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The Truth About 5SOS

5SOS is actually made up of a giraffe, a kitten, a puppy and a kangaroo. There is literally no other way to explain it.
(If someone could draw this, that’d be super awesome. Thanks) ❤️

My two cents regarding “shipping wars” in the One Piece fandom

Alright, I’ll get straight to it and always remember that I raise no claims to completeness. Also, I will take SaNami and LuNami shippers only into this as strawmen, since, as I’m a SaNami-shipper myself, these are the ones I see the most.

Disclaimer: Oh yeah, please keep in mind that, especially in the second part of this post, the “It’s great to have an opinion, but please don’t bother people thinking otherwise with it”-part ONLY (ONLY!), at least in this post, applies to shipping. Our world needs more constructive discourses about real problems (not gonna give an example, just open your eyes and pick your poison), shipping isn’t a real problem but something you do for fun (and it’s, until the work is finished, 100% up to your interpretation).

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sehun: *shoves mark* get out of here big kids only
taeil: do NOT harass my son you’re just bitter he can actually rap
suho: *throws his fanny pack* how dare you raise your voice at my child
taeil: *pulls up his socks* so you wanna tussle huh?

garethbail  asked:

hey! :) me and my ballet school are doing coppelia as our show and it would be really cool if you could give the story of it, like you did with giselle, thank you! :)

coppelia opens on this dude dr. coppelius 

dr. coppelius is sorta the town weirdo, much in the way that belle’s dad in beauty and the beast or doc brown in back to the future are the town weirdos. he’s an inventor, but no one knows what he actually does. all they know is that he has a hot daughter who sits in his balcony and reads all day, and like a rude lil bitch ignores everybody else in town.

maybe part of the reason why this family is so ostracized is because her name is coppelia, meaning that her name would be COPPELIA COPPELIUS. that’s like naming your kid john johnson or jacob jacobs. cruel and fucking unusual punishment.

entre swanilda, the cutest, sassiest fox in town. 

she’s fun and awesome and a little bit of a bitch. she comes raring to go out of her house and waves to coppelia, who like the little asshole she is, ignores her. of course swanilda gets a little pissed, starts shaking her fist at her (maybe shouldve just used one finger) and runs off to go hide to scare her boyfriend, franz, when he comes out. 

franz comes out, but, seeing that his girlfriend is not there, decides it would be better to flirt with coppelia in her window. he starts blowing her kisses and whattaya know this chick who has ignored everyone all day stand up all awkwardly and bitch starts WAVIN

franz of course is into it, until dr. c comes out of the balcony instead all overprotective dad style like “what the hell are you doing waving at my daughter” and franz is embarrassed 

swanilda, a little pissed, comes out chasing a butterfly cause she is adorable, and is once again pissed when franz catches it in his hat, but kills it and pins it onto his fucking vest. swanilda is pissed off by animal cruelty and stuff and runs out followed by her desperate puppy dog boyfriend

 in comes the villagers, who have to dance a little bit to show how happy they are, and the burgomaster. burgomaster is a fancy word for like an old timey mayor, and he has come to announce that they are getting a new bell. every couple that gets married on new bell day so of course the burgomaster turns to swanilda and is like “so beyotch you gotta lockdown on that franz dude yet”

swanilda is like “i dunno let’s TEST IT” and instead of seeing their compatibility by like comparing their interests or taking a quiz on match dot com, they use the age old tradition of shaking a dried up wheat, and if it rattles thats true love there bih. this dick kills helpless animals and flirts with other women but LET A WHEAT DECIDE IF YOUR LOVE IS TRUE THATLL ENSURE ETERNAL LOVE

the corn gives nothing because the wheat knows better about swanildas relationship than she does, and so swanilda leaves all like “fuck you franz this wheat knows more about our relationship than i do” 

so theres a little bit more dancing because HAPPY TOWNSFOLK but basically swanildas like ‘fuck you franz” and clears out to go sulk with her girlfriends. at this point dr. coppelius decides he needsto go get a drink to loosen up after doing lord knows what all day, and locks up his house to go to the local pub or whatever. a group of already drunk boys come out like “YOU WANNA TUSSLE DR C” . when girls get drunk, we compliment strangers in bathrooms and commit small acts of crime, while boys apparently feel the need to harass old men

in the ruckus, he drops his key, and swanilda and her girlfriends come out all like “let’s fuck some shit up and commit a petty crime ourselves” probably because swanilda is pissed about her boy problems and wants to do something reckless. with a lot of convincing the girls decide to commit GIRLS NIGHT OUT BREAKING AND ENTERING, the most fun a girl can have without alcohol involved

act 2 opens on the girls trying to get to the real goal of the night: seeing what the fuck is up with this flirty asshole coppelia. all freaked out because crime is scary, the girls venture into dr. c’s house, and seeing a shit ton of people inside, they do the only logical thing and cower into their fingers.

here we find out what dr. coppelis’ real job is- hes a doll maker. these arent real people they are hiding from in plain sight- thank goodness, because they would be totally caught like the dumb dumbs they are- but life sized dolls. not realizing that there is a pattern here, the girls still go to look for coppelia. 

they find her, once again reading behind a curtain, and at first freak out again. then swanilda is like “what the fuck we are already here, might as well be polite” and all the girls start to bow and exchange pleasantries with coppelia, only for this bitch to ignore them AGAIN. realizing that maybe there is more to this story than just that this girl really likes to read, swanilda touches this girl’s fucking skirt and gets all up in her damn bidness, realizing that she too, is in fact a doll.

(that’s ballerina speak for “bitch is a fucking doll”)

so they start moving shit around, setting the automated dolls in motion all yay petty crime before “shit shit shit shit he’s back.” the girls run around in a frenzy, dashing out the door or out the window or whatever as coppelius tries to whack at them with his cane, and swanilda, left behind by her no good bitch ass frands, is all like “SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT” before where does she hide but the coppelia closet.

dr coppelius is like “finally a peaceful night indoors” when what should happen when franz, the UNFAITHFUL LITTLE ASSWIPE THAT HE IS, decides to climb a ladder up to see coppelia because apparently if his real girlfriend wont pay attention to him, he must get off somehow. hes all like “please please im thirsty for your daughter,” and dr. coppelius, who has got some shifty business going on is like “damn son come sit have some alcohol with me” and DRUGS THAT SUCKER ASLEEP

his plan is to use magic to transfer franz’ life force to coppelia to bring her to life, because he is very lonely and everyone in town is mean to him AND YOU CANT BLAME THE MAN FOR SEEKING COMPANIONSHIP. too bad however, when he opens the curtain, it is not coppelia, but swanilda who has put on the doll clothes so as to better disguise herself. 

she realizes what kinda shit is happening here, seeing the spilled alcohol and the big book usually labeled something like “how to bring dolls to life for dummies” and is like okay better play along with this twisted wizard so i can save my idiot of a boyfriend. she starts to play around, acting as if she is the doll slowly becoming animated. she moves all jerky like when you try to get out of bed after a day of pilates, and then gets all speedy and real dancy and stuff because lets FUCKING GET DOWN WITH IT

dr. coppelius is so into the fact that damn is he good at magic or what that he does not notice that this is not the beautiful doll he fashioned completely with his hands, but the teenage girl who he made fun of earlier int he square when she was trying to wave at the aforementioned doll daughter. also, if you may remember, he did go to the pub, so he may be a bit tipsy as well.

as swanilda dances pretending to be coppelia she tries to knock some shit over, setting the other fucking weirdo dolls in motion so that she can try to shake franz awake while coppelius is distracted. in the midst of this giant ass game of playing some life or death fucking charades, she grabs her good for nothing fuckwagon of a boyfriend and SPRINTS THE FUCK OUT OF THERE showing franz that coppelia was only a glorified mannequin and leaving dr. coppelius with his broken, and now naked doll, the one precious thing in his life DESTROYED by horny and angry teenagers

the next day is the wedding celebration, and swanilda and franz are about to tie the motherfucking knot, despite the fact that he literally was trying to CHEAT ON HER WITH A DOLL the night before, when dr. coppelius comes in all like “ you broke into my house and vandalized my property and also possibily scared me for life.” swanilda offers him her dowry and then the burgomaster gives him cold hard cash, which shuts him up pretty fast, and the festivities begin

there has to be some dancing to honor the new bell, and most of it doesnt make sense, but basically the bell rings to remind the villagers to do shit because they dont have any DAMN CLOCKS. some lovely ladies dance to remind them for things like prayer- so they can have their Jesus time, morning- because nobody got any alarms there, and the waltz of the hours- which is all like remember that you got some real shit to do today.

they get married all happily and everyone lives on a little confused and worse for wear, but happier than before

*shuts down the three different story books i had to look into and the dvd of this ballet* and that is the ballet of coppelia