you two babies will be the end of me

the signs as quotes from the danganronpa 3 dub

Aries: I will kill you in the name of deliciousness!

Taurus: DEAR BOY

Gemini: Now to watch the butthurt blossom!

Cancer: Yeah, I don’t get this either. Pretty sure i died! 

Leo: This baby’s in your hands now, chief.

Virgo: Is it just me, or is he getting gayer with age?

Libra: You’s gots the hots for kyosuke munakata!

Scorpio:  Sexy selfies, no I can’t! Maybe I’ll snap a few just to be artsy.

Sagittarius: Wow. If I were a gigantic weeb I’d probably be impressed by you. Look at him tremble! He’s gonna burst a blood vessel because I dissed his waifu!

Capricorn: They live and die by the meme.

Aquarius: Kamakura Kamakura yass queen!!!

Pisces: I still don’t get why you’re so interested in a scrub like me anyhow.

Have some Shiro and Keith to brighten your Thursday. I had to take a break from clean comic lines, animated proportions and halftone and this sort of happened? Whew - nice to go back to my style comfort zone!

So - I finally finished Voltron season 2 - can you tell? Yeah - pretty sure I ship the hell out of this now. Keith’s character development was so awesome. I just need these precious space babies to have a happy ending T_T. 

If you haven’t seen Voltron yet - you should! You may not think it’s something you would normally enjoy, but trust me it will grab you. It’s done by the same team that did Avatar and Korra. So if you liked those it will blow your mind.

Also I need to know - who the hell was that Galra in the Weblum??

anonymous asked:

omg what episodes of iasip have had heavy flirting between the two??? I haven't watched in so long

hoo boy this ended up being a little longer than expected! disclaimer: i wrote this all from memory, and by no means is it an exhaustive list!

Ass Kickers United: Mac and Charlie Join A Cult; dennis tells mac “you’ve been looking so great lately, so sexy”

Franks Back in Business; dennis directs “don’t you want to get off with me? i want you to get off with me” to mac

The Gang Solves the Mortgage Crisis; dennis asks mac “can you do that for me, baby boy?” (side note: dennis also calls mac “baby boy” in The Gang Hits the Road) + this episode blessed us with Hugh Honey and Vic Vinegar

Mac and Dennis Break Up (deleted scene); dennis tells mac that he has “beautiful lips”

The Gang Dines Out; dennis serenades mac with a rendition of wind beneath my wings + dennis gives a speech about mac and how “the world is a safer place when he’s around”

Dennis Gets Divorced; “you’re my boytoy!” “i’m your boytoy!”

Flowers for Charlie; dennis tells mac that “it’s all about seduction” and turns on you’re the inspiration by chicago, and then they both begin swaying towards each other with mac about to lean in before they’re interrupted by dee

The Gang Gets Held Hostage; mac says “i love you” to dennis

The Gang Recycles Their Trash; mac tries to kiss dennis

bonus: some other iconic macdennis moments

Macs Banging the Waitress; “dennis has great thighs” + mac booping dennis’ nose to wake him up

The Gang Dances Their Asses Off; mac mimes the act of fellatio on dennis

The Gang Gets Quarantined; dennis proves that he can go from “flaccid to erect at a moments notice” by looking mac up and down + the fact that mac has seen him do that before

Mac and Dennis Break Up; all of it

The Nightman Cometh Live; the entirety of the “it’s just two men sharing the night..” scene

Paddy’s Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens; the shot gun scene

Mac and Dennis: Manhunters; dennis gets mac to feel his nipples (lmao)

Mac and Dennis Move To The Suburbs; dennis buys mac a dog and mac decides to name it dennis jr and “raise him like he was our own son” + mac tells dennis “everything i do, i do for you”

Hero or Hate Crime; dennis softly tells mac “just come on out of the closet, you’ll feel better” + dennis persuades the rest of the gang to leave mac to just be happy on the day he came out

amendment: i cannot believe that i managed to forget paddy’s thong and “i’m wearing them because i want to turn you on” from Paddy’s Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens! thank you to @macelhenneys for your tags that reminded me 

“Only casuals and homophobes liked it”

I mean??? I’m gay and have been passionately shipping johnlock since the beginning. I adored that episode. I’m really sorry to those who were disappointed or hated it, I honestly am.

But to me it was beautiful and I loved the ending. To me this was making it canon, raising a baby together “I know what you could become” and then they became it as they rebuilt Baker Street together. I felt it fitted the show and it fitted the two of them. And I couldn’t be happier with the episode or with how it ended.

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I want to talk forever about this scene. Keith’s greatest hope was to see Shiro. And we can figure one of his fears was for Shiro to leave him. Throughout the whole season we see Keith constantly afraid Shiro’s going to leave or die especially when Shiro keeps bringing up the fact that he want Keith to lead Voltron if anything happens to him. And then the season ends a Shiro’s gone and really that means one of Keith’s biggest fears has come true. And I just want Keith to be happy and not constantly confused and worried.

what made me really sad was how alone wang so was in the end- his love has left him, baek ah has left, even the people he has trusted in (ji mong and General park) left, adding salt to the wound he can’t even spend time with his child who reminds him so much of soo,

with the two most important people gone from his life, i can just imagine how lonely he must felt in the palace walls even though he’s surrounded by so many people

imagine how lonely he must be that he anticipates for death to come sooner and on his deathbed a smile finally appears because finally finally he can escape this loneliness and maybe be reunited with soo

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Old ships

Do any mid 20′s and on lesbians remember the anomaly in lesbian televised history that was South of Nowhere? 

Baby lesbians sit and read this ….Let me transport you to 2006, a time where lesbians had sex on a tv show and were not shot immediately or at any point after..A nickelodeon sister network for teens (The N) ran a show centered on the love story of a lesbian/bi couple. Meet Spashley (Spencer + Ashley):


These two had sex SEVERAL times in this show AND NEVER GOT SHOT. What might shock you further is that the show runner was a white male!!! Yes the storyline went off the rails inevitably, and yes they break up and one of them ends up dating a guy at one point. HOWEVER, they were end game and in the final season, they end up back together, married, and with a baby on the way. A love without bulletproof vests! Can you even believe that??

What might interest you further is that after the show, these two were recast on a separate project in which they AGAIN played each others love interest (a web series called ‘GirlTrash’). GirlTrash was then turned into a full on LESBIAN MUSICAL MOVIE of the same name in which these two reprised they lesbo love (available on Netflix currently). The movie also included other actresses that have played gay before (Amber Benson - Tara from Buffy, and Rose Rollins - Tasha from the L word).

NONE OF THE LESBIANS WERE SHOT IN EITHER SHOW OR MOVIE

TAKE HOME MESSAGE: There is HOPE! Lesbians don’t have to die! And fuck dammit, if these two could play gay for each other on 3 separate projects, then LEXARK can be a thing and so can many other ships for CLEXA

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i’ve been on a gaster kick lately, so i sorta went with it??? what can i say, i just really love this sad, void man lmao. (btw some of the images have caption!)

also included some pre-core gaster! i’ve decided that i like the idea of my gaster being sans’ and papyrus’ father. for the longest time it was a toss up between him being their older brother, or being their dad, but the latter won me over in the end haha. 

20 Questions ft. Solangelo

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12369818/1/20-Questions

I decided to write a little fanfic on how those three days of bed rest began for Nico & Will just after Heroes of Olympus ended. I love those boys so here we are. Hope you all enjoy it. Feel free to follow me here and even on Fanfic

“This is seriously the most boredom I have felt in under two hours,” Nico groaned, shifting again in the bed. “Why did I agree to three days of bed rest?”

“Because I wasn’t asking,” Will responded. “So play this game with me then. Maybe it’ll help.”

Nico let out a sigh from his spot in the cot a bit away. “Fine. What game?”

Will looked over in surprise and smiled faintly. He went to the edge of the bed where the son of Hades reclined and settled in with the bandages and scissors he was working with.

“20 Questions, but my way.”

“I don’t even know what regular 20 questions is,” Nico grumbled as he shifted his feet away from Will. “But sure, whatever.”

“Well, I’ll ask you a question and you have to answer. Then, you can ask  me, and so on for the next 20 questions,” Will explained as he clipped off some squares of gauze.

Nico hesitantly nodded. “Okay. You ask first then?”

Will nodded and looked up as he spoke his first question. “What’s your favorite color, and you can’t say black.”

Nico frowned. “Then… blue.”

Will raised a golden eyebrow then nodded. “Okay. Your turn.”

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You live on(Damian Wayne imagine)

Requested: Yes
Request: imagine damian lost his wife in childbirth but ended up with twins ( one boy and one girl )
Summary: Damian can’t cope with losing you in childbirth. 
Word count: 712
Warning(s): death.

All good things seem to come to an end, even for the best of people. Today was supposed to be a happy day, you two would finally see your babies for the first time, after waiting eagerly for nearly nine months. 

But right from the start when you started to feel contractions, things went wrong. You started heavily bleeding, by the time Damian had driven you to the hospital, you were starting to go into shock from blood loss, and you were rushed to a OR. Before they ushered you away “No matter what, you have to be strong for me, Damian, for them darling, it’s too late to run away now.” you told him, giving his hand one final squeeze.

The doctors did all that they could, but their first priority was saving the kids. By the time they got to you, you had lost too much blood to be brought back. They tried anything and everything they could, but there was no use.

I’m sorry mr. Wayne we did all that we could, but we did save the babies, they’re in intensive care.” Damians heart broke, he couldn’t imagine a life without you, a life as a father for two, he felt unready and unqualified.

For the first week of the babies lives, he tried his best, but that all collapsed when he went to your funeral, to send you off to your final journey. He soon realized that there was no way he would be able to handle the pressure alone as much as he wanted to and temporarily moved into Wayne manor again. Days became weeks, weeks became months, and soon half a year had gone by.

Damian was still broken, unable to be the father his children so much needed, his family pitched in as much as they could, Alfred being the primary caregiver, they tried to understand the young man, the grief he must have felt. But Bruce saw a deeper problem.

He saw, in a way, the same thing happening to his grandchildren as happened to him. Of course you weren’t killed in front of them, but with you gone, Damian was as good as dead. 

Damian was in his room refusing to come out, to eat, when Bruce had finally had enough. “Damian,” He said knocking on his bedroom door, “Go away father,” He said firmly. 

Bruce wasn’t having it and walked into the room, opening the closed curtains, before sitting at the foot of his sons bed. “Damian, you need to get yourself together.” Bruce informs, pulling the covers away. “What’s the point, y/n’s not here anymore.” Damian drily responds.

Those children need you Damian, they need a father.” Bruce tries to convince his son.

They’re better off without me,” Damian sighs. Bruce stands up starting to leave the room, “Come on, I need to show you something,” he tells his son, who groans but gets up nonetheless.

He follows Bruce through the manor, stopping behind the open door of the nursery, where Dick and Tim were playing with the small twins. “They look so much like her, don’t they?” Bruce asks Damian, who just coldly nods, “What is the point of this,” He asks back.

They’ve already lost their mother, they need you now more than ever.”  He shows, as they both step in the room, even though Damian does it very reluctantly. Both of the children are sitting up, and their father quickly catches their attention. They both reach towards him, squealing in excitement. After all, their interaction with him had thus far been limited, but they still recognize them nonetheless. 

The bliss in the children’s eyes when Damian sat down in front of him was immeasurable. They both had your eyes, Damians skin and hair colour and your facial features. It might have hurt Dami more to see his passed spouse in the children, but in a way it brought peace to him, to know that you will forever live in those two young fragile children.

He runs a finger over either of the children’s hands, causing them to happily to grab onto him. Bruce knew, that he had succeeded in bringing the small, broken but healing family back together. Damian swore to be the best father he could be.


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Rebel Captain prompts

First of all, my apologies for my english, I try my best but it’s not my mother language.
The thing is, I want so bad to write about these two, but I haven’t been writing much lately so I leave you here some prompts just in case you have ran out of ideas and want more to write about.

Also if someone ends up writing one of this, please message me! I would be so happy to read it. 

  • A day in the life of Rogue One. Obviously they’ve survived and they continue going into missions together. But I want to see how they live under the same roof. Is there any tension between any of them? (besides our babies, of course) How do they organize? Are there any personal jokes that only they can catch?
  • The Rogue One crew look for a contact Cassian has in Coruscant, who runs a night club. Bodhi stays with K2 in the ship, Baze and Chirrut guard outside and Jyn and Cassian sneak in to find the information they need. But somehow, after getting an interview, they find themselves dragged to the dance floor, in the middle of an intense and passional atmosphere. They might end up kissing or not, but the passion and the feelings have to be there (the intensity of the contact… those things). [Song inspiration here] There may be some kind of drug in the middle of it, who knows.
  • The past of Cassian Andor (I still don’t have a settled canon about him). He might be telling it to Jyn or just thinking about it after the Eadu events.
  • They like each other but haven’t confessed their feelings yet. Jyn starts to get on very well with Luke Skywalker and Cassian gets jealous (not possesive, there’s a difference). How does he react? Does he confront her and reveal his feelings? Does he try to make her jelous too? Do they end up kissing with passion in a closet(????) It’s up to you. 
  • Short AU where Jyn is the Captain and Cassian the one who’s father has built the Death Star. 
  • The crew survive and they attend the celebration party after destroying the Death Star. I want to see a Rebel Party! (and RebelCaptain interaction there, of course).
  • During the night before arriving to Scarif, Jyn/Cassian sneaks in the other’s room and spend the night together: they start talking, maybe apologizing, or whatever, and what happens next is also up to you. Maybe there can be two versions: one more soft and sweet and one that ends up with more passion and intensity.

This is all for now, but I’ll come back. It’s been a week  since I watched Rogue One in the cinema for the second time and I’m still obsessed with it. So, luckily, I’ll end up writing one of this myself. If you have preference for any of them feel free to tell me!

One last thought: thank God we have tumblr!

Favourite lines from Made In The A.M.
  • Hey Angel: I come alive when I hear your voice, It's a beautiful sound, it's a beautiful noise
  • Drag Me Down: I got a river for a soul, And baby you're a boat
  • Perfect: RENDEZVOUS
  • Infinity: And now I'm one step closer to being two steps far from you
  • End of the Day: And you'll follow your heart even though it'll break
  • If I Could Fly: For your eyes only, I show you my heart
  • Long Way Down: Built a cathedral, But we never prayed
  • Never Enough: Lips so good I forget my name
  • Olivia: The summertime and butterflies, All belong to your creation
  • What A Feeling: What a feeling to be a king beside you
  • Love You Goodbye: My heart's already breaking, baby, go on, twist the knife
  • I Want To Write You A Song: Everything I need I get from you, Givin' back is all I wanna do
  • History: THIS IS NOT THE END
  • Temporary Fix: We can call this what you like
  • Walking In The Wind: But it's not the end, I'll see your face again
  • Wolves: Headed straight for your heart like a bullet in the dark
  • A.M.: Won't you stay till the AM? All my favourite conversations always made in the AM
From Eden

Requested by @frickin-bats - ‘Hi! I saw you were taking request and I was wondering if you could please write one where Spencer and a heavily pregnant reader are both profilers and one day Spencer gets seriously hurt on a case and the stress causes the reader to go into labor so the team is there for her? Lot of fluff/angst and maybe a happy ending? Thanks soooo much! 😊’


So I am not a doctor, nor have I ever given birth, so all the medically bits are just a guess lol. I hope you enjoy it!

Btw the title is from my fav song (From Eden by Hozier) and also Eden is a lavely baby name. Peace x


‘Let me see him! Move out of the fucking way, I need to see him!’ You shouted, trying to shove people out of your path.

Your colleague and husband of two years, Spencer Reid, had been injured in a shootout with an unsub. He had been swiftly carted off in an ambulance, leaving your heavily pregnant self in the protection of your team mates. You ran down the hospital corridor and found a room in which Morgan was sat Spencer’s bedside, surrounded by nurses. The doctor saw you at the door.

‘Mrs. Reid?’ He asked, and you replied with a nod.

‘Your husband is stable. Thankfully, the bullet avoided any major organs and hit his shoulder, and there is an exit wound so immediate surgery is not required at this moment. Once we take him for an x-ray, we can see the damage caused to the muscle and assess whether an operation will be necessary. I suggest you go home and get some things, because we will be keeping him under observation for quite a while.’ He finished, and tears of relief threatened to fall down your cheeks.

‘Come on, Y/N. I’ll drive you.’ Hotch said, stepping forward and placing a reassuring hand on your back.

‘We’ll come too.’ Garcia and Prentiss said in unison, as you stepped forward to squeeze your husbands hand, who was oblivious and under heavy sedation.

Once you were back in the SUV, your body was still shaking. You could have lost him, and had to bring up your child on your own. You were due any day now, and the thought of Spencer not being by your side ripped you apart.

Emily sensed your anxiety, and reached over to hold your hand.

‘He will be okay, Y/N. He is a fighter. He will be fine, and you, Spence, at the baby are going to have a really great future. I promise you.’ She smiled at you.


As you arrived at the house that you shared with your husband, you allowed your friends to collect your things as you attempted to calm yourself down. Hotch’s phone rang as he walked into the kitchen. You could see his face drop, as he nodded and hung up.

‘Y/N.’ He began, taking your hands into his. ‘Spencer has been rushed into surgery. There was some unexplained internal bleeding where the bullet was.’

‘No!’ You screamed, as Prentiss and Garcia came running into the group. Right at that moment, you felt a sharp pain in your stomach.

‘Uh… Y/N? Did you spill some water on the floor?’ Emily asked, pointing at the pool of liquid residing at your feet.

Oh shit.

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HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY WITH A (sort of) MOTHER’S DAY SPECIAL!!

Sorry the end card isn’t finished… but I’m tired, I lack time, and I’ll replace that with a finished version… Eventually. OTL I still hate my new job, and I never have much time to draw. Like. At all. And that makes me more than just sad.

I wrote this last year. Scrapped it. Re-wrote it. And I’M STILL LATE.

Anyway, SO! Happy Mother’s day! Whether it’s for your mom, or grandmom, or if you have two mom’s, or your mom is a dad, or so forth!♥

More from this AU

Tabimatsu: Toyama Story 2

EP 002: Kaisou TOROKKO / 回送トロッコ
EP 002: Out-of-Service Rail Car

alright looking at the ehime story 2 tags yesterday made me feel bad for all of you who were ready to fight ichi for his special treatment issues so I decided to put this one out next before I jump headfirst into another kara maltreatment skit c: this one is relatively pure I guess??? I mean it doesn’t end on a very fortunate note but it once again consists of the 245 trio, and no, nothing that doesn’t happen to the other two happens to kara in this one. I just want my babies to get along ;w;

**asterisks represent words spoken in shitty English**

Jyushimatsu: Yay—! This rail car is the best!!

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Ponyboy and Curly

A little fanfiction for @dallyb0y !


“What kind of life is this, huh?
I can’t do it anymore, Ponyboy! I’ve gotta tell Angela and Tim about you, about this relationship thing we’ve got goin’ on. We’re siblings, we share everything.”
Curly Shepard ground dirt into the sidewalk with the toe of his ratty sneaker, looking slightly distressed. He’d let go of Ponyboy’s hand a few minutes ago, and was now running his fingers through his auburn curls nervously.

“Tim’ll tell Darry, and then he’ll skin me, Curly! I’m telling you, he’ll send me off!”
Ponyboy was adopting the whiny tone of voice that often accompanied his rants, and he turned to Curly with a pout plastered on his face. The two had talked about coming out as gay before, and it usually ended when Ponyboy mentioned Darry sending him away. But tonight, Curly Shepard was determined to get his point across.

“Baby, can’t you see how much Darry cares about you? He wouldn’t send you off if you married a convicted murderer, much less myself!”
Curly reached up to brush a lock of greased hair from the youngest Curtis brother’s face, suddenly gentle.

Ponyboy found himself grinning.
“You’re the closest thing I could get to a convicted murderer, Curlypie. The hood who’s just come back from junvie! He’ll skin me, I’m tellin’ you!”
Tiring of the same old discussion, Pony hooked an arm around Curly’s waist and positioned himself so that they could rub noses. Curly chuckled, pressing a chaste kiss on the side of his young boyfriend’s mouth. The sky was darkening, and neither of them spotted the figure approaching down the lane.

“Ponyboy? Curly Shepard? Why, I’ll skin the two of you!”

It was Darry. The two of them jumped, looking horrified as he approached. Ponyboy looked poised to run, but Darry’s next words stopped him in his tracks.

“You two numbskulls are going to catch cold, canoodling out in the night air like this. Get in the house. And Pony, you’ve got homework. Curly can only stay until eight.”

To Do List

{In order!}

Woozi- Slight angst/fluff/mostly smut though, they tease him cause he’s cute af

S.coups- Sexual Education part two! (The second lesson from the very sexy Mr. Seungcheol)

Jeonghan- sexual nurse roleplay, it’s gonna be kinky

Woozi- He’s on the phone and they fuck, it’s gonna be good

DK- Intimate sex, fuck I’m so ready to fuck myself up more with this boy

More Woozi- cute date sex, the baby can’t resist when he sees you

Seungkwan- (This boy ain’t even my official bias, but I’ve been waiting so long for this!) Rough sex with lots of dirty talk and fluffy aftercare

Hoshi- Submissive Hoshi with mommy kink, overstimulation, slight bondage (Dear Lord this is gonna end me)

Even more Woozi- first time, daddy kink

Jeonghan- The members hear you two having sex in the dorm (Poor children)

DK- Dokyeom gets drunk and there’s gonna be rough sex (Warning for those who are sensitive to alcohol consumption)

Hoshi- this boy wants to get his you pregnant, that’s about it

Jeonghan- jealousy, Daddy kink (Daddy! Jeonghan is gonna kill me i can already see it)

Mingyu- bondage and overstimulation

(At this point, you’ve probably realized that I am a girl full of kinks and sin, I’m so ready to write every single one of these)

Also! Once I get to 85 followers, I’m gonna open up fake texts for seventeen as well :)