASHTON - CAKE
4/4 How You First Meet
4/4 Your Favourite Song To Listen To With Each Other
4/4 Fighting And Making Up *
(Any) You’re Sick And He Came To Look After You
Honeymoon Mini Series: Ashton
Dating Ashton Would Include… **
Meeting Ashton At The Airport
Ashton Wants To Cuddle But You’re Busy
Ashton And You Meet At A Halloween Party
Daddy!Calum + Daddy!Luke
Honeymoon Mini Series: Calum
Dating Calum Would Include… **
Calum Left You And Your Baby, But Wants To Be Part Of Your Life Now
Calum Catches You Singing
Honeymoon Mini Series: Luke
Dating Luke Would Include… **
Luke Goes Shopping With You
Luke Watches Your YouTube Videos And You Meet At Vidcon *
The Boys See Love Bites On Your Neck And Tease Luke **
Luke Accidentally Chains His Bike To Yours *
Tutor!Luke
Honeymoon Mini Series: Michael
Dating Michael Would Include… **
Pumpkin Carving With Michael
You’ve Been Raped Before And Tell Your Boyfriend Michael (TW)
BadBoy!Michael Being Whipped For You *
Stargazing/Rooftop Snuggles With Michael
Michael Asks You To A Dance

Submitted:

Rainy Days With Calum (blurb)

One Last Dance - Michael Imagine

Can’t Pin Me Down

- Calum Imagine by

@dreamingof5sauce


Natural Sugar

Summary: I didn’t know that she is your daughter, I’m so sorry. I thought she lost and I invited her to my house. Then I realized your number hanging on her bag, and I calld you right away. But would you like to stay and drink a cup of coffee? Because you’re fucking hot.

Pairing: Lawyer!Bucky x Teacher!Reader

Warnings: Fluff, tooth-rotting one, swearing

Word Count: 1.960

A/N: Thanks a lot for the love on my first shot Underwear Crisis! I hope you like this one, too! Daddy Bucky is always a kink for me, enough said.

Part 2: In a Very Dark Coffee


Originally posted by little--batman

You looked around as you felt like someone was watching you. And then you noticed a little girl, walking aimlessly in the school’s park; her eyes were watching the road, like she was waiting for someone to come to pick her up. You furrowed your brows, you wondered, if she has a family. You’ve been working at this school almost two years now, but you can swear that you’ve never seen this gorgeous little lady before.

You took a deep breath as your feet making their ways to the girl. When you reached to the girl, you put your hand on her tiny shoulder, causing her to jump.

“Hey,” you said. “Are you okay?” The girl sniffed, you realized that she had been crying all the time. Fat tears rolling on her pink cheeks, making her beautiful green eyes shine with tears. You felt a heaviness on your chest and reached out to her to cup her cheeks.

“Why are you crying?” You asked her with a soothing voice. She sniffed again but didn’t answer. “Come here.” You grabbed her by the shoulders and embraced her. “Where are your parents? Is there someone to pick you up?”

This time, she nodded. “My daddy…” She said but tears rolled again, making her gasp. You rubbed her back, trying to calm her down, so she can speak with you more easily. “He said that he was gonna come.” She sniffed again. You dug your hand to your purse, pulling out a tissue for her. She took the tissue and murmured a broken thanks.

“Why don’t you come with me?” You offered. “We can call your dad when we got to my apartment.” You showed the sky. “You can’t wait under the rain.” She looked at you, her eyes was calculating you and your offer. She nodded, after a couple of minutes.

“Okay,” she said. She was only trusting you because you were working at her school and she was kind of admiring you. You were a pretty good artist for her, and she had always loved your drawings and your students’ drawings. You were a good teacher. “Okay,” she said again. You smiled warmly at her, got up to your feet and held out your hand to her.

“Come on, then,” you said while she was taking your hand and squeezing a little. “What’s your name?” You asked.

“Natasha,” she said. “But my daddy calls me Natka.” Rebecca smiled as she was talking about her father. Your smile got bigger. She really loves her father so much, it was very obvious.

“Nice to meet you, Natasha, I’m Y/N.” She smiled at you, her few front teeth were no place to found. “Such a lovely smile you have!” You commented her and watched her cheeks slowly painted to a cute pink color.

“Thank you, Miss,” she said shyly. You laughed wholeheartedly and helped her get into your car. You buckled her seatbelt and walked around your car to sit your own seat.

“Are you okay?” You asked her, looking into her eyes through the mirror. She nodded, there was still a small, warm smile on her lips. “Let’s go!” You said and started the engine.


“I love hot chocolate!” Natasha exclaimed as you offered her a drink and gave her a few options to choose. You gigled at her reaction.

“Hot chocolate, then!” You said, turned around to making her hot chocolate. “Natasha, can you bring me your bag? We should call your father, he must be wondered about where have you been.” Natasha nodded furiosly and ran into the living room. You laughed quietly, she was fire, it was very obvious.

“Here, Miss Y/N!” She held out her school bag. You dryed your hands, put the hot chocolate filled cup in front of her and took the bag. Opening few zippers and looking small place for a phone number, you found it in her drawing book.

“I didn’t know you have some good drawings!” You exclaimed as your eyes cathing one of her drawings. It was very good, the lines and colors were right on the point and it was making the drawing perfect. “Wow,” you said with an awe expression on your face. But you remembered her father and closed her book, garbbing the little piece of paper that has her father’s number on. You quickly dialed the number and waited for him to take the call.

“Hello?” A baritone, deep voice accepted the call. You blinked for a few times.

“Uhm, is this James Barnes?” You asked for a clarification.

“Yes? Is this about some new client? I’m full right now and I have things to do, like finding my little daughter in this goddamn city.” He sounded angry and sad at a time. You felt your heart broken about how scared he must be.

“Uh, it’s actually about your daughter, Mr. Barnes,” you said slowly. You heard a break noise and few horns.

“Is she okay?!” He exclaimed. You swallowed.

“Yes!” You said in a hurry to calm him down. “Yes, she is perfectly fine, drinking a hot chocolate.” Your ears picked a relived breath sound and your heartbeat slowed down a little bit. “I can give you the address for you picking her up.”

“Ye–yeah, that’d be great. Shit, I was freaking out about where the fuck she have been.” He murmured quietly but you heard. You gave him the address.

“It was raining and I just couldn’t leave her there alone.” You heard a quiet chuckle from the otherside, your stomach filled with butterflies with the sound –but you ignored it.

“Yeah, she has that ability to mesmerize people by just looking a little lost. Thank you, though. I’ll be there in ten minutes.” He closed the phone, when you said okay and you turned Natasha, who was playing with the few marshmellows on her hot chocolate.

“He said that he is gonna be here in ten minutes,” you told Natasha. “I’m just gonna change my clothes and come back, okay?” Natasha nodded and you ran off to your room. You got rid of the pen skirt that you had been wearing whole day and the blouse that hanging too loose on your shoulders. You felt relived when you were walking back to the kitchen.

And that’s when you heard the doorbell ring. Your heart skipped a beat for a second, and your brain wondered about his look. You made your way to your door while Natasha ran out off from the kitchen. You opened the door while you were –kind of– yelling her.

“Slow down! You’re gonna hurt yourself!” But, girl, did Natasha listen.

Папа!” She yelled and jumped onto the person at the door. Bucky hugged Natasha tightly.

“Hey, Коmенок,” Bucky murmured into her neck and looked right into your eyes.

And that’s when your world stopped spinning. Shit, you thought. Shit, this man is fucking gorgeous. His middle-lenght, dark brown hair was tucked behind his ears, five o’closk shadow stubble was covering his chin and part of his cheeks, but girl, it doesn’t hide his lips. They were sinful looking, plumpy and covered in some shade of pink. You swallowed hard and smiled at him a little forcefully. He pulled himself out of Natasha.

“Thank you for took care of her. I was stuck at the traffic and missed her time.” He shookt his head, a few locks freeing theirselves from behind his ears. His long, graceful fingers tucked them back at their places.

“I-It’s okay,” you managed. “We had fun.” You shrugged. Natasha nodded.

“Yes!” She exclaimed. “Miss Y/N and I had fun Папа!” Bucky laughed at his daughter’s excitement. You joined him and giggled quietly.

“Yeah, she look like a funny person,” Bucky said as his eyes were traveling head to toe on you. You felt your cheeks started to heating up and looked down. “But it’s time to go, come on get your bag.” He said as he was putting Natasha down. Your head snapped up at him, trying to find an excuse for him to stay more.

“Uh… It’s gonna rain heavily, why don’t you guys stay a little more? :It says that rain is gonna stop in a couple hours.” You offered to him.

Папа? Please? Can we stay a little more? I don’t wanna go hom just yet!” Natasha popped her redhead out of your back, her little hand clinging tightly on your comfy sweatpant.

Котенок, let’s go,” Bucky said in a stern tone. His eyes turned at to you. “Thank you but we should reall–“ A thunder growled behind him and the rain started to fall down to the earth roughly. “We should really stay inside, I think,” he continued his words with a different way. You giggled.

“Told you so,” you retorted. He shookt his head as he was laughing.

“I thınk we can stay a little more, yes,” he answered your question. Natasha giggled with the victory. You and Bucky both laughed at her. You turned to him.

“Coffee, Mr. Barnes?” He looked into your eyes intimately. You shivered under his piercing icy blue eyes.

“Yes, please,” he said. “And it’s Bucky, Mr. Barnes makes me feel old somehow and I’m just 32 years old for God’s sake.” You laughed at his words. He rolled his eyes.

“Okay, then, Mr. Barnes, this way.” He threw you a bitch-face and made you laugh a little harder. But there was a smile on his gorgeous lips.

“Seriously?” he asked. You shrugged playfully. He rolled his eyes again, knowing that you are going to conitnue this until he made you shut up about it.

“Any sugar to your coffee, Mr. Barnes?” You asked him, your eyes were shining amusement. Bucky smirked at you, checking around for Natasha with a quick glance, he turned his playfull-smirk into a devilish-smirk.

“Just put a little you in it, that’d be enough for me.” He teased with you. You froze at his words, almost knocking over the coffee pot in your hand. “Because I like my coffee with natural sugar in it, and I’m sure you’re one of them.”

“Really?” You whisper shouted at him. “Natasha is around, you know.” You reminded him with a roll in your eyes. Grabbing the two coffee glasses and putting them on the table.

“She won’t be after one and a half an hour later,” he said, shrugging. “She never skips a minute about her bed time.” He winked at you. You opened your mouth for somewhat respond but Natasha barged into the kitchen, with pens and her drawing book in her little hands.

“Miss Y/N can you teach me draw?” she asked you innocently. You looked at Bucky first, just to find hi smirking at you devilishly, and then you turned your eyes to Natasha.

“Sure, honey,” you said to her with a huge smile on your face. “Let’s leave your daddy in here, by himself and we have fun inside.”

“Okay!” Natasha said and ran into the living room. You got up to your feet and got ready to pass him.

Enjoy yourself, Mr. Barnes,” you said to him and left him there, and followed Natasha into your livining room. Bucky laughed at himself.

You were in trouble but the trouble he is in it right now, is bigger than yours. And he was okay with that.


*Папа: Dad
*Котенок: Kitten