the signs as quotes from the danganronpa 3 dub
Aries: I will kill you in the name of deliciousness!
Taurus: DEAR BOY
Gemini: Now to watch the butthurt blossom!
Cancer: Yeah, I don’t get this either. Pretty sure i died!
Leo: This baby’s in your hands now, chief.
Virgo: Is it just me, or is he getting gayer with age?
Libra: You’s gots the hots for kyosuke munakata!
Scorpio: Sexy selfies, no I can’t! Maybe I’ll snap a few just to be artsy.
Sagittarius: Wow. If I were a gigantic weeb I’d probably be impressed by you. Look at him tremble! He’s gonna burst a blood vessel because I dissed his waifu!
Capricorn: They live and die by the meme.
Aquarius: Kamakura Kamakura yass queen!!!
Pisces: I still don’t get why you’re so interested in a scrub like me anyhow.