you two are such idiots

I’ve seen posts about the paladins making up their own memes while in space, but I don’t think I’ve seen anything in regards to them referencing Earth memes and confusing the shit out of poor Allura and Coran. 

Ex: 

*everyone hears about Hunk’s cooking at the space mall* *proceed to throw Gordon Ramsey jokes everywhere*

Pidge, running in circles: “WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE???”

Keith, holding Lance’s face between two pieces of bread: “What are you?”

Lance: “An idiot sandwich”

Shiro, squinting at a plate of food goo: “This goo is so green, it could be coming out of your nose.”

Allura and Coran: ??????

..

Lance, to Keith after an argument: “Catch me outside, how bou dat???”

Allura: “We’re in space please do not exit the castle????”

..

*Lance slips and falls on something*

Pidge: “I can’t believe Lance is fucking dead.”

Coran, befuddled: “He’s perfectly fine all of his suits functions show-”

..

*loses Keith in a crowd* *Lance climbs onto a chair*

Lance: “LANCE IS A USELESS, SEVENTH WHEEL”

Keith: “WHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY”

Lance: “There he is”

Allura, to Hunk: “Do humans often scream self deprecating sentences over crowds of strangers?”

..

Allura, in the middle of a fight: “WE WILL NEVER GIVE UP”

*cue paladins singing “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley*

Allura: “We are in BATTLE”

..

Coran, discussing infiltration plans for Galra base: “And then Shiro and Keith will enter in through the main doors.”

Shiro: “One does not simply walk into a Galra base.”

Coran: “That’s…that’s what I just said. Were you not listening?”

He has always loved her.

I was always convinced of that fact. I was one of the very few Sherlolly shippers out there who firmly believed that it would become canon. I knew I could be wrong, of course. But I think this is it. Or rather as close to canon as we can get. To me, the Final Problem confirms all of the suspicions I’ve ever had as to why they wrote Sherlock and Molly the way they did. Take note that what follows is obviously with shipper goggles on. But still. 

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How to properly look at your friend in a totally platonic way

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honestly if Emma and Regina’s relationship ever went further, they’d probably still explain it all with Henry™ like

“can I kiss you? just,,, you know for Henry obviously”
“we should move in together. it’d be easier for Henry”
“will you marry me? I meAN Henry would like that right?? AHAhaha hah    ha”
“I love you… uh I meant - - for Henry of course why else would we−”

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Moving in with Remus Lupin would involve...

I have a fic based off this, if you want to read it then you can find it here

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  • Having a competition to see who can carry the most boxes into the flat
  • The competition ends when Remus almost falls down the stairs
  • Both of you bringing way too many books
  • You have to put up extra bookshelves in almost every room
  • Probably forgetting something important, like a mattress or chairs
  • Dancing around in the living room together, laughing like idiots because you two have been planning this for years
  • Having your first real fight over who gets the shower first in the morning
  • You win, because you threatened to move back in with your parents he loves you that much
  • James, Lily, Sirius and Peter turn up once you two have done all the work to ask if you need any help
  • Remus taking you on a grand tour of the tiny flat, and ending up giving you a piggyback because you’re exhausted
  • You both wake up at 3am and realise you could literally do anything you like because it’s your flat
  • You end up making pancakes and almost burning down the kitchen
  • The flat somehow becomes an unofficial place to crash for the Marauders? Like you’ll walk into the kitchen in the morning and find James making coffee because “Lils and I had a fight, your place was closest. Coffee?”
  • Enough is enough when Sirius climbs in your bedroom window at 3am because “Me and James had a fight, your place was closest”

Feel free to request a post like this (no full fic requests please!) in my ask