you two need to stop omg

“omg i love gay people, they’re like girl friends :)”

“you’re not like other gays”

“omg i have a gay friend, you two should totally go out!”

“i could totally turn you straight tho ;)”

“you’re too cute to be gay”

“have you ever tried not being gay?”

Using The Word "Sinning" Isn't Wrong

I feel like I need to clear something up. I see all these posts like “stop using sinning and saying u need Jesus when talking about gay ships. It’s homophobic” blah blah blah
I know not every shipper sees it the way I do, but I feel many others might, so let me try to explain right quick. We don’t use the word “sinning” to describe these otps because they’re GAY, we use it because the situation that we have put that particular otp in is incredibly sexual and sometimes disgusting. It has 0 to do with the sexuality or gender of the ship. Good lord, I once read a fic of my gay otp where one of them put a banana in the others ass while having sex (years ago, I was reading a lot of weird shit). Calling something sinning or saying “I need Jesus” when referring to a ship has fuck all about them being gay. It’s the incredibly graphic sexual situation we put them in that is the “sinning” part. If I read the stories I do now with straight ships, I’d still comedically call it sinning because of how vivid and graphic the sex is in these fics. If I were to watch a straight couple where one of them paddled the other one on the ass then proceeded to tie them to a bed post and fuck the day lights out of them while they were gagged, I would still end that with “Holy shit, I need Jesus.” Why the fuck do you think pictures or fics about two dudes cuddling is not tagged sinning??
We ship these ships because we love and believe in them. What, do you think we ship them, but then secretly we’re like “yeah these two are a beautiful couple, BUT THEY’RE SUCH SIN OMG THIS IS GROSS AND DISGUSTING I CANT BELIVE THIS.” I can guarantee, that is not the case. The “sinning” term is just our way of trying to convey that what we are reading is intensely graphic, so please stop making it seem like this term has anything to do with sexuality when IT DOESN’T. AT ALL.

anonymous asked:

Pros and cons of dating Daniel?

MY BIAS HDWIHDOIWUD this may or may not turn out to be an essay lmao


  • his smile hiS SMILE EEE
  • his eyes will curl up whenever he smiles and its literally the most beautiful eye smile in the world i tell you 
  • whenever you say something whether its a compliment about him or something cute he’d chuckle and wow his eyesmile 
  • sexy and cute at the same time you’ve got the best of both worlds 
  • when he gazes at u intensely making u all sweaty and nervous s a v e m e
  • you supporting daniel at b-boying and dance competitions 
  • whenever he wins something in his thank you speech he’d proudly thank you and then smile real big cos he gets embarrassed but is super happy at the same time 
  • now LET ME SAY HIS SHOULDERS are as board as the pacific ocean 
  • cuddling up to him and leaning against his shoulders on the bus soooo comfy 
  • dont forget those abs guys
  • a real gentleman too and very sweet to your parents 
  • opens the door for you, pays on dates, surprises you with cat keyrings and cat plushies
  • walking ??? cats together 
  • visiting cat cafes together and staying til closing time 
  • volunteering at animal shelters together 
  • in honesty tho he’s a very caring and lovely person and will do all that he can to care for you and make sure you’re happy 
  • i feel like he would take relationships seriously and pour his all into it 
  • also very sweet and humble like hes not the type to go on blabbing about his achievements
  • puts your needs and others before his and just genuinely wants to be helpful 
  • binge watching harry pote together
  • having competitions to see who has a better british accent with ong as the judge lmao 
  • ong thirdwheeling and taking pictures for you two lovebirds 
  • omg and he would always lend you his jumpers, hoodies and plaids
  • and he loves it when you wear his clothes 
  • ok i’ll stop tho i have 2189301 more things i wanna say tbh


  • ong and woojin will probs tease u guys so much 
  • he might be a bit scary when he’s angry 
  • i honestly think he really puts others before himself so he might hide it when things get hard for him :((

other wanna one members: minhyun (x), sungwoon (x), jihoon (x)

Cuddling with Haechan
  • okay, so the anon who requested this asked for something super fluffy
  • so y’all are informed okay
  • i miss this lil baby soo much i want to cry
  • he looks so beautiful in the trigger the fever performances i’m in love
  • but okay, let’s just start this
  • first thing first, everyone knows how clingy this smol being is right
  • he loves skinship and hugs and kisses and everything that’s fluffy and cute and soft
  • so he’s always down for cuddles, cuddling you is like his favorite part of the relationship lmao
  • he loves being able to caress your warm skin with his fingers as much as he wants and just sing softly a few songs in your ear
  • and he knows that when he does that it’s like heaven to you so <3
  • it’s indeed the perfect relationship yeah
  • and he gets really clingy for the rest of the day and just forget about him letting you breath because he’s never letting you go ever again
  • i need something like this in my life
  • but going to the story now !!!!!!!!!!
  • you were on a sleepover @ dreamies dorms
  • he wasn’t jealous at all of you being friend w them bc they’re stupid and don’t know how to treat a girl properly right
  • but he loves remindind them that you’re only his and he’s just so proud of having you so he’s not scare of showing his skinship in front of them
  • and them never really tease you that much because hE’S BASICALLY DOING IT ON PURPOSE HELLO
  • y’all ate together and played around the whole day
  • so when it’s bed time they’re all basically dead bc of how much they runned and played
  • but you and hyuck being the happy virus of the whole squad still had some energy left
  • ya’ll decided to sleep together in the same bed
  • and honestly, mark wasn’t dealing w/ y’alls shit
  • even if he sleeps in a separe bed it’s still the same room and that’s a no no from him
  • so he just slept in chenle’s room with mc ari and let him sleep with jisung in the living room lol
  • it was like one or two am and you just couldn’t sleep
  • and donghyuck being the perfect boyfie he is obviously stayed up with you
  • so both of you where there, laying in bed talking about random stuff and laughing like idiots
  • and from time to time you could hear jeno and renjun talking shit about y’all and telling y’all to be quiet lmao
  • but you started to felt bad bc baby hyuck was yawning every two seconds and he looked so sleepy
  • aww :((
  • “hyuck, you know that can sleep if you want to, right?”
  • “no, no, my baby needs me”
  • and hae has this habit of always need to cuddle someone when he’s really sleepy?
  • like unconsciously he would hold you closer to his body and grab your hands
  • and omg it’s the cutest thing ever, it always makes your heart beat at the speed of light
  • you snuggle closer to his chest and let him play with your hair
  • and from time to time you would leave little innocent kisses in his jaw and cheeks
  • and you could hEAR HIS GIGGLES OMG
  • “stop kissing me so much”
  • “why? you love my kisses”
  • “i do, but, what about,,,, i don’t know,, kising my lips next time?”
  • y’all didn’t had a first kiss yet and, omg you suddenly got so nervous
  • and you kinda wanted to kiss him too so
  • “i guess i can try”
  • so you cupped his face and looked at him
  • aNd he smiled at you and you couldn’t help but smile too
  • the only light there was in the room was the one that came from the room’s window
  • and let me tell you that the moonlight in his face made him look even more ethereal than he already is
  • your heart fluttered and you just went for it you know
  • slowly getting closer to his face until your lips meet his
  • you could felt a million of butterflies in your stomach and you gET SO FLUSTERED AW BABY
  • and he felt the same things i swear!!
  • he placed his hands around your figure and omg his touches did help you calm a bit but tbh he was just as nervous as you were
  • but your lips felt so good and omg he was in cloud 9
  • when you separate both of you started to giggle and blush like to smol kids
  • and, i mean, that’s basically what y'all are anyways so
  • he hugged you and you could hear his heart beating so fast and you get so soft omg
  • “thanks for this, you cutie, i adore you”
  • “i adore you to, babe”
  • “we should definitely have this goodnight kisses more often, but not only at night but like every hours of the day, what do you think”
  • this kid istg
  • i love the idea tho
  • y’all finally get sleepy and cuddle each other to sleep <3
  • this is so cute, i think i’m dying
  • but anyways the end
  • <3 i hope y’all like it a lot bbys

I hate the whole women cooking = duty versus men cooking = art

It’s such a shit thing to live by. One of my friends has a single dad for a parent and everytime she mentions that he does the cooking everyone is all like “omg that’s so cool! He’s amazing omg” but if she had a single mum, no one would bat an eyelid. Two things to take away from this:

1) Stop infantilising grown men. They shouldn’t be praised for basic skills.
2) Stop treating women like every household chore is easy and natural to them.

Women have been making art out of food for centuries and people need to realise that real quick.

I will always forgive you (Peter Parker x Reader) (Part II)

Part 1:

Request: Omg!! Van you do a Part 2 Of the Imagine where Peter and reader break up please I’m in love 😍😍 // I NEED A PART TWO TO “STOP CALLING ME” PLEASE AND THANK YOU // Good job on Stop Calling Me, In the future, would you possibly try to make a part two of it? I’m just curious

A/N: I really like the way this turned out, and that makes me happy, since I had been kind of off for the last two days, not liking what I was writing! Hope you like this one as well!

It had been two weeks since your fight with Peter, and you had been trying your best to avoid him, which hadn’t gone so well, seeing he took every chance he got in school to try to talk to you. You were not mad anymore -just sad and lonely. You had friends at school, but the person you had always relied on was Peter, and now he was gone. He was gone and even if he had hurt you, all you wanted to do was crawl back into his arms. But you couldn’t. You couldn’t, because he would hurt you again, and you wouldn’t be able to take it this time.
Sitting on your table and doing your homework, you had your music at full volume, something you could only do when your parents weren’t home. You were softly singing the lyrics, trying not to focus on how much they related to you. Why are all the songs about heartbreaks?, you thought, skipping to the next song. Deciding you were uncomfortable in your normal clothes, you decided to put on your pajamas and order some pizza.
Thirty minutes later, you were laying on the couch, watching Friends and texting some of your friends. When you heard a knock on the door, your got up from the couch, took some money from the counter and opened the door, assuming it would be the pizza guy. When you saw the shoes you had bought half a year ago, you went to close the door, but couldn’t, since a hand stopped you from doing so. Taking in a deep breath, you looked up, finding Peter’s tired eyes looking directly at yours.
Please’ he said, ‘let me in for five minutes, and if I don’t convince you to forgive me, I’ll be out of your life forever’.
You didn’t know what to do -let him in and risk getting hurt again, but also having the chance of being happy, or just make him leave and not risk getting hurt at all, but loose him for good?
Before you could even comprehend what was going on, you had already let him in, looking at the ground. You wanted to be mad -you needed to be mad if you didn’t want to fall under his spell and forgive him no matter what he said; but you couldn’t bring yourself to it. He was your Peter, and you knew he always meant well.
‘Go on’ you whispered, hugging yourself trying to, somehow, feel protected.
‘I don’t even know how to start. I had this huge monologue ready, and now I can’t even remember how it started, so I’m just gonna improvise. I’m sorry, okay? I know I am the most enormous jerk you have possibly ever met, and that you don’t deserve to have me treating you badly. I know that you deserve way better -heck, I can’t understand how you even agreed to go on a date with me when I first asked you. You are so beautiful. It always makes me smile to see you laugh, or to see you smile even. I had never felt this way for anyone, and I don’t think I ever will again. You are my lover and my best friend. Well, you were. I just -I want to always hold you close and protect you from everything that happens in the world, to be your shield. I want to be there when you need me and when you don’t -just be close to you no matter the situation. And, somehow, I always manage to fuck it up and break your heart when you don’t do anything wrong. I always manage to fuck it up and have you be mad at me; and I know I deserve it -I know I deserve to have you hate me, to have you want me far from you, but it hurts. It hurts so fucking much. I don’t even want to think about how much it must hurt you, because I looked for it -I looked for the pain, but you didn’t. You were only amazing and perfect, and I managed to fuck up everything we had. I’m so sorry. I don’t expect you to forgive me and go back to normal -I understand that. But I do hope that you agree to at least think about it -think about forgiving me at some point in the future. Even if you only want to be friends -it will hurt, but it will be better than nothing. Please. I’m sorry that I’m such I mess. And I promise-no, I swear, that I will never hurt your again, no matter how difficult times get. I swear that I will be there if you need me, and that you will always be my first priority. And I swear that I won’t fuck up ever again. But plea-‘ you cut him off by kissing him hardly, tears in your eyes, and wrapping your arms around his neck. Oh God, how much you had missed him.
He automatically put his hands on your waist, pulling you closer until there was no space between you, and kissed you back, smiling into the kiss.
You both jumped as you heard the doorbell, and pulling apart slowly, you smiled and said, ‘I forgive you, Pete. I will always forgive you’, and opened the door to finally see the pizza guy.
Two hours later, you were both asleep on the couch, legs entwined and the pizza box on the table. When your parents arrived, they saw you two and smiled, thinking that their little girl was finally happy again.

NCT Dream Reaction | When you’re absorbed in a book and not acknowledging them

Mark: He asks you a question several times only to get no response. Lowkey annoyed, he spams your phone even though he’s sitting right next to you until you finally can’t take the buzzing and bleeping and pick it up. “…are you serious mark” “u wouldn’t answer me i had to do it” “…yes my mom likes roses why the frick do you need to know”

Haechan, Jaemin: he’s highkey annoyed that you’re not paying attention to him, tbh. Pesters you with aegyo, poking, anything he can think of to get your attention. When you finally sit your book down with a huff and ask what he wanted, he only smiles at you sweetly. “Please pay attention to your lovely boyfriend ily <3″

Renjun: Lol if ur into your book then he’s probably into his drawing. It’s a mutual enjoyment of silence while also being near each other. If he really needs your attention tho and u arent answering he’ll probably break out the tickle attack until you’re dying from laughter and in danger of drowning from your own tears.

Jeno: Wiggling. Lots of wiggling next to you. Stares at you until his eyes dry and about fall out. “…do you need something?” “Attention” You might as well put your book down and give the lil bean some attention because he probably won’t leave you alone until you do xD

Chenle: *screeches until you finally acknowledge him* “…cHENLE STOP SCREAMING WHAT DO YOU NEED!?” “are we out of milk i cant find it” “omg Lele yes we are Haechan drank the rest yesterday sheesh >>” 

Jisung: “babe. baby. hey. hey hey hey. hEY Y/N. HEY DOOFUS” “wHAT” “ily” “>> ur two seconds away from getting whooped im at a good part” “*blinks innocently*” “smh”


i’ve decided a few days ago to stop shipping them IRL once SP ended but this scene suddenly appeared like 





Friends to Lovers with Jaehyun
  • bro i’m so sleepy rn
  • why i’m always so sleepy it’s not normal anymore istg
  • but anyways, jaehyun uhm?
  • my first bias ever in nct <3
  • well, that was before i saw ten in nct life in bangkok and fell i love with him lol
  • actually i was watching it today because i missed hansol a lot and omg :’) i love ji hansol so much he’s such a king
  • why do i always end up talking about hansol, omg anyways, let’s just begin this
  • ok, let’s start saying that you weren’t feeling too well that day
  • actually, you were having a terrible day and you were a 100% ready to punch anyone in the face who would talk to you
  • you were getting late to your class that day and the bus you always take didn’t even show up
  • and you were basically running from an extreme of seoul to the other one
  • so when this stranger bumped into you and accidentally spilled all his hot coffee in your shirt u weren’t happy at all 
  • first of all, jesus christ that shit it was hot
  • “oh my god, i’m really sorry are you okay?”
  • you looked at him with nothing but pure anger and actually though about punching him in the face but you ended up being a nice person and just ignore him
  • “do you want me to walk you home so you can change? maybe i can give you my sweater”
  • “i’m fine, i’m getting late i can’t talk now”
  • and you were going back to the direction you were going to but guess what
  • this weird guy just followed you
  • “you’re going to catch a cold if you walk like this in such a cold day, do you seriously don’t want my sweater?”
  • “it’s just a cold”
  • you definitely had a strong personality and that really atracted him for some reason?? even if you were treating him like shit lmao
  • he followed you the whole way while talking about random stuff but you weren’t giving any attention at all
  • even when you entered to your university and then went back five mins later because you were too late he was still there
  • “you couldn’t do it? oh, then i guess there’s nothing we can do, well, maybe i can walk you home so you can change and then idk buy you a new t-shirt”
  • you were so tired of hearing his voice already but for once you agreed to him because 
  • “if i agree would you shut up a little?”
  • “…..maybe”
  • and he didn’t but you still couldn’t pay any attention to him either and he was getting tired of your shit i mEaN
  • “listEn,,,, i’m sorry okay? what do i have to do? i’ll buy you new clothes and a breakfast if you want to just give me a little attention here”
  • you looked at him and omg you finally realized how handsome he was??
  • like imagine walking by his side and just turn your head and have jung jaehyun looking at you in the most sincere way you can think of with the sun rise in the back
  • spoilers HE LOOKED E T H E R E A L I’M
  • “my name is y/n, normally i’m less moody but my day was just too fucking horrible today”
  • “i’m yoonoh and i already introduced myself like twenty times but you weren’t paying me attention”
  • and he made you laugh a little
  • in such a horrible day like, what?? i-i laughed¿???
  • y’all kept talking about the normal stuff
  • things related to your studies and to his job and blablable
  • boring things u know
  • after you went to your house and changed your outfit for one that was more bomb and cool he took you to a really nice cafe
  • y’all had breakfast together and paid for e v e r y t h i n g
  • you kept talking and getting to know each other and then you went shopping!!!
  • i’m so jealous
  • also, i feel like jaehyun would be really sincere while shopping?? like
  • “that color is ew with ur skin color but bby try this one, it would look bOOmb af believe me”
  • but omg he would compliment you non stop once you find idk a dress or something that’s actually good on you and omg
  • “told you, you look amazing, i don’t care if you don’t like it i’m buying it anyways”
  • “tHESE SHOES OMG, you don’t even need to wear them i know they’ll look amazing anyways i’ buying these too”
  • lmao but you would low-key blush the whole time like i just meet you?? you made my life a hell like an hour ago?? stop?¿? i have to be angry
  • but he’s such an idiot i mean how could you be angry at this puppy
  • you only had to buy a new t-shirt but you ended up with like two gigantic bags in your hands
  • but jae carried them for you so don’t worry <3 he’s such a genterman right
  • you started to be really close from that day and eventually feelings developed
  • ;)))))))))))))
  • and he didn’t doubt on telling you about this feelings but he did ask for some advices for part of the other members
  • even tho i think he would be kind of obvious with his actions??
  • like before confessing he would always idk play with your hair and hands and he always have his arm on your shoulders and things like that
  • so it wasn’t a surprise when he told you that he liked you
  • the surpise was that.. he kissed you before saying it
  • you were watching a movie in your house and out of the blue he would tap your shoulder and once you look at him he would just.. kiss you?
  • and you kissed him back and that’s what gave him confidence to confess his feelings orally, whispering everything he feels for you
  • and of course you confessed back
  • and forget about the movie after that because you spent the rest of the night talking about how y’all started to like each other and kissing and being all cute
  • jae would be the best boyfie ever in my opinion
  • like he would be low-key jealous but not to much to like start an argument or smth, he would always trust you and tell you everything
  • also, A+ cuddles, he would be really shy sometimes but that would make everything better because he is all fluffy and soft and blushy and awww
  • and i guess the end, but basically you would be blessed everyday with this cutie by ur side ok
  • <33 hope y’all like it a lot
  • also this is not important but i got inspired by mom as i wrote this lmao
  • like she made me angry and that’s why i decided to mistreat jaehyun in the beggining okay?? i actually love jae he’s my everything

anonymous asked:

Do you have any either really cute and fluffy or really weird headcanons for any of your ships?

Ooh this sounds interesting! I’m gonna go with IwaOi here because I’ve already posted headcanons for my other otp today heh :)

  • Iwaizumi loves holding Oikawa’s hands and will find any excuse to take Oikawa’s hands in his, no matter if they’re alone or in public
    • When he senses Oikawa is stressed out/anxious/etc he’ll grab Oikawa’s hand and softly stroke Oikawa’s knuckles with his thumb because he knows it calms Oikawa down
    • One time when Oikawa was freaking out Iwaizumi took Oikawa’s hands and kissed them and Oikawa stopped panicking immediately because he was so flustered
  • Oikawa is weak for getting kisses on his neck and throat. Iwaizumi wasn’t much of a fan of kissing Oikawa there because then he couldn’t see Oikawa’s face – until he discovered a particularly ticklish spot just beneath Oikawa’s ear. He’s taken advantage of that knowledge ever since because he loves making Oikawa laugh
  • I’ve seen tons of headcanons saying that Oikawa could burn water/is an absolute disaster in the kitchen/etc but I actually think he’s a pretty decent cook just because Oikawa is that kind of guy that is miraculously good at anything (to the point of annoying everyone around him).
    • Oikawa loves surprising Iwaizumi by cooking his favourite food (and not just because he gets rewarded with lots of cuddles after)
    • Iwaizumi is surprisingly good at baking pie and cake and other sweet stuff and loves to do it to get his mind off things. Often Oikawa joins him halfway through and one way or another they always end up with cake batter or cupcake frosting on their faces (which makes for pretty sweet make-out scenes)
  • After a tiring day you can often find Oikawa curled up between Iwaizumi’s legs and leaning against his chest while Iwaizumi buries his face in Oikawa’s fluffy hair. They could sit like that for hours, just enjoying each other’s company and no sounds other than their even breaths and heartbeats, and the occational sweet words shared between them.

I don’t want to make this too long so I’ll stop here, but I can go on forever because I absolutely love these two (so if you need more just ask me ;3) (also it’s obvious I went for cute and fluffy because I live for cute and fluffy omg)

Thanks for asking this, anon, this really helped with taking my mind off things :) I hope you have a wonderful day!

uncommon alliances: part two

summary: intimacy isn’t really draco’s strong spot, but that doesn’t stop him from trying. you decide you don’t want a pygmy puff anymore, so you go in search of a new owner for puff.

word count: ~3800

a/n: YALL I DID IT I GOT IT OUT OMG now to get out all the requests i have….. hmm…….. we’ll work on it. please enjoy this i worked hard and i will work hard fulfilling you guys’ ideas! and i need to repost catch me if u can bc i deleted it oops anyway enjoy and wish me luck on these terrible cramps i have hoenestly (ha get it) i feel like dying bye

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Avengers Chatroom: Inquisitive

Requested by Anon ²

Pairings: Bucky x F!Reader

Scenario: Bucky is very nosey.

A/N: you can imagine another video of your choice if you don’t prefer the lotr one.

Wanda has created a chatroom.

Wanda has invited Nat, Y/N.

Wanda: Hey, are you two busy?

Nat: No, what’s up?

Y/N: I’m not. I’m watching this


Wanda: Omg

Nat: Why?

Y/N: Clint sent me one with Legolas so I’m sending him this one.

Wanda: He likes LOTR?

Nat: So basically he sent you a video of himself?

Y/N: Lol pretty much

Wanda: Oh yes. I had something important to tell the both of you.

Nat: Do I need to get my guns?

Y/N: I’ll fight anyone who hurts you.

Wanda: No! Nobody did anything.

Y/N: Is it that new recruit?

Nat: Did he ask you out yet?

Wanda: Can you please stop jumping to conclusions.

Nat: If he didn’t ask you out yet I know someone else who will.

Y/N: Nat, you tried to be matchmaker for Steve and it failed. It is going to fail again.

Nat: I’ll find someone for you as well.

Wanda: I bet Y/N is making a “Are you serious right now” face.

Y/N: I am.

Nat: What about Clark?

Y/N: That journalist guy? I guess he’s pretty cute.

Wanda: He’s average.

Nat: Not everyone can be Vision.

Wanda: What? That’s not what I meant!


Wanda: Why does he want to know?

Nat: I think I know why.

Bucky has joined the chat.

Bucky: You can’t keep me out.

Wanda: Of course. He was trying to find out the password.

Nat: And he succeeded.

Bucky: What are you ladies talking about?

Y/N: Leave. Now. And never come back.

Bucky: Nat why would you set Y/N up with Clark?! He’s terrible.

Y/N: It is none of your business Barnes.

Nat: Do you not want her to have a boyfriend?

Bucky: Only if it’s me.

Y/N: That is a plot twist I did not see coming.

Nat: I saw it.

Wanda: Can you leave, Bucky?!

Bucky: No.

Bucky: Y/N you screenshot our chats and send it to Wanda and Nat?!

Wanda: All friends do that.

Nat: I know everything.

Y/N: This is so embarrassing…

Bucky has invited Clint, Tony, Steve, Bruce, Thor, Vision.


Clint: Took you long enough, Bucky!

Bucky: I’d like to see you get the password right on the 6th try!

Tony: I could get it on the 3rd.


Y/N: You and Nat can come to my room and we can lock them out.

Bucky: I’ll pick your lock. I want to know what this big news is.


Wanda: It would be easier to say it on the chat. In person it would be too much of a shock.

Steve: Are you pregnant?!

Vision: Wanda?!

Thor: We will have tiny avengers running around!

Wanda: You know what?

Wanda has added Pietro.


Pietro: What, you didn’t see that coming? ;)


Pietro: Hello, princess.

Bucky: Don’t call her princess.

Wanda: It is a long story… but Pietro is alive.

Bruce: I’m glad you’re alive.

Steve: Welcome back.

Tony: … Frankenstein? Bruce, to the lab!

Tony has left the chat.

Bruce has left the chat.

Pietro: So what did I miss?

Clint: I should’ve shot you when I had the chance.

Pietro: So you named your son after me, old man? That is so sweet.

Clint has left the chat.

Y/N: Vision has gotten really close to Wanda.

Vision: That is correct.

Y/N: Like reaaaall close.

Wanda: Y/N what are you doing?

Pietro: I die and you start putting your android moves on my sister?!

Vision: I have done no such thing.

Pietro: No respect for the deceased!

Pietro has left the chat.

Vision: Wanda, your brother is now asking me hundreds of questions.

Vision has left the chat.

Wanda has left the chat.

Y/N: I won’t be able to sleep after this.

Bucky: Ahem

Steve: Me neither.

Thor: Aye.

Nat: Want to watch a movie or something?

Y/N: Yes!

Bucky: AHEM

Y/N: … Would you like to join us?

Bucky: Yes, thank you. That’s so kind of you. Our first date.

Y/N: You better take me on a proper one after this.

Y/N has left the chat.

Bucky: YES!

Steve: Bucky stop fist pumping. You’re not supposed to move your arm a lot remember? If only you listened on the mission! Then you wouldn’t have hurt it.

Bucky: Whatever punk. I have to go meet my doll.

Bucky has left the chat.

Loki has joined the chat.

Loki: Who is this white haired man speeding around?

Thor: Brother what are you talking about?

Loki: How can you not see him? He’s running everywhere!

Steve: White hair? Speeding?

Nat: That was Pietro.

Loki: Was?

Thor: He died.

Steve: It’s a real shame.

Nat: Sometimes it’s like he’s still alive.

Thor: Well, better go join Sir Barnes and Lady Y/N.

Thor has left the chat,

Nat has left the chat.

Steve has left the chat.

Loki: Wait, come back! May I join?!

Pietro has joined the chat.

Pietro: Hi.


Loki has left the chat.

Pietro has left the chat.

“Omg I waited 10 years for KH3-”

No, you didn’t. A continuation to KH2 has been teased after the credits, yes. You know what this continuation was?

Dream Drop Distance.

Which released 6 years after KH2.

Kingdom Hearts 3 was never teased in KH2, nor was it announced before E3 2013. Four Kingdom Hearts games even released between KH2 and 2013, two of which showed what happened right after KH2 ended.

So stop this stupid “I waited 10 years!” whining if you mean it literally because this only means you ignored all the games that released in the meantime and will make KH3 actually understandable.


It’s heartbreaking to know that Sana was bullied so disgustingly and harshly in middle school, but was still brave enough and strong enough to continue not judging her peers and being friends with the girl squad, despite warnings from both her mother and Jamilla, and this is how it is turning out 

But it is even more heartbreaking to me to realize that none of the girl squad even knows any of this about Sana…not one of them has had a heart to heart conversation with her in the past two years about who she is, what she has gone through, her past, nothing…not one of them 

I want to believe that the girls care in more than just a “omg no wtf don’t leave the bus” type of way, I want to believe at least one of them cares in a “seriously Sana, are you okay?” type of way 

Because quite frankly I’m about to stop caring about all of them at all. Sana deserves true happiness. 

  • Ti-Si Loop
  • Meanwhile in the corner...
  • Ne: Jackasses always leave me out... (sees Ti put information in the wrong slot) YOU IDIOT!!! THAT DOESN'T BELONG THERE! LISTEN TO ME! HELLO!? AM I INVISIBLE HERE?!
  • Fe: I want this to all make sense! Then we can share it with people and they'll love us! FIT IT!
  • Ne: No... world will laugh at us because this model is wrong. Are any of them listening to me at all? No~~~ it's always just those two.
  • Fe: BUT IT has to fit. It has to fit. I'll make it fit. Find more books! We'll find it! It'll fit. It'll fit. I want it to FIT!!!
  • Ne: No, it won't, little Fe. I know you want it to... but Ti isn't even wondering why they need to fit. Ti isn't questioning why they should fit. (sees Ti just plug in Si data again) OMG. Someone stop those two.
  • Fe: Because if we fit it in, we'll know! Then we can be loved! We can help! Be loved! Help!

Okay, let me see If I get this straight… she did a photoshoot with her best friend Lucy, then she gave the permission to the photographer tell us their story and how happy they were with that “on and off” relationship…. and she gets mad when media is doing their job??? 

Let me clarify something, I like Lauren, I like her music and her mind, I like her policy thoughts, but she got two choices rn… or play the media game being famous… or she has to do something else, maybe school, maybe be a writer…

Lauren, please, If for some miracle u read this, for God sake… stop to suffer about things u can’t change! The haters will hate, the immature CS will say “Camren is real” forever and they will tag you, the media will do their job… 

OMG!!! She needs to grown up and don’t come here to say “it’s her personal life, bla bla bla…” yeah, dude…. but guess what???? EVERY FAMOUS PERSON KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY BECOME FAMOUS, RIGHT?

She’s strong and smart, she doesn’t need this shit…she’s just mad and bored in Japan I think. I hope she relaxes…. oh God!

Breathe in, breathe out, Lauren….come on!!!

evakerlitvet  asked:

Helloooo! Hope ur having a lovely day ^-^ So I read the "kollektivet headcanons" today which was amazing and made me smile hard, and then this question popped in my head, what do you think evak's mornings are like in kollektivet?♡

Hey Lovely 💜 I’m so sorry for taking forever to reply. I’m so glad my silly headcanons made you smile! That makes me sooo happy 💚 ⭐️

Okay omg I love evak mornings. 

I can imagine them being super dorky and if one of them wakes up before the other (I mean a lot of the times they will just let the other sleep) buuuut  also a lot of times they will get super impatient and just can’t resist temptation. So Isak will just begin kissing Even’s eye lids and nose and cheeks and just every inch of him until he “accidentally” kicks him awake and then he will be all “omg you’re awake oh yay lets go eat breakfast.” 

and then Isak and Even will be eating breakfast all loved up and cute when Hurricane Kollektivet walks in and just like murders the cute honeymoon vibe our boys have got going on. Eskild will just pour himself some coffee and sit down with the boys and be all “Soooo how did you sleep? How was it? Are you guys happy? you healthy? you’re staying hydrated? eating enough? how’s the sex?” 

Until finally Isak is just like “Essssskild! Even has been sleeping over at least three times a week for over two months. You need to stop with the morning interrogations.” 

and Eskild is all “Oh geez. I should have warned you Even, this one is NOT a morning person, I swear this one time he got up and I caught him pouring cereal into a shoe.” 


But omg Even loves Eskild’s Isak stories. He lives for them. And they always start the morning just right for him. he is laughing his head off while Isak is rolling his eyes and puffing out his chest. Cute little cranky baby. 

then Noora will get up and go to pour herself some cereal and “Who used all the milk and just put it back into the fridge? You know it is possible to get more right?” 

“Oh Noora, don’t have a cow.” Eskild replies, smiling brightly when Even laughs. Isak rolls his eyes again because Eskild is totally trying to show off to his boyfriend. 

and then Linn will get up and grunt “you woke me up” while grabbing some juice and then going back to bed. 

and then Eskild will be like “See isak, why can’t you be more cheerful in the morning like Linn?” and Isak will just glare and stand up and be like 

“Lets go Even” 

“Byeeee boys.” 

haha okay so this just turned into Eskild being a total insufferable big bro to Isak who just embarrasses him to his boyfriend. But I am so in love with their dynamic I couldn’t help it. I hope you like this and have a wonderful day my love 💜

I’ll cut your tongue

anon ask: Maria Hill is my wife I love her so much. Could u do an imagine where ur an Avenger and Tony keeps hitting on u and Maria is jealous and admits she has feelings for u? Thanks. Love ur writing 

warning: swearing

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“Y/N Y/L/N! , is such a pleasure to see you with us tonight~” Tony said looking you up and down, shamelessly undressing you with his gaze.

“Tony, you know I’m an avenger why wouldn’t I be here?” you said taking a bit out of your pizza.

Today the avengers were having some kind of bonding time, which involves alcohol, pizza and flirty Tony. He is always flirting but seems like this time he wanted to give you his full attention, spitting a few comments here a few comments there. You weren’t giving him too much attention, and that was making Tony more unbearable.  While you were ignoring him, a special agent was fuming at the sight of Tony flirting with you. Maria Hill.

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Boyfriend Seokmin headcanons (Seventeen)

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  • so we all know he’s basically pure sunshine packed into human form
  • but he’s also a bit insecure when it comes to confessions
  • which is why he’s generally avoided confessing his feelings
  • until you, that is
  • when he met you, your personalities instantly clicked
  • he thought you were funny and kind and intelligent and it really didn’t take long for him to realize he liked you
  • the first person he told about his feelings was Seungkwan
  • but eventually the entire group knew and urged him to confess every time you two met up
  • he would come home and gush about you and honestly, everyone was getting sick of hearing about how perfect you were tired of seeing him so scared to confess to you
  • so they set up a plan to try to get him to tell you
  • they invited you over to the dorm one day without Seokmin knowing
  • and when he finally heard that you were there, you were busy talking to the other members and cracking jokes and laughing
  • at first he felt a surge of jealously, but then realized that he had no reason to be jealous right?
  • r ighT?
  • so he was totally fine until he saw Jeonghan a bit too close to you
  • and on top of that Jeonghan kept embarrassing him and teasing him
  • by the time that you left, Seokmin confronted Jeonghan
  • “Why would you do that when you know I like Y/N?”
  • and all Jeonghan replied was “If you don’t want someone to take them away then maybe you should just confess already”
  • oh.
  • that’s when he finally realized that he needed to tell you because if someone else took you away he wouldn’t be able to bear it
  • he decides that it would be nice to confess at a place you both went a lot, so he picked a nearby park
  • before he left, all the members of Seventeen gathered around to encourage him and give him tips most weren’t that great
  • he left the dorms, calling you and telling you to meet him at a bench right by the lake
  • when you got there you noticed how flustered he was
  • just as you were about to ask if he was okay, he asked you to sit down and listen to him for a minute
  • his confession was so sweet omg
  • “so um, recently I realized I don’t like it when other guys are close to you like I am”
  • “and I know that you probably don’t like me back”
  • “I mean you’re so attractive and nice and funny and literally perfect but I really really like you”
  • “and I completely understand if you don’t feel the same way”
  • lmao of course you feel the same way
  • and thus, you two become one of the cheesiest couples ever
  • you’re always wearing his jacket around and omg he loves it
  • he’s the type of bf that drives you to McDonald’s at 2 am because you said you wanted it
  • he still gushes about you to the members all the time and they all complain but secretly they’re just happy that you two are both happy
  • although that doesn’t stop them from teasing you two
  • but you can always make them stop by being grossly affectionate or overly cheesy
  • and Seokmin just loves you so much and he’s so thankful that everyone helped him realize how much he needed you
  • because now he can’t imagine his life without you and doesn’t even want to consider what could’ve happened if he didn’t confess that day