I feel like I need to clear something up. I see all these posts like “stop using sinning and saying u need Jesus when talking about gay ships. It’s homophobic” blah blah blah
I know not every shipper sees it the way I do, but I feel many others might, so let me try to explain right quick. We don’t use the word “sinning” to describe these otps because they’re GAY, we use it because the situation that we have put that particular otp in is incredibly sexual and sometimes disgusting. It has 0 to do with the sexuality or gender of the ship. Good lord, I once read a fic of my gay otp where one of them put a banana in the others ass while having sex (years ago, I was reading a lot of weird shit).
Calling something sinning or saying “I need Jesus” when referring to a ship has fuck all about them being gay. It’s the incredibly graphic sexual situation we put them in that is the “sinning” part. If I read the stories I do now with straight ships, I’d still comedically call it sinning because of how vivid and graphic the sex is in these fics. If I were to watch a straight couple where one of them paddled the other one on the ass then proceeded to tie them to a bed post and fuck the day lights out of them while they were gagged, I would still end that with “Holy shit, I need Jesus.” Why the fuck do you think pictures or fics about two dudes cuddling is not tagged sinning??
We ship these ships because we love and believe in them. What, do you think we ship them, but then secretly we’re like “yeah these two are a beautiful couple, BUT THEY’RE SUCH SIN OMG THIS IS GROSS AND DISGUSTING I CANT BELIVE THIS.” I can guarantee, that is not the case.
The “sinning” term is just our way of trying to convey that what we are reading is intensely graphic, so please stop making it seem like this term has anything to do with sexuality when IT DOESN’T. AT ALL.
I hate the whole women cooking = duty versus men cooking = art
It’s such a shit thing to live by. One of my friends has a single dad for a parent and everytime she mentions that he does the cooking everyone is all like “omg that’s so cool! He’s amazing omg” but if she had a single mum, no one would bat an eyelid. Two things to take away from this:
1) Stop infantilising grown men. They shouldn’t be praised for basic skills. 2) Stop treating women like every household chore is easy and natural to them.
Women have been making art out of food for centuries and people need to realise that real quick.
Request: Omg!! Van you do a Part 2 Of the Imagine where Peter and reader break up please I’m in love 😍😍 // I NEED A PART TWO TO “STOP CALLING ME” PLEASE AND THANK YOU // Good job on Stop Calling Me, In the future, would you possibly try to make a part two of it? I’m just curious
A/N: I really like the way this turned out, and that makes me happy, since I had been kind of off for the last two days, not liking what I was writing! Hope you like this one as well!
It had been two weeks since your fight with Peter, and you had been trying your best to avoid him, which hadn’t gone so well, seeing he took every chance he got in school to try to talk to you. You were not mad anymore -just sad and lonely. You had friends at school, but the person you had always relied on was Peter, and now he was gone. He was gone and even if he had hurt you, all you wanted to do was crawl back into his arms. But you couldn’t. You couldn’t, because he would hurt you again, and you wouldn’t be able to take it this time. Sitting on your table and doing your homework, you had your music at full volume, something you could only do when your parents weren’t home. You were softly singing the lyrics, trying not to focus on how much they related to you. Why are all the songs about heartbreaks?, you thought, skipping to the next song. Deciding you were uncomfortable in your normal clothes, you decided to put on your pajamas and order some pizza. Thirty minutes later, you were laying on the couch, watching Friends and texting some of your friends. When you heard a knock on the door, your got up from the couch, took some money from the counter and opened the door, assuming it would be the pizza guy. When you saw the shoes you had bought half a year ago, you went to close the door, but couldn’t, since a hand stopped you from doing so. Taking in a deep breath, you looked up, finding Peter’s tired eyes looking directly at yours. ‘Please’ he said, ‘let me in for five minutes, and if I don’t convince you to forgive me, I’ll be out of your life forever’. You didn’t know what to do -let him in and risk getting hurt again, but also having the chance of being happy, or just make him leave and not risk getting hurt at all, but loose him for good? Before you could even comprehend what was going on, you had already let him in, looking at the ground. You wanted to be mad -you needed to be mad if you didn’t want to fall under his spell and forgive him no matter what he said; but you couldn’t bring yourself to it. He was your Peter, and you knew he always meant well. ‘Go on’ you whispered, hugging yourself trying to, somehow, feel protected. ‘I don’t even know how to start. I had this huge monologue ready, and now I can’t even remember how it started, so I’m just gonna improvise. I’m sorry, okay? I know I am the most enormous jerk you have possibly ever met, and that you don’t deserve to have me treating you badly. I know that you deserve way better -heck, I can’t understand how you even agreed to go on a date with me when I first asked you. You are so beautiful. It always makes me smile to see you laugh, or to see you smile even. I had never felt this way for anyone, and I don’t think I ever will again. You are my lover and my best friend. Well, you were. I just -I want to always hold you close and protect you from everything that happens in the world, to be your shield. I want to be there when you need me and when you don’t -just be close to you no matter the situation. And, somehow, I always manage to fuck it up and break your heart when you don’t do anything wrong. I always manage to fuck it up and have you be mad at me; and I know I deserve it -I know I deserve to have you hate me, to have you want me far from you, but it hurts. It hurts so fucking much. I don’t even want to think about how much it must hurt you, because I looked for it -I looked for the pain, but you didn’t. You were only amazing and perfect, and I managed to fuck up everything we had. I’m so sorry. I don’t expect you to forgive me and go back to normal -I understand that. But I do hope that you agree to at least think about it -think about forgiving me at some point in the future. Even if you only want to be friends -it will hurt, but it will be better than nothing. Please. I’m sorry that I’m such I mess. And I promise-no, I swear, that I will never hurt your again, no matter how difficult times get. I swear that I will be there if you need me, and that you will always be my first priority. And I swear that I won’t fuck up ever again. But plea-‘ you cut him off by kissing him hardly, tears in your eyes, and wrapping your arms around his neck. Oh God, how much you had missed him. He automatically put his hands on your waist, pulling you closer until there was no space between you, and kissed you back, smiling into the kiss. You both jumped as you heard the doorbell, and pulling apart slowly, you smiled and said, ‘I forgive you, Pete. I will always forgive you’, and opened the door to finally see the pizza guy. Two hours later, you were both asleep on the couch, legs entwined and the pizza box on the table. When your parents arrived, they saw you two and smiled, thinking that their little girl was finally happy again.
NCT Dream Reaction | When you’re absorbed in a book and not acknowledging them
Mark: He asks you a question several times only to get no response. Lowkey annoyed, he spams your phone even though he’s sitting right next to you until you finally can’t take the buzzing and bleeping and pick it up. “…are you serious mark” “u wouldn’t answer me i had to do it” “…yes my mom likes roses why the frick do you need to know”
Haechan, Jaemin: he’s highkey annoyed that you’re not paying attention to him, tbh. Pesters you with aegyo, poking, anything he can think of to get your attention. When you finally sit your book down with a huff and ask what he wanted, he only smiles at you sweetly. “Please pay attention to your lovely boyfriend ily <3″
Renjun: Lol if ur into your book then he’s probably into his drawing. It’s a mutual enjoyment of silence while also being near each other. If he really needs your attention tho and u arent answering he’ll probably break out the tickle attack until you’re dying from laughter and in danger of drowning from your own tears.
Jeno: Wiggling. Lots of wiggling next to you. Stares at you until his eyes dry and about fall out. “…do you need something?” “Attention” You might as well put your book down and give the lil bean some attention because he probably won’t leave you alone until you do xD
Chenle: *screeches until you finally acknowledge him* “…cHENLE STOP SCREAMING WHAT DO YOU NEED!?” “are we out of milk i cant find it” “omg Lele yes we are Haechan drank the rest yesterday sheesh >>”
Jisung: “babe. baby. hey. hey hey hey. hEY Y/N. HEY DOOFUS” “wHAT” “ily” “>> ur two seconds away from getting whooped im at a good part” “*blinks innocently*” “smh”
Do you have any either really cute and fluffy or really weird headcanons for any of your ships?
Ooh this sounds interesting! I’m gonna go with IwaOi here because I’ve already posted headcanons for my other otp today heh :)
Iwaizumi loves holding Oikawa’s hands and will find any excuse to take Oikawa’s hands in his, no matter if they’re alone or in public
When he senses Oikawa is stressed out/anxious/etc he’ll grab Oikawa’s hand and softly stroke Oikawa’s knuckles with his thumb because he knows it calms Oikawa down
One time when Oikawa was freaking out Iwaizumi took Oikawa’s hands and kissed them and Oikawa stopped panicking immediately because he was so flustered
Oikawa is weak for getting kisses on his neck and throat. Iwaizumi wasn’t much of a fan of kissing Oikawa there because then he couldn’t see Oikawa’s face – until he discovered a particularly ticklish spot just beneath Oikawa’s ear. He’s taken advantage of that knowledge ever since because he loves making Oikawa laugh
I’ve seen tons of headcanons saying that Oikawa could burn water/is an absolute disaster in the kitchen/etc but I actually think he’s a pretty decent cook just because Oikawa is that kind of guy that is miraculously good at anything (to the point of annoying everyone around him).
Oikawa loves surprising Iwaizumi by cooking his favourite food (and not just because he gets rewarded with lots of cuddles after)
Iwaizumi is surprisingly good at baking pie and cake and other sweet stuff and loves to do it to get his mind off things. Often Oikawa joins him halfway through and one way or another they always end up with cake batter or cupcake frosting on their faces (which makes for pretty sweet make-out scenes)
After a tiring day you can often find Oikawa curled up between Iwaizumi’s legs and leaning against his chest while Iwaizumi buries his face in Oikawa’s fluffy hair. They could sit like that for hours, just enjoying each other’s company and no sounds other than their even breaths and heartbeats, and the occational sweet words shared between them.
I don’t want to make this too long so I’ll stop here, but I can go on forever because I absolutely love these two (so if you need more just ask me ;3) (also it’s obvious I went for cute and fluffy because I live for cute and fluffy omg)
Thanks for asking this, anon, this really helped with taking my mind off things :) I hope you have a wonderful day!
summary: intimacy isn’t really draco’s strong spot, but that doesn’t stop him from trying. you decide you don’t want a pygmy puff anymore, so you go in search of a new owner for puff.
word count: ~3800
a/n: YALL I DID IT I GOT IT OUT OMG now to get out all the requests i have….. hmm…….. we’ll work on it. please enjoy this i worked hard and i will work hard fulfilling you guys’ ideas! and i need to repost catch me if u can bc i deleted it oops anyway enjoy and wish me luck on these terrible cramps i have hoenestly (ha get it) i feel like dying bye
It’s heartbreaking to know that Sana was bullied so disgustingly and harshly in middle school, but was still brave enough and strong enough to continue not judging her peers and being friends with the girl squad, despite warnings from both her mother and Jamilla, and this is how it is turning out
But it is even more heartbreaking to me to realize that none of the girl squad even knows any of this about Sana…not one of them has had a heart to heart conversation with her in the past two years about who she is, what she has gone through, her past, nothing…not one of them
I want to believe that the girls care in more than just a “omg no wtf don’t leave the bus” type of way, I want to believe at least one of them cares in a “seriously Sana, are you okay?” type of way
Because quite frankly I’m about to stop caring about all of them at all. Sana deserves true happiness.
Jackasses always leave me out... (sees Ti put information in the wrong slot) YOU IDIOT!!! THAT DOESN'T BELONG THERE! LISTEN TO ME! HELLO!? AM I INVISIBLE HERE?!
I want this to all make sense! Then we can share it with people and they'll love us! FIT IT!
No... world will laugh at us because this model is wrong. Are any of them listening to me at all? No~~~ it's always just those two.
BUT IT has to fit. It has to fit. I'll make it fit. Find more books! We'll find it! It'll fit. It'll fit. I want it to FIT!!!
No, it won't, little Fe. I know you want it to... but Ti isn't even wondering why they need to fit. Ti isn't questioning why they should fit. (sees Ti just plug in Si data again) OMG. Someone stop those two.
Because if we fit it in, we'll know! Then we can be loved! We can help! Be loved! Help!
Okay, let me see If I get this straight… she did a photoshoot with her best friend Lucy, then she gave the permission to the photographer tell us their story and how happy they were with that “on and off” relationship…. and she gets mad when media is doing their job???
Let me clarify something, I like Lauren, I like her music and her mind, I like her policy thoughts, but she got two choices rn… or play the media game being famous… or she has to do something else, maybe school, maybe be a writer…
Lauren, please, If for some miracle u read this, for God sake… stop to suffer about things u can’t change! The haters will hate, the immature CS will say “Camren is real” forever and they will tag you, the media will do their job…
OMG!!! She needs to grown up and don’t come here to say “it’s her personal life, bla bla bla…” yeah, dude…. but guess what???? EVERY FAMOUS PERSON KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY BECOME FAMOUS, RIGHT?
She’s strong and smart, she doesn’t need this shit…she’s just mad and bored in Japan I think. I hope she relaxes…. oh God!
Helloooo! Hope ur having a lovely day ^-^ So I read the "kollektivet headcanons" today which was amazing and made me smile hard, and then this question popped in my head, what do you think evak's mornings are like in kollektivet?♡
Hey Lovely 💜 I’m so sorry for taking forever to reply. I’m so glad my silly headcanons made you smile! That makes me sooo happy 💚 ⭐️
Okay omg I love evak mornings.
I can imagine them being super dorky and if one of them wakes up before the other (I mean a lot of the times they will just let the other sleep) buuuut also a lot of times they will get super impatient and just can’t resist temptation. So Isak will just begin kissing Even’s eye lids and nose and cheeks and just every inch of him until he “accidentally” kicks him awake and then he will be all “omg you’re awake oh yay lets go eat breakfast.”
and then Isak and Even will be eating breakfast all loved up and cute when Hurricane Kollektivet walks in and just like murders the cute honeymoon vibe our boys have got going on. Eskild will just pour himself some coffee and sit down with the boys and be all “Soooo how did you sleep? How was it? Are you guys happy? you healthy? you’re staying hydrated? eating enough? how’s the sex?”
Until finally Isak is just like “Essssskild! Even has been sleeping over at least three times a week for over two months. You need to stop with the morning interrogations.”
and Eskild is all “Oh geez. I should have warned you Even, this one is NOT a morning person, I swear this one time he got up and I caught him pouring cereal into a shoe.”
But omg Even loves Eskild’s Isak stories. He lives for them. And they always start the morning just right for him. he is laughing his head off while Isak is rolling his eyes and puffing out his chest. Cute little cranky baby.
then Noora will get up and go to pour herself some cereal and “Who used all the milk and just put it back into the fridge? You know it is possible to get more right?”
“Oh Noora, don’t have a cow.” Eskild replies, smiling brightly when Even laughs. Isak rolls his eyes again because Eskild is totally trying to show off to his boyfriend.
and then Linn will get up and grunt “you woke me up” while grabbing some juice and then going back to bed.
and then Eskild will be like “See isak, why can’t you be more cheerful in the morning like Linn?” and Isak will just glare and stand up and be like
“Lets go Even”
haha okay so this just turned into Eskild being a total insufferable big bro to Isak who just embarrasses him to his boyfriend. But I am so in love with their dynamic I couldn’t help it. I hope you like this and have a wonderful day my love 💜
Maria Hill is my wife I love her so much. Could u do an imagine where ur
an Avenger and Tony keeps hitting on u and Maria is jealous and admits
she has feelings for u? Thanks. Love ur writing
“Y/N Y/L/N! , is such a pleasure to see you with us tonight~” Tony said looking you up and down, shamelessly undressing you with his gaze.
“Tony, you know I’m an avenger why wouldn’t I be here?” you said taking a bit out of your pizza.
Today the avengers were having some kind of bonding time, which involves alcohol, pizza and flirty Tony. He is always flirting but seems like this time he wanted to give you his full attention, spitting a few comments here a few comments there. You weren’t giving him too much attention, and that was making Tony more unbearable. While you were ignoring him, a special agent was fuming at the sight of Tony flirting with you. Maria Hill.
omg are people getting mad at you because you dont ship sangwoo and bum?? people need to stop getting so mad about what people ship and dont ship, just enjoy the comic! i hope you arent getting hate for not shipping something...