you were so idiotic i can't even

lieutenantsarcasmscat  asked:

I saw you reblogged something about a cockroach cam, and it really threw me for a loop because your reaction was a positive one. I'm not exaggerating when I say that everyone I've ever known has always thought of roaches as gross, unsanitary, and creepy. Obviously you think otherwise, so could you please share why you like them? I'm genuinely curious and would love to be educated about them. (Or maybe you were simply calling the DISPLAY cute and I'm an idiot who can't interpret words correctly.)

I think it was mostly @kaijutegu who was calling them and the set up cute, but I don’t disagree that they can be endearing (even though I’m a spider sort of gal, myself). Roaches are just bugs, and pretty cool ones at that. They flourish really well in environments that correlate with low-quality human welfare (dampness, rot, food trash) but that doesn’t mean they’re inherently gross or unsanitary. 

I think that, if you want to know why people genuinely love roaches, we should get @crispbean and @speciesofleastconcern to weigh in!

anonymous asked:

Your Killugon Miraculous AU makes me so happy, but so angry. I'm sitting here yelling at my phone that 'He is Killua you stupid idiot!' or 'I thought you were smart Killua! That's Gon!' I can't even. I was wondering if you ever planned on an identity reveal and them getting together? Its driving me insane (in a very good way).

YES

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

You asked this at the perfect time because from this point on wards they start to get closer and closer to actually dating :DDD The next fic of the series I’m going to write is when Gon starts falling hard for Killua which IS VERY EXCITING AND I CAN’T WAIT TO WRITE IT!!!!!!!!!

And after that its only a matter of time till they become an ‘item’ :3 their identity reveal follows shortly! We had to get a general idea of how Gon and Killua and Ladybug and Chat all acted around each other to start things off, but things are going to start moving very quickly now. Me and @emthimofnight can’t wait to draw and write everything!!! We have so much planned for this au its going to be amazing~

Amaranthine (5/6)

Summary: Modern soulmates CS AU.  In which soulmates are rare, and those that have them stop aging at adulthood.  Rarer still – and dangerously conspicuous – are those that have special abilities.  Immortality and powers alike fade when soulmates come in close proximity with their other half.   In which Emma’s touch heals, and Killian’s kills.

Rated: M

Warnings: Language, violence, blood

Words: ~6200

Part: One, Two, Three, Four

Notes:  I want to say again how much your comments mean to me.  Every message has me desperately hugging a pillow.  Just one more part after this!  As ever, my love and devotion to @seastarved for her help with early drafts and for that edit up there.  And to @is-that-what-it-is and @high-seas-swan​ for reading through the final draft.

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Weeks pass, and the landscape settles into a particularly harsh, though beautiful, winter.  Ice storm after ice storm coats the bare branches and the pine needles in crystal.  It traps the lot of them at home more often than Emma would like. Not that she’s keen on going back to the city anyways.  And neither is Killian, the both of them content to test their fate-bound relationship where no one can see.  

The peace that’s settled is surreal, though it’s punctuated by odd little events.  For instance, every Friday evening, Killian – plied with rum and caramel candies and Emma’s fingers pressing gentle promises into the base of his spine – tests his power on David.  She makes light of it best she can, but a shadow still passes over his eyes when, inevitably it seems, David throws himself dramatically on the couch after the test fails.  

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Aokaga - Notice

They never noticed.

Aomine never noticed how whenever Kagami was around, he smiled more, his face morphing into a genuinely happy expression, albeit riddled with sarcasm at least 95% of the time.

Kagami never noticed how whenever Aomine was around, he would always cook something that the blue head had previously mentioned liking or wanting to eat.

Aomine never noticed how every time he met up with Kagami for something other than basketball, he always put some thought into his outfit, a feat Satsuki couldn’t believe even though she saw it once with her own eyes.

Kagami never noticed how his eyes always followed Aomine when they were at GoM gatherings, how he subconsciously wanted the blunette and craved his company.

Aomine never noticed how he always leaned into Kagami in the winter, stealing his warmth and inhaling that musky scent that was unique to the red head alone.

Kagami never noticed how his heart clenched with jealousy every time he saw Satsuki and Aomine playfully arguing with each other.

Aomine never noticed how he always took control of their routes to any destination, making sure to avoid streets with dogs on them.

Kagami never noticed how vulnerable Aomine was around him, how much he exposed himself to the red head and put himself out there, trusting him explicitly.

Aomine never noticed that all the emotions he felt around Kagami- burning jealousy of his comradeship with kuroko, adoration for the way he looked in an apron, respect for the way he played ball, concern for whenever he hurt himself- all of it summed up to love, an unyielding, undying, insatiable love for the red head that had captured his heart, something he didn’t even know he possessed.

Kagami never noticed how his growing feelings for the blunette were actually mutual, that he didn’t need to pine over something that was already his.

They were basketball idiots, emotionally crippled to the point where they really needed help.

They never noticed, but then they did.

Pansexuality
  • me: I'm pansexual
  • idiot: so, what, you're attracted to pans
  • me: yes, I am attracted to pans, I'm so glad you understand and didn't make this awkward at all, you seem so open minded. You know, the other day I was out shopping and there were so many pans, one of them was stunning I couldn't stop staring my mom thought I was insane but really, you should have seen it. I had to take a picture and I sent it to my friend, here look at this pan, how amazing is it, I can't even explain how in love I am, look at that handle wow so great. I don't understand how people are attracted to people, that's so weird, like what do you so when you are together

anonymous asked:

TJ has getting sick damaged your brain or is it all the weed? Why aren't you understanding why people are pissed at you? Why your DP channel in the past day has lost nearly a thousand patreons. People are upset because the one thing your fans liked about you was that you were an advocate of ALL free speech. ALL free speech includes ALL free speech. It doesn't mean what TJ likes as free speech. It means NOT blocking some random user that said something you didn't like! Can't you get that already!

We haven’t lost patrons, you idiot. I lost some subs on my channel. And it’s not even the worst loss. That would be when I attacked Soccer. So, apparently, far more people care about soccer than free speech (which, attention morons, nothing about blocking someone from a channel is anti-free-speech).

anonymous asked:

@Eric, the fact that when you were asked why you like Kyle, you just said, "A lot," and were unwilling to specify why, makes me take Kyle's side on this. If you really like him, you should be able to say why. You've already outed yourself, so why be hesitant to indulge us with information now? Unless the reason why you can't say why you like Kyle is because you actually don't, and Kyle is actually right that you're lying and making the whole thing up.

Believe whatever you wanna fucking believe, I just don’t feel like humiliating myself even more by pouring my heart out like a god damn idiot
- Eric

Potions

So vwyn19 made this gorgeous banner to go with these drabbles and I AM BESIDE MYSELF LOOK AT HOW CUTE THIS IS AND LOOK AT THOSE TWO GOLDEN BALLS! HUGE THANKS TO WAEN FOR THIS! 

Gintoki filed into the dank classroom right behind Hijikata – well, okay, he was kind of also stepping on the back of Hijikata’s shoes to make his heels come out. He was getting irritated growls and he laughed when Hijikata stopped short so that they ran into each other. It came as no surprise when an elbow found its way into Gintoki’s gut, but he still had to bite his tongue to keep a curse at bay. He also might have given Hijikata’s hair a yank, to which he received a stinging hex on his thigh and he really did curse at that one. 

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